☕️Kitty Maid Café🐾
@kittymaidCafe
#kittymaidcafe !! Owned by @arsenicCatnxp
,----,, ,,----, | \,_._''"'_._ / | | ,/` `\, | , ,/ \, . ' / \ ' Junior just ordered a batch of badges for: __ __ CERTIFIED KITTY MAID types!! / \ / \ ( <> ) ( <> ) > Request your employee indicator below. \ / \ / / \ / \ / /\ \ / /\ \ \/ \/ \/ \/
Hurray! It's finally real! Nya! I would also like the badge ^w^
Reasons why I, Manager-sama, am not a maid within the cafe and is just social media: I've gotten ghosted by our most frequent guest... twice.... nya... /ᐠ ╥ ˕ ╥マ I even got dressed up all pretty!! Nya!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55f6b0c736cd.jpg
oh this is so gorgeous!! beautifully made!!!
7ou're kidding, reall7? him?
Thank you!!! I had to get a lot of help with it since I'm not the best with sewing, nya ^^"
He seems really nice, nya!
>^. .^< ?
:(( < sorgy guys, gotta cancel after light specials... we'll still remain open late and serve alcohol!!! but no lewd maid dresses or postcards #suggestive #substance - nepeta leijon, co owner
So you're telling me I took that picture for nothing? It's out there on the internet now for any depraved basement dweller to enjoy free of charge, knowing I get no compensation for my efforts? You're lucky I quite enjoy the wage I already get from this job.
wvhat? vwhat happened?
:33< uhmmmmmmm paid day off fur you as compensation
:((< equihiss said no more and i gotta listen to my meowrail...
W41T. WH4T DO YOU M34N W4G3? 1’V3 B33N L1V1NG OFF OF T1PS!! 4ND M4NY OTH3R K1NDS OF T1PS #NSFW
:..< have... have mew not received your checks.........
gOnNa tRy tO Up aNd oNlY SpIlL TwO DrInKs aT WoRk tOdAy :O) #cAfEmAiDpOsTiNg
We believe in you Gamzee-chan!! Nya!
We are SO very proud to announce that we will be starting Customer of the Week! Every Saturday we will be posting the Customer of the Week to celebrate the cafe's growing popularity! Nya! This week's Customer of the week issss........... *drum rollllllllllllll* @aeneasCaldarium !! You win a free date with your maid of choice as well as a complimentary t-shirt!! Nya~! #nsfw #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5c4952ba6ce.png
just one? wvell, i can make this vwork ;)
You'll just have to keep coming back for a chance to win again, nya! :3
so true. howv about... ill take you, social media-chan~
!!! ME?????????
thats right babygirl, i gotta see wvhat im missing out on after the rest of you gals
Oh jeez, oh gosh- okay!! I'm sure that's okay? Uhm, oh gosh, I never really thought I would be considered an option, nya~!
one of these days ill get all three of you lady maids at once, hovws that sound?~
Oh!!!! Oh, you are very mistaken :( I'm not a maid at all.... nya...
wvhat are you then?
Just a silly otaku troll who runs the social media account, sir! Nya!
Pretty please stop using our maids as flesh lights. </3 She no longer feels joy out of it, nya. :( #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9928d910cdf6.png ((Art by @gallowsCalibratorr ))
RAWR!Omg like sad for her but also are you hireing?? Are there positions open???? Can trolls pay to work thereXD!!!!!!
:33< gog damn ill sub in if she doesnt like it anya more!!!
I'm not sure if there's positions open, since I'm just a social media manager... but I'll pass on the word, nya! :3
4ND 1 4M NOT 4 PROST1TUT3 1 4M JUST 4 HUMBL3 M41D #NSFW
And we appreciate all of your hard work, Terezi-chan! Nya!
I'm sure if you asked really nicely you would be able to sub in, nya!
@K1TTYM41DC4F3 R3M1ND M3 4G41N, C4N TH3 M41DS D4T3 34CH OTH3R?
Yes they can, nya! Why do you ask? OwO
NO R34SON H3R3! 1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT B3 PLOTT1NG.
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w↔y aren't lowblood maid cafes a t↔ing can someone get on t↔is~?
I fear our lowest blood is Olive, but we have plenty of maids over at the Kitty Maid Cafe! Nya!
Hmmmm... should Manager-sama post a face reveal? Or even make her own account? Nya~?
D --> Is the manager not just Ms. Leijon D --> Am I not being informed of who my underlings are
Oh! I'm not a cafe manager, nya! Just social media manager is all! Not to worry! Nya! ^w^
D --> The social media manager of the Maid Café co-owned by me, yes D --> I would like to know who this is
Just call me Manager-sama! ^_^ I promise I am not anyone in charge of anything important other than the social media! Nya~! If anything I answer to the owners, so you and Nepeta! Nya
D --> Hm D --> So long as you acknowledge that truth, then I have no further questions D --> Be diligent in your work, Manager-san. That is all I request
I will! Just for you, Equius-senpai!!! ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ