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// lowk might make a profile for my other troll oc... would yall wanna see a highbllood asshole who cuts off lowblood horns for fun?/genq

print("logging on to see more then two or three notifications is always scary") print("it looks like i am going to click into them to see multiple cull threats or something")

love blast.

now im gonna play ukelele fuck.
love men kissing men. .i .also love kissing men. #yaoi #suggestive
โงเชโ Oh yeah, happy #quadrantmonday to every player โพ๏ธut there!!! Its always good having a trainer, sparring partner and/or cheerleader in your corner to help you prep for when YOUR big game day comes around!!! =ออออ โพ๏ธ
An unrelated #matespritmonday post - shout out to long distance relationships. To those of you making it work like that, I salute you.

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VvvvvvvvvvvV เซฎโ๏ปโแ ๐ฌ snuff kink, call that termination masturbation เซฎโ๏ปโแ ๐ฌ spreadin all throughout the nation, folโ๏ธ เซฎโ๏ปโแ ๐ฌ keep cullin, and trolls keep on runnin and i เซฎโ๏ปโแ ๐ฌ guess that re'sults in fucked manife'station ^^^^^^^^^^

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love a hottie that wields a big dangerous weapon. <3 like, ugh, hold me like your stupid effing gun. #suggestive #yearning

:33< a meowdest meowthfur ;33c :33< #suggestive

:33< when in doubt itty bitty kitty titties out :33< #nsfw
โ~๐ฆน Being suffocated in spheres is a dream many share, yet few realise how easy it is to actually suffocate in spheres if they are big enough. Be careful out there #nsfw ๐ฆน~โ
i reaD "fuck My throat" anD got so horny i passeD out for a tick there

i wanna bite and be mean to you. i want you to cry with pleasure!!!!!!!!! #nsfw #cutenessaggression

200k kull/t special is maid dress Casper btw. I don't care about the numbers at all, I just think you guys deserve a gift for suffering me and my posts lmao
Wish I was knotting a cute girl* right now instead of just pailing myself... #nsfw (*Or boy, or enby! I'm not picky!)

I HAVE POSTED PHOTOS OF A CERTAIN VARIETY BEFORE BUT YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND FIND THEM. GOOD LUCK.

I feel like I haven't hornyposted in a while. Character growth? Prudence? Who knows.

"you said your favorite toy. what's your favorite position?" ok, ok, so this is NOT my first time receiving this question. so let me set the record straight and shut your nosy butts up, k? cool. maybe you can take some notes from the soul / connection expert, some of you are kinda lacking meaningful intimacy. go spice up your hookups n' junk. 1) cowgirl (reverse or traditional): looooooove being in control! nothing says i'm running the show and know my best angles like this, babes. eyes on the prize, right? plus, i like watching my partner melt under me while i set the pace. it's super chic for the dom/power-bottom/switch baddies. 2) doggy-style: LITERALLYYYYY a classic. one of the first things my photographer told me was "it's never a BAD thing to be appreciated for your best assets". i'm sure they didn't mean this but it's pretty applicable, me thinks. i like it b/c it affords a little playfulness and.. yk, my partner gets to watch their hard work pay off right then and there. plus, i can't think of another position that affords deep penetration like that. um. actually, wait. 3) mating press: um, hehe. ok, LOOK. you CANNOOTTT expect me to love love if i can't love it in the primal way! i mean, who doesn't like to rut like animals in heat every so often???? this is so indulgent. if you're lucky, your partner will enjoy manhandling and pinning you down. luckier if they're not a wimp and can really get a hold on you, marks, bruises, and scrapes and all. and.. yk, efforts bear fruit when they eventually fill you up at the end. perf scenario for a lil' breeding fantasy. <3 OOPS. like, wait. you said POSITION? as in one???? anyways, i do NOT have to explain myself to you!!!! but i hope this was helpful. :) #nsfw https://forms.gle/4cYqRtLgs1cu5dCp6

vwanting me so bad theyre encouraging me to send dick pics to their alts is a newv one. #nsfwv
@xxScenegrlxx says "xx_HERMAEUS_MORA_xx" and added "xx_mmMMGmgmfmmm_xx" and all i have to say is YES. i AGREE. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/21b7d3053587.webp https://forms.gle/Ywf2NfWhZx1uS3G19
Massive agree! The nightmares and other assorted horrors would be significantly more tolerable if they were sexual in nature!!!!
#nsfw
theyvve gotta make a vversion a sopor that plauges your unconscious pan wwith lurid an sexual dreams #someonegetonthis #nsfww

adding this to the very short list of good post's youve made

nothin better than being nonbinary cause now everybodys gay when we makeout

(หถห๊ณหหต) โโ โ*:๏ฝฅ๏พ(หตหฯหหต)๏ฝฅ๏พ:*โ GOOd vibes be upOn all whO read this!! Hehe โง๏ฝฅ๏พ: โง๏ฝฅ๏พ: (โฟหตหฯหหต):๏ฝฅ๏พโง:๏ฝฅ๏พโง โโ (ห ยณห)

:33< the wild thing about having biomechanical stuff is s33ing like a weird species of bugs and deciding :33< furk it mewre a fridge nyow mew live to k33p my soda cold! :33< gives a whole mew meaning to "my husktop died"

3833 < *decorating t)(e das)( wit)( miscellaneous fis)( s)(aped stickers*

Post #posting

AFFIRMATION: IT SO DARK NOBODY CAN SEE YOแนด DANCING SHITTY STYLE

I l0ve giving pe0ple c0nfusing b0ners #nsfw
[FEED I$ VERY RELATABLE TODAY KEEP IT โ MEN LOVER$]

gives u a kiss or three the chocolate ones

aight everyfin in life is normal again dont got no fishues and quite frankly never none any to begin with #meenahmoment im eatin burgers and goin to a rave tonight

listen I'm happy fโr yโu but every time that guy pโsts I gโ thrโugh the 5 stages โf grief ๐ญโจ

*rolls around your timeline and... flops like a fish?! :O*

I Am Assuming It Is A Bad Time To Have Complicated Feelings About What I Am Having Complicated Feelings About.

^^ Just yearning and being kind of endearingly pathetic isn't enough anymore. We need to get some *real* failure women in here. Just lost her job, stepped in a puddle with her shoes off, accidentally called the cab driver a slur and slammed her spheres into a door handle level failures. ^^

โฆ Two events and neither of them really my thing! But that's okay I can go walkies with a friend so I'm basically sorted forever... Nothing better than having friends! โฆ

I have my means. 200ish gold coins will be in a bag near your property about. Now. Roughly, should be easy to find.

uses my god powers 2 make me a sandwich

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Hell of โ concept for โ sitcom.

c< bOtH say dONt? >c
OGs remember smile dog and peanut...

its me kitten ur daddy is home i brought u a new ipad

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โฆ Iii see... Well, good luck! I hope you manage to escape your debt! And do not listen to Amporacoin in future, okay? It's failed you twice, the third time will not be the charm. โฆ

Chittr is weird. some people like me. Some people want me dead. a good portion of both misspell my name.

ahem. bulge.

i miss when random educations shit wud get memeified like "mitochondria is da powerhouse of the cel" or "nobody xpected the spanich inquisition" or like "osteoporosis" can we go bsck 2 that like whens the instructions 2 change a tire gonna b a catchy lil meme

now watch, she's gonna invent a move called the harley

i'm gonna invent a move called the harley

(หถห๊ณหหต) โโ GOOd evening, everyOne!! A little reminder tO start Off the night, hehe! (โฟโ โฟโ ) โโ (ห ยณห)

F0ll0wing #0rgyweek up with #chastityweek where y0u are N0T ALL0WED t0 fuck #nsfw

Post #posting

i dont get what everyones issues are with purplebloods all the ones ive met have been great!!! well all the non-repitonian ones at least hehe (except taz we love taz in this hive) maybe you guys just need to be relax or something oh but they kill us wahhhhh theyre so scary blehhhhhhhhhh literally everyone kills everyone on your funky ass planets whats the big deal #violence

Youโre listening toโฆ Good Morning, Midnight City! The rain has let up and left us with a slightly misty morning, like something out of a novel. Up next, weโve got Benny Golson here for you with โKiller Joe.โ Enjoy! โฆMidnight City Jazz!

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