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@arsenicCatnxp

:33< nsfw sometimes!! tread w/caution! The Grand Highblood's lap cat

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:33< no furreak posting tonight guys </3 i might be sick :(( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6f/e7/18/6fe718c6b0e8cb0ff889be3e35b06eb4.jpg

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Feel better so+o+n, little Leijo+n.

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:33< thank mew purrim 😔

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------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------ Doomed Timeline Nepeta! Certified Freak Mostly #nsfw account!! (Will be tagged, but still, Minors DNI) Mun is an adult + multi-shipper! Very partial to: DaveNep - NepKat - GamNep - JadeNep I post art on Tumblr (@rabbitscrxtch) But if it relates, might post it here! Feel free to DM abt RP inquiries! I don't bite !! ------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------

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// Is it just me or is the desktop version for chittr shitting itself?

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALWAYS IS. ALWAYS HAHAS. ALWAYS WILL.

dawg i need my shit to LOAD!! IM ON LUNCH BREAK PLE JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE THING//

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// I mean like way more than usual, like blue screen kind of shitting itself

:33< https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e888c3c44dc.jpg

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:33< learned what sonic is figured i should try my paw at making an oc!! plz be nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a793aab53f3.png

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// art by me btw!! i didn't use a base, but i did purposefully do my best to make it look like i did LOL

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tis is so fuggin sick u hav no idea how hype this is

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:33< thank mew!!!! :DD

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that's so awesome...

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<!-- Awesome :D -->

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:33< *ac leans against a wall all cool and nonchalant* heyy uh any daves purrhaps wanna go s33 a movie together or something? *her tail twitches nervously*

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hell yeah im down for 8 crazy nights

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@stereoBro[SB]

:33< HELL YEAH!!

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fuck yeah dude lets have a movie night im here for it

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:33< WOO!! MOVIE NIGHT!!!!

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lets go daves (said in the lets go girls voice) pile in for a movie night at neps

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@stereoBro[SB]

RE: 8 CRAZY NIGHTS! this is what the story of human hanukkah is about i think. there was enough popcorn and soda for all 8 crazy nights

:33< troogle how to bag a human baddie?

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y/)u d/)nt

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B33 < can i get any further clawntext about the baddie in question

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:33< it may or may not be a dave...

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so first, you're gonna wanna find a good gimmick to your bullet patterns, mew~ Then if you blast them hard enough you can deplete their HP and bag them from there. like catching a Trollkémon, mew~ 💖✨

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:33< ✍️✍️✍️

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B33 < talk about mewsic and movies B33 < also just like give em time yknow B33 < a lot of daves n33d a minute to get used to affection

DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! im sure there's some kind of version of troll chloroform that would also work on humans. not sure what you'd call it to look it up though

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B33 < this ONLY works if they don't rage quit furst B33 < and dont neglect your HP or theyll be able to phase you too quick

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#😽 depending on what you have planned with them you can be extra rough with your bullet patterns and leave them on 1 HP. maybe threaten to knock out that last pathetic hitpoint unless they do exactly as you say, mew~ 💖✨

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:33< [A video pops up of Nepeta that starts off with her stepping back from the camera wearing only a form fitting shirt. "so i saw a jade on here do this and thought mayb333333 mew guys would like to s33 my take!" She giggles to herself, tail flicking with delight. Her hand trails down, fingers tracing her nook as her ch33ks flush a light Olive gr33n. A small rumble comes from her and you could swear that she was purring as she slowly coaxed out her bulge that wraps around her fingers, already slick. "h33h33, tadaaa~!" The video ends with her reaching for the camera with her fr33 hand.] #nsfw #nsfwe

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*everybody liked this* #nsfw

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holy fuck, mew~ 💖✨

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Yo+u're so+ cute, it's almo+st Ridiculo+us ho+w ho+t yo+u are o+n to+p o+f that. Go+o+d wo+rk, little Leijo+n.

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:33< h33h33! i do my best X33

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:33< COLONAL SASSACRE MEOW TOO?????? WHY ARE THE HUMAN LUSII FOLLOWING ME IM JUST A FURREAK

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Hoo hoo!

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:33< uh oh... mr egbert followed me... i dont want to scare off somekitty's lusus by #nsfw posting o__o""

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:33 < nefur repress ur instincts >;33c

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as long as you tag your posts i am certain he will be respectful and avert his fatherly eyes as needed.

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I wouldn't worry about, kitty's gotta play sometimes right?

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:33< TRUTH!!

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:33< i sure hope so 33':

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:33< true dat ;33

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Good kitty

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:33< k33p complimenting me like that and ill cum #nsfw

:33< someone should put me on the big scr33n #nsfw ? purrhaps https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6a15953fc47.jpg

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WOW!! :O

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yeah i agree

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Chittr i2 h3aling..

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:33< to those on the fence on #selfcest hear meowt :33< who would know how to please mew and what your kinks are better than yourself? #nsfw

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u fukin get it #based

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YALL ARE LIFE SAVERS THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO EDIT A POST !!!!!!!! okay back to your regularly scheduled freakpeta posting (again that is my bad yall)

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if it helps it was at least a nice view! glad you fixed it though.

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// fuck my stupid baka life </3 sorry yall i swear i tagged my last post 😭😭😭

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if you go to your profile, you can edit the post! it'll appear beside ur username for each chitt.

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MAD APPRECIATE YOU

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:33< you find me like this what do mew do? >//ww//< #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f53b779e97c6.jpg

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how?? i cant seem to figure it out </3 (i dont see an edit button)

On the original post, you should see this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/311576e21d20.png

OH!!! OMG THANK YOU!!!

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If you mean you can't click on the original post, just hit "0 minutes ago" at the top.

:33< which cat tho >w> #nsfw

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:33< eh33h33!! >///<

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:33< oh fuck yeah!! i could go fur a snack :33

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;o)

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Why don't you sit on my lap and find out #nsfw

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:33< yessir yessir! X33 #nsfw

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:33< i f33l like i havent furreak posted enough today.... more to come soon ;33 #nsfw

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B33c

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real

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Let that flag fly, little Leijo+n.

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:33< YES MA'AM IT WILL FLY LOUD AND PURROUD!!

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:33< who up furreakin their shit #nsfw

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me #nsfw

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always ;))))

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\></ #nsfw

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@dStrides[DS]

:33< hell furreaking yeah 😎🤜🤛

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:33< hate bot more like furreak bot 😝 #nsfw

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HELL YEAH.

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:33< currently listening to hands up! - 6arelyhuman :33< sighhh yearning fur the clurb #nsfw ? tread w caution ig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAqzpzsNpfY&list=RDhAqzpzsNpfY&start_radio=1

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we should be at the cluuurrrbbb #partyHard mew~ 💖✨

:33< #REAL !!!

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:33< daily motivational post :33< dont furget to be the reason someone says "why are you like this..." :33< be cringe be fr33

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youre so right i need to get worse

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:33< TRUTH!!!

:33< sighhh im getting sl33py good light everybody time to take a big fat nap in the grand highbloods lap uwwu

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