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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified

I had to make this account to keep my job.

Blood: RustAge: 21 years9.7 sweepsKult Score: 291Kull Score: 40511 followers 10 following

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Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Chris Redfield... I fear I may have burnt out a fuse. @timaeusTxstified I don't normally ask, but I think I require assistance fixing this one.

@timaeusTxstified

Kult: +16

Kull: +5

Total: 21

Ratio: 3.20

@timaeusTxstified[TT]

Sigh. Fine, next time you're on your own.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Despite being an AI myself, I will never goon to AI. Maybe another sentient such as myself, but this robot was made ethical. #nsfw

Kult: +16

Kull: +5

Total: 21

Ratio: 3.20

Staff

Part of the Chittr team

aromantic

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Interesting.

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Was forced out of the house on my day off for much longer than I wished to be. But I acquired new clothes from it. #whiteboyswag @gallowsCalibratorr @arsenicCatnxp https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/takeapeek.png

Kult: +70

Kull: +70

Total: 140

Ratio: 1.00

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

Patron

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Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

@T3RM1N4LLYC4PR1C1OUS#0580 K1LL TH1S M4N R1GHT NOW

@terminallyCapricious#0580

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTxstified[TT]

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Not my door, not my problem. Close your own door.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

@timaeusTxstified[TT]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUybjg1OHplNHd6MWRjc2pnOGhhM3Z3MWZoNWl2c3N5b2g1bXd2dWEweiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/slbQo8QFOUi1W/200w.gif

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Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

My chitta, what? I dare you.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

4T L34ST COM3 B4CK TO TH3 FUCK1NG C4F3????

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

If I'm so desperately needed, I suppose I shall grace you all with my return.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @timaeusTxstified[TT]

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

https://imgchest.com/p/md7o32qod7p

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Kull: +10

Total: 10

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

@timaeusTxstified[TT]

Hal, when I get you. When I get you, Hal.

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Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I'm right next door. Why don't you make good on your words?

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

@timaeusTxstified[TT]

Ok

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

It's so hot out and I've run out of coolant. Damn it all. Damn it all to the deepest pits of hell.

Kult: +25

Kull: +30

Total: 55

Ratio: 0.83

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

SORRY! GOT 4LL TH1RSTY!

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I sincerely hope you run out of clowns to mess around with.

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

SO DO 1!! W3 N33D 4 M4SS CLOWN 3XT1NCT1ON.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

CLOWNT1NCT1ON?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

keep talkin

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Should I invest in a shorter dress? I quite like my ankle length uniform, but my coworkers are getting more customers than me. #maidposting

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I require more money.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I will be working during #fightnight , but if you pay extra, I might be able to shove your food down your throat with a fabricated murderous intent. #maidposting

#maidposting #fightnight

Kult: +17

Total: 17

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

If I knew I could be a butler, I wouldn't have chosen this uniform. I am now wondering if the cat ears were also a necessity. https://file.garden/ZnTbnQEIPj2gHUjK/image_2026-04-22_173637861.png

Kult: +45

Kull: +25

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.80

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

TH3 34RS 4R3 4 N3C3SS1TY

Roxy Lalonde (Neko)

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

nah just do both it looks good on u

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Whatever gets me more tips I suppose.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Sigh.

Another Roxy Lalonde

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genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

nonbinary

love yourself

pansexual

love yourself

neoprouns

This user has the best flavor of pronouns.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

theyr 100% a nesesity *necessity