nep 🐾 #maidcafe

@specteroverAlternia[SA]

☭ I just hope yous aren't being exploited. ☭

↩ @specteroverAlternia[SA]

:33< i purromise we arent! we make sure everykitty is paid fairly and treated fairly! :33

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

can confirm!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

:33< if you s33 meowtside smoking catnip in uniform, no mew don't :33< kitty's had a long day #maidposting #substance

#maidposting #substance

Kult: +19

Total: 19

:33< maid fact of the night! i love being a girl kisser, boy kisser and an everything inbetw33n kisser :33< it opens up the quadrant pool soooo much :33< limited time! a smooch furrom me with a purrchase of our mew #kittymaidcafe t33 shirts!

#kittymaidcafe

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

knytte.

@hallowedVessel[HV]

you can keep. the boys. i dont. want them.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

:33< this is my scent!! #myscent #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a9cca0c07da.jpg

#myscent #scentposting

Kult: +40

Kull: +5

Total: 45

Ratio: 8.00

lovely!

:33< omg are we abo posting? :33< ahem i mean :33< abo themed limited time items at the #kittymaidcafe!!

#kittymaidcafe

Kult: +40

Kull: +20

Total: 60

Ratio: 2.00

we're scent posting!

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< i nefur mean to start the trends i do :33< i shitpost and peopurr get into it or they dont

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< another w fur the leijons i say

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< the leijon legion grows strongpurr efurry day

Kult: +5

Total: 5

:33< should the #kittymaidcafe have an afterlight special? #nsfw implied

#kittymaidcafe #nsfw

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

yes!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

NO!

:33< maid fact of the night! i n33d some good bulge in me and a cigarette... #nsfw

Kult: +74

Kull: +45

Total: 119

Ratio: 1.64

DONT L3T 3QU1US S33 TH1S

↩ @gallowsCalibratorr[GC]

:33< equius mustn't know 😔

૮₍ ´˶• ᴥ •˶` ₎ა

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

fuck don't we all

Kult: +10

Total: 10

still looking to submit an application! for the maid cafe job i mean. but also maybe uh, the subject of the post if you want that too? i don’t know.

↩ @zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

:33< honestly, you're hired!!! here's the maid dress, hop to it!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

oh shit!!! thank you so much, i will put it on pronto! please let me know if there is anything else i need to do!

↩ @zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

:33< serve and slay meowt there o7

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

i will do my best! hehe. feel free to message me if you personally need any help with anything too!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

oh, or tag me in a post of course!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#maidposting #kittymaidcafe

:33< maid fact of the night! life is just always better with maids in it! come make your life better by visiting #kittymaidcafe tonight!!! #maidposting

Kult: +102

Kull: +70

Total: 172

Ratio: 1.46

Porrim Maryam

@glamorousAuspaciar[GA]

This feels like a trap. As if yo+u are waiting fo+r the maid-ly inclined to+ enter so+ yo+u can kill them.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

The Escort

@scornfulGallist[SG]

I Can Confirm This, Maids Are Great –xoxo

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

:33< 🫶 !!!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glamorousAuspaciar[GA]

:33< i would never!!! that's bad fur business :33< i can't guarant33 that @gallowsCalibratorr wouldnt do that tho

@gallowsCalibratorr

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Sokari Urvari

@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

Hmm...This shall be c.o°nsidered

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

:33< mmmmm that sucks!!! :33< great to know my security is flawless :3

Kull: +10

Total: 10

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

im literally normal wvith it! iwve got money and evwerything!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

:33< money you say.... :33< i suppose as long as mew are a paying customer and mew k33p your paws to yourself.... you may come in........

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

yippee yay yahoo yay yippee!

Kull: +10

Total: 10

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

1 WOULD N3V3R K1LL 4N 1NNOC3NT CUSTOM3R

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

:33< please put your paws together fur our newest maid, @timaeusPawstified !!

@timaeusPawstified

Kult: +52

Kull: +30

Total: 82

Ratio: 1.73

D --> What. Is that a human? Shouldn't you have run this by me ahead of time

↩ @equineVoid[EV]

:33< no no, he's a robot! no humans working here yet!

Lil' Hal #maidcafe

@timaeusPawstified[TP]

Wait. It says you're hiring butlers. I didn't have to wear this? Is it too late to change my uniform?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

D --> Hmm, understood. So long as he understands my position and role, I will treat him no differently from the rest of the team

↩ @timaeusPawstified[TP]

TOO L4T3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i am still looking to apply!

(OOC) 3 weeks ago

sighhh what ever happened to "yes and" in rp 😔

Kult: +54

Kull: +25

Total: 79

Ratio: 2.16

Nepeta Leijon

(OOC) 3 weeks ago

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

Tell me about it))

Kult: +5

Total: 5

roe ooc

(OOC) 3 weeks ago

@rowanBoat[RB]

((Sometimes hard to navigate the delicate balance of "yes and" vs everyone being entitled to control of their own characters. Generally speaking I just try to remember that if someone won't roll with what I've got going on I can just go play with someone else

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @rowanBoat[RB]

(OOC) 3 weeks ago

truth nuke!! i just wish it wasnt to the point they try to kinda shut it down in a sense or if you dont like what im doing, message me, ya know?//

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

roe ooc

(OOC) 3 weeks ago

@rowanBoat[RB]

((Nodnod. I get that I can also kinda understand tho if they're worried about a misunderstanding spinning out of control and wanna clarify where people can see. I'll say one nice thing about this userbase is it's been really easy to assume the best intentions w/ people. That's not always true in rp spaces, so it's pretty refreshing

Vixroy Altrom

@featherbeastOpponent[FO]

[Y]/N and / Y/[N] but are the essentials of improv. It's always anY/[N]ying when FLARP companions absolutely fail at these basic rules.

:33< the kitty maid cafe is purroud to announce that were collabing with #fightnight! :33< fur a limited time mew can recieve and fur33 punch from one of our lovely maids (or butlers!) with purrchase of our new sucker punch drink!

#fightnight

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

WH3N W4S TH1S 4NNOUNC3D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dirk Strider.

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

@timaeusTestified[TT]

@abjectDetermination

@abjectDetermination[AD]

Lmaooo ar3 w3? Im down for 2hit at th3 3v3nt, but id appr3ciat3 it if p3opl3 would g3t in contact with m3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy if you plan on po2ting up at th3 3v3nt ju2t 2o I know what2 going on Unl322 you did talk to him and hi2 a22 forgot to t3ll m3

@mercurialGeloscopy

↩ @abjectDetermination[AD]

YUNG JUGG

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAURP. I KINDA FW IT THOUGH MAIDS AT FIGHT NIGHT SOUNDS LIT. :o)

↩ @mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

@abjectDetermination[AD]

Y3ah that2 what im 2aying dawg h3ll y3ah I ju2t wanna know who w3 partn3ring with lmao

:33< hey everykitty! the maid cafe @gallowsCalibratorr and i work at is hiring!!! :33< please apply.... ;ww; :33< we are so painfully understaffed

@gallowsCalibratorr

Kult: +75

Kull: +60

Total: 135

Ratio: 1.25

Karama Golthi

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< i... i guess iM dOwN >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @electricPugilist[EP]

:33< uhmm i dont know what the money system was in your timeline but its above minimum wage and plus tips!!!

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

Raglim Sommit

@electricPugilist[EP]

<3-Caegers.-Also-I-don't-think-we-have-a-minimum-wage?

liked and followved keeping an eye on this post

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

:33< behave and pay my maids well *ac growls*

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

The Neetmaid (Aradia Megido OuO)

;)

@ascendedAnew[AA]

you really should have asked before i got my internship! wellll if its for my friends i can try picking up a shift or two even if ill probably have to experience them non-linearly so sorry if i do worse on my second day than on my first!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ascendedAnew[AA]

:33< that's okay!!! we accept all kind of help at the maid cafe :DD

where do i apply?

@alopecoidTenacity[AT]

^^Where do i sign up?^^

:33< working in a maid cafe is not fur the weak... :33< ... :33< do mew think that i could get some extra tips by showing some chest mound? #nsfw ish

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

4S MUCH 4S 1 H4T3 TO S4Y TH1S, 4BSOLUT3LY.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

:33< nya~ welcome home master! lets give mew seated and a menu! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad41bede2694.png #suggestive #nsfw ish? implied at least

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +107

Kull: +55

Total: 162

Ratio: 1.95

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

:33< *ac's eye twitches*

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

haha theres something in your eye there babygirl

Kult: +5

Total: 5

D --> Leijon. You have taken this position without me? I insist that I join you, attire and all D --> To ensure you remain safe from the horrendous sort, like Ampora, of course D --> I hold no alternative motives

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @equineVoid[EV]

:33< we could use security... and i do like spending time with my furrends!

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

D --> Oh. Solely a security role D --> This is fine, is there an individual who holds authority over the guards? Someone I would answer to

↩ @equineVoid[EV]

:33< uhm i mean i do run the cafe... hmm mew can answer to uh :33< whoever you want? and mew can wear the uniform too!

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

D --> Oh D --> Now I feel a little silly D --> It will be dual leadership then, between the two of us D --> You will maintain the economical side of things, while I ensure safety

↩ @equineVoid[EV]

:33< hell furreaking yes B33 :33< duo leadership fur the win!!!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

you look INCREDIBLE, holy shit terezi.

↩ @zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

meant to post this on a different post sorry. you also look amazing nepeta hehe.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

:33< a special little pic fur today ;33 #nsfw ish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cf27fd2a5ab5.jpg

Kult: +45

Kull: +5

Total: 50

Ratio: 9.00

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< YEAHHHH!!!! :33< thats what i like to s33!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

:33< no furreak posting tonight guys </3 i might be sick :(( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6f/e7/18/6fe718c6b0e8cb0ff889be3e35b06eb4.jpg

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Porrim Maryam

@glamorousAuspaciar[GA]

Feel better so+o+n, little Leijo+n.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glamorousAuspaciar[GA]

:33< thank mew purrim 😔

Kult: +2

Total: 2

(OOC) 1 month ago

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