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gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
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D --> I see D --> That is D --> Concerning D --> Particularly concerning considering that I am an upstanding citizen who certainly does not engage with any strange, depraved proclivities in the barren dregs of dark alleyways and smokey leatherhouses D --> Much to consider, thank you for bringing this matter to my attention
T)(e )(umans )(ave t)(is t)(ing called medication. I've done a little researc)( and always wondered w)(at it would be like if we )(ad t)(at. )(m. . . Anyways, its SO interesting to sea w)(at life's like on t)(e ot)(er side. Do you t)(ink we could be friends like my you and I are now?
D --> This is acceptable D --> You certainly work hard enough that I don't find this particularly problematic
I've never seen you smile so muc)( since t)(e meteor. In my time, I guess!!! W)(at's your secret? Positive affirmations, meditation, a good cup of tea?
Wade a minute. Sollux, is t)(at you?
W)(ale, look at you little guppy! 38D
D --> I would like to take this opportunity, given the medium of public forum that Chittr provides, to remind each of you that your role in troll society is not over1000ked D --> Just waking up each evening and doing your best to contribute to society is enough D --> I am proud of you D --> And to those of you unculled, who have not found their path to societal contribution D --> We at E%emplary Industries are always hiring
D --> To whoever leaked a picture of me at The Anne% beneath the Anne% D --> I would like to offer an official corporate statement that that was not me, and I would never be caught in such an irreputable establishment D --> Furthermore, I will find you, and when I do D --> You will receive an e%tremely stern talking to