☕️Kitty Maid Café🐾

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Moe Moe Kyun!!

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OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS HOW COULD I FORGET TO MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS! NYA!! I'm sure all of you are familiar with the cat girl maids of the cafe (as well as robot!) but introducing to you our brand new DOG girl maid: @gardenGamma !! Nya !!

@gardenGamma

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Jade Harley

@gardenGamma[GG]

woof!!!! im honored to be a member of the pack hehe <3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

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This week's customer of the week is.... @casualCarouser !! We appreciate you here at the café and have rightfully earned the title of our favorite rainbow drinker, nya! Also thank you so much for the promotion on your Chittr! Nya~ (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ #Suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/640e034e2e2d.png

@casualCarouser

#suggestive

Kult: +31

Kull: +10

Total: 41

Ratio: 3.10

1 C4NT B3L13V3 1 M1SS3D PR1M3T1M3 ON MY D4Y OFF

Lanque Bombyx

@casualCarouser[CC]

I'm honored! I'll be sure to come back next time I'm in the neighborhood. ;)

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Moe Moe Kyun!!

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Knotty

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Reasons why I, Manager-sama, am not a maid within the cafe and is just social media: I've gotten ghosted by our most frequent guest... twice.... nya... /ᐠ ╥ ˕ ╥マ I even got dressed up all pretty!! Nya!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55f6b0c736cd.jpg

Kult: +54

Kull: +42

Total: 96

Ratio: 1.29

Vinnik Amyeri

@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

oh this is so gorgeous!! beautifully made!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Just Nyrita

@bummelBoogie[BB]

7ou're kidding, reall7? him?

↩ @incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

Thank you!!! I had to get a lot of help with it since I'm not the best with sewing, nya ^^"

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bummelBoogie[BB]

He seems really nice, nya!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Xander Aurora

@gildedLivewire[GL]

holy shiit WHAT

↩ @gildedLivewire[GL]

>^. .^< ?

↩ @kittymaidCafe[KC]

Just Nyrita

@bummelBoogie[BB]

7eah, he's good at seeming

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Xander Aurora

@gildedLivewire[GL]

ghostiing iis a criime... a damn criime

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Moe Moe Kyun!!

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Knotty

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:(( < sorgy guys, gotta cancel after light specials... we'll still remain open late and serve alcohol!!! but no lewd maid dresses or postcards #suggestive #substance - nepeta leijon, co owner

#substance #suggestive

Kult: +89

Kull: +77

Total: 166

Ratio: 1.16

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

W41T. WH4T DO YOU M34N W4G3? 1’V3 B33N L1V1NG OFF OF T1PS!! 4ND M4NY OTH3R K1NDS OF T1PS #NSFW

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @kittymaidCafe[KC]

I suppose that is as good as I'll get. Thank you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

:..< have... have mew not received your checks.........

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

Well we don't all slut ourselves out for entertainment on the regular. In case you haven't noticed, the skirt of my dress is as low as a good, God fearing Christian wife's and yours, is not. #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

OH SO YOU TH1NK 1 CHOS3 TH1S L1F3STYL3? W3LL *3XCUS3* M3 FOR H4V1NG TH3S3 STUP1D SPH3R3S 4TT4CH3D TO M3!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

You say this like you aren't free to quit your services at any time. Are you accusing poor Manager-Sama or Nepeta of holding you against your will? Such hurtful accusations, Terezi. I'm offended on their behalf.

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

1 D1DN’T TH1NK TH3 ROBOT WOULD L4CK 1NT3LL1G3NC3. D1D YOU JUST NOT S33 M3 COMPL41N 4BOUT H4V1NG TO L1V3 OFF OF T1PS??? 4ND DO UNF4VOR4BL3 TH1NGS FOR SOM3 CH4NG3??

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

Maybe one would think to consult management about a lack of pay if they did were truly concerned about their state of payment. I am just saying, it sends out the wrong idea when you continue to pursue such actions instead of standing up for yourself and demanding actual pay.

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

OH Y34H L3T M3 JUST 4SK M4N4G3R S4M4 WHO SOUNDS F4K3 4S SH1T TO F1X MY P4Y!! 1 DOUBT TH3Y’R3 3V3N R34L.

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

Well how do you explain the company account being manned by none of us? I doubt Nepeta could keep a bit going this long without slipping up somewhere, and there are far too many reasons why I would not make a bit like that.

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Moe Moe Kyun!!

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Knotty

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We are SO very proud to announce that we will be starting Customer of the Week! Every Saturday we will be posting the Customer of the Week to celebrate the cafe's growing popularity! Nya! This week's Customer of the week issss........... *drum rollllllllllllll* @aeneasCaldarium !! You win a free date with your maid of choice as well as a complimentary t-shirt!! Nya~! #nsfw #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5c4952ba6ce.png

@aeneasCaldarium

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +164

Kull: +142

Total: 306

Ratio: 1.15

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@imJunior[IJ]

Interesting.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

Oh jeez, oh gosh- okay!! I'm sure that's okay? Uhm, oh gosh, I never really thought I would be considered an option, nya~!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @kittymaidCafe[KC]

Cronus Ampora

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

one of these days ill get all three of you lady maids at once, hovws that sound?~

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

Oh!!!! Oh, you are very mistaken :( I'm not a maid at all.... nya...

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @kittymaidCafe[KC]

Cronus Ampora

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

wvhat are you then?

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

Just a silly otaku troll who runs the social media account, sir! Nya!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

YOU D1SGUST M3

Kult: +14

Total: 14

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

Cronus Ampora

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

youre just jealous

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

OF??

Kult: +9

Total: 9

Guzmah Ulaula

@gangstasCrossbones[GC]

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Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

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Knotty

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