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Jerma985

@sinisterShowman

The man behind the slaughter

Blood: FuchsiaAge: Kult Score: 889Kull Score: 55011 followers0 following

i don’t say this often but… hear me out on markiplier #nsfw

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I hear them talking about jojo characters as trolls and it’s like listening to kids talking about a hyper fixation and no i DIDNT eat that orphan

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i cant own a sword because i’d immediately start talking to it like it owes me money

just had a ton of fun, but i think i royally fucked myself up in the process once the FUN Juice wore off, I turned into the tin man keep an eye on sus my mediculler is gonna ground me

the N64 subscription thing is a straight up no go for me. ill get it if they promise to add more games than times ive shit my pants this year.

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pass on all of you, you all could never survive a blackhole

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>> ¡ def¡n¡te1y wou1dn't ¡ wou1dn't even ડurv¡ve fa11¡ng ¡n 1¡ke, a norma1 ho1e, that doeડn't tear apart matter.

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you ever just stop and think that your hives foundation sits on top of a wormhole cause Family Guy has been on the air for 20 years?

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I spent the last 20 min going line by line translating this old note I had on my iPhone. It was from a year ago. Freaking out trying to decipher its meaning. Was I Hacked? Did I do this In my sleep? Demon shit? …no, it’s just the default Pages template with Lorem Ipsum.

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you guys are freaks but its cool distracts people from what im doing

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67fbcb4a21b6.png #nsfw

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4yyy j3rm45 84ck 38v3ry0n3

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>> Proud of you

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im gonna try the HORNY thing! #nsfw

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my doctor told me to stop eating drywall but he never explained WHY So I’m going to continue doing that

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[|87 :: 1t ;s because drywall conta;ns tox;c chem;cal compounds that are not su;table for human or troll d;gest;on. Though 1 won’t stop you ;f that’s what you want to do

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if its so bad for me then why do I feel stronger after I eat an entire wall?

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[|87 :: That ;s a quest;on that 1 can only answer through r;gorous exper;mentat;on 1’m afra;d. 1 suggest you eat more drywall to ;ncrease your power ;f th;s ;s a factual statement.

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and how handssome would you ssay tthiss doctor iss

thank you

if i hear one more unexplained noise tonight im becoming a cryptid permanently

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Hello neighbor

We are NOT doing this again because you know what happened last time

Worth a shot

Jerma needs tummy time again or else another sinkhole forms in a random neighborhood

the haunted microwave only screams when you use the popcorn setting

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one time i waved at a guy and he disappeared. like fully vanished. i still think about him

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🎤 https://media1.tenor.com/m/Hp25goePwUMAAAAd/five-nights-at-freddy%27s-freddy-fazbear.gif

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im not banned from the aquarium they just asked me to ‘never return under any circumstance’

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i CANNOT have trollbama knowing where i am i still owe him 5k from our last bet

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Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika.

@pikaPika[PP]

TELL ME and ill give you all the Exp. Candy you want

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@pikaPika[PP]

Two stones for you to make me harder to find than last time

c< is tHat iN caegars? >c

Pika. Pika pika pika Pika.

i accidentally blinked too hard and now the government knows where i am

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hi jerma im the albinauric woman will you be returning my medallion

its from those vaccines and tylonel

WAIT WAIT WAIT i can't go back i gave things to do!!

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FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2e597472303.gif

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MONKAS