nep 🐾 #maidcafe
@arsenicCatnxp
:33< nsfw sometimes!! tread w/caution! owner(...?) of the kitty maid cafe!
:33< due to recent events i... n33d to reclawcider some of my purrevious choices on my shipping chart... hmmmmmmmmm
:33< https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/af/89/10/af8910e3ddc940a4eb167a90a5170d66.jpg
what do y0u have for me? if im g0nna be on that thing id like tw0 know what the deal is.
:33< fur mew... uhmmmmm :33< oh j33z the ones fur mew are WAY old... back furom sgrub days.... :33< looks like i had mew fur potential kismesis with eridan, but also potential matesprits or meowrails with karkitty?? yikes !!
WHY does every0ne think i want two be pitch with that guy? i d0nt even think about him. and y0ure kind of right with kk actually. just a different quad.
:33< i mean congrats!!! im so happy fur mew!!!! totally not jealous even a litter bit!!!
sorry np. i d0nt want two make mew feel bad, legit. hey unrelated wh0s all working at the maid cafe.
:33< no worries!! im nawt that bothered by it, im just being silly :33 :33< also its uhmmmm!! me, hal, terezi and gamz33 as maids! equihiss is there too but hes security! :33< oh also some rando whos running social media i guess????
:33< my honkbeast is sooooooo cooked...
ohi am Sorryto h3ar thatyour honkb3aSt iSd3ad now S3(
:33< maid fact of the night! somekitty get meowt of here.. its purr chaos at #kittymaidcafe ...
i can cover for you with a timeline-displaced pseudo-clone of myself if you need.
:33< what if the #kittymaidcafe got its own badge....
:33< purroud to say that the #kittymaidcafe finally has its menu! #nsfw implied #maidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1810aeff3b85.png
oh my god @heartwiiredContrariian let's go here
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 ⨁𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓭-𝓐𝓽-𝓐𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
:33< i purromise we arent! we make sure everykitty is paid fairly and treated fairly! :33
:33< if you s33 meowtside smoking catnip in uniform, no mew don't :33< kitty's had a long day #maidposting #substance
:33< maid fact of the night! i love being a girl kisser, boy kisser and an everything inbetw33n kisser :33< it opens up the quadrant pool soooo much :33< limited time! a smooch furrom me with a purrchase of our mew #kittymaidcafe t33 shirts!
:33< this is my scent!! #myscent #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a9cca0c07da.jpg
:33< omg are we abo posting? :33< ahem i mean :33< abo themed limited time items at the #kittymaidcafe!!
:33< i nefur mean to start the trends i do :33< i shitpost and peopurr get into it or they dont
:33< should the #kittymaidcafe have an afterlight special? #nsfw implied
:33< maid fact of the night! i n33d some good bulge in me and a cigarette... #nsfw
still looking to submit an application! for the maid cafe job i mean. but also maybe uh, the subject of the post if you want that too? i don’t know.
:33< honestly, you're hired!!! here's the maid dress, hop to it!
oh shit!!! thank you so much, i will put it on pronto! please let me know if there is anything else i need to do!
i will do my best! hehe. feel free to message me if you personally need any help with anything too!
:33< maid fact of the night! life is just always better with maids in it! come make your life better by visiting #kittymaidcafe tonight!!! #maidposting
This feels like a trap. As if yo+u are waiting fo+r the maid-ly inclined to+ enter so+ yo+u can kill them.
I Can Confirm This, Maids Are Great –xoxo
:33< i would never!!! that's bad fur business :33< i can't guarant33 that @gallowsCalibratorr wouldnt do that tho
Hmm...This shall be c.o°nsidered
:33< mmmmm that sucks!!! :33< great to know my security is flawless :3
:33< money you say.... :33< i suppose as long as mew are a paying customer and mew k33p your paws to yourself.... you may come in........
:33< please put your paws together fur our newest maid, @timaeusPawstified !!
D --> What. Is that a human? Shouldn't you have run this by me ahead of time
Wait. It says you're hiring butlers. I didn't have to wear this? Is it too late to change my uniform?
D --> Hmm, understood. So long as he understands my position and role, I will treat him no differently from the rest of the team
sighhh what ever happened to "yes and" in rp 😔
truth nuke!! i just wish it wasnt to the point they try to kinda shut it down in a sense or if you dont like what im doing, message me, ya know?//
[Y]/N and / Y/[N] but are the essentials of improv. It's always anY/[N]ying when FLARP companions absolutely fail at these basic rules.
:33< the kitty maid cafe is purroud to announce that were collabing with #fightnight! :33< fur a limited time mew can recieve and fur33 punch from one of our lovely maids (or butlers!) with purrchase of our new sucker punch drink!
Lmaooo ar3 w3? Im down for 2hit at th3 3v3nt, but id appr3ciat3 it if p3opl3 would g3t in contact with m3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy if you plan on po2ting up at th3 3v3nt ju2t 2o I know what2 going on Unl322 you did talk to him and hi2 a22 forgot to t3ll m3
Y3ah that2 what im 2aying dawg h3ll y3ah I ju2t wanna know who w3 partn3ring with lmao
:33< hey everykitty! the maid cafe @gallowsCalibratorr and i work at is hiring!!! :33< please apply.... ;ww; :33< we are so painfully understaffed
:33< uhmm i dont know what the money system was in your timeline but its above minimum wage and plus tips!!!
:33< behave and pay my maids well *ac growls*
you really should have asked before i got my internship! wellll if its for my friends i can try picking up a shift or two even if ill probably have to experience them non-linearly so sorry if i do worse on my second day than on my first!
:33< working in a maid cafe is not fur the weak... :33< ... :33< do mew think that i could get some extra tips by showing some chest mound? #nsfw ish
4S MUCH 4S 1 H4T3 TO S4Y TH1S, 4BSOLUT3LY.
:33< nya~ welcome home master! lets give mew seated and a menu! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad41bede2694.png #suggestive #nsfw ish? implied at least
D --> Leijon. You have taken this position without me? I insist that I join you, attire and all D --> To ensure you remain safe from the horrendous sort, like Ampora, of course D --> I hold no alternative motives
D --> Oh. Solely a security role D --> This is fine, is there an individual who holds authority over the guards? Someone I would answer to
:33< uhm i mean i do run the cafe... hmm mew can answer to uh :33< whoever you want? and mew can wear the uniform too!
D --> Oh D --> Now I feel a little silly D --> It will be dual leadership then, between the two of us D --> You will maintain the economical side of things, while I ensure safety
meant to post this on a different post sorry. you also look amazing nepeta hehe.
:33< a special little pic fur today ;33 #nsfw ish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cf27fd2a5ab5.jpg
:33< YEAHHHH!!!! :33< thats what i like to s33!!!
:33< no furreak posting tonight guys </3 i might be sick :(( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6f/e7/18/6fe718c6b0e8cb0ff889be3e35b06eb4.jpg
