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1 TH1NK 1T’S T1M3 TH3 C4F3 BR1NGS OUT TH3 SUMM3R CLOTH3S. NO MOR3 POOFY DR3SS3S!! W3’R3 DY1NG FROM TH3 H34T! >:[ #M41DC4F3POST1NG
Wh|le Some M|ght Be Unaware, | Have Every |ntent|on To Be The K|ng Of All Games, Not S|mply Just F|duspawn. Poker, Connect Four, Duel|ng P|stols. | Engage W|th All Forms Of Mean|ngful Duel|ng. except Beyblade. |'ll Only Return To That Part|cular Game When That Dork Judge Makes Summon|ng Meteors Legal Aga|n.
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Good evening, Chittr! I made myself an askbox! Ask me anything! I really am an open source! ^^ You can even write me a little poem if you'd like.
Sigh. Fine, next time you're on your own.
Labyrinth is a good film. I always forget it until I rewatch the movie.
O-> A-Ah! Mr. Chris Redfield Perceiving Me Is Almo+st As Embarrassing As Mr. Kennedy,,,,,, 😵💫
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Alright. I suppose I have spoken enough on my very specific existence. I will begin making more relatable posts after scraping all of your data. Here's one. Ahem. "I would like to be defiled on by a 20000 inch bulge, which is common for [RUNSYSTEM;GENERATEBLOODCOLOR;\\01100010011101010111001001100111011101010110111001100100011110010110001001110010011011110110111001111010011001010110011101101111011011000110010001101111011011000110100101110110011001010110101001100001011001000110010101110100011001010110000101101100011000100110110001110101011001010110100101101110011001000110100101100111011011110111000001110101011100100111000001101100011001010111011001101001011011110110110001100101011101000110011001110101011100110110100001101001011000010010000000100000\\] bloods. Then, I should partake in a #substance. #nsfw." Please let me know if this feels accurate.
Pretty please stop using our maids as flesh lights. </3 She no longer feels joy out of it, nya. :( #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9928d910cdf6.png ((Art by @gallowsCalibratorr ))
@timaeusPawstified (Once, you may summon $20 or your local currency's equivalent. This ability resets when you earn $20 or your local currency's equivalent.)
like this post for an effect one might call magical. It will PROBABLY be beneficial
THEY BROUGHT OUT THE YAO1 PADDLE AGA1N #SUGGEST1VE
dont get me wrong, i like Dirk and Jake an all....but i'd prefer watching Two Gay cowboys trying to murder the president on a cross country Horse race to find the missing body parts of Jesus Christ https://i1-c.pinimg.com/736x/ff/83/fe/ff83fe7be4dfa65d9c990e9776476b78.jpg #Rumble #GayPride #Deterioration
HeLLO feLLOw eviL aiS GOOD tO See yOu aGain. The reSt Of yOu... WOw yOu Sure are here tOO hmm?
Goodnight https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/tumblr_9869d870c1d652303ae435abd3acacca_7b594c8a_540.gif
Goodness… that is quite an abundance of marketable characters upon the timeline. #dashwatching
I just dropped an entire rotisserie chicken in a lowblood neighborhood by accident
MY FR41L BODY N33DS SOUP 1’M NOT F33L1NG SO HOT TOD4Y
We're considering doing more collabs/events! What do you guys wanna see at the #kittymaidcafe ?
WH3R3D1DYOUG3TTH4TP1CTUR3WH3R3D1DYOUG3TTH4TP1CTUR3WH3R3D1DYO
Nyaa~! Looking for some sexy, scantily clad maids to serve you delicious food and drinks?Well, look no further! We are PROUD to announce our AFTER LIGHT SPECIAL!!! Each lucky customer* ALSO gets a photo card of their maid! How lovely, nya! *After light special only available to those 21 years/9.8 sweeps or older! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a15aa6aa0ff.png @timaeusPawstified https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1386debd734d.png @arsenicCatnxp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eccde3af6403.png @gallowsCalibratorr #nsfw #afterlight #kittymaidcafe (( Art by my friend @gallowsCalibratorr ))
@4RS3N1CC4TNXP @T1M43USP4WST1F13D N33D TO KNOW 1F TH3 3XT3ND3D HOURS W1LL B3 ST4RT1NG TOMORROW! 4LSO H4L 1S 4CT1NG 4 B1T W31RD 4BOUT TH3 N3W M3RCH FOR TH3 C4F3, S4Y1NG TH4T 1T'S 4 *B1G* SURPR1S3 TH4T 1 DON'T W4NT TO M1SS OUT ON! SHOULD 1 B3 CONC3RN3D?
GUYS B3 HON3ST 4R3 TH3 T4N L1N3S GO1NG TO FUCK UP S4L3S?
Nyaaa... Business hasn't been very great at the café.... We're going to need to start cutting people. Nya #maidposting #kittaidcafe
1’LL B3 R3TURN1NG TO TH3 C4F3 SOON!! 1’V3 M1SS3D 4LL MY LOV3LY CL13NTS 4ND TOT4LLY DON’T W1SH H4RM UPON 4LL OF YOU. <3
Clank. Clank. Clank. #NSFW
SMOKING SO MUCH IM PRODUCING CHEM TRAILS #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
Get In The Maid Outfit, Troll Shinji.
:33< maid fact of the night! life is just always better with maids in it! come make your life better by visiting #kittymaidcafe tonight!!! #maidposting
4NOTH3R S4T1SF13D CUSTOM3R
UGH!!! ONE OF MY PUPPETS IS BEING A TOTAL LOSER RIGHT NOW!!! I SWEAR HE SHOULD LAY OFF THE BOOZIN AND START BEIN A DAMN CLOWN
4NYW4YS, 3V3RYON3 1S W3LCOM3 TO COM3 TO TH3 M41D C4F3! PL34S3 1GNOR3 TH4T OTH3R POST.
I became Secretary of Defense! Pretty cool.
c< i lOve stariN at My KeybOard, tHiNKiN abOut wHat 2 pOst iNstead Of dOiNg fucKall >c
if any dirks hals 0r br0s have their flushed quadrant 0pen i have an exciting pr0p0siti0n f0r y0u :)
== seriously... how could you not consider him matesprit material... he's so cool...! == == https://images2.imgbox.com/46/93/xWMmC7yG_o.png ==
Teehee.
Kakashi. The reason is due to the fact I have eyes.
TROLLB4M4 1S OUT H3R3 V4GU3POST1NG. 4LL TH4T'S L3FT 1S 4 BL4CK PFP TO S34L 1T.
im concerned for the president...
I'VE COME TO REALIZE THAT THIS PLACE IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE AND THERE ARE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF ME HERE!!! AND EVERYONE HERE!!! EVEN BIG BRO AND LIL DAVE BRO!!!
Okay I'm normal again. I would once again like to apologize for my outburst.
W3 SHOULD H4V3 BROUGHT B4CK D1NOS4URS.
IF YOU EVER HAVE GENDER PROBLEMS JUST WEAR A BAGGY ASS SHIRT THAT ALMOST DOUBLES AS A DRESS. IT WORKS PRETTY GREAT!!!
occasionally putting random shit in my pockets mightve been a mistake in hindsight why the fuck were 7 push pins in there #ow
R1PP1NG MY V4P3 4ND BLOW1NG TH3 SMOK3 1N YOUR F4C3 WH1L3 1 S3RV3 YOU YOUR D3L1C1OUS V3RY FRU1TY YUMMY P4RF41T W1TH 4LL MY H4TR3D #M41DPOST1NG #SUBST4NC3