nep 🐾 #maidcafe
@arsenicCatnxp
:33< nsfw sometimes!! tread w/caution! owner(...?) of the kitty maid cafe!
I have much to learn from the ways of the youth! What exactly is “yaoi?”
:33< when two boys love each other very much...
need to start daily chitting about my son. you know what he did today? my boy had his first beer.
:33< and soon he'll have his furst yaoi.... they grow up so fast
hey @arsenicCatnxp, can i talk to you in dm's?
:33< uhmmmm my meowrail @equineVoid doesn't r33ly want me talking to humans.... soz
Thank you for the kind DM's! Sadly, Manager-sama has to stay under cover... She's not a real maid at the moment, nya :( She is off the market! For now.... stay tuned, nya~
:33< who the furreak trolling on the cafe account.........
Y34H 1 SUR3 WOND3R *WHO*
W3LL 1F 1T’S NOT M3 4ND 1T’S NOT YOU..
W41T NO 1T H4S TO B3 YOU!! WHO 3LS3 WOULD US3 4DOR4BL3 C4T PUNS >:[
As if I would use "she" to describe myself in an anonymous post even for the sake of a prank. I would use "they" at the very least.
Nyaa~! Looking for some sexy, scantily clad maids to serve you delicious food and drinks?Well, look no further! We are PROUD to announce our AFTER LIGHT SPECIAL!!! Each lucky customer* ALSO gets a photo card of their maid! How lovely, nya! *After light special only available to those 21 years/9.8 sweeps or older! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a15aa6aa0ff.png @timaeusPawstified https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1386debd734d.png @arsenicCatnxp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eccde3af6403.png @gallowsCalibratorr #nsfw #afterlight #kittymaidcafe (( Art by my friend @gallowsCalibratorr ))
hallelujah!
fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah lemme in!!!!!!!
@4RS3N1CC4TNXP @T1M43USP4WST1F13D N33D TO KNOW 1F TH3 3XT3ND3D HOURS W1LL B3 ST4RT1NG TOMORROW! 4LSO H4L 1S 4CT1NG 4 B1T W31RD 4BOUT TH3 N3W M3RCH FOR TH3 C4F3, S4Y1NG TH4T 1T'S 4 *B1G* SURPR1S3 TH4T 1 DON'T W4NT TO M1SS OUT ON! SHOULD 1 B3 CONC3RN3D?
:33< maid fact of the night! somekitty get meowt of here.. its purr chaos at #kittymaidcafe ...
i can cover for you with a timeline-displaced pseudo-clone of myself if you need.
:33< purroud to say that the #kittymaidcafe finally has its menu! #nsfw implied #maidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1810aeff3b85.png
:33< i purromise we arent! we make sure everykitty is paid fairly and treated fairly! :33
@4RS3N1CC4TNXP P4TRONS 4R3 R3QU3ST1NG *OTH3R* S3RV1C3S FROM US 4ND 4T TH1S PO1NT 1’M GO1NG TO N33D 4 B1GG3R R41S3!! DON’T G3T M3 WRONG 1 TH1NK 1T’S FUN 4ND 4LL BUT YOU KNOW WH4T TH3Y S4Y!! C43G4RS T4LK. #NSFW
:33< they GOTTA tip at least 75% for that :33< cafe policy!!!
:33< omg are we abo posting? :33< ahem i mean :33< abo themed limited time items at the #kittymaidcafe!!
:33< i nefur mean to start the trends i do :33< i shitpost and peopurr get into it or they dont
:33< maid fact of the night! i n33d some good bulge in me and a cigarette... #nsfw
DONT L3T 3QU1US S33 TH1S
still looking to submit an application! for the maid cafe job i mean. but also maybe uh, the subject of the post if you want that too? i don’t know.
:33< honestly, you're hired!!! here's the maid dress, hop to it!
oh shit!!! thank you so much, i will put it on pronto! please let me know if there is anything else i need to do!
4NYW4YS, 3V3RYON3 1S W3LCOM3 TO COM3 TO TH3 M41D C4F3! PL34S3 1GNOR3 TH4T OTH3R POST.
look behind you, a sunglasses stall run by a wvoman wvho looks like she might be lactating! like, shes fully clothed and ewverything, you just get the wvibe that shes maybe in the process of still wveaning her kid, but its not quite done vwith the teat yet, yknowv? #nsfwv
D --> Okay D --> Like a human mother D --> Why would that be of any interest to me
shes also selling svweat tovwels
D --> You f001 D --> Any good maid would be sure to ensure there is a stockpile of towels for their masters D --> I am not e%ception
uhh... tell me more about the blood color of your masters
D --> Unimportant D --> Seeing as I actually do not serve the customers D --> It is not part of the job description as "Security", much to my chagrin
uuuugh vwell i dont need to distract you anyvways nep said im an epic good boy and can hang out
D --> @arsenicCatn%p , I hate to call upon you, but I need your word to ensure that Ampora is not lying
:33< as long as he k33ps his paws to himself and pays, i am begrudgingly allowing him entry
:33< maid fact of the night! life is just always better with maids in it! come make your life better by visiting #kittymaidcafe tonight!!! #maidposting
ivwe been circling around the cafe but cant find a safe entrance
This feels like a trap. As if yo+u are waiting fo+r the maid-ly inclined to+ enter so+ yo+u can kill them.
:33< i would never!!! that's bad fur business :33< i can't guarant33 that @gallowsCalibratorr wouldnt do that tho
:33< mmmmm that sucks!!! :33< great to know my security is flawless :3
im literally normal wvith it! iwve got money and evwerything!
:33< money you say.... :33< i suppose as long as mew are a paying customer and mew k33p your paws to yourself.... you may come in........