The E%emplar Dank100k
@concupiscentTemperance
Model citizen Business mogul Investor and philanthropist Do not contact me about “Mr. Grey” Let my STRENGTH be your STRENGTH
W)(at a good job you've done, my dutiful -Exemplar! It is not alwaves easy taking on t)(e burden of t)(e lowbloods' plig)(t, but you make it look so effortless!
D —> A dedicated warmb100d working at one of the many construction sites I oversee seemed to be struggling greatly with a weighty load D —> I approached and took the materials from their hands to allocate it to its proper place D —> Due to my STRENGTH it required not even one twitch of my vascular deltoid D —> And due to my genteel nature and display of e%cellence the laborer was stunned into silence perspiring almost as heavily as I D —> I ever so gently wiped a stray droplet from their brow with my thumb D —> And informed them that if the work was too great it w001d be my honor to advocate for their reassignment or perhaps to cull them permanently if such toil was not agreeable to their body D —> They stammered in gratitude and I said shhh D —> Worry no longer D —> Consider it done D —> Consider it all cared for D —> All you have to do is fall into my arms D —> I will always catch you D —> To give yourself up udderly into the care of another D —> What might it feel like D —> Hmmm D —> Well I will never know D —> E%emplary
W)(at a good job you've done, my dutiful -Exemplar! It is not alwaves easy taking on t)(e burden of t)(e lowbloods' plig)(t, but you make it look so effortless!
see this is so fuCkin' weird beCause y'know what? i'd love t'just fall into a bi6 stron6 6uys arms 'n' let 'em Comfort me 'n' Care for me 'n' all that 6ood shit but it all feels so... like bein' unperson'd.
D —> There is nothing unpersonizing about being properly culled D —> In fact it is really a celebration of personhood in all the diverse ways it can be e%pressed D —> Because everyone’s needs are different D —> And they all deserve to be fulfilled D —> I must be there for those who require the care and comfort you speak of D —> It is my most honorable duty
D —> I only have such STRENGTH because of your e%ample D —> Thank you
...y'all sCare me 'n' i don't know why. beCause at the same time, i also want exaCtly that Comfort 'n' relaxationa 'n' i 6otta 6et off this post 'Cus i'm thinkin' too muCh about how i'd like that aCtually.
D —> It is freeing to be e%empt of all worries D —> Or so I imagine D —> If you are in need of culling it can be provided to you
yeah i'll... think about that. soon as i 6et past the meanin' of Cullin' where i'm from...
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Friendly Reminder of t)(e Day: Don't forget, YOU are a reefpresentative of your -Empire! Anyt)(ing you say online is a reeflection of t)(e values of t)(e kind and benevolent world t)(at raised you in its loving embrace, so )(onor your Beforan )(eritage by keeping your finternet presence w)(olesome!!! <3
does this mean beforan folk Can't hornypost
Well said, Your Majesty. Send your descendant my 8est regards too ::::)
Of course t)(ey can! Propogation of t)(e species is V---ERY important and every good Beforan citizen knows t)(at!
D —> Yes my beautiful shining infallible Shepherd D —> This statement is so true D —> That one c001d even call it a truth nuclear device D —> Due to just how true it is
アタシは低血人です。そういうわけで、誰かに所有されたいの。高血人の良き妻になりたい。ペットとして飼って、性的に満足させてご褒美をください。アタシの乳首を優しく舐めて、気にかけてくれてることを示して。献身的な奉仕によってその地位を勝ち取るつもり。考えるだけで、アタシのクリがゾクゾクする。帝国万歳。 #nsfw
T)(at's t)(e spirit! I )(ope you find a )(ig)(blood to treat you nicely one day! 38)
D —> I have been so distracted by um matters and individuals that I am even forgetting the placement of my own percentage signs when penning my responses D —> This simply won’t do I must focus on the task at hand D —> Another ten million caegars to the Red Cull Foundation D —> E%emplary
D —> All language utilized by laytrolls is of course just as beautiful as normal speech but there are some phrases in the vernacular that are outdated in their needless violence D —> I am duty-bound to put forth some corrections for your consideration D —> For e%ample instead of “I’m so hungry I could eat a hoofbeast” D —> Why not say “I’m so hungry I could eat alongside a hoofbeast” D —> Instead of “beating a dead hoofbeast” D —> One c001d say “brushing a smooth hoofbeast” D —> Let us all use hoofbeast friendly language in the future
I thinQ censoring phrases directly goes against celebrating the culture of our species. Its a way that shows how trollQind can taQe disprate words and put a common meaning to it.
D —> Censoring is done for the e%press purpose of celebrating our culture and our commitment to bettering the lives of those around us D —> Are you Alternian this may explain our different stances on this matter
D —> Well there you have it
D —> That was not my implication I was referring to my earlier statement that suggested our cultural differences are the reasons for our different approaches to language D —> However I do find Alternia’s love of violence and continuation of an empire built upon the oppression of warmb100ds to be distasteful D —> Though it is not the fault of those who have the misfortune to be hatched under such a regime
I would not say me being Alternian has anything to do with my view on language. I taQe this approach towards all cultures. Which would include Beforus and Earth/Earth C and any and everything in between. It is who I am as an individual.
D —> I have completed construction of #posthole for #megidomay D —> #Nsfw of course because this area is not a workplace anyone who is not paying due attention may run the risk of falling D —> Falling into my truly gaping hole D —> Yes my gaping hole which is free to use for any interested parties D —> As it is large enough to take practically anything that is thrust into it D —> Please feel free to put anything you like as deep as it will fit into my hole which is just aching to be filled D —> As is e%pected of me as a provider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e76bd39a5707.jpeg
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Lik£, LOL. No probl£m! If you lik£, want h£lp im sur£ I can l£nd our lik£, b£st work£rs. LOL!<3
D —> I am present on Beforus I do not know if this puts an obstacle in your offer D —> But otherwise I am amenable to this kindness and you will be compensated for your generosity
hhoooomydhod
hell0
whats the largest thing y0ur h0le has ever had it
D —> Hmmm D —> Probably the industrial digging bar D —> Which is a long thick sturdy metal rod one inserts into a hole to loosen the surface area and make it pliable for more thorough entry D —> But my answer is subject to change there is no implement too big for my hole
0h i see yes 0f c0urse y0u zahhaks are quite skilled when it c0mes t0 the pliability 0f y0ur h0les after all
D —> Precisely D —> Everything a Zahhak does should be e%emplary in its conformity D —> Inc100ding the state of our hole at any given moment D —> Thank you for your appreciation in this matter
D —> It’s true that in my adolescence I was known to accidentally break bust bend rust upend and/or shatter anything that I laid even the barest fluttering touch upon D —> Until I learned the ways of self-control to hold myself tight as an adamantine fist D —> But my status is not about the e%treme STRENGTH and overall unparalleled physical prowess I possess D —> It is about presence D —> An e%actly tailored suit D —> Crisp tie D —> Strutlimbs metaphorically painted in leather D —> Faux leather that is #SaveTheLusii D —> Ocular correction lenses placed just so upon the sniffnub D —> One c001 100k over the frames is worth a thousand densely veined throbbing glistening muscles of my bicep D —> I am like the matriarch hoofbeast who needs only turn her dark ganderbulb towards the enemy to remind them that the herd is under her protection D —> That is true power D —> Learn from it
Wow, what great information my high-blood. [Y]/N, I will remember this.
D —> The STRONG have a duty to protect the weak D —> Our e%emplary b100d is d001y placed upon the top of this spectrum for this reason and this reason alone D —> Yes D —> Any of you who are too tender D —> Trembling and meek D —> Whimpering and fawning D —> From your place on the ground next to my impeccably shined laced faux leather strutpod coverings you 100k up to me D —> You 100k up a considerable amount btw due to my imposing yet sim001taneously comforting height you are also privately noting that the fit is so clean it is almost preposterous D —> And beg me to be your STRENGTH D —> Fret not D —> I will take care of you
↘️please cull me.↘️ ↗️MAKE MY SLACKLUSTRE STRENGTH PART OF YOUR STRENGTH.↗️ ↘️make some small piece of me matter.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT WAIT TO BE DEEP IN YOUR↗️ ↘️accounts.↘️
i was about to dry )(eave at t)(is and t)(en i realized youre beforan nevermind. carry on. aint no fixin w)(ats permanently broke
...shit, i 6otta admit, i wouldn't be opposed to that patronizin' even sli6htly now i've thou6ht about it some. sounds like they're luCky to have ya, friend. ^◡^
D —> My empress D —> My e%cellence is all in your name D —> Its purpose D —> To il100minate your virtue D —> I will never back down never give up
D —> It w001d be improper for me to say what I am thinking in public D —> So I will just say D —> Hail to the Shepherd Constern
i )(ope you meet darkleer someday i )(ope )(e keeps you up at nig)(t. or maybe, )(e would inspire you.
D —> Ahem what I meant was D —> You are engaging in most une%emplary behavior in public it would behoof you to stop
For t)(ose of you w)(o missed it yesternig)(t: You are a lotus flower. 🪷 Let not)(ing and no one get under your skin. #Positivity
gosh! i don't think i get what that means.
-=[ yyess maam !!! :-)_☺]=-
lotus flower postin mig)(t as well be a fuckin drinkin game as t)(is rate
qand klike qa klotus rthrough rthe nmurk qwe astretch yupwards astarved dfor klight! qah, asuch hjourneys qwe nmust rtake!
D —> Do not ask me why I have socks on in the jacuzzi D —> Those are my hooves
As everyone gets busy wit)( t)(eir )(oles, I must reefmind you all to be careful wit)( t)(em! You wouldn't want to damage t)(e structural fintegrity of your )(ole by letting t)(e wrong person fall into it!!!
Too llate
D —> My hole D —> It’s waiting to be filled https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a4dad0dfdd63.jpeg
D —> Do not be alarmed this progress is being made far away from any pedestrian areas or wandering lampladies
-Excellent work, -Exemplar!
D —> Oh D —> My illustrious wise and benevolent lady of the imperilous consternation good and caring shepherd wielding always the comforting hook of your culling staff D —> Thank you
D —> Hm I admittedly was wary of unbeautifying the landscape but due to my many profitable real estate e%penditures I have currently unused land aplenty D —> Fine I shall dig a hole D —> And later proceed to show it D —> It will be a massive hole D —> You w001d be able to fit anything in it D —> It can take it
D —> Noble creature D —> If you c001d speak to me as I to you D —> What might you say https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/902d2508741b.jpeg
Okay, you're right. I was trying to make a joke. It would perhaps ask you to brush its beautiful mane or feed it a snack.
D —> Ok yes I now understand it was for humorous intent based on its absurdity D —> In that case ha ha D —> Yes I agree with you those are both things a hoofbeast would be likely to say thank you for your contribution to this matter
if i had to wwager a guess i think its pure and noble pusher wwould open and it wwould say my dear exemplar i find myself most giddy in the strength of your manners and the shining courtesy of your company do you havve any sugar cubes for me or perhaps a large carrot
D —> Zoologer you flatter me D —> As always I trust in your judgment your e%emplary ways with the beasts D —> If any fiends in your care are searching for sugar cubes or large carrots or a particularly STRONG yet ultimately gentle petting hand I am in your eternal service
my beautiful and strong exemplar it is you wwho flatters me wwith your kind wwords and appreciation for the beauty of nature i wwill do my utmost best to find those innocent hoovved souls wwho wwould appreciate your gentile servvices
haha wwhat i think it is quite cute wwhen others perspire heavvily i mean you are wwelcome exemplar are you havving a wwonderful and productivve day havve you assisted the wwarmer blooded castes wwith their tasks or perhaps contributed to any wwell meaning charities
D —> Eek you do D —> In that case I will perspire more for your pleasure D —> Um D —> Er yes not to fret as always my day is filled with the passionate civil service which pumps my b100d I have just overseen construction of a dozen halfway hives for those in the process of being culled I hope this pleases you
wwell it vvery much does but wwhat is importsnt is that it please yourself exemplar pat yourself on the back for doing such a good job ovverseeing this also likely pleases the empress and that is wwonderful and of course the recipients of the halfwway hivves and the culled
D —> What is blue and doesn’t weigh very much D —> Light blue D —> That was funny
🐾Pfft!! ehehe, i like this oNe! x) hehe,
What is blue but is not very good at it yet? Green blue. That was funny.
D —> Ok I will now make a post I believe is in line with the posting manner of the average Chittr user D —> It is my duty not only to observe but to understand D —> Ahem
D —> I have now familiarized myself with the workings of this website D —> These time and space shenanigans and what have you D —> Much of the behavior I have witnessed is unbecoming D —> One c001d allege that it is even improper for someone of my position to be involving myself with this however tangentially D —> But in reality it is the e%press duty of a troll of my status to 100k out for the good of the common people and descend benevolently to them wherever they may be D —> They just often happen to be in illicit places D —> Through no fault of my own D —> With all that being said D —> Hi
D —> Ah highb100d D —> If a troll of your quality is present there must be something special about this site after all
hello danklook-sama! 0u0
D —> Miss Megido D —> Maid-san D —> It is my pleasure to see you here D —> Your work of late is D —> Il100minating D —> As per usual
if you ever want me to write something for you all you need to do is ask!
D —> Hm D —> Hmmm D —> Hmmm yes I ought to sh001dn’t I your well-being is important to me and it would behoof me to assist your practice yes I think I will thank you