Lil' Hal #maidcafe
@timaeusPawstified
I had to make this account to keep my job.
Chris Redfield... I fear I may have burnt out a fuse. @timaeusTxstified I don't normally ask, but I think I require assistance fixing this one.
Sigh. Fine, next time you're on your own.
Despite being an AI myself, I will never goon to AI. Maybe another sentient such as myself, but this robot was made ethical. #nsfw
Was forced out of the house on my day off for much longer than I wished to be. But I acquired new clothes from it. #whiteboyswag @gallowsCalibratorr @arsenicCatnxp https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/takeapeek.png
@T3RM1N4LLYC4PR1C1OUS#0580 K1LL TH1S M4N R1GHT NOW
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4T L34ST COM3 B4CK TO TH3 FUCK1NG C4F3????
If I'm so desperately needed, I suppose I shall grace you all with my return.
It's so hot out and I've run out of coolant. Damn it all. Damn it all to the deepest pits of hell.
Should I invest in a shorter dress? I quite like my ankle length uniform, but my coworkers are getting more customers than me. #maidposting
I will be working during #fightnight , but if you pay extra, I might be able to shove your food down your throat with a fabricated murderous intent. #maidposting
If I knew I could be a butler, I wouldn't have chosen this uniform. I am now wondering if the cat ears were also a necessity. https://file.garden/ZnTbnQEIPj2gHUjK/image_2026-04-22_173637861.png
nah just do both it looks good on u
