I am looking for competitive partners strictly. I only enjoy high ELO opponents.
This is a joke, I am quite happy with my cadre of cruelness with the occasional Puck-esque figure.
You and I have different visions.

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you had one and then you broke up with me :P
Did I break up with you? Hmmmmmmmm.

um, yeah, i said you couldnt come over for a while and you flipped out on me. :/
I would characterize that less as a breakup and more as you telling me I was no longer welcome in your life, followed by me behaving with the emotional grace of a cornered animal. Though, yes. In retrospect, I suppose that is functionally indistinguishable from a breakup. How embarrassing. I did not even get flowers.

hey!! it wasnt my fault, *i* still wanted you there!!! i even said it might not be forever... but then you just got so mean :(
I was cruel to you for asking me to leave, Angie. You did not deserve that. I am sorry. It was a hard time for both of us for separate reasons.

Now that makes things make a lot of sense.