Lil' Hal #maidcafe
@timaeusPawstified
I had to make this account to keep my job.
WH3N YOU COM3 TO TH3 #M41DC4F3 PL34S3 B3 SUR3 TO 4SK FOR M3!! YOUR F4VOR1T3 H4T3FUL TROLL FOR 4 V3RY SP3C14L S3RV1C3! #M41DC4F3POST1NG #DONT3V3R4SKM3TOB34DOR1NGTOW4RDSYOU #TOT4LLYWONTM1CRODOS3YOURM34LSW1THPO1SON
can confirm, this gal is great <3
I genuinely do not know what you see in her. She is a vile creature.
t and a #nsfvw
Ah, objectification. I understand. Carry on then.
WH4T TH3 FUCK M4N
What? I'm just saying it is understandable for someone to like one as dreadful as you because of your physical features.
@T1M43USP4WST1F13D STOP FL1RT1NG W1TH M3 1TS D1SGUST1NG 4ND YOU 4R3 SO NOT MY TYP3
Who says I'm flirting with you? Sorry to say, but I'm not a troll. I believe you may be mistaking my hatred for "pitch flirting" as you say. Also, if I find you trying to sneak into the cabinets again to steal the cafe food, I will be telling management.
T3LL M4N4G3M3NT 4LL YOU W4NT 1M NOT SC4R3D OF 4 L1TTL3 4UTHOR1TY!!!
I will request you get fired. How will you get your stolen goods then?
UHMMM… 4 L1TTL3 SP3C14L SOM3ON3 1 C4LL MY MO1R41L!! >:]
I'm putting a retina lock on the kitchen.
1 4M NO LONG3R #K1SS1NGTH3HOM13S 1NST34D 1 W1LL B3 #ST4BB1NGTH3HOM13S #V1OL3NC3
I am not a homie, but you can try and stab me in any meaningful way if I get to stab you back. Repeatedly.
333YUCK!!! NO TH4NKS!
Your loss. I'm a pretty stabbable robot if I say so myself.
,----,, ,,----, | \,_._''"'_._ / | | ,/` `\, | , ,/ \, . ' / \ ' Junior just ordered a batch of badges for: __ __ CERTIFIED KITTY MAID types!! / \ / \ ( <> ) ( <> ) > Request your employee indicator below. \ / \ / / \ / \ / /\ \ / /\ \ \/ \/ \/ \/
I would like to request one "Certified Kitty Maid" badge, please and thank you.
1 TH1NK 1T’S T1M3 TH3 C4F3 BR1NGS OUT TH3 SUMM3R CLOTH3S. NO MOR3 POOFY DR3SS3S!! W3’R3 DY1NG FROM TH3 H34T! >:[ #M41DC4F3POST1NG
For once, I agree with you. The amount I’ve been spending on coolant lately is beyond atrocious.
GOOD L1GHT CH1TTR
I hope you forget to close a window and the sun boils you alive in your slime while you sleep. That, or you just get blinded.
TH4TS 3NOUGH GRUBTUB3 FOR TOD4Y
Did you blind yourself?
NOP3 !
A shame.
TH1S TROLL 1SN’T 4T TH3 C4F3 TOD4Y. 1T’S H3R D4Y OFF 4ND SH3 W1LL SP3ND 1T 1N H3R BOX3RS W4TCH1NG TR4SH F1LMS W1TH 4LL TH3 SCR33NS BL4ST3D ON 1TS H1GH3ST S3TT1NGS OF BR1GHTN3SS. #W1LL1BL1NDMYS3LF? #HOP3FULLY
#Isincerelyhopeyoudo
Gave Hal a robot body to do whatever he wanted so he'd be out of my hair and he.... started working at a maid cafe? Dude, how long has he been working there? How the fuck am I just now learning this?
Yes, you gave it to me to do as I wanted. I wanted money. Where did you think I acquired the funds for that figure I bought you the other day? Doing hard labor? With my complexion, I think not.
Honestly? I thought you were scamming people on the internet. Which I wouldn't agree with, but I respect the hustle nonetheless
I'm sadly not inside long enough anymore to do that. I fear if I go out any longer than I do now, my casing will tan irreparably and I will need to maintenance myself.
:(( < sorgy guys, gotta cancel after light specials... we'll still remain open late and serve alcohol!!! but no lewd maid dresses or postcards #suggestive #substance - nepeta leijon, co owner
So you're telling me I took that picture for nothing? It's out there on the internet now for any depraved basement dweller to enjoy free of charge, knowing I get no compensation for my efforts? You're lucky I quite enjoy the wage I already get from this job.
W41T. WH4T DO YOU M34N W4G3? 1’V3 B33N L1V1NG OFF OF T1PS!! 4ND M4NY OTH3R K1NDS OF T1PS #NSFW
Well we don't all slut ourselves out for entertainment on the regular. In case you haven't noticed, the skirt of my dress is as low as a good, God fearing Christian wife's and yours, is not. #nsfw
OH SO YOU TH1NK 1 CHOS3 TH1S L1F3STYL3? W3LL *3XCUS3* M3 FOR H4V1NG TH3S3 STUP1D SPH3R3S 4TT4CH3D TO M3!!
You say this like you aren't free to quit your services at any time. Are you accusing poor Manager-Sama or Nepeta of holding you against your will? Such hurtful accusations, Terezi. I'm offended on their behalf.
1 D1DN’T TH1NK TH3 ROBOT WOULD L4CK 1NT3LL1G3NC3. D1D YOU JUST NOT S33 M3 COMPL41N 4BOUT H4V1NG TO L1V3 OFF OF T1PS??? 4ND DO UNF4VOR4BL3 TH1NGS FOR SOM3 CH4NG3??
Maybe one would think to consult management about a lack of pay if they did were truly concerned about their state of payment. I am just saying, it sends out the wrong idea when you continue to pursue such actions instead of standing up for yourself and demanding actual pay.
OH Y34H L3T M3 JUST 4SK M4N4G3R S4M4 WHO SOUNDS F4K3 4S SH1T TO F1X MY P4Y!! 1 DOUBT TH3Y’R3 3V3N R34L.
Well how do you explain the company account being manned by none of us? I doubt Nepeta could keep a bit going this long without slipping up somewhere, and there are far too many reasons why I would not make a bit like that.
:33< due to recent events i... n33d to reclawcider some of my purrevious choices on my shipping chart... hmmmmmmmmm
I swear, if you lied about removing me from that accursed thing.