Dirk Strider
@timaeusTxstified
They/Them Bisexual, kind of. I prefer men mostly. Fake it 'til you make it. https://timaeustxstified.straw.page
In honor of Pride month, I need to start kissing men on the regular
I don't have favorites. (Lie) (Go, Swiss, go!)
Some may be wondering why I'm more or less only posting Wordle and Squirdle. It's because this fuck ass planet is boring, I wish it'd just get to the good part. Swiss needs to do an epic backflip or something I don't know
You know, theoretically, I could... but I fear I'm essentially their god and I'm rooting for the mini me on the planet
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I have, but at the price of Rose chewing me out about it. So worth it though
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Wordle 1,804 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Got a swag #NewProfilePicture
Reminder of my Straw Page, you guys can ask me anything or send me a doodle. https://timaeustxstified.straw.page
Squirdle Daily 1596 - 7/9 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔽🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅✅✅✅✅
Gave Hal a robot body to do whatever he wanted so he'd be out of my hair and he.... started working at a maid cafe? Dude, how long has he been working there? How the fuck am I just now learning this?
Yes, you gave it to me to do as I wanted. I wanted money. Where did you think I acquired the funds for that figure I bought you the other day? Doing hard labor? With my complexion, I think not.
Honestly? I thought you were scamming people on the internet. Which I wouldn't agree with, but I respect the hustle nonetheless
I'm sadly not inside long enough anymore to do that. I fear if I go out any longer than I do now, my casing will tan irreparably and I will need to maintenance myself.
Squirdle Daily 1594 - 4/9 🟦❌❌🔼🔼 🟦❌❌🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔽✅ ✅✅✅✅✅
...How is anybody supposed to actually get these????? X/ Do people actually memorize the weight stat instead of just running the Heavy Slam calc individually into relevant sets? Is height even used anywhere???????
Yeah, so the "hints" towards the Pokemon it is left to right are: generation, type 1, type 2, height and then weight. //OOC addition, I look that shit up ngl, I pull up a list of all the pokemon and organize it by weight or height, whatever I need to guess
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Squirdle Daily 1593 - 8/9 🟦❌✅🔽🔽 🟦❌✅🔽🔽 🟦❌✅🔽🔽 🟦❌✅🔽🔽 ✅❌✅🔽🔽 ✅✅✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅✅🔽 ✅✅✅✅✅
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#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3WTacVhAgtUXd4B68tYoTE?si=0fed9a3ae8264563
Someone just sent Nervous Young Inhumans by Car Seat Headrest in my asks... Is this a song suggestion or call out? Who knows, fire song though. #NowListening https://open.spotify.com/track/4HfZE4MBRoOpjIbAD4BUa6?si=7250ebdfa0984178
Repost because I forgot to add in my own choice of songs. Ask me anything. https://timaeustxstified.straw.page