nep ๐พ #maidcafe
@arsenicCatnxp
:33< nsfw sometimes!! tread w/caution! owner(...?) of the kitty maid cafe!
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Nyaa~! Looking for some sexy, scantily clad maids to serve you delicious food and drinks?Well, look no further! We are PROUD to announce our AFTER LIGHT SPECIAL!!! Each lucky customer* ALSO gets a photo card of their maid! How lovely, nya! *After light special only available to those 21 years/9.8 sweeps or older! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a15aa6aa0ff.png @timaeusPawstified https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1386debd734d.png @arsenicCatnxp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eccde3af6403.png @gallowsCalibratorr #nsfw #afterlight #kittymaidcafe (( Art by my friend @gallowsCalibratorr ))
Uhmm! In the wash! ^_^ They got dirty, nya! Come back in the morning and they'll be all nice and clean! Nya!
who said they had to be clean? who said the maids had to be wearing clean maid outfits?
honestly would be a great change, i have a lot of trouble keeping mine clean working multiple shifts at the same time.
you know you do need to keep your maid outfit clean. it's very important that you do so. the maid is not allowed to dirty their outfit. don't you know anything about being a maid?
you JUST said who says they need to be clean!!!! :/
maids need to be made dirty for maid enjoyers. the fact that it's high effort keeping the outfit clean makes the mess fun. it makes making a mess of a maid fun. come on now, you should know this, aren't you a maid?
you are sending some seriously mixed signals here.
:33< maid fact of the night! somekitty get meowt of here.. its purr chaos at #kittymaidcafe ...
i can cover for you with a timeline-displaced pseudo-clone of myself if you need.
i will fill in for you while you step out back.
:33< what if the #kittymaidcafe got its own badge....
:33< purroud to say that the #kittymaidcafe finally has its menu! #nsfw implied #maidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1810aeff3b85.png
oh my god @heartwiiredContrariian let's go here
โห๐พหยฐTHIZ IZ ZOOOOO KAWAII!!ยฐห๐พหโ
๐ฃ๐ธ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ๐ป๐ฎ๐น๐ป๐ฎ๐ท๐ฎ๐พ๐ป๐ฒ๐ช๐ต โจ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ต๐ธ๐ธ๐ญ, ๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ ๐ญ๐ธ๐พ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ๐พ๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐ต๐ต ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฑ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ฝ๐ป๐พ๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐ฒ๐ญ-๐๐ฝ-๐๐ป๐ถ๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐๐พ๐ฝ๐ต๐ฎ๐ป๐ช๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฝ๐ธ๐ป ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ผ, ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ถ๐น๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ถ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ช๐ซ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ท๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ. - ๐จ๐ธ๐พ๐ป๐ผ ๐ช๐น๐น๐ป๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ๐ต๐, ๐๐ช๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ต ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ช๐ต
:33< i purromise we arent! we make sure everykitty is paid fairly and treated fairly! :33
can confirm!
:33< if you s33 meowtside smoking catnip in uniform, no mew don't :33< kitty's had a long day #maidposting #substance
:33< maid fact of the night! i love being a girl kisser, boy kisser and an everything inbetw33n kisser :33< it opens up the quadrant pool soooo much :33< limited time! a smooch furrom me with a purrchase of our mew #kittymaidcafe t33 shirts!
you can keep. the boys. i dont. want them.
:33< this is my scent!! #myscent #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a9cca0c07da.jpg
lovely!
:33< omg are we abo posting? :33< ahem i mean :33< abo themed limited time items at the #kittymaidcafe!!
we're scent posting!
:33< i nefur mean to start the trends i do :33< i shitpost and peopurr get into it or they dont
:33< the leijon legion grows strongpurr efurry day
:33< should the #kittymaidcafe have an afterlight special? #nsfw implied
yes!
NO!
:33< maid fact of the night! i n33d some good bulge in me and a cigarette... #nsfw
DONT L3T 3QU1US S33 TH1S
fuck don't we all
still looking to submit an application! for the maid cafe job i mean. but also maybe uh, the subject of the post if you want that too? i donโt know.
:33< honestly, you're hired!!! here's the maid dress, hop to it!
oh shit!!! thank you so much, i will put it on pronto! please let me know if there is anything else i need to do!
i will do my best! hehe. feel free to message me if you personally need any help with anything too!
oh, or tag me in a post of course!
:33< maid fact of the night! life is just always better with maids in it! come make your life better by visiting #kittymaidcafe tonight!!! #maidposting
This feels like a trap. As if yo+u are waiting fo+r the maid-ly inclined to+ enter so+ yo+u can kill them.
I Can Confirm This, Maids Are Great โxoxo
:33< i would never!!! that's bad fur business :33< i can't guarant33 that @gallowsCalibratorr wouldnt do that tho
Hmm...This shall be c.oยฐnsidered
:33< mmmmm that sucks!!! :33< great to know my security is flawless :3
im literally normal wvith it! iwve got money and evwerything!
:33< money you say.... :33< i suppose as long as mew are a paying customer and mew k33p your paws to yourself.... you may come in........
yippee yay yahoo yay yippee!
1 WOULD N3V3R K1LL 4N 1NNOC3NT CUSTOM3R
(โขฬโโขฬ)๐ช PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAHAT I WILL BE FIGHTING IN A MAID DRESS TOMORROW AT #FIGHTNIGHT.
This Is A Dream Come True. Would You Also Wear Meowbeast Ears Maybe? Please?
(โขฬโโขฬ)๐ช YEAH. :o)
YOU C4N T4K3 M1N3 4LL 1 4SK 1S TH4T YOU DON'T R1P 1T!
(โขฬโโขฬ)๐ช I AM EIGHT FEET TALL AND WEIGH LIKE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS I DON'T THINK THIS IS POSSIBLE. :o/
..YOU C4N TRY
(โขฬโโขฬ)๐ช IT WILL RIP. AND I WILL NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR IT RIPPING. :o)
SOUNDS L1K3 4 WHOL3 BUNCH OF QU1TT3R T4LK!
(โขฬโโขฬ)๐ช DAWG I'MMA PUT ON THE MUTHAHAFUCKING DRESS I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAHAT SHIT IS GONNA RIP. xoD
:33< please put your paws together fur our newest maid, @timaeusPawstified !!
D --> What. Is that a human? Shouldn't you have run this by me ahead of time
Wait. It says you're hiring butlers. I didn't have to wear this? Is it too late to change my uniform?
D --> Hmm, understood. So long as he understands my position and role, I will treat him no differently from the rest of the team
TOO L4T3
i am still looking to apply!
sighhh what ever happened to "yes and" in rp ๐
Tell me about it))
((Sometimes hard to navigate the delicate balance of "yes and" vs everyone being entitled to control of their own characters. Generally speaking I just try to remember that if someone won't roll with what I've got going on I can just go play with someone else
truth nuke!! i just wish it wasnt to the point they try to kinda shut it down in a sense or if you dont like what im doing, message me, ya know?//
((Nodnod. I get that I can also kinda understand tho if they're worried about a misunderstanding spinning out of control and wanna clarify where people can see. I'll say one nice thing about this userbase is it's been really easy to assume the best intentions w/ people. That's not always true in rp spaces, so it's pretty refreshing
[Y]/N and / Y/[N] but are the essentials of improv. It's always anY/[N]ying when FLARP companions absolutely fail at these basic rules.
:33< the kitty maid cafe is purroud to announce that were collabing with #fightnight! :33< fur a limited time mew can recieve and fur33 punch from one of our lovely maids (or butlers!) with purrchase of our new sucker punch drink!
WH3N W4S TH1S 4NNOUNC3D
@abjectDetermination
Lmaooo ar3 w3? Im down for 2hit at th3 3v3nt, but id appr3ciat3 it if p3opl3 would g3t in contact with m3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy if you plan on po2ting up at th3 3v3nt ju2t 2o I know what2 going on Unl322 you did talk to him and hi2 a22 forgot to t3ll m3
(โขฬโโขฬ)๐ช NAURP. I KINDA FW IT THOUGH MAIDS AT FIGHT NIGHT SOUNDS LIT. :o)
Y3ah that2 what im 2aying dawg h3ll y3ah I ju2t wanna know who w3 partn3ring with lmao
:33< hey everykitty! the maid cafe @gallowsCalibratorr and i work at is hiring!!! :33< please apply.... ;ww; :33< we are so painfully understaffed
c< i... i guess iM dOwN >c
:33< uhmm i dont know what the money system was in your timeline but its above minimum wage and plus tips!!!
liked and followved keeping an eye on this post
:33< behave and pay my maids well *ac growls*
;)
you really should have asked before i got my internship! wellll if its for my friends i can try picking up a shift or two even if ill probably have to experience them non-linearly so sorry if i do worse on my second day than on my first!
where do i apply?
:33< working in a maid cafe is not fur the weak... :33< ... :33< do mew think that i could get some extra tips by showing some chest mound? #nsfw ish
4S MUCH 4S 1 H4T3 TO S4Y TH1S, 4BSOLUT3LY.
:33< nya~ welcome home master! lets give mew seated and a menu! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad41bede2694.png #suggestive #nsfw ish? implied at least
haha theres something in your eye there babygirl
D --> Leijon. You have taken this position without me? I insist that I join you, attire and all D --> To ensure you remain safe from the horrendous sort, like Ampora, of course D --> I hold no alternative motives
D --> Oh. Solely a security role D --> This is fine, is there an individual who holds authority over the guards? Someone I would answer to
:33< uhm i mean i do run the cafe... hmm mew can answer to uh :33< whoever you want? and mew can wear the uniform too!
D --> Oh D --> Now I feel a little silly D --> It will be dual leadership then, between the two of us D --> You will maintain the economical side of things, while I ensure safety
you look INCREDIBLE, holy shit terezi.
meant to post this on a different post sorry. you also look amazing nepeta hehe.
@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png
[|||] weeell uhhh,,, it maaay not beee your desiiired outcooome buuut, yooou do loook greeeat in that oooutfit,,, duuunno if iii can geeet you out of iiit but iii can seee what iii can dooo,,,
:33< mew look so CUTE tho!!! i purromise the job pays well ;33
only if you post pics ;)
Y34H?
GOMEN. NASAI. I AM TEREZI PYSHOOTS. ROPES. TO. BEING IN A FRILLY MAIDRESS. MY STuPID BITCH ASS. STARED AT THE SuN TOO LONG. WHEN YOu SAID A SuNSET. WAS A BEAuTIFuL SIGHT. I DIDN'T THINK. TAKING MINE. WAS WHAT IT HAD IN MIND. #WHYAREYOuSMILING #THATISDISRESPECTFuLASFuCKBRuH #YOuNEEDHELP #PSYCHIATRICHELP https://i.imgur.com/CKToB9p.png
YOU C4N H4V3 M1N3!!
ugh but i have to probably have mine in green maybe i can find some kind of personal use like when im ferrying souls to the outer rim im sure itd be funny to see the people react to the fact a maid is cleaning things up for them!
I THINK I HAUVE WOEVID.
YOU POOR L1TTL3 TH1NG!! THOUGHTS 4ND PR4Y3RS.
you look INCREDIBLE, holy shit terezi.
:33< a special little pic fur today ;33 #nsfw ish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cf27fd2a5ab5.jpg
:33< YEAHHHH!!!! :33< thats what i like to s33!!!