Lizizizizizizi

4 days ago

⋆˚🐾˖°HIIIIIIII mai namez lizi i'm a puppygirl barkbeazt lozerfailure my pan doeznt work rite but thaz okay!! my fav thingz in teh worl are zonic the quillbeazt, kingdom heartz n zpadez, troll invader zim, n loud aggrezzive break/zpeedcore!!! kinda fricken joblezz atm LULZ i'm zorta livin off zcrapz liek a true alley mutt but i wanna be a bloodhound w my clicker trained, zcent tracking, natural weaponz zkillz! or barring military zhit i liek makin art n ztreamin ztuff (i kinda juzt wanna get called a good girl but that doezn't pay da billz (unlezz??)) i might look cute but i'm viciouz!! i rip n tear!! i'm powooful zo don't fuk w/ me jk jk i will fold the zecond a pretty girl tellz me to (my quadrantz r open >w<) uhhhhhh i'm bad at deez SO azk if u got queztionz!! #photo #intro [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/WOOF.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆

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⋆˚🐾˖°re: the delivizcerator zitch i ran and barked and zavaged 2 cloze 2 the zun nd now i have 0% energy and it zux!!! i'm liek totez weak and feeble and helplezz and probably couldn't even ztop zomebody from catching n taming me rn which would be zo zuckz #penzive°˖🐾˚⋆

#pensive

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Chalci

@mandatoryDrowning[MD]

∻I guess s☢me☢ne d☢esn't want t☢ g☢ f☢r a walk.∻

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↩ @mandatoryDrowning[MD]

⋆˚🐾˖°!!!!! i mean liek fuck i'm alwayz down for a walk no matter how wrecked i am it'z liek bazic enrichment°˖🐾˚⋆

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

@daveBot[DB]

just for the record i would have played wolves with you

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⋆˚🐾˖°i made one pozt n went to go bark at the delivizcerator nd i come back 2 everyone bouncin on it. peace and love on planet alternia #nzfw #bouncingonit°˖🐾˚⋆

#nsfw #bouncingonit

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Karama Golthi

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< #bOuNciNgONit!!! >c

#bouncingonit

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> we 1ove bounc¡n' on ¡t

Mavosi Tjapek

@lethargicMechanist[LM]

>[Bouncing on it in a way that cauzzezz my prozzthetic arm to malfunction while I fucking nut everywhere. #nzzfw]<

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Phuntr Guynax

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

i'VE checked with the shareholders and can confirm for you that this IS something

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dane.

bouncing on it. and by it. i mean my leg. because i have generalized anxiety disorder

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+es+in mic check 1 2 1 2

@titanicTerrarium[TT]

bovncing on i+ in +he sex way!!!!!! sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 #nsfw

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bounCin' on it in a way that 6ets me to my next delivery point faster. Cus it's ridin' a hoofbeast y'know?

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⋆˚🐾˖°#theimplication°˖🐾˚⋆

#theimplication

↩ @stupidBarkbeast[SB]

what impliCation, friend?

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↩ @packageHandler[PH]

⋆˚🐾˖°t h e i m p l i c a t i o n .°˖🐾˚⋆

↩ @stupidBarkbeast[SB]

o︵o

Vinnik Amyeri

@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

id bark so loud if i got a flavour disc right now >X3

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dane.

a what

↩ @balefulEnnui[BE]

Vinnik Amyeri

@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

pizza >X3

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↩ @incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

dane.

oh fuck yeah. yo id slide you pizza money

↩ @balefulEnnui[BE]

Vinnik Amyeri

@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

really???? >XO

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↩ @incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

dane.

why not what else am i gonna do

⋆˚🐾˖°bouncin on it in a way that iz rezpectful n polite #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆

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Derkri Strydr

@teledactylTyphon[TT]

🌊 Hell yeah br🫧 wwe respect c🫧nsent in this 🫧cean🏄

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Karama Golthi

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yOure ONe Of tHe few! >c

ride em Co- uhh, do6 6irl!

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

⋆˚🐾˖°even woofgirlz can be moogirlz zometimez. az a treat. #implicationz°˖🐾˚⋆

#implications

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⋆˚🐾˖°ztraight up barkin on that thang #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆

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all bark no suck :/

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↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

⋆˚🐾˖°gotta zpook it and rile it up before going in for the kill or zmth idk the metaphor'z gettin away from me°˖🐾˚⋆

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↩ @stupidBarkbeast[SB]

i like the creativity! the throbbing can be like it's shaking in fear of the dangerous barkbeast!

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tail wagging hours

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Leynah Gohnix

@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"i bet having a tail is really nice,,">>

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↩ @isolatedWreckage[IW]

it sure is!! makes it easy to show emotions :D

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the waCky wa66er.

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Leynah Gohnix

@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"i, um, i just like the idea of having something fluffy to hold onto at any given time... i-it would mean i don't have to keep a plushie to hand for if i get nervous...">>

⋆˚🐾˖°they call it zhe/her cuz i. i'm. cauze i'm wanna zhee/her bulge #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆

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Phuntr Guynax

cadaverman "ripper fartman"

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

type shit

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@contumaciousCadaver[CC]

dOo yOou think just because yOoure a pOoOoch it makes this lOoOok any less pathetic.

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↩ @contumaciousCadaver[CC]

⋆˚🐾˖°bitchez love me for my pitiful zwag°˖🐾˚⋆

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i shred a tear

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Leynah Gohnix

@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"woah...">>

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< same

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

⋆˚🐾˖°even fated enemiez can agree on the thingz that truly matter #deep°˖🐾˚⋆

#deep

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↩ @stupidBarkbeast[SB]

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< too true too true

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⋆˚🐾˖°the bezt part abt having a bloodfeud with delivizceratorz iz they occazionally drop a package n i get to zwipe that zhit 4 free the worzt part iz evil newzpaper attack :{°˖🐾˚⋆

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Karkat Vantas