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Happy to help | Also to bother my descendants.

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gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png

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thii2 ii2 the 2iingular mo2t 2tre22ful thiing ii have 2een iin a good whiile. have a 2wiift recovery.

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i wish you were here! >0<

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yeah, 2ame. plea2e get well 2oon alriight?

ii cant partiiciipate iin fii2hiing friiday becau2e ii have tube2 iin my back for work. #notclockedoutyet

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...That gives me an idea 9u9

dependiing on what that iidea ii2 iim worriied.

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beiing hooked up two 2everal robot2 can be an iintere2tiing experiience. ii know way two many weiird thiing2 about people.

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2hould ii be counTTiing my2elf 4TTunaTTe ii donTT have TThe plea2ure of beiing 2ubjecTTed 2 TThii2

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iit'2 not bad mo2t of iit ii2 background noii2e, 2ometiime2 ii ju2t 2o happen two catch 2omethiing weiird and funny.

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ii hear enough 2TTrange and weiird and 2omeTTiime2 offpuTTTTiing (and dare ii 2ay, ye2, even 2omeTTiime2 funny) background noii2e from TThe neiighbor2 iin my hiive2TTem 2o. ii TThiink iim good iin TThaTT deparTTmenTT glad iiTT work2 ouTT 4 you TThough. or 2omeTThiing

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well, iit'2 diifferent when your braiin ii2 ba2iically a databa2e/computer and ha2 a hiigh capaciity two proce22 iinformatiion. you hear miilliion2 of thiing2 a day. 2ometiime2 tho2e thiing2 2tand out. but iit ii2 unfortunately your hiive2tem neiighbor2 are a tad problematiic two you.

the piicture wa2 mo2tly buriied. good good. anyway.

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D --> Ah So you've found your way to Chittr D --> It brings me great pride to see another functional, contributing member of society

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ii wa2 debatiing iit, but ii have 2ome free tiime two take a look at 2ociial mediia for a 2econd.

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D --> This is acceptable D --> You certainly work hard enough that I don't find this particularly problematic

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ii'm the lea2t 2lacker of them all. ii keep beforu2 runniing, wiith a group of people behiind me, of cour2e.

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D --> I feel a swell of pride in my b1000dpumper hearing this from you

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dont get weiird wiith iit.

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D --> Was that weird

very.

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D --> I see D --> That is D --> Concerning D --> Particularly concerning considering that I am an upstanding citizen who certainly does not engage with any strange, depraved proclivities in the barren dregs of dark alleyways and smokey leatherhouses D --> Much to consider, thank you for bringing this matter to my attention

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yeah, ponder that deeply, my friiend.

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ii have one piicture two 2hare and one only. http2://64.mediia.tumblr.com/0987ba895cacc05023cffce9cb040607/066d08b475cdcdaf-90/21280x1920/3efd652c822cab8aa11c48753d2cf9c117611438.png

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You look so )(APPY! 38D W)(at makes you so )(appy?

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keepiing a productiive work 2chedule and makiing 2ure that beforu2 work2 2moothly and functiionally for everyone.

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Beforus! Glub glub glub glub GLUB GLUB!!! T)(e world w)(ere I was --Empress. I've )(eard so muc)( metap)(orical T--EA. W)(at was it like? Is everyone )(appy?

ii thiink everyone ii2, iif they're not, there are program2 for them two work twoward2 iit.

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Wade a minute. Sollux, is t)(at you?

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that'2 a name ii'm called, yeah.

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I've never seen you smile so muc)( since t)(e meteor. In my time, I guess!!! W)(at's your secret? Positive affirmations, meditation, a good cup of tea?

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keepiing bu2y, gettiing around, and workiing. keep2 my miind bu2y.

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T)(e )(umans )(ave t)(is t)(ing called medication. I've done a little researc)( and always wondered w)(at it would be like if we )(ad t)(at. )(m. . . Anyways, its SO interesting to sea w)(at life's like on t)(e ot)(er side. Do you t)(ink we could be friends like my you and I are now?

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there ii2 mediicatiion avaiilable for people. therapy, mediicatiion, and faciiliitiie2. ii mean that'2 po22iible.

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tryiing two fiigure out how two tackle thii2 web2iite wiithout ju2t... 2noopiing at the codiing... anyway. hello.

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snooping as usual i see

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im really proud of you for taking some time during your break to actually enjoy yourself rather than thinking about doing more work sollux! 0v0

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You Seem Awfully Familiar

ii have a hunch a2 two why

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iimmediiately called out. they don't know about my work habiit2.

ii'm a curiiou2 guy

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I Think We Are Convening On A Similar Hunch My Friend

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yeah, well niice two meet you, ii'm 2ollux captwor aka the help2man. you probably know a diifferent ver2iion of me.