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the radiant Madame Dipahi Kudaru
@soothsaidSommelier
[It's wine o' clock somewhere!)= [Mario Bros. Super Show's "The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before It Happens")= [A "they/them" woman.)=
[It's me -- the most attractive Mage of Light, ultra genius, "Miss Incipisphere" 201X, not your mommy's wino, and your personal favorite middle schoolfeeding dropout.)= [I know everything, including that all things are hopeless, but that little trifle is not my problem -- and it isn't yours, either, yet. If you want to rush fate through prognostication, there are thankfully many other users to patronize.)= [Assume all typos are "in character." I am a drinker, of course.)= [Troll Shia Muslim. I'm not perfect, but you're no one to judge.)= [Time until Doom crushes my sexy little body and Dion Warner's, too: approximately eleven perigees and thirteen perigees, respectively.)=~~~~ [That bottle was of champagne, for like, mourning. It's nothing lewd, unless you'd like it to be.)= ; - ) (ooc: It's Dipahi!!! They're a lesbian pervert and basically they are awesome. A high-leveled Doomed timeline dweller who fell out of teal schooling circa 2008 and hasn't left SGRUB since. Convinced of the futility of all things, they spend their time pairing wines and Chitting. Don't ask me questions IC or OOC how trolls can possibly be Muslim IDC IDC IDC!!!!! also note mun is a demisexual (i know,) loser dyke so its impression of a kind of goofily forward teasing pervert may leave something to be desired. Be nice, to me. General warnings on Ms. Kudaru's account include #substances and #suggestive or #nsfw content, and probably a fair amount of #doomerism. So lame!)
[I don't believe we had cuspbloods on my Alternia, but I could be wrong.)= [I tell the relevant future, not the irrelevant past.)= [But that sounds frustrating. Do they let you pick the higher-up one?)=
[My "I AM NOT HEMOIST" shirt has trolls asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.)= [#Youareliterallyvioletdarling #Surelylowbloodshavebetterselfpreservationthantotrustyou #FunnyShirts)=
I'd kill for context/
[It's me -- the most attractive Mage of Light, ultra genius, "Miss Incipisphere" 201X, not your mommy's wino, and your personal favorite middle schoolfeeding dropout.)= [I know everything, including that all things are hopeless, but that little trifle is not my problem -- and it isn't yours, either, yet. If you want to rush fate through prognostication, there are thankfully many other users to patronize.)= [Assume all typos are "in character." I am a drinker, of course.)= [Troll Shia Muslim. I'm not perfect, but you're no one to judge.)= [Time until Doom crushes my sexy little body and Dion Warner's, too: approximately eleven perigees and thirteen perigees, respectively.)=~~~~ [That bottle was of champagne, for like, mourning. It's nothing lewd, unless you'd like it to be.)= ; - ) (ooc: It's Dipahi!!! They're a lesbian pervert and basically they are awesome. A high-leveled Doomed timeline dweller who fell out of teal schooling circa 2008 and hasn't left SGRUB since. Convinced of the futility of all things, they spend their time pairing wines and Chitting. Don't ask me questions IC or OOC how trolls can possibly be Muslim IDC IDC IDC!!!!! also note mun is a demisexual (i know,) loser dyke so its impression of a kind of goofily forward teasing pervert may leave something to be desired. Be nice, to me. General warnings on Ms. Kudaru's account include #substances and #suggestive or #nsfw content, and probably a fair amount of #doomerism. So lame!)
[Tell me at once the sexiest caste.)= [#suggestive)=
$-$-$ awwwh hellz 2 the yeaaaa™
knovwing im hot as hell and being attracted to people vwho look like me are totally different things, cmon.
[I'm sure I don't know what you mean, madame member of the milk caste.)= [Lesbian to lesbian, how is it in the world of indigos? I've long been considered a lowly philistine for not appreciating musclebeast art. If there were simply further room in the artistic movement for rumblespheres of a more feminine persuasion I'm sure they'd call me the next Troll Pliny the Troll Elder.)= [Does such a thing exist, or is it a horse sausage fest as ever?)= [#nsfw)=
Then take it to a private forum/
[Alright, alright. I'm sure the burgundy community appreciates your thoughtfulness.)=
also jade. i ann also not a fetishist, i nnerely ann... uuas. uuas cerennoniously quadbound uuith a jadeblood of great nnoral fiber and integrity.
:33< it means “powerful” :33< and mew can call meow anyathing mew want :33< to anspurr mewr question :33< i f33l like by purr volmewme rust? :33< but what gets this purrverts motor purring? :33< basically anyaone highpurr on the spectrum than meow :33< and my dms are open if mew want to talk about it furthpurr ;33 :33< #nsfw #casteplay i guess
Thank you. I prefer other such quallities in a fine Jade woman such as the abillity to rend thy foes asunder with llashing whipped bllade and the fury of fangs and ominous spells. The common taste, pedestrian indeed.
[You there. Mind letting me rest in your mind for a moment while you try and think up a Chitt?)= [Thanks, you're a delight.)=
[It's wine o'clock.)= [I'm thinking of a delicious little chianti served alongside some ancient human food known as "a cold slice of 'za.")= [#substances)=
dude what!! don't eat that thing it's like a rock these days! at least alchemize a new piece or better yet let me make you something??
are you going to share with the rest of the class?
[You would demand a beautiful, ravishing woman's nourishment for yourself?)= [Chivalry truly is dead.)=
it'S more like a request than a demand, if we'RE being honest. i don'T think i'M intimidating enough to make a demand like that work out
[You're not intimidating enough to make a request work out, either.)= [I look forward to your future attempts at supplication, Phuntr.)=
b-but i have clout on chittr! i'M cool! i... noooooo! and then imagine me turning to dust. thanks.
[Good evening, perverts and "gentle" perverts.)= [#nsfw)=
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 evening ^^^^^^^^^^
yeah, that sure is chittr, huh?