♦ pitied by @arsenicCatnxp
D --> As second in command within the #maidcafe, I demand that you refrain from badgering my dear Moirail. Thank you
N3P3T4 G3T OFF TH3 4CCOUNT!!

noted!
1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4V3 4T3 4LL TH3 P4STR13S #M41DPOST1NG

First Hollywood agent to employ extraterrestrial (arguably interdimensional) life and yet these FUCKS at the academy won't give me an Emmy

hEY, tHAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURT, aND ALSO, yOU LOST A LOT OF CLOTHES, aRE YOU AWARE THAT, yOU ARE ACCIDENTALLY, sHOWING, pRIVATE PARTS, iN THIS IMAGE, i WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO, bE EMBARRASSED, bY THAT BLUNDER, aHAHA,
D --> Please understand that if you are not of b100 b100d or higher then I e%pect you to refer to me with reverence. I do not ask for much, this is the bare minimum

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i think youre pretty cute too kitty cat

wvorks for me ewvery time

its WRONG no one ever does that so you gotta go to the gulag

