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Sometimes, girlfriends are sort of like balloons! You can hold their tail and walk around. BUT!! You cannot make your voice sound funny by breathing them in.
does anybody else get extremely and concernedly aroused wwhen pretty girls stare at them wwith absolutely nothin on their big old dead eyes
#nsfw thanks for another great idea sollux! <3 [A close-up video of Jade's Space-enhanced chest- fittingly, inside a comfy-looking white sweater! She bounces them up and down, and over the *audible* noise of her heavy tits under the fabric, the viewer can hear a little gasp and a giggle at just how much they're moving. Her fingers come up into view, groping handfuls of them and moving them much more slowly and deliberately; the gasps continue, soft and pleasured now. Finally, she lifts them as high as she can and lets them go so they fall back into place! That prompts the most movement so far, and only when her body is totally still does the video end.]
So i saw someone else doing t)(is earlier and I t)(oug)(t, w)(ale, w)(y not! )(e)(e W)(o want me? 38) ?
Sig)(... #yearning is )(itting again
trying to maintain the cute girl status while womb deep in someone :P #nsfw
be the change you want to see in the world. knock up your friends #nsfw
I think some of you would benefit tremendously from becoming acquainted with the concept of kayfabe. Whenever someone is kidnapped, trapped in a SGRUB session, stranded somewhere hostile, dying spectacularly, et cetera, there is inevitably someone in the replies going, "Oh, but you had time to Chit about it?" As though the natural conclusion is that the character, presently dangling upside-down over a vat of acid, has taken out their phone, carefully unlocked it, opened Chittr, composed three paragraphs and selected an appropriate reaction image. This is not necessarily what is occurring. Chittr is the medium through which the narrative has elected to present itself. The post exists because we, the audience, require some means of observing the event. Sometimes the posting itself is diegetic. Sometimes it is only partially diegetic. Sometimes you are effectively reading a stage direction wearing the skin of a social media post. You are foolish to assume this website that stretches across an infinite amount of timelines, universes, and means of interaction is nothing short of a mythical artifact, perhaps even a Juju. Professional wrestling does not cease being a wrestling match because the camera happens to be perfectly positioned to capture a conversation backstage. Nobody turns toward the cameraman and asks why he is being permitted to stand three feet away while two men conspire to commit aggravated assault. You accept the camera because the camera is how the story reaches you. The same courtesy should probably be extended to someone live-Chitting their kidnapping. They are not necessarily exposing their location to their captor, compromising the integrity of their SGRUB session, or somehow finding excellent cellular reception inside the narrative equivalent of Hell. You are simply being permitted to see what is happening because this is the proscenium we have chosen. Please respect the kayfabe. It is doing a remarkable amount of structural labor for you.
Being a picky bitch als0 means kn0wing exactly what i want and wh0 can pr0vide it t0 me and wh0 definitely cant #nsfw
We sh0uld make a pail addict supp0rt gr0up Im sure n0thing bad will happen there #nsfw
If only a big strong women would choke me out whilst fucking me, but alas. #nsfw
brb bout 2 get fucked so hsrd im seein stars #nsfw
I struggle t0 find pe0ple willing t0 fuck the g0ddess r0ughly en0ugh
I am looking for competitive partners strictly. I only enjoy high ELO opponents.
Happy fat friday t0 all the fat pe0ple wh0 celebrate
[Somewhat blurry photo of Jane in a playboy bunny outfit.] :B #suggestive #nsfw (not sure if this totally counts but just to be safe)
just found out the lowwblooded deservve care and compassion and the unity of their felloww troll. wwho fuckin kneww bro
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b571e3558dc.jpg #nsfw
0ne hate and i will self destruct send chitt #suicide
smash smash smash smash smash!!!! a lot!!! like sooo much!!!
truthfully n0thing is as satisfact0ry as a fight back and f0urth b0th with pure utter hatred the kind that never leaves y0ur mind bl00d wires exp0sed parts fr0m each 0f y0u as y0u finally get the upper hand h0lding them d0wn and instead 0f culling them y0u h0ld them s0 very cl0se and 0h s0 gently .... disregard last statement it's unimp0rtant #vaugep0sting #vi0lence #suggestive
m0ving along https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/786bcb0b87cf.png
"Someone should kill that guy." Do it yourself? #violence
yes this timeline is practically empty i will pr0bably c0ncluded my time here 0nce I get b0red
Just got consensually fondled. #epic #nsfw
:33 < fur @involuntarilylulzworthy :33 < to purrove i am nyot a coward https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89c6330fc674.jpg :00 < nsfw
always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
i only got one person interested in the killing game thing rn? cmon! interact with this chitt in any way to be added to chittr happy havoc
#vagueposting #suggestive T)(eir Bass is so fat it makes me wanna Krill my S)(-ELLf
https://64.media.tumblr.com/25b4a09b559ede7032aee17179fbb9b9/84f09eabe57c3329-72/s250x400/fd0b3ff6ad764ca683e7e469df165ced642b6294.gif #megidomay
think it's hot personally when someone ignores a dudes pussy or nook or whatever and goes for the ass but that's just me #nsfw
tummy tuesday https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4726/029b3ea03291527c59388cf10940d8dc.png #nsfw
t0day f0r fun i've decided t0 be c0mpletely genuine. 0u0
point log, day 365.5, ...hey, everyone. it's been a year. and uh. well... hi. you can call me june. she/her pronouns. and a lesbian.
concept: aradia day soft claws adoring the endless curves so familiar to each hand that trails over the next haunting laughter as ram horns butt playfully into ram horns so much red lipstick smearing against red lipstick thick bodies and ghostly essence intertwining on the pile created just for tonight the crack of a whip and the gasp of pleasure cried out by identical voices "ribbit" (tags: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido, #selfcest, #nsfw, #megidoday, #rankworks, #megidomadness, whipping skills, bdsm, living dead girl yuri, ribbit, archive rating: M)
Aradia Megido https://images.wikidexcdn.net/mwuploads/wikidex/thumb/d/da/latest/20230629033855/Mareep.png/800px-Mareep.png
#megidoday shenanigans #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/fb128a86cbccc7cdf548c65b610058c2f73ba5b3.jpg
not gonna lie. sometimes my alts drive me insane. so it is nice seeing the aradias happy!
hell0 megid0s. it's me. queen megid0. t0day is megid0 day. t0 celebrate we will cause pr0blems 0n purp0se. 0u0
Isn't Aradia great? 38D #ramposting
In honor of #megidoday I give you the most Megido item I own https://i.imgur.com/IJ3z7W5.png
:33< i will meow at all meowdegos and kiss them and love them and be their furiends and hate them and break up fights betw33n them and....
we sh0uld have a #megid0minute where we celebrate megid0s every minute. indefinitely.
I love my daughter and my daughter and my daughter and my Godhead daughter. It's true.
megid0 madness. megid0p0sting. megid0 day. every0ne enj0y the festivities.
Every Aradia gets together and starts beating you to death
:33< love all the aradinyas they all rule in their own mewnique way
i love aradias. especially you, the aradia reading this.
mE, wHENEVER aRADIA IS MENTIONED, oR IS NEARBY, oR, iSN'T MENTIONED OR, iSN'T, nEARBY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B26B678F1655.GIF
you were always my strongest soldier tavros my most loyal knight ready to charge headfirst to protect my honor
aLWAYS! gO tEAM cHARGE FOREVER,
there's s0 many mes 0n this website. i have an idea f0r an activity t0 participate in. #nsfw
they should add a reaction on this website just for me that just is OuO so people can know im looking at their specific posts even if i dont say anything
I don't get how the lot of you require the shadecover of an anonymous account to profess your more controversial musings. Have you even SEEN the baseline of depravity we have all collectively decided to allow on the feed? I'll say something controversial for every like on this post, no censorship required. Stop limiting yourselves. Go whole hog.
(( i love the reaction to bad end!jade!!!!!! shes so evil and traumatized <3
You can come cras)( on ours anytide. Rig)(t, Sollux? @twinArmaggetfucked
I just wanted to take a moment to --EMP)(ASIS--E t)(e importance of aftercare. I'm not an expert, but in all t)(e self-kelp books I've read in my free time, I feel like it s)(ould be said! We s)(ould always ens)(ore t)(at t)(e ot)(er feels safe and cared for after w)(atever two )(ave done. A )(ot bat)(, cuttling, sweet not)(ings, and anyt)(ing else are always good c)(oices. Be good to eac)( ot)(er. 8) #nsfw #glubposting
D --> I am a big fan of cute girls
D --> I think girls in maid dresses are very cute D --> Um, not necessarily in a strictly #nsfw way but I will tag it as such because I imagine the comments will veer in that dir%ion
:33< hang on i got this i know how to get bitches X00< PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASS333333333333 (with rizz)
)(-----------ELLO C)(ittr! )(ow are eeling tonig)(t? )(ave you remembered to water your plants? Yourselves? Let's start off wit)( a positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I look CUT--E in t)(ose )(eels.'
the state of the #wizardtournament semifinals right now. #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/3c6ac7f484f8eed1277dc73054502a28/705c370a9d1e3d3f-1f/s400x600/f24fd996e05410e18acecbc8bc402cdd8af23118.gif