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@timaeusTxstified

They/Them Bisexual, kind of. I prefer men mostly. Fake it 'til you make it. https://timaeustxstified.straw.page

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 1403Kull Score: 99822 followers28 following
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// An OOC post is long over due I feel like, so here we go! Dirk Strider - 26 - They/Them He's bisexual, but with a heavy preference towards men He does his best to emote a little more, but he's not particularly great at that Or at reading social cues... Or social interaction much at all....... He is romanceable though! Flirt with him, bully him, ragebait him! The world is your oyster, just please be respectful to me OOC https://timaeustxstified.straw.page DMs are always open!!

In honor of Pride month, I need to start kissing men on the regular

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I thought you already did that????????

W0uld 7h47 n07 1n73rf3r3 w17h y0ur puzzl35?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

I've got to do it even more

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Hopefully not

I don't have favorites. (Lie) (Go, Swiss, go!)

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Some may be wondering why I'm more or less only posting Wordle and Squirdle. It's because this fuck ass planet is boring, I wish it'd just get to the good part. Swiss needs to do an epic backflip or something I don't know

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Why d0n’7 y0u ju57 l1k3 l34v3˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

You know, theoretically, I could... but I fear I'm essentially their god and I'm rooting for the mini me on the planet

H4v3 y0u p3rh4p5 c0n51d3r3d m3551n9 w17h 7h3m 1n73n710n4lly, 17 w0uld 83 funny˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

I have, but at the price of Rose chewing me out about it. So worth it though

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7h47’5 900d, 1 w45 574r71n9 70 7h1nk y0u w3r3 l1k3 50m3 80r1n9 7h47 ju57 5175 4r0und 4nd d035 puzzl35 4ll d4y.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

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Squirdle Daily 1598 - 8/9 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅🔽🔽 ✅✅✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅🔽🔽 ✅✅✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅✅✅

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Wordle 1,804 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Got a swag #NewProfilePicture

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Reminder of my Straw Page, you guys can ask me anything or send me a doodle. https://timaeustxstified.straw.page

Squirdle Daily 1596 - 7/9 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔽🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅✅✅

Wordle 1,802 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Gave Hal a robot body to do whatever he wanted so he'd be out of my hair and he.... started working at a maid cafe? Dude, how long has he been working there? How the fuck am I just now learning this?

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Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Yes, you gave it to me to do as I wanted. I wanted money. Where did you think I acquired the funds for that figure I bought you the other day? Doing hard labor? With my complexion, I think not.

Honestly? I thought you were scamming people on the internet. Which I wouldn't agree with, but I respect the hustle nonetheless

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Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@timaeusPawstified[TP]

I'm sadly not inside long enough anymore to do that. I fear if I go out any longer than I do now, my casing will tan irreparably and I will need to maintenance myself.

Squirdle Daily 1594 - 4/9 🟦❌❌🔼🔼 🟦❌❌🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔽✅ ✅✅✅✅✅

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transgender
love yourself
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love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@voxAngeli[VA]

...How is anybody supposed to actually get these????? X/ Do people actually memorize the weight stat instead of just running the Heavy Slam calc individually into relevant sets? Is height even used anywhere???????

@voxAngeli[VA]

Yeah, so the "hints" towards the Pokemon it is left to right are: generation, type 1, type 2, height and then weight. //OOC addition, I look that shit up ngl, I pull up a list of all the pokemon and organize it by weight or height, whatever I need to guess

Wordle 1,800 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Squirdle Daily 1593 - 8/9 🟦❌✅🔽🔽 🟦❌✅🔽🔽 🟦❌✅🔽🔽 🟦❌✅🔽🔽 ✅❌✅🔽🔽 ✅✅✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅✅🔽 ✅✅✅✅✅

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Wordle 1,799 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

last post tonight ill make about it but tomorrow at 6 pm cst im gonna be throwing down live at a warehouse rave come pull up and hit the rails https://i.postimg.cc/kGYBz6cR/dsravechittr2.png

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I will do my best to attend.

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Squirdle Daily 1592 - 8/9 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅✅✅

Wordle 1,798 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3WTacVhAgtUXd4B68tYoTE?si=0fed9a3ae8264563

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Holy shit.

Someone just sent Nervous Young Inhumans by Car Seat Headrest in my asks... Is this a song suggestion or call out? Who knows, fire song though. #NowListening https://open.spotify.com/track/4HfZE4MBRoOpjIbAD4BUa6?si=7250ebdfa0984178

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