☕️Kitty Maid Café🐾
@kittymaidCafe
#kittymaidcafe !! Owned by @arsenicCatnxp
Nya~? What's this? Finally we have an official page! Feel free to follow to get updates from the café or follow some of our lovely maids! @arsenicCatnxp @gallowsCalibratorr @timaeusPawstified Or follow our tag! #kittymaidcafe We look forward to seeing you! Nya!
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS HOW COULD I FORGET TO MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS! NYA!! I'm sure all of you are familiar with the cat girl maids of the cafe (as well as robot!) but introducing to you our brand new DOG girl maid: @gardenGamma !! Nya !!
woof!!!! im honored to be a member of the pack hehe <3
This week's customer of the week is.... @casualCarouser !! We appreciate you here at the café and have rightfully earned the title of our favorite rainbow drinker, nya! Also thank you so much for the promotion on your Chittr! Nya~ (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ #Suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/640e034e2e2d.png
1 C4NT B3L13V3 1 M1SS3D PR1M3T1M3 ON MY D4Y OFF
I'm honored! I'll be sure to come back next time I'm in the neighborhood. ;)
Reasons why I, Manager-sama, am not a maid within the cafe and is just social media: I've gotten ghosted by our most frequent guest... twice.... nya... /ᐠ ╥ ˕ ╥マ I even got dressed up all pretty!! Nya!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55f6b0c736cd.jpg
oh this is so gorgeous!! beautifully made!!!
7ou're kidding, reall7? him?
Thank you!!! I had to get a lot of help with it since I'm not the best with sewing, nya ^^"
He seems really nice, nya!
>^. .^< ?
7eah, he's good at seeming
:(( < sorgy guys, gotta cancel after light specials... we'll still remain open late and serve alcohol!!! but no lewd maid dresses or postcards #suggestive #substance - nepeta leijon, co owner
W41T. WH4T DO YOU M34N W4G3? 1’V3 B33N L1V1NG OFF OF T1PS!! 4ND M4NY OTH3R K1NDS OF T1PS #NSFW
I suppose that is as good as I'll get. Thank you.
:..< have... have mew not received your checks.........
Well we don't all slut ourselves out for entertainment on the regular. In case you haven't noticed, the skirt of my dress is as low as a good, God fearing Christian wife's and yours, is not. #nsfw
OH SO YOU TH1NK 1 CHOS3 TH1S L1F3STYL3? W3LL *3XCUS3* M3 FOR H4V1NG TH3S3 STUP1D SPH3R3S 4TT4CH3D TO M3!!
You say this like you aren't free to quit your services at any time. Are you accusing poor Manager-Sama or Nepeta of holding you against your will? Such hurtful accusations, Terezi. I'm offended on their behalf.
1 D1DN’T TH1NK TH3 ROBOT WOULD L4CK 1NT3LL1G3NC3. D1D YOU JUST NOT S33 M3 COMPL41N 4BOUT H4V1NG TO L1V3 OFF OF T1PS??? 4ND DO UNF4VOR4BL3 TH1NGS FOR SOM3 CH4NG3??
Maybe one would think to consult management about a lack of pay if they did were truly concerned about their state of payment. I am just saying, it sends out the wrong idea when you continue to pursue such actions instead of standing up for yourself and demanding actual pay.
OH Y34H L3T M3 JUST 4SK M4N4G3R S4M4 WHO SOUNDS F4K3 4S SH1T TO F1X MY P4Y!! 1 DOUBT TH3Y’R3 3V3N R34L.
Well how do you explain the company account being manned by none of us? I doubt Nepeta could keep a bit going this long without slipping up somewhere, and there are far too many reasons why I would not make a bit like that.
UWA~ I'm realizing I never posted an introduction!!! Hello! I'm the social media manager of the @kittymaidCafe !! Nya~ I aspire to be like the maids one day since I LOVE human anime and would consider myself an otaku of sorts >w< but I'm FAR too shy to really be on the floor... nya... I hope to be friends with you all! ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
We are SO very proud to announce that we will be starting Customer of the Week! Every Saturday we will be posting the Customer of the Week to celebrate the cafe's growing popularity! Nya! This week's Customer of the week issss........... *drum rollllllllllllll* @aeneasCaldarium !! You win a free date with your maid of choice as well as a complimentary t-shirt!! Nya~! #nsfw #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5c4952ba6ce.png
Oh jeez, oh gosh- okay!! I'm sure that's okay? Uhm, oh gosh, I never really thought I would be considered an option, nya~!
one of these days ill get all three of you lady maids at once, hovws that sound?~
Oh!!!! Oh, you are very mistaken :( I'm not a maid at all.... nya...
wvhat are you then?
Just a silly otaku troll who runs the social media account, sir! Nya!
YOU D1SGUST M3
youre just jealous
OF??
Pretty please stop using our maids as flesh lights. </3 She no longer feels joy out of it, nya. :( #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9928d910cdf6.png ((Art by @gallowsCalibratorr ))
RAWR!Omg like sad for her but also are you hireing?? Are there positions open???? Can trolls pay to work thereXD!!!!!!
:33< gog damn ill sub in if she doesnt like it anya more!!!
I'm not sure if there's positions open, since I'm just a social media manager... but I'll pass on the word, nya! :3
4ND 1 4M NOT 4 PROST1TUT3 1 4M JUST 4 HUMBL3 M41D #NSFW
And we appreciate all of your hard work, Terezi-chan! Nya!
I'm sure if you asked really nicely you would be able to sub in, nya!
:33< well k33p meow posted h33h33
Using my free time to Visit some interesting places! Got to go to the @kittymaidCafe and the maids did not disappoint! Very cute place, Would Visit again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2f1657e3912.png
((Art by me btW!))
Dear loyal customers: can we please stop using the maids as fleshlights? Nya?:( They have feelings too!!!! Nya!!!!! #nsfw #nsfwe
that is one of the posts of all time
OwO What's this? It's me, @kawaiiBeam ! Nya~! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) #maidposting #selfie #kittymaidcafe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d111bb2b8440.png
Hmmmm... should Manager-sama post a face reveal? Or even make her own account? Nya~?
D --> Is the manager not just Ms. Leijon D --> Am I not being informed of who my underlings are
yes and yes
Oh! I'm not a cafe manager, nya! Just social media manager is all! Not to worry! Nya! ^w^
D --> The social media manager of the Maid Café co-owned by me, yes D --> I would like to know who this is
Just call me Manager-sama! ^_^ I promise I am not anyone in charge of anything important other than the social media! Nya~! If anything I answer to the owners, so you and Nepeta! Nya
D --> Hm D --> So long as you acknowledge that truth, then I have no further questions D --> Be diligent in your work, Manager-san. That is all I request
I will! Just for you, Equius-senpai!!! ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ
Would you smooch a maid? Nya?
i mean if you want me to... :3
wvould i!
With saddened hearts we bid fairwell to one of our maids... and welcome two new ones! Welcome to the team @terminallyCapricious#0580 and well... me! Nya~! You can call me Manager-sama for now! Will update if I ever make my own separate account, nya!
WHO L3T TH3 C1RCUS 1N
yOu'vE BeEn sLaCkInG So i'm hErE To pIcK It uP >:O)
4ND WHO *TH3 FUCK* 4R3 YOU?!
Teehee! Nya!
sorry terezi. can't cover shifts for you anymore and you're stuck with the clown from now on. i did my best but that's how it goes i guess!
We're considering doing more collabs/events! What do you guys wanna see at the #kittymaidcafe ?
Thank you for the kind DM's! Sadly, Manager-sama has to stay under cover... She's not a real maid at the moment, nya :( She is off the market! For now.... stay tuned, nya~
:33< who the furreak trolling on the cafe account.........
this is so sad
Y34H 1 SUR3 WOND3R *WHO*
W3LL 1F 1T’S NOT M3 4ND 1T’S NOT YOU..
W41T NO 1T H4S TO B3 YOU!! WHO 3LS3 WOULD US3 4DOR4BL3 C4T PUNS >:[
As if I would use "she" to describe myself in an anonymous post even for the sake of a prank. I would use "they" at the very least.
Nyaa~! Looking for some sexy, scantily clad maids to serve you delicious food and drinks?Well, look no further! We are PROUD to announce our AFTER LIGHT SPECIAL!!! Each lucky customer* ALSO gets a photo card of their maid! How lovely, nya! *After light special only available to those 21 years/9.8 sweeps or older! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a15aa6aa0ff.png @timaeusPawstified https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1386debd734d.png @arsenicCatnxp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eccde3af6403.png @gallowsCalibratorr #nsfw #afterlight #kittymaidcafe (( Art by my friend @gallowsCalibratorr ))
You are so right!! Maybe that'd be more appealing, nya
i'll have you know, i have strong feelings about maids!
honestly would be a great change, i have a lot of trouble keeping mine clean working multiple shifts at the same time.
you know you do need to keep your maid outfit clean. it's very important that you do so. the maid is not allowed to dirty their outfit. don't you know anything about being a maid?
maids need to be made dirty for maid enjoyers. the fact that it's high effort keeping the outfit clean makes the mess fun. it makes making a mess of a maid fun. come on now, you should know this, aren't you a maid?
D --> What. What. What. What. What
:33< uhmmm!!!! what if i told mew its brought a lot of money and business into the cafe??? ^__^"""""
GUYS B3 HON3ST 4R3 TH3 T4N L1N3S GO1NG TO FUCK UP S4L3S?
TH1S 1S 4 V3RY S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON
tan lines are )(ot, keep em
hell no, they're going to RAISE sales.
the opposite, i bet
Nyaaa... Business hasn't been very great at the café.... We're going to need to start cutting people. Nya #maidposting #kittaidcafe
TH3 3Y3C4NDY H4S B33N GON3!!
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Please be patient with our staff! We can only have two John's working before the timeline weirdness gets to be too much! Nya!
much appreciated.
Nya~? What's this? Finally we have an official page! Feel free to follow to get updates from the café or follow some of our lovely maids! @arsenicCatnxp @gallowsCalibratorr @timaeusPawstified Or follow our tag! #kittymaidcafe We look forward to seeing you! Nya!
TH1S TROLL 1S ST1LL ON H3R V4C4T1ON!! >:]
i am also a maid here! i’m filling in for terezi right now.