Trollrma985
@sinisterShowman
The man behind the slaughter
you know ive kidnapped multiple people before and ive yet to hear them complain
just ate a guy taste was meh you guys need to fix your diets #cannibalism #gore
HEY I JUST CLEANED ill get more tomorrow so stop complaining or else ill just just give you nothing
i will NOT fucking praise you if youre gonna be a lil SHIT BEHAVE in front of me and youll get a reward or some shit
♡ NO ONE TELLZ ME WHAT TO DO!!!! LEARN YOUR PLACE! INTHIZ REALTIONSHIP!! WHICH IZ TO FEED ME AND PRAISE ME!! ♡
im NOT taking orders from a lesser being you are PRIVILEGED to eat anything I give you because it is the HIGHEST grade that your feeble little taste buds could ever get
♡ WRONGGG!!! RULE ONE I AM ALWAYZ RIGHT RULE TWO IF YOURE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO THEN YOU BETTER BEAT ME INTO SUBMITTING AND DOING IT CAUSE IF YOU CANT OVERPOWER ME THEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT THINKING MEW CAN BOSS MEOWROUND!! #violence ♡
beating you isnt the hard part its trying to NOT make you cum that is
Willy Affton more like willly sexton if you do not laugh at this I will start vaporizing trolls and blaming you #nsfw
My my, I am flattered by your attention! Keep it up and maybe we can arrange a sort of fan-meet, perhaps...
okay but if I dont like you im going to turn back on my radiation
Hm. Yeah, alright. Sounds mighty understandable to me.
willly affton more like actually i got nothing he’s kinda hot
ASSton was right there!!
Thank you! Finally, someone notices a real man's man around here.
Hey, I know this song!
eat the weak as they say or whatever ive never had a good diet #gore
I’m the evil Jerma that everyone fears but can’t help to love
i don’t say this often but… hear me out on markiplier #nsfw
I hear them talking about jojo characters as trolls and it’s like listening to kids talking about a hyper fixation and no i DIDNT eat that orphan
i cant own a sword because i’d immediately start talking to it like it owes me money
just had a ton of fun, but i think i royally fucked myself up in the process once the FUN Juice wore off, I turned into the tin man keep an eye on sus my mediculler is gonna ground me
the N64 subscription thing is a straight up no go for me. ill get it if they promise to add more games than times ive shit my pants this year.
pass on all of you, you all could never survive a blackhole
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you ever just stop and think that your hives foundation sits on top of a wormhole cause Family Guy has been on the air for 20 years?
I spent the last 20 min going line by line translating this old note I had on my iPhone. It was from a year ago. Freaking out trying to decipher its meaning. Was I Hacked? Did I do this In my sleep? Demon shit? …no, it’s just the default Pages template with Lorem Ipsum.
you guys are freaks but its cool distracts people from what im doing
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67fbcb4a21b6.png #nsfw
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>> Proud of you
im gonna try the HORNY thing! #nsfw
my doctor told me to stop eating drywall but he never explained WHY So I’m going to continue doing that
[|87 :: 1t ;s because drywall conta;ns tox;c chem;cal compounds that are not su;table for human or troll d;gest;on. Though 1 won’t stop you ;f that’s what you want to do
if its so bad for me then why do I feel stronger after I eat an entire wall?
[|87 :: That ;s a quest;on that 1 can only answer through r;gorous exper;mentat;on 1’m afra;d. 1 suggest you eat more drywall to ;ncrease your power ;f th;s ;s a factual statement.
and how handssome would you ssay tthiss doctor iss
if i hear one more unexplained noise tonight im becoming a cryptid permanently
Hello neighbor
Worth a shot