Dirk Strider
@timaeusTxstified
They/Them Bisexual, kind of. I prefer men mostly. Fake it 'til you make it. https://timaeustxstified.straw.page
In honor of Pride month, I need to start kissing men on the regular
Some may be wondering why I'm more or less only posting Wordle and Squirdle. It's because this fuck ass planet is boring, I wish it'd just get to the good part. Swiss needs to do an epic backflip or something I don't know
You know, theoretically, I could... but I fear I'm essentially their god and I'm rooting for the mini me on the planet
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I have, but at the price of Rose chewing me out about it. So worth it though
Chris Redfield... I fear I may have burnt out a fuse. @timaeusTxstified I don't normally ask, but I think I require assistance fixing this one.
Sigh. Fine, next time you're on your own.
Gave Hal a robot body to do whatever he wanted so he'd be out of my hair and he.... started working at a maid cafe? Dude, how long has he been working there? How the fuck am I just now learning this?
Yes, you gave it to me to do as I wanted. I wanted money. Where did you think I acquired the funds for that figure I bought you the other day? Doing hard labor? With my complexion, I think not.
Honestly? I thought you were scamming people on the internet. Which I wouldn't agree with, but I respect the hustle nonetheless
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...How is anybody supposed to actually get these????? X/ Do people actually memorize the weight stat instead of just running the Heavy Slam calc individually into relevant sets? Is height even used anywhere???????
Yeah, so the "hints" towards the Pokemon it is left to right are: generation, type 1, type 2, height and then weight. //OOC addition, I look that shit up ngl, I pull up a list of all the pokemon and organize it by weight or height, whatever I need to guess
Was forced out of the house on my day off for much longer than I wished to be. But I acquired new clothes from it. #whiteboyswag @gallowsCalibratorr @arsenicCatnxp https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/takeapeek.png
Not my door, not my problem. Close your own door.
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I'm right next door. Why don't you make good on your words?
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I DIDN'T DO YESTERDAY'S WORDLE AND SQUIRDLE FUCK FUCK FUCK. MY FUCKING STREAK MAN.
Reminder that people can send drawings, questions or basically anything to me here: https://timaeustxstified.straw.page/
Do you guys think that I can be a little bit evil? As a treat?
B33 < wait B33 < what kind of evil meowbe we can workshop it
i vote double no. dirk we have a good thing going right now and really dont need you going "evil" on us.
Counter point: stories need a stoic, mysterious antagonist
B33 < usually when i say im doing evil shit it means im ordpurring irrespawnsible takeout B33 < idk if that's the vibe you want lmeow
I was thinking more on the level of committing a crime but like, it's really hard to choose one. And the fun gets taken out of it if someone knows
B33 < you strike me as an illegal weapons dealer kinda guy B// < but like B// < yknow dont sell to someone wholl misuse your shit ig
counter counter point. the antagonist also gets forced to be alone most the time.
Counter counter counter point: Key word, most. I'm going to become like Gru and have hundreds of minions
I have such a long list of anime I haven't gotten around to watching yet... I really gotta do something about that. Any suggestions of what to watch first?
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