Lizizizizizizi
@stupidBarkbeast
i'm liek if a barkbeazt wuz a girl Lizizi Vilkas - she/they/ puppygirl pervert i bark when pretty gurlz tell me 2 ˚ ⋅૮₍ › ˕ ‹ ₎ა ⋅˚⋅ dm'z r opennnn i'm juzt abzent minded
⋆˚🐾˖°HIIIIIIII mai namez lizi i'm a puppygirl barkbeazt lozerfailure my pan doeznt work rite but thaz okay!! my fav thingz in teh worl are zonic the quillbeazt, kingdom heartz n zpadez, troll invader zim, n loud aggrezzive break/zpeedcore!!! kinda fricken joblezz atm LULZ i'm zorta livin off zcrapz liek a true alley mutt but i wanna be a bloodhound w my clicker trained, zcent tracking, natural weaponz zkillz! or barring military zhit i liek makin art n ztreamin ztuff (i kinda juzt wanna get called a good girl but that doezn't pay da billz (unlezz??)) i might look cute but i'm viciouz!! i rip n tear!! i'm powooful zo don't fuk w/ me jk jk i will fold the zecond a pretty girl tellz me to (my quadrantz r open >w<) uhhhhhh i'm bad at deez SO azk if u got queztionz!! #photo #intro [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/WOOF.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°zo ur neva gonna believe thiz rite but liek zo there'z thiz duck, right n he walkz up to the lemonade ztand°˖🐾˚⋆
NO WA1!! duz h3 4sk 4 grapeZ!?? XDD
⋆˚🐾˖°would ya believe it he do°˖🐾˚⋆
xD!!!
no he doesn't?! how's that even possible?!!?? you're lying!!
⋆˚🐾˖°i tell only truthz look it up u wont beliv ur eyez°˖🐾˚⋆
omg wait i see it!!! holy shit he's actually waddling up to the man running the stand?!!??? what's he gonna sa- omg......
•●•THƐ FUCKING BÆRKBƐÆST CÆMƐ BÆCK ÆND PISSƐD ON THƐ BUSH SHƐ SƐT ON FIRƐ. I'VƐ NƐVƐR FƐLT THƐ NƐƐD TO CULL ÆNOTHƐR INDIVIDUÆL SO BÆDLY.•●•
ohno S3(
⋆˚🐾˖°lol lmao°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°EHEHEHEHE GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST FUCKO°˖🐾˚⋆
Armpits #NNsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Qu!ckly! ! need your sSSSweaty bush on my face or elsSSSse someth!ng crazy w!ll happen! Don’t assk quest!onsSSs just do !t! #nsSsfw꠹
⋆˚🐾˖°evil girlz treatin me liek dirt & zpitting on me zend chitt #nzfw #WOOF°˖🐾˚⋆
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! have connect!ons…꠹
Yo+u seem like my favo+rite kind o+f tro+ll. Do+ co+nsider reaching o+ut so+metime.
⋆˚🐾˖°...maybe I will @w@°˖🐾˚⋆
I lo+o+k fo+rward to+ it.
⋆˚🐾˖°if u zee me wearing a collar u can juzt clip a leazh and take me for walkiez. and. take me home and domezticate me and train me into being a proper pet. and alzo ztep on me. #nzfw #overzharing°˖🐾˚⋆
Noted. And Will Do If Seen –xoxo
⋆˚🐾˖°i uhm uh yeahthatzoundzgood WOOF. @w@°˖🐾˚⋆
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა honestly I'm the same way except that I prefer someone else to put the collar on me ૮⸝⸝>.<⸝⸝ა so I can't wear one all the time #nsfw #suggestive Ი𐑼
I'm Glad It Does, Puppy –xoxo
i hear you loud and clear
•●•cænnot imæginɛ for thɛ lifɛ of mɛ just doing thæt... you rɛælly do hævɛ no sɛnsɛ of shæmɛ, do you?•●•
:33 < i yearn to be tamed and leashed :33 < and to kiss and lick at a big bulge :00 < nsfw :00 < yearning
⋆˚🐾˖°look i'm p zure trollz phyzically cant get preggerz w/out zum magic mumbo jumbo (n i DEFINITELY can't) but i'm ztill gunna beg u 2 breedz me >w> #nzfw #breeding #itzabarkbeaztthingok°˖🐾˚⋆
8=8 > not trying hard enough
⋆˚🐾˖°TRUUUUU°˖🐾˚⋆
my sense of smell is super strong, which means i can sniff out if someone is fertile or not from 2 miles away. it's really handy but sometimes i'll be out with a friend and suddenly my head turns in the direction of someone's smell and i take off with no warning #nsfw
either get bred or let me go breed! your choice, jade
well if it's for the sake of others i guess i can accept my fate :/
whhaaat? no jade!!! you're only supposed to do it because you want to :(
woah!!! you *are* wagging your tail what the!!
i mean im mostly content with it :/
"mostly content" is not good enough! i'm not gonna fuck u unless u want it jade :(
its like the island its just a thing i need to do for everyone else i think i can find joy it it even if its not something i want :)
wag wag :O
#thickerthursday cant hear pe0ple bitching in your sp0ngeclots with tw0 pillows wrapped ar0und them. #nsfw #suggestive https://64.media.tumblr.com/df52035ebb7c9f48e89277bc920f8a08/ec333c7d22644753-0c/s1280x1920/f483c1094d0da97fa5183ccf4a0187bdbfad2074.png
in(redibl7 based. i just walked into a wall
⋆˚🐾˖°RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°SIIIGHH. hot evil girlz ztepping on me forever #nzfw #yearning°˖🐾˚⋆
c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH >c
⋆˚🐾˖°if that perv wuz a girl i'd let em take advantage n ruin me but we're not ready 4 that convo #nzfw #vaguepozting #ihavelowztandardz°˖🐾˚⋆
so lemme introduce you to a lil something called inside thoughts
⋆˚🐾˖°u hav thoughtz that ztay IN ur head??°˖🐾˚⋆
do better
surprisingly enough for a strider i got hella filter up in this bitch
⋆˚🐾˖°okay!! i'm gonna go kizz women and girlz zloppy ztyle°˖🐾˚⋆
hell yeah girl. cronus ampora respects vwlwv.
:33< cant help being a purrfurt and cr33p! :33< #nsfw
:33< ch33rs to that!
Jusŧ īn ŧīme før #fuckfrīđay , Ī jusŧ sø happeneđ ŧø geŧ my mīŧs øn a parŧīcułarły eager anđ energeŧīc barkbeasŧ... She became raŧher wełł-behaɣeđ afŧer enøugh "persuasīøn". She eɣen łeŧ me geŧ a pīcŧure øf øur sessīøn ŧøgeŧher. Such a gøøđ gīrł 🧡 #nsfw hŧŧps://fīłe.garđen/ađ5GØ9føFØkAW8K_/gøøđgīrł.png~§~
⋆˚🐾˖°...WOOF.°˖🐾˚⋆
oh..... wow. invite me next time if yyou need some spare hands to handle that cute thing, mayybe? respectfullyy!
Ī wīłł đefīnīŧeły keep īŧ īn mīnđ! Can neɣer haɣe enøugh capabłe hanđs īn ŧhe øł' hīɣe ɣassałagebłøc~~§~
⋆˚🐾˖°me after 1 faygo: thiz zhit aint nuthin!!! me ten minutz l8r: fugggg i want a highblood 2 put me on a leazh #nzfw #faygo°˖🐾˚⋆
our sacred elixir is noT To be used in such a way, buT go wild I guess sis. :o)
faygo juSt MakeS Me Sleepy iDk what'S up with you lol woulD 🪢happily🪢 put you on a leaSh regarDleSS of SuBStanceS though
⋆˚🐾˖°don FUKK wit me i'm VICIOUSSS!!!!! >X3 [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/warning.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
YOOOO dId YOU tag that!? Thats sOme sIck skIll, YO, FFOr realz!
⋆˚🐾˖°i WISH lolz my tagz r lame thiz iz 1 i found°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°it'z #FURSONAFRIDAY the friday where you make yourzelf a furzona°˖🐾˚⋆
:33< my fursona could beat up mewre fursona >:((
<d3rlord3> I see, how does one even decide on an animal though?
⋆˚🐾˖°juzt pick one that you really liek! or one that you feel reprezentz u and ur intereztz. mine iz a barkbeazt that'z alzo part devil°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°WRONG!!!°˖🐾˚⋆
:33< no im right im always right fucksull mcbloodmurder would win!!!
#Substances W)(o wants a )(it from t)(e mlp joint glub )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/5ykDB)(Ms/Screens)(ot-20260506-104122.png
i wish a pretty lady would call me a good girl right about now :O
<<"r-real and true...">>
>>| wish .a muscular guy praised with words such .as "cute" .and "boy".
evil :c
relatable
well i hope you have a lady to call you a good girl :)
I, however, do my best to fight Faustian Contracts and have recorded it to send your way.
woah!! thank you rose :D
Anytime, Jade.
you deserve kindness random troll on the internet :)
doggirl wants 2 b called good grl? i kno thts right
you can just say me hehe :P
hehehe ^q^