The Helpsman
@helpsMan
Happy to help | Also to bother my descendants.
at work, ii alway2 feel energiized, but man, ii am tiired afterward. ii want two 2leep for a miilliion 2weep2.
ii cant partiiciipate iin fii2hiing friiday becau2e ii have tube2 iin my back for work. #notclockedoutyet
beiing hooked up two 2everal robot2 can be an iintere2tiing experiience. ii know way two many weiird thiing2 about people.
2hould ii be counTTiing my2elf 4TTunaTTe ii donTT have TThe plea2ure of beiing 2ubjecTTed 2 TThii2
iit'2 not bad mo2t of iit ii2 background noii2e, 2ometiime2 ii ju2t 2o happen two catch 2omethiing weiird and funny.
ii hear enough 2TTrange and weiird and 2omeTTiime2 offpuTTTTiing (and dare ii 2ay, ye2, even 2omeTTiime2 funny) background noii2e from TThe neiighbor2 iin my hiive2TTem 2o. ii TThiink iim good iin TThaTT deparTTmenTT glad iiTT work2 ouTT 4 you TThough. or 2omeTThiing
well, iit'2 diifferent when your braiin ii2 ba2iically a databa2e/computer and ha2 a hiigh capaciity two proce22 iinformatiion. you hear miilliion2 of thiing2 a day. 2ometiime2 tho2e thiing2 2tand out. but iit ii2 unfortunately your hiive2tem neiighbor2 are a tad problematiic two you.
drᓰnk waaaaȶer~! ȶake your meeeeeeds~!
the piicture wa2 mo2tly buriied. good good. anyway.
D --> Ah So you've found your way to Chittr D --> It brings me great pride to see another functional, contributing member of society
ii wa2 debatiing iit, but ii have 2ome free tiime two take a look at 2ociial mediia for a 2econd.
D --> This is acceptable D --> You certainly work hard enough that I don't find this particularly problematic
ii'm the lea2t 2lacker of them all. ii keep beforu2 runniing, wiith a group of people behiind me, of cour2e.
D --> I feel a swell of pride in my b1000dpumper hearing this from you
D --> I see D --> That is D --> Concerning D --> Particularly concerning considering that I am an upstanding citizen who certainly does not engage with any strange, depraved proclivities in the barren dregs of dark alleyways and smokey leatherhouses D --> Much to consider, thank you for bringing this matter to my attention
ii have one piicture two 2hare and one only. http2://64.mediia.tumblr.com/0987ba895cacc05023cffce9cb040607/066d08b475cdcdaf-90/21280x1920/3efd652c822cab8aa11c48753d2cf9c117611438.png
keepiing a productiive work 2chedule and makiing 2ure that beforu2 work2 2moothly and functiionally for everyone.
Beforus! Glub glub glub glub GLUB GLUB!!! T)(e world w)(ere I was --Empress. I've )(eard so muc)( metap)(orical T--EA. W)(at was it like? Is everyone )(appy?
ii thiink everyone ii2, iif they're not, there are program2 for them two work twoward2 iit.
I've never seen you smile so muc)( since t)(e meteor. In my time, I guess!!! W)(at's your secret? Positive affirmations, meditation, a good cup of tea?
T)(e )(umans )(ave t)(is t)(ing called medication. I've done a little researc)( and always wondered w)(at it would be like if we )(ad t)(at. )(m. . . Anyways, its SO interesting to sea w)(at life's like on t)(e ot)(er side. Do you t)(ink we could be friends like my you and I are now?
there ii2 mediicatiion avaiilable for people. therapy, mediicatiion, and faciiliitiie2. ii mean that'2 po22iible.
// there's a picture i have of Helpsman, but i've shared so much art across my characters and im like embarrassed. BUT it's a good picture I PROMISE.
tryiing two fiigure out how two tackle thii2 web2iite wiithout ju2t... 2noopiing at the codiing... anyway. hello.
im really proud of you for taking some time during your break to actually enjoy yourself rather than thinking about doing more work sollux! 0v0
yeah, well niice two meet you, ii'm 2ollux captwor aka the help2man. you probably know a diifferent ver2iion of me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greed from @amorousCasanova ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have some specific lore about this guy that you can read below! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Character Name: Sollux Captor Title: The Helpsman Nicknames: Sol, Lux Role: Imperial Helm/Powersource. • Head of a group of other helms and psionic golds that help power androids, buildings, and ships, and even the cities. • Helps with digital infrastructure on Beforus Physical Appearance Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Red and Blue Height: 5'10" Weight: 135 pounds Skin Color: Grey with a slight yellow undertone. Birthmarks: None Fashion/Style: He typically wears a body suit that helps with conduction. Though he does have more casual clothing. He just wears t-shirts and baggy sweats otherwise Health: He's in good physical health. His mental state is seemingly unstable, but he seems at his best when being useful. Other Identifying: He has visible seams and ports on his body. He was augmented to perform more efficiently. Basic Details Age: 16.25 solar sweeps / 35 Human years • Note, I do not adhere to caste age limits in Homestuck canon. Birth/Hatchdate: May 22nd Gender: Uses Male identifiers but doesn't care otherwise. Birthplace: Beforan Empire Quadrant Status: Single Language(s): Beforan, Alternian, English Occupation: Works as a helm for the empire. He also manages the power and digital systems of the empire. Financial: He's surprisingly well off for a Goldblood. He's not rich, but he's comfortable by his caste standards. Social Standing: Good - He's no longer close with Feferis, but he's remained in good standing with beforus. He has only needed to undergo re-education once in the past. Biography Sollux works and performs for the empire. Due to the technological advances and move away from biotech for everyday use, gold was needed more than ever. Sollux helps with the more digital/technical side of running the more digitally forward empire. Sollux helped design some of the systems and the connections needed for helms to connect to Androids to control them throughout the empire. Sollux himself has a designated android he works from. The andriods affect the mental state of the helm... positively :). Being one of the strongest helms, a lot of major buildings and structures, like the floating islands, are powered by him; he works with a team of helms to power them. Sollux gets a positive emotional boost when hooked up. He's able to work more efficiently and feels good about himself and others; he also feels mentally clearer. However, when not on the machine, he feels foggy and depressed, and he takes medication to keep up the good mood. He is a model beforan a citizen.
-!!! More Beforan ancestors! Yus!