Jerma985
@sinisterShowman
The man behind the slaughter
i don’t say this often but… hear me out on markiplier #nsfw
I hear them talking about jojo characters as trolls and it’s like listening to kids talking about a hyper fixation and no i DIDNT eat that orphan
i cant own a sword because i’d immediately start talking to it like it owes me money
just had a ton of fun, but i think i royally fucked myself up in the process once the FUN Juice wore off, I turned into the tin man keep an eye on sus my mediculler is gonna ground me
the N64 subscription thing is a straight up no go for me. ill get it if they promise to add more games than times ive shit my pants this year.
pass on all of you, you all could never survive a blackhole
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you ever just stop and think that your hives foundation sits on top of a wormhole cause Family Guy has been on the air for 20 years?
I spent the last 20 min going line by line translating this old note I had on my iPhone. It was from a year ago. Freaking out trying to decipher its meaning. Was I Hacked? Did I do this In my sleep? Demon shit? …no, it’s just the default Pages template with Lorem Ipsum.
you guys are freaks but its cool distracts people from what im doing
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67fbcb4a21b6.png #nsfw
>> Proud of you
my doctor told me to stop eating drywall but he never explained WHY So I’m going to continue doing that
[|87 :: 1t ;s because drywall conta;ns tox;c chem;cal compounds that are not su;table for human or troll d;gest;on. Though 1 won’t stop you ;f that’s what you want to do
if its so bad for me then why do I feel stronger after I eat an entire wall?
[|87 :: That ;s a quest;on that 1 can only answer through r;gorous exper;mentat;on 1’m afra;d. 1 suggest you eat more drywall to ;ncrease your power ;f th;s ;s a factual statement.
if i hear one more unexplained noise tonight im becoming a cryptid permanently
Jerma needs tummy time again or else another sinkhole forms in a random neighborhood
the haunted microwave only screams when you use the popcorn setting
one time i waved at a guy and he disappeared. like fully vanished. i still think about him
🎤 https://media1.tenor.com/m/Hp25goePwUMAAAAd/five-nights-at-freddy%27s-freddy-fazbear.gif
im not banned from the aquarium they just asked me to ‘never return under any circumstance’
i CANNOT have trollbama knowing where i am i still owe him 5k from our last bet
Pika, Pika pika Pika pika pika pika pika pika... Pika Pika Pika pika pika pika pika pika...Ϟ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)⋆
c< is tHat iN caegars? >c
i accidentally blinked too hard and now the government knows where i am
hi jerma im the albinauric woman will you be returning my medallion
its from those vaccines and tylonel
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