The Helpsman
@helpsMan
Happy to help | Also to bother my descendants.
thii2 ii2 the only piicture ii have of my 2elf from work. fiigured ii'd 2hare iit. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/3ecc305671eb.png
the omniipotent beiing2 are gettiing freaky on my po2t. #2ugge2tiive
a liittle dii2appoiinted that 2he diidn't 2ee.
w̳h̳y̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳d̳r̳a̳s̳t̳i̳c̳?̳
a̳ ̳t̳o̳u̳c̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳p̳r̳o̳p̳o̳s̳i̳t̳i̳o̳n̳.̳ ̳t̳e̳l̳l̳ ̳m̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳.̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳f̳a̳c̳t̳.̳ ̳r̳e̳a̳c̳h̳ ̳o̳u̳t̳.̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳t̳h̳o̳s̳e̳ ̳p̳r̳e̳t̳t̳y̳ ̳l̳i̳t̳t̳l̳e̳ ̳g̳l̳o̳v̳e̳d̳ ̳h̳a̳n̳d̳s̳.̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳b̳e̳ ̳s̳c̳a̳r̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳o̳n̳l̳y̳.̳ t͎h͎e͎ ͎d͎a͎r͎k͎.͎
thii2 ii2 the only piicture ii have of my 2elf from work. fiigured ii'd 2hare iit. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/3ecc305671eb.png
respeCtfully 6azin'.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ffb2d00fce0.png eheheh. tw0.
2orry for the concern. ii wanted two talk about ciity functiion2 and over2tepped. you forget the2e thiing2 when you proce22 iinformatiion quiickly.
T)(at's okay, guppy, we all make mistakes! T)(is is w)(y t)(e Beforan -Empire closely monitors its )(elpsmen's online presence! We just want to keep all you little fis)( safe! 38)
nothiing, nothiing, don't worry about iit. over2tepped 2omethiing.
Remember, it's alwaves a good idea to stay in your own pond!! 38)
are dms monitored?
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usually these fylters aren't very good at catching metaphor! try that?
that'2 makiing me feel 2ome kiind of way. po2iitiive or negatiive, ha2 yet two be 2een.
ii 2ee 2ome of my alterniian variiant2, and ii fiind 2ome of the 2tuff they po2t relatable. ii'll thiink about iit.
g0 ahead and skip my last one chief s0rry
"what doe2 bland do?" emotiional 2upport miime.
Ah, yes. That time of night where all the goldbloods are out and about. Shout out to the goldbloods
[ >🧙♂️🪄 WOOSH! THOU ART NOW IMMUNE TO MINE CASTING FOR 12 HOURS_ ]
Pre⟡⟡y sure ⟡ha⟡'s all ⟡imes of nigh⟡, bu⟡ I'll ⟡ake ⟡he love ei⟡her way. ==⟢
Holy shit. Thank you, definitely not evil wizard. You're swag as hell
✐ᝰ I love to be included :) ᝰᝰ
[ >THE WIZARD WEARS ITS TITLE AS LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD WITH PRIDE!!!_ ]
me core. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c154c73dec8b.jpg
>> Tab¡tha pfp ડpotted, 1ove that
well, that'2 for 2ure not for me iin any capaciity.
ii am beiing actiively forced two take a few day2 off, 2o ii am takiing a few day2 off. ii'll al2o get 50 caeger2 out of iit iif ii do. :/
uncomfortably exhau2ted twoliight, what are you all up two?
Th1nk1ng 4bout th3 horrors.
guy on here with a quirk that looks like worms and his reaction is kinda funny whenever i say something about that
oh! yeah, okay. ii gotta keep an eye out for that. 2ound2 funny a2 hell.
legally mandated 2ociial hour2.
D --> A wonderful suggestion, Mr. Captor D --> I believe all trolls would benefit from social enrichment D --> Tell me more about this idea
D --> D --> Would having mandated free time be helpful to you D --> Is this an undertaking in which I might be of assistance to you
ii don't know, ii'm ju2t bu2y wiith not a lot of free tiime. by choiice, u2ually. ii ju2t need two fiind more tiime.
yes you should! 0v0
ii'm paiinfully bad at 2ociial mediia, but ii do want two talk here more.
Indeed you should! 8ut I imagine that your work can sometimes make posting difficult.
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It is really quite callous of you to 8e reminding a warm8looded compatri8 of their comparatively short lifespan! You should 8e a little more cautious, you know.
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
gomen how can i fix this eri-chan
wait none of that spanking ignited even the smallest caliginous fit at all
do you have any tattoos
well put this on the other one #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d43ec14e6855.png
kyaaa dont say that so casually
fuck i mean ok perhaps a feww obsidian considerations crossed my mind wwhen you did that you got me there ill retract my prior statement
holy swweet bulge duelin poseidon this is i just teared up a little guys its just so beautiful
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