nep 🐾 #maidcafe
@arsenicCatnxp
:33< nsfw sometimes!! tread w/caution! owner(...?) of the kitty maid cafe!
,----,, ,,----, | \,_._''"'_._ / | | ,/` `\, | , ,/ \, . ' / \ ' Junior just ordered a batch of badges for: __ __ CERTIFIED KITTY MAID types!! / \ / \ ( <> ) ( <> ) > Request your employee indicator below. \ / \ / / \ / \ / /\ \ / /\ \ \/ \/ \/ \/
:33< *looks at you like a soggy wet cat* may i purretty please get this badge? ^ww^
:33< due to recent events i... n33d to reclawcider some of my purrevious choices on my shipping chart... hmmmmmmmmm
:33< https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/af/89/10/af8910e3ddc940a4eb167a90a5170d66.jpg
what do y0u have for me? if im g0nna be on that thing id like tw0 know what the deal is.
:33< fur mew... uhmmmmm :33< oh j33z the ones fur mew are WAY old... back furom sgrub days.... :33< looks like i had mew fur potential kismesis with eridan, but also potential matesprits or meowrails with karkitty?? yikes !!
WHY does every0ne think i want two be pitch with that guy? i d0nt even think about him. and y0ure kind of right with kk actually. just a different quad.
:33< i mean congrats!!! im so happy fur mew!!!! totally not jealous even a litter bit!!!
sorry np. i d0nt want two make mew feel bad, legit. hey unrelated wh0s all working at the maid cafe.
:33< no worries!! im nawt that bothered by it, im just being silly :33 :33< also its uhmmmm!! me, hal, terezi and gamz33 as maids! equihiss is there too but hes security! :33< oh also some rando whos running social media i guess????
:33< my honkbeast is sooooooo cooked...
ohi am Sorryto h3ar thatyour honkb3aSt iSd3ad now S3(
Nyaa~! Looking for some sexy, scantily clad maids to serve you delicious food and drinks?Well, look no further! We are PROUD to announce our AFTER LIGHT SPECIAL!!! Each lucky customer* ALSO gets a photo card of their maid! How lovely, nya! *After light special only available to those 21 years/9.8 sweeps or older! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a15aa6aa0ff.png @timaeusPawstified https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1386debd734d.png @arsenicCatnxp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eccde3af6403.png @gallowsCalibratorr #nsfw #afterlight #kittymaidcafe (( Art by my friend @gallowsCalibratorr ))
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:33< uhmmm!!!! what if i told mew its brought a lot of money and business into the cafe??? ^__^"""""
@4RS3N1CC4TNXP C4N 1 PL34S3 W34R MY OLD FL4RP COSTUM3 TO TH3 C4F3 JUST FOR **ON3 D4Y ONLY** !! OR 1S TH4T SOM3TH1NG 1 WOULD H4V3 TO G3T 4PPROV4L FROM M4N4G3R..S4M4?
:33< hrm.... i mean, clawsidering we both flarped a litter back in the say i am inclined to say yes!!!
We are SO very proud to announce that we will be starting Customer of the Week! Every Saturday we will be posting the Customer of the Week to celebrate the cafe's growing popularity! Nya! This week's Customer of the week issss........... *drum rollllllllllllll* @aeneasCaldarium !! You win a free date with your maid of choice as well as a complimentary t-shirt!! Nya~! #nsfw #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5c4952ba6ce.png
jesus christ the pay better be insane.
h0w well 0f tips is needed f0r y0u t0 t0lerate him because i w0uld rather impl0de
:33< he's surpurrizingly VERY liberal with his money almost to a point i should be concerned with how he gets it all... but i couldnt be bothfurred to think more about that, we get to stay in business!!
G3T M3 OUT OF TH1S M41DC4F3 R1GHT NOW. 1'M NO LONG3R 4LLOW3D 1N TH3 K1TCH3N. 1'M ST1LL SCR4TCH1NG 4T TH3 DOOR 4ND H4L WON'T L3T M3 1N!! N3P3T4 1F YOU S33 TH1S, T3LL H1M 1 W1LL POUR W4T3R DOWN H1S CHUT3 WH3N 1 G3T MY H4NDS ON H1M 4ND 1 *W1LL* W4TCH H1M FRY H1MS3LF!!!! #V1OL3NC3 #THR34TS @T1M43USP4WST1F13D @4RS3N1CC4TNXP
:33< im also locked out!!!!!! what am i supposed to do!!!!
H1S GLUTTONY KNOWS NO BOUNDS. H3'S GO1NG TO 34T 3V3RYTH1NG 1N TH3R3!!
:33< HAL!!!! LET US INNNNNN!!!!!!!!! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyYnRmZTA0cmo4N3VpMTJwd2s0MWwzbXJkYmQ5Z3I0N2xvMzRseGkydiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp/200.gif
Absolutely not.
I have much to learn from the ways of the youth! What exactly is “yaoi?”
:33< when two boys love each other very much...
need to start daily chitting about my son. you know what he did today? my boy had his first beer.
:33< and soon he'll have his furst yaoi.... they grow up so fast
hey @arsenicCatnxp, can i talk to you in dm's?
:33< uhmmmm my meowrail @equineVoid doesn't r33ly want me talking to humans.... soz
Thank you for the kind DM's! Sadly, Manager-sama has to stay under cover... She's not a real maid at the moment, nya :( She is off the market! For now.... stay tuned, nya~
:33< who the furreak trolling on the cafe account.........
Y34H 1 SUR3 WOND3R *WHO*
W3LL 1F 1T’S NOT M3 4ND 1T’S NOT YOU..
W41T NO 1T H4S TO B3 YOU!! WHO 3LS3 WOULD US3 4DOR4BL3 C4T PUNS >:[
As if I would use "she" to describe myself in an anonymous post even for the sake of a prank. I would use "they" at the very least.