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an/mal fun fact!: mOObeasts have spec/f/c herd mates that they l/ke tO graze w/th and /f they arent arOund, they get really sad!!
W)(at a good job you've done, my dutiful -Exemplar! It is not alwaves easy taking on t)(e burden of t)(e lowbloods' plig)(t, but you make it look so effortless!
see this is so fuCkin' weird beCause y'know what? i'd love t'just fall into a bi6 stron6 6uys arms 'n' let 'em Comfort me 'n' Care for me 'n' all that 6ood shit but it all feels so... like bein' unperson'd.
T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Friendly Reminder of t)(e Day: Don't forget, YOU are a reefpresentative of your -Empire! Anyt)(ing you say online is a reeflection of t)(e values of t)(e kind and benevolent world t)(at raised you in its loving embrace, so )(onor your Beforan )(eritage by keeping your finternet presence w)(olesome!!! <3
2orry for the concern. ii wanted two talk about ciity functiion2 and over2tepped. you forget the2e thiing2 when you proce22 iinformatiion quiickly.
:33 < made this on a discord call with equius. did i want to embarrass him? a little. :33 [nepeta uploads a video called "sgrub hype edit equius - after dark by mr. kitty." it is a compilation of equius brooding to a dark synth backing. it opens with low-resolution alternia-era photos of equius standing awkwardly around. then. a heavy black-and-white filter. the words: "d---> strength without mercy is tragedy." flash violently onto the scr33n in indigo. then, the beat drops as the song turns into the drift phonk remix. there are dozens of poorly done cuts, rapid desyncs. equius firing arrows, snapping objects accidentally reframed as though it were a d33p cut 'hard' moment. equius's nervous sweating reframed as masculine exhaustion. "he was built wrong for a world too weak!" the footage is equius obliterating tea cups, crying while apologizing to a hoofbeast, sweating in a collared shirt, he is clearly maturing at this point. eventually, the song drops. a slowed clip, the only video evidence nepeta has of equius smiling, is zoomed in. 400%. spark particles. the audio changes in total whiplash to "you'll be in my heart." the word "platonically" flashes on the scr33n. then. "don't get any ideas." the edit goes from overly masculine "grindset to equius's good acts. repairing what he's broken, tavros's legs, him working hard on a project (ignore that it is aradiabot). then, it cuts forward to some of his earth c acts. lifting a human's scuttlebuggy so he can change the tire, gently turning a crystal doorhandle and managing to take care not to explode it.]
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0h i see yes 0f c0urse y0u zahhaks are quite skilled when it c0mes t0 the pliability 0f y0ur h0les after all
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- Yes sir anything for you sir I'mm #ListeningAndLearning to these #CaegarPlays I wi.ll never disappont you again sire
S)(ello, everyone!!! Are t)(ere any deceased Beac)(foran )(ig)(bloods out t)(ere reading t)(is w)(o is willing to take on a culling assignment in t)(e afterlife? If so, please DM me! I )(ave a very precious little goldblood for you in need of some special care and attention!!! Alternians need not apply. T)(ank you!
Clever wordplay, young goldblood! You're so smart!! But w)(at a sad sediment. It pains me to )(ear )(ow muc)( you deeptest Beforus' most wondrous societal institution. Per)(aps you've only ever )(ad bad experiences wit)( it...? )(ave you been culled in t)(e past? Let me know t)(e name of your culler(s) so I can swiftly reeducate t)(em!
Disagree all you'd like! As a kind and gracious -Empress, I am more t)(an )(appy to )(ear feedback from t)(e lower castes. I am equally )(appy to c)(ange your t)(inkpan! Per)(aps, as an Alternia, you s)(rimply )(ave no experience wit)( compass-ionate )(ig)(bloods, but once you get used to it, you'll sea t)(at we only want w)(at's best for you!!!
wwhy thank you exemplar i wwill accept that thanks wwhole heartedly thank you so much wwarm blood community
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
thank you exemplar please feel free to enter my hole wwhenevver you wwish i wwould lovve to receivve you
i hope that evveryone likes my #hole please excuse me and forgivve for howw wwet it is it can be quite slippery but i alwways enjoy leading my friends and close ones to enter its cold and tranquil embrace #holeposting #nsfww #megidomay https://cdnimgchestcom/files/71abe373b45fpng
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Lik£, LOL. No probl£m! If you lik£, want h£lp im sur£ I can l£nd our lik£, b£st work£rs. LOL!<3
CURRENTLY. THERE IS AN URGENT PERSONAL MATTER. DISTRACTING ME FROM MY DUTIES. AND MY TYPINGS. BUT I WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER. ONCE I HAVE LEFT AN IMPACT CRATER OF SIMILAR SIZE. IN A WILLING VICTIM. I MEAN EXCAVATION PROFESSIONAL. SUCH AS YOURSELF. #HHH #YOURUKEMI #ITISBRINGINGSOMETHINGVERYDANGEROUSANDALPHAOUTOFME #AGODKILLINGWEAPON #KNOWNONLYAS #MYBULGE #NSFW
Lik£, my company could turn this into lik£ a wond£rful lik£, hiv£ compl£x. LOL
:o) #RankMoment
I COME AS THE EMISSARY OF #MEGIDOMAY. TO DELIVER SOME IMPORTANT ACCOLADES. TO DELIVER TO YOUR LOCATION. RIGHT NOW. FACE TO FACE. URGENTLY.
HHH.
Nxt safe AND free-use??? That's a lawsuit waiting tx happen!!! Please be careful Mr Danklxxk!!! :(((
Wow, what great information my high-blood. [Y]/N, I will remember this.
I would not say no to a helpful hand offered in this time of need, 8ut I fear I may not 8e a8le to adequ8tely descri8e my surroundings! In any case, I must catch my 8reath first. That hole was shockingly deep!
Man to men, here are some TIPS to HONE IN ON your MANLINESS: ⒈ Play a thousand hours worth of Satisfying Coloring Map Game ⒉ Argue about your FAVORITE RACING HOOFBEAST online ⒊ Eat VEGETABLES so your lusus doesn't call Spiderman ⒋ Store your NUTS AND SEEDS for winter (EDIT: THIS IS A JOKE! A *JOKE!* PLEASE DON'T COME TO MY HIVE AND ASK WHAT KINDS OF NUTS AND SEEDS YOU SHOULD STORE! I WAS KIDDING! HOLY [HONK]!)
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...shit, i 6otta admit, i wouldn't be opposed to that patronizin' even sli6htly now i've thou6ht about it some. sounds like they're luCky to have ya, friend. ^◡^
↘️please cull me.↘️ ↗️MAKE MY SLACKLUSTRE STRENGTH PART OF YOUR STRENGTH.↗️ ↘️make some small piece of me matter.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT WAIT TO BE DEEP IN YOUR↗️ ↘️accounts.↘️
---Excellently put, -Exemplar!!! You are a s)(ining example of t)(e exact kind of mindset Beforus prospers under. Reefmember to alwaves )(old t)(ese values, no matter )(ow exasperating it can be at times! K-E-EP UP T)(-E GOOD WORK!!!
↘️oh my god yes.↘️ ↗️IMAGINE ME, TREMBLING BELOW YOU, A SUBSTANDARD CLASSIFICATION OF THE INDIGO SLURRYPOOL↗️ ↘️whimpering, simpering, a trembling bastion of disgrace below your polished bootheel.↘️ ↗️WHICH I WILL CLEAN, IF EVER IT BECOMES DIRTY↗️ ↘️by any means↘️ ↗️MY TASTEMUSCLE WILL RAKE ACROSS THE SEAMS UNTIL THEY ARE GLISTENING WITH THE FACTORY POLISH OF MY OWN PITIFUL ORAL SECRETIONS.↗️ ↘️i am so lucky to be in the presence of such superior examples of our potential.↘️ ↗️WHEN I EXIST AT THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM.↗️ ↘️thank you.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU FOR REMINDING EVERYONE WHAT THEY SHOULD BE.↗️ ↘️incredible.↘️ ↗️DO YOU NEED YOUR CHECKBOOK BALANCED.↗️
50k kult #megidomay hole post #posthole #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d918a9aa119d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/006a00f295f8.png
wwell it vvery much does but wwhat is importsnt is that it please yourself exemplar pat yourself on the back for doing such a good job ovverseeing this also likely pleases the empress and that is wwonderful and of course the recipients of the halfwway hivves and the culled
haha wwhat i think it is quite cute wwhen others perspire heavvily i mean you are wwelcome exemplar are you havving a wwonderful and productivve day havve you assisted the wwarmer blooded castes wwith their tasks or perhaps contributed to any wwell meaning charities
As everyone gets busy wit)( t)(eir )(oles, I must reefmind you all to be careful wit)( t)(em! You wouldn't want to damage t)(e structural fintegrity of your )(ole by letting t)(e wrong person fall into it!!!
my beautiful and strong exemplar it is you wwho flatters me wwith your kind wwords and appreciation for the beauty of nature i wwill do my utmost best to find those innocent hoovved souls wwho wwould appreciate your gentile servvices
-Excellent work, -Exemplar!
if i had to wwager a guess i think its pure and noble pusher wwould open and it wwould say my dear exemplar i find myself most giddy in the strength of your manners and the shining courtesy of your company do you havve any sugar cubes for me or perhaps a large carrot
#megidomay day 16 start digging a hole! tomorrow #megidomay day 17 you will all be #postinghole (tags: #megidomay, the biggest might get a prize, 0u0, archive rating: G)
Okay, you're right. I was trying to make a joke. It would perhaps ask you to brush its beautiful mane or feed it a snack.
Far Too Many Familiar Faces I Must Focus On My Topiaries
if you ever want me to write something for you all you need to do is ask!
hello danklook-sama! 0u0
#BeFoRuSrEpErSeNt #WhErEmYtRoLlSaT
What is blue but is not very good at it yet? Green blue. That was funny.
🐾Pfft!! ehehe, i like this oNe! x) hehe,