nep 🐾 #maidcafe
@arsenicCatnxp
:33< nsfw sometimes!! tread w/caution! owner(...?) of the kitty maid cafe!
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:33< due to recent events i... n33d to reclawcider some of my purrevious choices on my shipping chart... hmmmmmmmmm
:33< https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/af/89/10/af8910e3ddc940a4eb167a90a5170d66.jpg
what do y0u have for me? if im g0nna be on that thing id like tw0 know what the deal is.
:33< fur mew... uhmmmmm :33< oh j33z the ones fur mew are WAY old... back furom sgrub days.... :33< looks like i had mew fur potential kismesis with eridan, but also potential matesprits or meowrails with karkitty?? yikes !!
WHY does every0ne think i want two be pitch with that guy? i d0nt even think about him. and y0ure kind of right with kk actually. just a different quad.
:33< i mean congrats!!! im so happy fur mew!!!! totally not jealous even a litter bit!!!
sorry np. i d0nt want two make mew feel bad, legit. hey unrelated wh0s all working at the maid cafe.
:33< no worries!! im nawt that bothered by it, im just being silly :33 :33< also its uhmmmm!! me, hal, terezi and gamz33 as maids! equihiss is there too but hes security! :33< oh also some rando whos running social media i guess????
:33< my honkbeast is sooooooo cooked...
ohi am Sorryto h3ar thatyour honkb3aSt iSd3ad now S3(
Nyaa~! Looking for some sexy, scantily clad maids to serve you delicious food and drinks?Well, look no further! We are PROUD to announce our AFTER LIGHT SPECIAL!!! Each lucky customer* ALSO gets a photo card of their maid! How lovely, nya! *After light special only available to those 21 years/9.8 sweeps or older! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a15aa6aa0ff.png @timaeusPawstified https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1386debd734d.png @arsenicCatnxp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eccde3af6403.png @gallowsCalibratorr #nsfw #afterlight #kittymaidcafe (( Art by my friend @gallowsCalibratorr ))
You are so right!! Maybe that'd be more appealing, nya
i'll have you know, i have strong feelings about maids!
honestly would be a great change, i have a lot of trouble keeping mine clean working multiple shifts at the same time.
you know you do need to keep your maid outfit clean. it's very important that you do so. the maid is not allowed to dirty their outfit. don't you know anything about being a maid?
maids need to be made dirty for maid enjoyers. the fact that it's high effort keeping the outfit clean makes the mess fun. it makes making a mess of a maid fun. come on now, you should know this, aren't you a maid?
D --> What. What. What. What. What
:33< uhmmm!!!! what if i told mew its brought a lot of money and business into the cafe??? ^__^"""""
:33< maid fact of the night! somekitty get meowt of here.. its purr chaos at #kittymaidcafe ...
i can cover for you with a timeline-displaced pseudo-clone of myself if you need.
:33< what if the #kittymaidcafe got its own badge....
:33< purroud to say that the #kittymaidcafe finally has its menu! #nsfw implied #maidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1810aeff3b85.png
oh my god @heartwiiredContrariian let's go here
⋆˚🐾˖°THIZ IZ ZOOOOO KAWAII!!°˖🐾˚⋆
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 ⨁𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓭-𝓐𝓽-𝓐𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
:33< i purromise we arent! we make sure everykitty is paid fairly and treated fairly! :33
:33< if you s33 meowtside smoking catnip in uniform, no mew don't :33< kitty's had a long day #maidposting #substance
:33< maid fact of the night! i love being a girl kisser, boy kisser and an everything inbetw33n kisser :33< it opens up the quadrant pool soooo much :33< limited time! a smooch furrom me with a purrchase of our mew #kittymaidcafe t33 shirts!
you can keep. the boys. i dont. want them.
:33< this is my scent!! #myscent #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a9cca0c07da.jpg
:33< omg are we abo posting? :33< ahem i mean :33< abo themed limited time items at the #kittymaidcafe!!
:33< i nefur mean to start the trends i do :33< i shitpost and peopurr get into it or they dont
:33< the leijon legion grows strongpurr efurry day
:33< should the #kittymaidcafe have an afterlight special? #nsfw implied
NO!
:33< maid fact of the night! i n33d some good bulge in me and a cigarette... #nsfw
DONT L3T 3QU1US S33 TH1S
fuck don't we all
still looking to submit an application! for the maid cafe job i mean. but also maybe uh, the subject of the post if you want that too? i don’t know.
:33< honestly, you're hired!!! here's the maid dress, hop to it!
oh shit!!! thank you so much, i will put it on pronto! please let me know if there is anything else i need to do!
i will do my best! hehe. feel free to message me if you personally need any help with anything too!
:33< maid fact of the night! life is just always better with maids in it! come make your life better by visiting #kittymaidcafe tonight!!! #maidposting
This feels like a trap. As if yo+u are waiting fo+r the maid-ly inclined to+ enter so+ yo+u can kill them.
I Can Confirm This, Maids Are Great –xoxo
:33< i would never!!! that's bad fur business :33< i can't guarant33 that @gallowsCalibratorr wouldnt do that tho
Hmm...This shall be c.o°nsidered
:33< mmmmm that sucks!!! :33< great to know my security is flawless :3
im literally normal wvith it! iwve got money and evwerything!
:33< money you say.... :33< i suppose as long as mew are a paying customer and mew k33p your paws to yourself.... you may come in........
yippee yay yahoo yay yippee!
1 WOULD N3V3R K1LL 4N 1NNOC3NT CUSTOM3R
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAHAT I WILL BE FIGHTING IN A MAID DRESS TOMORROW AT #FIGHTNIGHT.
This Is A Dream Come True. Would You Also Wear Meowbeast Ears Maybe? Please?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH. :o)
YOU C4N T4K3 M1N3 4LL 1 4SK 1S TH4T YOU DON'T R1P 1T!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM EIGHT FEET TALL AND WEIGH LIKE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS I DON'T THINK THIS IS POSSIBLE. :o/
..YOU C4N TRY
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT WILL RIP. AND I WILL NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR IT RIPPING. :o)
SOUNDS L1K3 4 WHOL3 BUNCH OF QU1TT3R T4LK!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAWG I'MMA PUT ON THE MUTHAHAFUCKING DRESS I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAHAT SHIT IS GONNA RIP. xoD
:33< please put your paws together fur our newest maid, @timaeusPawstified !!
D --> What. Is that a human? Shouldn't you have run this by me ahead of time
Wait. It says you're hiring butlers. I didn't have to wear this? Is it too late to change my uniform?
D --> Hmm, understood. So long as he understands my position and role, I will treat him no differently from the rest of the team
TOO L4T3
i am still looking to apply!
sighhh what ever happened to "yes and" in rp 😔
Tell me about it))
truth nuke!! i just wish it wasnt to the point they try to kinda shut it down in a sense or if you dont like what im doing, message me, ya know?//
[Y]/N and / Y/[N] but are the essentials of improv. It's always anY/[N]ying when FLARP companions absolutely fail at these basic rules.
:33< the kitty maid cafe is purroud to announce that were collabing with #fightnight! :33< fur a limited time mew can recieve and fur33 punch from one of our lovely maids (or butlers!) with purrchase of our new sucker punch drink!
WH3N W4S TH1S 4NNOUNC3D
@abjectDetermination
Lmaooo ar3 w3? Im down for 2hit at th3 3v3nt, but id appr3ciat3 it if p3opl3 would g3t in contact with m3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy if you plan on po2ting up at th3 3v3nt ju2t 2o I know what2 going on Unl322 you did talk to him and hi2 a22 forgot to t3ll m3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAURP. I KINDA FW IT THOUGH MAIDS AT FIGHT NIGHT SOUNDS LIT. :o)
Y3ah that2 what im 2aying dawg h3ll y3ah I ju2t wanna know who w3 partn3ring with lmao
:33< hey everykitty! the maid cafe @gallowsCalibratorr and i work at is hiring!!! :33< please apply.... ;ww; :33< we are so painfully understaffed
c< i... i guess iM dOwN >c
:33< uhmm i dont know what the money system was in your timeline but its above minimum wage and plus tips!!!
liked and followved keeping an eye on this post
:33< behave and pay my maids well *ac growls*
;)
you really should have asked before i got my internship! wellll if its for my friends i can try picking up a shift or two even if ill probably have to experience them non-linearly so sorry if i do worse on my second day than on my first!
:33< working in a maid cafe is not fur the weak... :33< ... :33< do mew think that i could get some extra tips by showing some chest mound? #nsfw ish
4S MUCH 4S 1 H4T3 TO S4Y TH1S, 4BSOLUT3LY.
:33< nya~ welcome home master! lets give mew seated and a menu! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad41bede2694.png #suggestive #nsfw ish? implied at least
haha theres something in your eye there babygirl
D --> Leijon. You have taken this position without me? I insist that I join you, attire and all D --> To ensure you remain safe from the horrendous sort, like Ampora, of course D --> I hold no alternative motives
D --> Oh. Solely a security role D --> This is fine, is there an individual who holds authority over the guards? Someone I would answer to
:33< uhm i mean i do run the cafe... hmm mew can answer to uh :33< whoever you want? and mew can wear the uniform too!
D --> Oh D --> Now I feel a little silly D --> It will be dual leadership then, between the two of us D --> You will maintain the economical side of things, while I ensure safety
you look INCREDIBLE, holy shit terezi.
meant to post this on a different post sorry. you also look amazing nepeta hehe.