Roakel Pavmin
@pretensiveUndercarriage
SmallTown violetGirl tryin' to make it big like allTheRest
HeyFolks I know it's been aWhile since ILastPosted but that's whatHappens when you're hashtag employed :-) If anyone isWondering, do not fret! I am still in ludicrousAmountsOfDebt
https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/SPARKLE%20ON.png
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- #rƗΣ-∊ȺndgrƗnd -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Folks I'mSorry but I have to get this offMyNub My iconic :-) and :-( emoticons are actually just stolen from Cridea, I just changed the 8 to : I hope youFolks can forgiveMe after these evil deeds
Ok the siliclone (That's what I'm calling it now) is nowEmployed at fuckin' troll mcdonalds because I guess they just have zeroStandards for who theyHire I mean I'm not complainin' because we do needTheMoney but imagine going to troll mcdonalds and there's a pinkSiliconeRoakel behind the counter
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮ȺƗ♱ ♱ⴵ-∊r-∊Σ Ⱥ Σ♱rȺ♱-∊gy ♱Ω ♱ⴵƗΣ. Ɨf yΩu ☪︎Ⱥn, yΩu ☪︎Ⱥn Ⱥ☪︎quƗr-∊ mΩr-∊ ΣƗlƗ☪︎lΩn-∊Σ Ⱥnd ⴵȺv-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊m 屮Ωr|⟨ fΩr yΩu -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Ok they're stillSentient (I think) so that'd probably beWeird Also if I bought more from theCompany it'd probably make them figure out I'm stillAlive, appreciate theSuggestionThough
Me and myHivemate have been havin' a problem with theIdea of her gettin'Employed because we realized not many places are going to hire a weird silicone trollbot that's runnin' on a scan of my pan (don't ask) but also it's notLike they eatAnything so I guess it's not like I'm losin'Money either???
[what are y0u even say1ng. what 1s that.]
I saw you like a post IMadeYesterday I know youBackread them youKnow whatThatIs
OhYeah forgot toMention but I'm back from my firstShift and that place is fuckin'Insane but whatever it's better than my lastTwo businessVentures Like forSomeReason they have a pianist but there's no piano so he just hangsOutInTheFoundationblock and gets paid twice asMuchAs everyoneElse
I've finally entered the onePercent, and by that I mean the onePercent of seadwellers that are employedByALanddweller
wwhat sort of backwwards fuckin pageantry is this you shoulda sold just yourself off as a concubine to some queen idiot
I'm the onlySeadweller in a 20MileRadius surroundin' myHive I kind of don't have any otherOptions
Y'know since I have a hivemateNow I should probably have them also getEmployed they're kinda just hangin' out on the loungeplank
No idea what's goin'On with the "Felt" thing but update on the jobSearch: I got that job I mentioned yesternight at theCasino, not goin' into anyMoreDetailThanThat but hopefully this should be moreStableIncome to pay off thatDebt than the sponsorshipMess
Mannn all you guys are goin' to this whole feltEvent and I'm just out here on theJobSearch :-/
ohYeah I forgot to mention this yesternight, but I don't think bulgewringers ever actually took me off the partnership?? Someone used the checkout code and I still got the money?? So I guess if you wanna help with the cripplingDebt there's an option #nsfw even though the post itself isn't really nsfw
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- yΩu ♱ⴵƗn|⟨ ♱ⴵ-∊y 屮Ωn♱ nΩ♱Ɨ☪︎-∊ |⟨nΩ屮 ♱ⴵȺ♱ yΩu'v-∊ ☪︎ⴵƗ♱♱-∊d ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωu♱? -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- nΩ屮* FU☪︎|⟨ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ gu-∊ΣΣ 屮-∊’ll Σ-∊-∊, n-∊v-∊r♱ⴵ-∊l-∊ΣΣ. ⴵΩ屮 BƗG ƗΣ ♱ⴵ-∊ d-∊b♱ Ɨn qu-∊Σ♱ƗΩn? -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ω|⟨ ΣΩ Ɨ ♱ⴵΩugⴵ♱ Ɨ♱ 屮ȺΣ mu☪︎ⴵ lȺrg-∊r lƗ|⟨-∊ Σ-∊v-∊rȺl mƗllƗΩnΣ Ɨn d-∊b♱ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨm Σur-∊ yΩu’ll fƗnd Ⱥ 屮Ⱥy ♱Ω ☪︎Ωv-∊r ♱ⴵ-∊ r-∊Σ♱ Ωf Ɨ♱ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
This one isn't gonna ringWell with theLowbloods but screw it, it's messedUp bein' a seadweller and livin' in a normal stemCluster like I actually can't meet up with anyOtherSeadweller most of them are on privateIslands or in the sea :-( I mean you see themOccassionaly but that's just when theyVisit to doStuff
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Sometimes youGotta take aStepBack and realize that the way yourLife is currentlyGoin' is completely fuckin' insane onAnUnrelatedNote I'm now hivemates with the silicone copy of me they sent to cullMe
Tbh... Shoulda let it happen
I think theySentHer to replace me so She'd just startPosting onMyAccount and also probably making 50 more sponsoredPosts
Hell of ★ concept for ★ sitcom.
Now that the sponsorshipEra of myLife is over forNow, I'm reflectin' on it and why did they make my actual size the "miniscule" option that was veryRude. The whole "scannin' my entire body and mind" thing was also messedUp but like they had no reason for the miniscule thing that was just for the love of the game #nsfw
You have to be someone's larp account
Im sure if you think hard enough, you get it
Update: Me and the siliconePleasuretoyCopy of myself (siliclone???) put aside our differences and now we're friends :-) #cw-blood and #nsfw I guess https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/BESTIES.png
You le★d such ★n..... interesting life.
OH COD THEY WERENT JOKING IT BROKE INTO MY HIVE WISH ME LUCK
run rEAlly fast.
Update: Apparently they're just gonna keep makin' those things evenThough they don't sponsor me anymore??? Also they've sentOne to cullMeForMyInsolence. Does anyone have anyAdvice on how I survive this?? #nsfw I guess
HeyFolks, uh, turns out im notSponsored anymore because apparently they don't like it when you have a mentalBreakdown in the middle of your sponsoredPost and call the product "horrifyin'". Which it is.
WHORES, RELIGIOUS FANATICS, AND DOPAMINEMAXXERS! ME AND MY SPONSOR HAVE CONCOCTED A LIMITED TIME PRODUCT FOR MY FANS AND (MOSTLY) HATERS ALIKE!! DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY CURRENTLY OWN MY LIKENESS AND PHYSIOLOGY, THEY HAVE CREATED A SILICONE COPY OF ME THAT YOU CAN BUY AND DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO!! WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE!! oh my cod i cant do this anymore what the fuck is wrong with me why didnt i read the full contract please just if you want to support me financially USE CODE "SEVERALTHOUSANDBOONDOLLARSINDEBT" AT CHECKOUT AND BUY THIS HORRIFYING THING FROM BULGEWRINGERS.GRUB TO GIVE ME 0.2% OF THE PROFIT DIRECTLY!! #nsfw #sponsored #bulgewringers https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/THIS%20IS%20THE%20WORST%20BIT%20EVER%20DONE%20ON%20CHITTR.png
I wwill bbe ppurchasing ffour~<
Due to myContract I'm not allowed to say "I'm sorry for what my sponsor is about to have me post" (example). I bring this up as a statementOfFact and nothin'Else