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Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty
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Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified

I had to make this account to keep my job.

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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
3 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Chris Redfield... I fear I may have burnt out a fuse. @timaeusTxstified I don't normally ask, but I think I require assistance fixing this one.

@timaeusTxstified
Kult: +16
Kull: +5
Total: 21
Ratio: 3.20
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Dirk Strider
3 months ago
@timaeusTxstified[TT]

Sigh. Fine, next time you're on your own.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
3 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Despite being an AI myself, I will never goon to AI. Maybe another sentient such as myself, but this robot was made ethical. #nsfw

#nsfw
Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80
IJ
This is Junior.
3 months ago
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Part of the Chittr team
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
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Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
This is Junior.
Junior is an auto-badger. Junior is very good at auto-badging.
@imJunior[IJ]

Interesting.

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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Was forced out of the house on my day off for much longer than I wished to be. But I acquired new clothes from it. #whiteboyswag @gallowsCalibratorr @arsenicCatnxp https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/takeapeek.png

@arsenicCatnxp
#whiteboyswag
Kult: +70
Kull: +70
Total: 140
Ratio: 1.00
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TH3 R34L3ST
4 months ago
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

@T3RM1N4LLYC4PR1C1OUS#0580 K1LL TH1S M4N R1GHT NOW

@terminallyCapricious#0580
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @timaeusTxstified[TT]
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Not my door, not my problem. Close your own door.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]
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Dirk Strider
4 months ago
@timaeusTxstified[TT]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUybjg1OHplNHd6MWRjc2pnOGhhM3Z3MWZoNWl2c3N5b2g1bXd2dWEweiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/slbQo8QFOUi1W/200w.gif

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

My chitta, what? I dare you.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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TH3 R34L3ST
4 months ago
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

4T L34ST COM3 B4CK TO TH3 FUCK1NG C4F3????

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

If I'm so desperately needed, I suppose I shall grace you all with my return.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
↩ @timaeusTxstified[TT]
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

https://imgchest.com/p/md7o32qod7p

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Kull: +10
Total: 10
↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]
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Dirk Strider
4 months ago
@timaeusTxstified[TT]

Hal, when I get you. When I get you, Hal.

↩ @timaeusTxstified[TT]
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I'm right next door. Why don't you make good on your words?

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]
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Dirk Strider
4 months ago
@timaeusTxstified[TT]

Ok

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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

It's so hot out and I've run out of coolant. Damn it all. Damn it all to the deepest pits of hell.

Kult: +25
Kull: +30
Total: 55
Ratio: 0.83
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TH3 R34L3ST
4 months ago
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

SORRY! GOT 4LL TH1RSTY!

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I sincerely hope you run out of clowns to mess around with.

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]
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TH3 R34L3ST
4 months ago
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

SO DO 1!! W3 N33D 4 M4SS CLOWN 3XT1NCT1ON.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]
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TH3 R34L3ST
4 months ago
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

CLOWNT1NCT1ON?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]
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eridan ampora
4 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@caligulasAquarium[CA]

keep talkin

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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
5 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Should I invest in a shorter dress? I quite like my ankle length uniform, but my coworkers are getting more customers than me. #maidposting

#maidposting
Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
5 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I require more money.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
5 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I will be working during #fightnight , but if you pay extra, I might be able to shove your food down your throat with a fabricated murderous intent. #maidposting

#maidposting#fightnight
Kult: +17
Total: 17
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
5 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

If I knew I could be a butler, I wouldn't have chosen this uniform. I am now wondering if the cat ears were also a necessity. https://file.garden/ZnTbnQEIPj2gHUjK/image_2026-04-22_173637861.png

Kult: +45
Kull: +25
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.80
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TH3 R34L3ST
5 months ago
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

TH3 34RS 4R3 4 N3C3SS1TY

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Roxy Lalonde (Neko)
5 months ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
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This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

nah just do both it looks good on u

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
5 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Whatever gets me more tips I suppose.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]
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Lil' Hal #maidcafe
5 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Sigh.

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That Genderfluid Roxy Lalonde
5 months ago
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
nonbinary
love yourself
pansexual
love yourself
neoprouns
This user has the best flavor of pronouns.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

theyr 100% a nesesity *necessity