nep 🐾 #maidcafe
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:33< nsfw sometimes!! tread w/caution! ❤️: empty ♦️: empty ♠️: empty ♣️: empty :33< #1 equihiss fan
:33< i f33l it only appurropriate to post myself flexing since i asked fur others flexing lol https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c31a21fc63f.png
:33< gosh it would be sooooo awful if people replied with them flexing their meowscles... i would just soooooo hate to s33 purretty people flexing :33< *ac bats her eyes innocently*
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b776dd7583d8.png
:33< YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! i mean- *ahem* oh nyoooo how horrible exactly what i didn't want in my replies! t33h33
:33< could be me and somekitty but they all be playing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/865aa26ce73f.jpg
:33< hang on, i know how to pull bitches :33< *ac gets on her paws and kn33s* :33< PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE P<EASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS PLESA PLEAS PLESAE PLESAE PLESSE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sigh. another olive was able to pull me this way
Smooth. Unfortunately the failwoman is also appealing as a fellow failwoman
:33< clawfession time.... i kind of ditched the maid cafe beclaws i took up a side gig of talking about my fav quadrant pairings on late light tv
moving up in the world? does it pay better at least?
:33< looking fur despuurate- i mean hot cattrolls in your area? look no further uwwu #suggestive ?
:33< i am TIRED of purretending that the zahhaks arent fine as furreak !!! equihiss and horuss (and their ancestor counterparts) can get it!!!
:33< due to recent events i... n33d to reclawcider some of my purrevious choices on my shipping chart... hmmmmmmmmm
:33< https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/af/89/10/af8910e3ddc940a4eb167a90a5170d66.jpg
what do y0u have for me? if im g0nna be on that thing id like tw0 know what the deal is.
:33< fur mew... uhmmmmm :33< oh j33z the ones fur mew are WAY old... back furom sgrub days.... :33< looks like i had mew fur potential kismesis with eridan, but also potential matesprits or meowrails with karkitty?? yikes !!
WHY does every0ne think i want two be pitch with that guy? i d0nt even think about him. and y0ure kind of right with kk actually. just a different quad.
:33< i mean congrats!!! im so happy fur mew!!!! totally not jealous even a litter bit!!!
sorry np. i d0nt want two make mew feel bad, legit. hey unrelated wh0s all working at the maid cafe.
:33< no worries!! im nawt that bothered by it, im just being silly :33 :33< also its uhmmmm!! me, hal, terezi and gamz33 as maids! equihiss is there too but hes security! :33< oh also some rando whos running social media i guess????
:33< my honkbeast is sooooooo cooked...
:33< thank mew.... it truly is tragic...
:33< maid fact of the night! somekitty get meowt of here.. its purr chaos at #kittymaidcafe ...
i can cover for you with a timeline-displaced pseudo-clone of myself if you need.
:33< what if the #kittymaidcafe got its own badge....
:33< purroud to say that the #kittymaidcafe finally has its menu! #nsfw implied #maidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1810aeff3b85.png
oh my god @heartwiiredContrariian let's go here
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 ⨁𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓭-𝓐𝓽-𝓐𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
:33< i purromise we arent! we make sure everykitty is paid fairly and treated fairly! :33
:33< if you s33 meowtside smoking catnip in uniform, no mew don't :33< kitty's had a long day #maidposting #substance
:33< maid fact of the night! i love being a girl kisser, boy kisser and an everything inbetw33n kisser :33< it opens up the quadrant pool soooo much :33< limited time! a smooch furrom me with a purrchase of our mew #kittymaidcafe t33 shirts!
:33< this is my scent!! #myscent #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a9cca0c07da.jpg
:33< omg are we abo posting? :33< ahem i mean :33< abo themed limited time items at the #kittymaidcafe!!
:33< i nefur mean to start the trends i do :33< i shitpost and peopurr get into it or they dont
:33< should the #kittymaidcafe have an afterlight special? #nsfw implied
:33< maid fact of the night! i n33d some good bulge in me and a cigarette... #nsfw
still looking to submit an application! for the maid cafe job i mean. but also maybe uh, the subject of the post if you want that too? i don’t know.
:33< honestly, you're hired!!! here's the maid dress, hop to it!
oh shit!!! thank you so much, i will put it on pronto! please let me know if there is anything else i need to do!
i will do my best! hehe. feel free to message me if you personally need any help with anything too!
:33< maid fact of the night! life is just always better with maids in it! come make your life better by visiting #kittymaidcafe tonight!!! #maidposting
This feels like a trap. As if yo+u are waiting fo+r the maid-ly inclined to+ enter so+ yo+u can kill them.
I Can Confirm This, Maids Are Great –xoxo
:33< i would never!!! that's bad fur business :33< i can't guarant33 that @gallowsCalibratorr wouldnt do that tho
Hmm...This shall be c.o°nsidered
:33< mmmmm that sucks!!! :33< great to know my security is flawless :3
:33< money you say.... :33< i suppose as long as mew are a paying customer and mew k33p your paws to yourself.... you may come in........
:33< please put your paws together fur our newest maid, @timaeusPawstified !!
D --> What. Is that a human? Shouldn't you have run this by me ahead of time
Wait. It says you're hiring butlers. I didn't have to wear this? Is it too late to change my uniform?
D --> Hmm, understood. So long as he understands my position and role, I will treat him no differently from the rest of the team