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When i'm feeling toouch-deprived soo i turn my palmhusk intoo vibrate moode poost soome bullshit like "hemoospectrum shoould be reversed" and shoove it up my nooook #nsfw
Feel better so+o+n, little Leijo+n.
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
Heard of this new market called VHS cassettes, this analog media is really something
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
holy moly anyone wanna ride on my shit #dontwantanyfeelingsattached #nsfw
dawg i need my shit to LOAD!! IM ON LUNCH BREAK PLE JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE THING//
tis is so fuggin sick u hav no idea how hype this is
lets go daves (said in the lets go girls voice) pile in for a movie night at neps
fuck yeah dude lets have a movie night im here for it
hell yeah im down for 8 crazy nights
Yo+u're so+ cute, it's almo+st Ridiculo+us ho+w ho+t yo+u are o+n to+p o+f that. Go+o+d wo+rk, little Leijo+n.
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! im sure there's some kind of version of troll chloroform that would also work on humans. not sure what you'd call it to look it up though
so first, you're gonna wanna find a good gimmick to your bullet patterns, mew~ Then if you blast them hard enough you can deplete their HP and bag them from there. like catching a Trollkémon, mew~ 💖✨
B33 < can i get any further clawntext about the baddie in question
eatin lil strawberry gummy candies <3 #food
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
*everybody liked this* #nsfw
ill let you know when hes like nine
Good kitty
please he is just a boy
I wouldn't worry about, kitty's gotta play sometimes right?
as long as you tag your posts i am certain he will be respectful and avert his fatherly eyes as needed.
:33 < nefur repress ur instincts >;33c
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Chittr i2 h3aling..
yeah i agree
concept: getting on top of your matesprit and forcing their arms up over their head "wait! no! i havent hit the ablution trap tonight yet!" they cry out through laughter, kicking their feet and squirming pressing your nose up against their underarm before gliding a long lap of your tongue upwards "youre such a freak!" they sputter in shock, cheeks flushing a brighter hue (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, scentplay, armpit stuff, archive rating: M)
;o)
Why don't you sit on my lap and find out #nsfw
Its me lol.
WHY NOT BOTH?
I THINK YOU'RE JUST A FREAK ALONE ON THIS. ALSO FUCK YOU #PRIMALPLAY
ALL THIS SELFCEST. I MISS THE OTHER THINGS, LIKE #FEET. #NSFW
u fukin get it #based
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
;o)
Everyone seemingly *would* fuck an alternate version of themselves. #nsfw
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
offer u snack
https://tenor.com/gcLcHmpObx7.gif
Petting the cat #nsfw
((if you open the post there should be an edit button near the top!))
if it helps it was at least a nice view! glad you fixed it though.
if you go to your profile, you can edit the post! it'll appear beside ur username for each chitt.
CMERE. im sorely motherfuckin missing one.
wanna feel my teeth sinking into his flesh n his hands against my back his breath hot against the side of my face fuck man #nsfw
with a cheer like that you can get closer, sis. ;o)
SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM WHEN I WAS EXERCISING EARLIER. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY. ;o) #nsfw #bulge #sweat #lifting #GAINS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0950bb5f4eb4.jpg
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!
Let that flag fly, little Leijo+n.
So, half of this website is clearly insane. Let's see. Quad react this post if you'd be willing to let me beat you over the head with a blunt weapon tonight. (( #gore ))
The number of immediate reactions to that post left the notification limit, and I cannot see all of the apparent volunteers. Stunning.
HELL YEAH.
always ;))))
me #nsfw
TH4NK YOU FOR B31NG BR4V3 4ND R3CH1TT1NG MY TRUTH!!
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
CHOOMFS W1TH B3N3F1TS #NSFW
#PISSGATE THIS PISSGATE THAT FUCK YOU #PRIMALPLAY AND I'M NOT ELABORATING. #NSFW #NSFWE
GOTTA GO FOR A BIT FOR WORK. you behave now.
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
youre so right i need to get worse
:33 < today i have wildlife tips with nepeta leijon! :33 < are you prowling around your hunting grounds and s33 a bush of berries? :33 < dont shove them in your maw! those berries could give you diseases or kill you! :33 < plus all berries suck and i hate them! :33 < if you are f33ling hungry after slaying some big scary beast, pack a snack instead! :33 < happy hunting! #huntingtips #screwberries #youwilldie
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
I have been allowed [gracefully] by troll Elon Musk to begin making posts. There will be no outlying consequences of this action.
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up
i kinda actively switch between which ones i use the most but i need to use this accoutn more often so i've been forcing myself to do so. ugh. they need to make this running multiple accounts shit easier (coming up with more chitt ideas)
That is perhaps one of the most charming traits I have ever seen.
no problem, baby. ;o)
FUCK. lookin real good.
(ooc but i drew the art in your icon tysm fur using it it made me so happy :3)
bb girl this is so relatable :)
PFTTT- YOU'RE WELCOME NEPETA
REAL.. SUCH A GOOD FUCKING SONG
whatever makes ya d1g 1t dollface };) 1'll take a cat compar1son from the expert...
GUY QU1CKLY HUNG UP ON M3 4FT3R 3S3X #WH4TD4TM34N #NSFW
you a1n't got the personal drama attached... and you're the cutest cattroll around haha...
❥ you'll find ur people* give it some time and you'll be landing right on their lap*
heyy now don't jump the gun... 1f 1 was be1ng offered cute l1l cattroll nook 1'd be jump1ng at the chance };)
ITS OKAY, LIL LEIJON. im here.
Lights, Camera, and Wax play, now on high resolution 35mm. #nsfw
❥ nook and bulge would fix some of you* #nsfw
i aint gonna say no to that. I LOVE CATS. ;o)
*pets AC on the HEAD*
hey, kitty. ;o)
see it bend CAN YOU FEEL IT BREAK? WATCH IT CRACK UNDER ALL THAT WEIGHT #lyric not #nsfw but could be seen that way
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
YOU TALK ABOUT CLOWNS BUT ARE TOO PUSSY TO GET FUCKED UP BY THEM THEY AND EVERYONE COULD BEAT ME TO A PULP AND HATE SNOG ME. LEAVE EVIDENCE #NSFWE
1V3 B33N S331NG 4 LOT OF CLOWNPOST1NG HONKPOST1NG? 4 LOT TOD4Y
WH4TS L1F3 W1THOUT 4 L1TTL3 R4G3B41T1NG
~you understand
#RECHITT
;o)
u r a cutie tbf :3
YOURE CUTE TOO, brother.
i love kitties :o).
It's because you're a kitty kitty!
cute motherfucker.
;o)
:o)
an0ther classic leij0n banger.
♰ what an appealing idea.. ♰
fire
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
cooking up a sick new beat https://i.ytimg.com/vi/D-TxK7pu3cA/maxresdefault.jpg
Kiss more gills and buoys.
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
works like a charm every tiem
:33 < basically worked with one karkitty B3
better results if you ask perMission to rizz theM up first because bitches love politeness
:33 < this is soooo cute!!! ugh the dream!!!!
8-> THE ABSOLUTELY EXPLOSIVE GROWTH OF #AMPORACOIN AND #RUMBLECOIN BRIEFLY CRASHED THE CHITTR SERVERS! UNREAL!
:33 < k33p at it, girl! he cant resist your charms furefur!
GO 4W4Y YOU 4R3 *NOTH1NG* COMP4R3D TO H1M !! >:[
no thats totally normal dont worry nepeta
1 B3T YOU D1DNT KNOW TH1S L1TTL3 FUCK WOULD B3 TH3 ON3 TO SWOON M3 4W4Y https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053227033532059668/1487277662857728200/fpjv3dr.png?ex=69c88ec3&is=69c73d43&hm=a93cabe368c858170dbbc68d80457e01eac91877d0d9fb1e735b79f71c230d4f #art #yumeshipping #justlearnedthatwordfromthehumans #yumechit
DuDe man i Dont know one worD you just saiD but yeh keep goin
Hid3 and s33k 3xc3p^ i^'s in ^h3 woods and I'm hun^ing you for spor^. #viol3nc3 #nsfw3