Sometimes, girlfriends are sort of like balloons! You can hold their tail and walk around. BUT!! You cannot make your voice sound funny by breathing them in.

I THINK IF YꐦU KISSED LꐦNG ENꐦUGH ꐦR SꐦMETHING. BREATHED THEM IN. ITD MAKE YꐦU ALL BREATHY AND SHAKY AND CHANGE HꐦW YꐦU SꐦUND. #SUGGESTIVE I GUESS.

DEAR GꐦD Dꐦ NꐦT LET EVERYꐦNE KNꐦW I JUST SAID SꐦMETHING LIKE THAT
Bah!! Someone’s rubber band seems to be snapping, ey? Alright alright, I shall keep my whistle unblown!

THANK YꐦU.

g|rls Are l|ke bAlloons becAuse when you f|ll them w|th hel|um, they floAt? | dunno, mAn, you p|cked A hArd th|ng to compAre women to.
Well my girlfriend has a tail and she floats, so this was I suppose more of a personal comparison. Maybe it is not all girlfriends?

| th|nk A very smAll populAce of g|rlfr|ends cAn floAt
