♦ pitied by @helpsMan
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... mM YeA Ig, LiFe aIn't aLl aBoUt wOrK DuDe. Do yOu lIkE UsE ThAt mOnEy, Be sEeInG YoU ArOuNd aNd iT'S LiKe yEr aT WoRk aLl tHe tImE. mAyBe iT WaS DiFfErEnT VeRsIoNs oF YoU? dUnNo, FeEdS A MeSs mOsT Of tHe tImE.
yEaH BuT LiKe tHeY AiN'T GoTtA LiVe oN AlTeRnIa nO MoRe sO, eVeNs oUt i tHiNk. MmM ThAt dOn't rEaLlY SoUnD LiKe yOu gOt tO PiCk iF MoSt oF Ya'lL LiKe cHoOsE ThE SaMe tHiNg. )o:
iF YoU SaY So mAn. ThInK ThEy'd hOoK A BuNcH Of y'aLl tOgEtHeR As bAtTeRiEs. StRiP ThE PeRsOnAlLy oUt mOsT FuCkInG TiMeS, uNlEsS It wAs a pUnIsHmEnT Or sOmEtHiN. i aIn't eVeR BeEn tO ThE BrOoD CaVeS BuT GoT A FeElIn tHeY HaD A GoLd qUoTa tO MeEt yA KnOw? NeEd tHoSe fReSh gOlDiE PaN CoRdS FoR ShIt. MiLeS Of fUcKiN TeCh nEeD LaYiNg, EmPrEsS NeEdInG BuIlDiNg mAtErIaLs.
oOf kInDa dOn't wAnNa bE ThE OnE To tElL YoU WhAt tHe eMpIrE DoEs wItH GoLdIeS BuT WaY SoLbRo wAs aCtInG It wAsN'T FuCkInG PrEtTy. FoR LiKe tHe bEsT Ya dOn't kNoW. (O:
aIn't a nO To mY OfFeR BuT A MoThErFuCkEr jUsT LiKe hApPy tO HeLp tOo. (o:
hOnK HoNk hOnK (o: jUsT FoOlInG, iT'S WaY ToO FuCkIn eAsY SoMeTiMeS (o:
II thiink my beiing stranded outsiide the plant and the frustratiion thereof iis bleediing over iinto other Helpsman!! Thiis iis terriible!! Where iin the beautiiful world iis my superviisor?
Beforus or Alternia, don't fucking matter, yellow bloods get the raw end every fucking time. Poor guys.
my dog just jumped up on my desk and took out like 4 of my mini figures in the process how rude
i bet if i held up a magnet to your dome it would feel good as fuck
i have a concussion whats everyone up to (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #teamtheyswitch, archive rating: G)
can c0nfirm except the mouth is 0n wrong.
Please 8e careful! I don't want to 8e seeing you in the ward!
are you okay? 0n0
usually these fylters aren't very good at catching metaphor! try that?
is it strange t0 state y0u dislike the absence 0f y0ur kismesis
g0 ahead and skip my last one chief s0rry
Good! It would just break my bloodpumper to learn you were slacking on t)(e job. 38(
It is really quite callous of you to 8e reminding a warm8looded compatri8 of their comparatively short lifespan! You should 8e a little more cautious, you know.
Sad awoos
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D --> I beg your pardon Mr. Captor, but I would appreciate it if you would refrain from spreading unsubstantiated rumors thank you kindly
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okay! let me knoww if you need anythin. =:))
Fine, I'll just tear m'\/\/\/\/ay through.
Still stuck 0n Beforus. Need t'coordinate m'escape. Hate this shith0le.
D0es anyb0dy else find r0b0ts C0mpelling #nsfw
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
D -+-> Search: What is gooning?
D --> I see D --> That is D --> Concerning D --> Particularly concerning considering that I am an upstanding citizen who certainly does not engage with any strange, depraved proclivities in the barren dregs of dark alleyways and smokey leatherhouses D --> Much to consider, thank you for bringing this matter to my attention
T)(e )(umans )(ave t)(is t)(ing called medication. I've done a little researc)( and always wondered w)(at it would be like if we )(ad t)(at. )(m. . . Anyways, its SO interesting to sea w)(at life's like on t)(e ot)(er side. Do you t)(ink we could be friends like my you and I are now?
D --> This is acceptable D --> You certainly work hard enough that I don't find this particularly problematic
I've never seen you smile so muc)( since t)(e meteor. In my time, I guess!!! W)(at's your secret? Positive affirmations, meditation, a good cup of tea?
Wade a minute. Sollux, is t)(at you?
W)(ale, look at you little guppy! 38D
D --> I would like to take this opportunity, given the medium of public forum that Chittr provides, to remind each of you that your role in troll society is not over1000ked D --> Just waking up each evening and doing your best to contribute to society is enough D --> I am proud of you D --> And to those of you unculled, who have not found their path to societal contribution D --> We at E%emplary Industries are always hiring
D --> To whoever leaked a picture of me at The Anne% beneath the Anne% D --> I would like to offer an official corporate statement that that was not me, and I would never be caught in such an irreputable establishment D --> Furthermore, I will find you, and when I do D --> You will receive an e%tremely stern talking to