♥ liked by @stupidBarkbeast
it also helps if you're wearing lipstick!
omg wait i see it!!! holy shit he's actually waddling up to the man running the stand?!!??? what's he gonna sa- omg......
#nsfw #nsfwe unquirk t0 view as always its been t00 l0ng since ive freakradia p0sted
Armpits #NNsfw
Yo+u seem like my favo+rite kind o+f tro+ll. Do+ co+nsider reaching o+ut so+metime.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Qu!ckly! ! need your sSSSweaty bush on my face or elsSSSse someth!ng crazy w!ll happen! Don’t assk quest!onsSSs just do !t! #nsSsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! have connect!ons…꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mmm sweaty bush… #nsfw꠹
No. I am telling you multiple ants farm, actively.
Test 1: Attached is a photograph of myself. Those interested, please tell me what else there is to the image other than that I am pictured in it. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1815/453e4718046d073d64dd68e7e72a66f7.jpeg #nsfw - Dr. Rose Lalonde-Maryam, Ph.D
Test 2: Attached is a highly modified, abstract pattern. Those interested, please tell me if any words or images appear to you. #nsfw - Dr. Rose Lalonde-Maryam, Ph.D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66fbdb932aff.png
Hypothesis: If I post a picture of my work boots, then people will reply with extreme levels of paraphilic lust. Modified Hypothesis: If I even SUGGEST that I will do so, then people will reply pleading me to do so. #nsfwe #nsfw - Dr. Rose Lalonde-Maryam, Ph.D
i hear you loud and clear
I'm Glad It Does, Puppy –xoxo
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა honestly I'm the same way except that I prefer someone else to put the collar on me ૮⸝⸝>.<⸝⸝ა so I can't wear one all the time #nsfw #suggestive Ი𐑼
Noted. And Will Do If Seen –xoxo
it took a month or two to figure out how but i cracked the code and have since been going crazy with the troll breeding!
8=8 > not trying hard enough
my sense of smell is super strong, which means i can sniff out if someone is fertile or not from 2 miles away. it's really handy but sometimes i'll be out with a friend and suddenly my head turns in the direction of someone's smell and i take off with no warning #nsfw
:33< im thinking about how badly i n33d some #girlbulge in meow right nyow... :33< #nsfw
8=8 > i could deadass faceBARK you #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Deep tongue k!SsssSSS!ng a g!rl wh!le sshe mumblesSs purra!sesSSSs and lets you feel up her chessst #nsfw #yur!꠹
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a09843111e37.png #nsfw #nsfwe goddammit not this bullshit again
#thickerthursday cant hear pe0ple bitching in your sp0ngeclots with tw0 pillows wrapped ar0und them. #nsfw #suggestive https://64.media.tumblr.com/df52035ebb7c9f48e89277bc920f8a08/ec333c7d22644753-0c/s1280x1920/f483c1094d0da97fa5183ccf4a0187bdbfad2074.png
c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH >c
B33 < *stares at mew with beautiful feline eyes* https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetanoshades.png
yeah!!! socks are way more comfy! and also the freedom that you can move around your toes with is so much nicer
Update. It appears that there are people who want to be put in the maid outfit. Instead, I will reward kind uses who wish for it with the maid outfit and will update Rule 2. 2. Anyone who is mean to me on Chittr will have their Mii shaved bald.
:33< cant help being a purrfurt and cr33p! :33< #nsfw
i just saw the most beautiful butterfly! here i got a video of it! you guys have to see #nsfw *attached is a video which depicts anything but a butterfly. it's a phone recording from a dark room, seemingly jade's bedroom. the first few frame are of pitch black, vague shapes hiding in the darkness unable to be read until the phone's flash is turned on. jade's towering bulge is revealed, wearing a thick layer of its own pre cum that glistens from in the light. the oversized 15 inch god tier cock throbs and pulsates in jade's hand as it slowly traverses up and down the shaft, unable to wrap around its girth. jade's impulsive mutterings of "oh god... f-fuck.... ngh" soundtrack the slow stroking for the two minute runtime before the video ends.* it's really cool that the wings are different colours! i don't think i've seen that happen before :P
i have a little pillow that i rest my balls on when i get back from work :B #nsfw
I SUPPORT KLK (killer x killer) LUVROM AND HATEROM
xoxo Z0m3 pp1 r11y dr3zz 1ik3 th3 b1unt that g3tz pazz3d ar0und at a party #zubztanc3z xoxo
haD a 🪢lovely🪢 tiMe with My Beautiful paleSuB @aSkewarcheologiSt <> httpS://file.garDen/aptq6_7Myckwrfzh/paleBonDage.png #nSfw
our sacred elixir is noT To be used in such a way, buT go wild I guess sis. :o)
faygo juSt MakeS Me Sleepy iDk what'S up with you lol woulD 🪢happily🪢 put you on a leaSh regarDleSS of SuBStanceS though
feet pics
▲im fucking drowning in bottoms holy shit▼ #nsfw
:33< sigh thinking about having someone else think fur meow... in a mind clawntrol sorta way in a sexy way... :33< sigh :33< #nsfw #nsfwe kidna
So you're new to this block, welcome to the ride of your life Just keep away and your life will be pleasant, you'll find Some secrets are best let go (So stop knocking on my damn front door) I'll find you and I'll kick you out of sight For you see, as much as I look like I've got stuff left for you My house is not a place to steal all my clues I know you're new here (But you should think twice before you come near) I'm smarter than your average neighbor too (I don't care what you do) … Don't step into my house Because you can just tiptoe quiet as a mouse (Don't fool around) … Hello, I'm your neighbor, goodbye, I'll see you later This place was not for you to look and see, take it from me Hello, you're in danger, good riddance to your behavior You may think I'm the devil and I wish your lives in peril Let me spell this out for you, I'm just your neighbor Now get out … Where are you now? Play hide and seek But I'll always find you out, now get out You're a nuisance to my plans Now get out (Now get out) … So my house is huge, yeah, it's two-thousand feet high This does not give you the right to provoke what's behind I keep myself away (So there's no right reason for you to say) That a sneak peek of my building is defined For you see, I've had more tremors than your soul needs to know Your curiosity will make you my foe My love was always there (Until some mad man gave me despair) Now please get off my lawn or I will show (Don't make me explode) … Don't step into my house Because you can just tiptoe quiet as a mouse (Don't fool around) … Hello, I'm your neighbor, goodbye, I'll see you later This place was not for you to look and see, take it from me Hello, you're in danger, good riddance to your behavior You may think I'm the devil and I wish your lives in peril Let me spell this out for you, I'm just your neighbor Now get out … Where are you now? Play hide and seek But I'll always find you out, now get out You're a nuisance to my plans Now get out … You think I don't know where you are, my boy? You don't think I know? My cameras are always watching So you best keep your tushie prepared I'm ready to knock some sense into you Haven't you heard? Be kind to your neighbor Read a damn book or something … Keep away, stay away (La, la-la-la) Take your head out of the clouds (La, la-la-la) You're getting closer to the door You don't wanna know, just go Don't go right down to the basement so low … So you've found it Are you happy with yourself? You nosy little f- I told you not to look And you're scarred I told you, you wouldn't get far (Get out of my house) … Hello, I'm your neighbor, goodbye, I'll see you later This place was not for you to look and see, take it from me Hello, you're in danger, good riddance to your behavior You may think I'm the devil and I wish your lives in peril Let me spell this out for you, I'm just your neighbor Now get out … Where are you now? Play hide and seek But I'll always find you out, now get out You're a nuisance to my plans Now get out … You're a nuisance to my plans Get out of my house
#Substances W)(o wants a )(it from t)(e mlp joint glub )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/5ykDB)(Ms/Screens)(ot-20260506-104122.png
i wish a pretty lady would call me a good girl right about now :O
doggirl wants 2 b called good grl? i kno thts right
c< ....i liKe 2 be aspHyxiated, i tHiNK #Nsfw #KiNKs #tecNicallyNO2versHariNgyOuasKed >c
∻B☢uncing ☢n it in a way that makes his vitals g☢ critical. #nsfw∻
i feel like some of you might need some blinkies so im sharing sum w/ yall https://i.ibb.co/rKhYjf9Y/tumblr-5f672f3ee2d09c6025e2af9a21b3a73e-20e99029-400.gif https://i.ibb.co/spxjkZft/tumblr-c9866be81498de05e3c727f5dfe4300c-47ffdcf9-250.gif https://i.ibb.co/GQTm6Kht/tumblr-a5b6d35bc8b1c89e64033355ccba4b79-43e1820e-250.gif https://i.ibb.co/whDCjJb6/tumblr-fc1ec7da4d22dfba3888cc17b74533b6-9d49ef68-250.gif https://i.ibb.co/WvLq1dpy/tumblr-fc04d4e90320e587e85c64d3211047b3-26ad1d02-250.gif hopefully theyll show up idk its always a bit of a gamble with this website
:33< mew gotta be a fureak about SOMETHING!
:33< shuuuuuut uppppppp!!!! :33< >:((
:33< hmm clawnflicted how i f33l on this one :33< its mew so <3< but its #girlbulge so <3 :33< mew get both this time
c< Hell tHe fucK yes!!!! ONe Of us, ONe Of us, ONe Of us, ONe Of us #girlbulge, #Nsfw >c
hehehehehe you're silly!! anyways pull you pants down like now please
yay!!!! okay this might hurt a little though!!!! :D
everyone went to sleep as soon as i went out looking for someone to breed with so now i'm just walking around alone with my throbbing bulge out like an idiot :P #nsfw
hTtPs://mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/iEdIrErRtXiAaAa1/TeSt-sPrAy.wEbP
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
:33< #girlbulge!!! :33< #nsfw
i am running out of ideas for these day things #softsaturday https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/670/f9d829efb9c05d9de125842e35b70ed3.png?14195017 #nsfw
Jusŧ īn ŧīme før #fuckfrīđay , Ī jusŧ sø happeneđ ŧø geŧ my mīŧs øn a parŧīcułarły eager anđ energeŧīc barkbeasŧ... She became raŧher wełł-behaɣeđ afŧer enøugh "persuasīøn". She eɣen łeŧ me geŧ a pīcŧure øf øur sessīøn ŧøgeŧher. Such a gøøđ gīrł 🧡 #nsfw hŧŧps://fīłe.garđen/ađ5GØ9føFØkAW8K_/gøøđgīrł.png~§~
There's one F... would our favourite fujoshi perhaps grace us with the other~? -vμ
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
oh to us3 som3on3s f4c3 4s 4 s34t. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA GET LIKE SOME KINDA MUTHAHAFUCKING PLAQUE OR SOME SHIT THAHAT SAYS "I T.K.O.'D SAXTON HAHALE" AND HAHANG THAHAT SHIT UP IN MY RESPITEBLOCK. :o) #fightnight
Saving yoour nudes soo i can blackmail yoou all later
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [FUCK. Fuck that guy was terrifying. Jesus. What the fuck. What the fuck? I c0uldn't even see him pr0perly despite my eyes being wide 0pen. Fuck. I wished I g0t paid f0r this.] © SBURB 2009
Can I make it sound like an industrial factory with all the "clanks"? #NSFW
SECRET MOSS: POBICO HAS SPENT ALL SWEEP CṴLTIVATING IT NOW: YOṴ MAY SEE IT HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFNWHT6TPXBX7FJB/IMG_2560.JPEG
Would any of you fuck a robot? …I ask on behalf of a friend, of course. #NSFW
I seem to have become rather carried away with my recent upgrades—though, I suppose, desperate times do call for rather desperate measures. (This isn't staying on for long). {Artist: breeoche} #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/sample_8506b65bd553df7d47f4a574ee0dfb7f.jpg
A ‘woof’ to you as well, Madam.
Not picky The tentacle is always fun but sometimes one craves stability #nsfw
I see that post failed to garner much attention—perhaps this one will prove more… compelling. {Artist: solidusfs} #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/7126068%20-%20homestuck%20rose_lalonde%20rosebot%20solidus.jpg
₍^. .^₎⟆ Sshould ! bulge posst next? #nsfw꠹
:33< its time to purrlay that classic 2am game am i hungry or bored? :33< purrlace mewre bets nyow!
>> y'a11 have got me burn¡ng up over here wjwhqkjwj haha ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡ ought to put th¡ડ one out there too then,,, (๑•﹏•) Here ¡ડ the rea1 th¡ng!! httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/H¡meroBu1geOut.png #nડfw #nડfc #ડuggeડt¡ve #bu1gep¡c #ડe1f¡e #aaaaaaaa #h¡merop¡cડ And @naughtyTechn¡c¡an aડ you requeડted to be not¡f¡ed ahaha
:33< bulge on the timeline lets gooooooo!!!! :33< #nsfw
✿ u know wat yeah im a pervert w a pure soul and a woke mind #bars #suggestive #wateverfukkasstagsbro
I have amazing news for you... check THIS OUT !! https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/thum8nails/048/340/257/small/stick-with-long-8ranch-on-it-free-png.png
ANOTHER 8ARK8EAST IN THE WILD ?? ໒( ̿❍ ᴥ ̿❍)ʋ
Thank you for tagging your resolute #NSFW appropriately.
CLOCK1NG 1NTO TH3 BULG3 SUCK1NG F4CTORY W1TH YOUR 34RTHL1NG MOTH3R #NSFW
Everyone wants a piece of my #nothing.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/IOjMHc6xcdoAAAAd/legend57-terminator-terminator.gif
hahaha... bark... aM i doing this right... 😎
i should get one of those giant hampster balls.. figure out what life is like on the other side.
neW profile picture... check it out... or dont... the choice is yours hahaaahaha... cool... 😎 https://iMages.squidge.org/iMages/2026/04/29/JAMES-BUFFETT.png 😎
how was i supposed to know that having a huge cock that i talk about constantly and labelling myself as a breeder would result in people want to fuck??? >:O
>[Literally how are we meant to not be on that thing?]<
my bad slime.
i am sad to announce that my hips have been broke into a trillion pieces after the unforeseen increase of people "bouncing on it" #nsfw
∻I guess s☢me☢ne d☢esn't want t☢ g☢ f☢r a walk.∻
what impliCation, friend?
just for the record i would have played wolves with you
Scream-building eXercises today. I'm going to be walking over our employees' fronds with my heels. #Girlboss #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
B0uncing 0n it in a th0ughtful and pensive way #nsfw
ohhhhh i get it >X3 bouncing on it until we both question who is bouncing on what #nsfw?
bounCin' on it in a way that 6ets me to my next delivery point faster. Cus it's ridin' a hoofbeast y'know?
id bark so loud if i got a flavour disc right now >X3
🌊 Hell yeah br🫧 wwe respect c🫧nsent in this 🫧cean🏄
true words have never been spoken. ever
doing things a girl does when she's in the mood for doing things
I think im a littl3 uptown funk3d up
i like the creativity! the throbbing can be like it's shaking in fear of the dangerous barkbeast!
Hooooray foor rumblespheres and unnecessary vioolence <3
:33< too true too true
i shred a tear
type shit
tail wagging hours
that was kind of a roundabout way of sayin' "show me your bul6e in my private messa6es" to literally everyone ever. i shouldn't be postin' while i'm so tired. but uhhh also do totally do that pleeeeeeeease~ >/◡/o #nsfw
well here 6oes, intro post! howdy stran6ers, friends, and anyone else lookin' at this! my name is Curree erzhix! i'm 11 sweeps old, i'm a rustblood fella (he/him) and i'm a mailman operatin' outta south-side out6lut! while i'm teChniCally workin' for an imperial serviCe, it's also my hobby - if i have the time, i'll run deliveries even when i'm well outside've my workin' hours! i take my Commitment to proteCtin' the paCka6es and letters in my Care to the absolute max. alternia's a dan6erous plaCe after all, 6otta be ready for anythin' out here. bandits, beasts, botaniCal ni6htmares, that's why i'm never takin' a delivery without my trusty ol' six-shooter, yeehaw! but the most fun part of it for me is that i 6et to travel all over! while i mostly like to travel by foot, i ride hoofbeast-baCk on my lusus on them lon6er journeys. i love bein' outdoors, seein' the stars, feelin' the wind... havin' my job as a Courier just means i 6et to enjoy all that and have a purpose for doin' it! mi6ht've notiCed i 6ot somethin' of an old-timey vibe 6oin' on, and i'll admit it plain as a Clear ni6ht: i'm real inspired by tales of them ol' moobeast wran6lin' types of folk! y'Can probably see what i mean, provided the piCture below works! if y'wanna 6et somethin' delivered off-hours, if y'wanna meet up, or heCk even if ya just wanna jaw at me for a while, my direCt messa6es are always open to anyone! just know that i don't deliver after sun-up unless it's somethin' real important. think that's about all i need t'Cover with this here post! thanks for readin' all this and enjoy this piCture o' me! it really Cau6ht my best side, don'tCha think? https://file.6arden/aejCy5pyajbfonwa/Curreeerzhix.pn6
bark!! yeah i think i'm hot on its tail right now!! i should have it any second......
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broke a mutha fucka recently. honk honk. #nsfw
that'd almost be as bad as if i found a cute, fluffy puppy girl in the woods!!
I THINK IF YOU ASSUME THAT I LIKE PURRBEASTS BECAUSE MY NAME PHONETICALLY CONTAINS THE WORD 'CAT', YOU'RE OPERATING ON SOME CRAZY FUCKING ASSUMPTIONS. BARKBEASTS ARE BETTER- SORRY.
∻What's g☢☢ning? I'm a hands-☢n visual learner btw #nsfw∻
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES WHEN IT GETS REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING EARLY, AND I'VE STAYED UP TOO DAMN DEEP INTO THE DAY, I START GETTING ALL UP IN MY FEELS AND SHIT. START FEELING THE GUILT AND REMORSE AND PAIN CLAWING AT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING NECK LIKE A BANSHEE DIGGING BARBED-WIRE INTO MY JUGGALO JUGULAR. BREAK OUT IN A MUTHAHAFUCKING COLDSWEAT REMEMBERING WHAHAT THEY DID TO ME. THEN I REMEMBER THAHAT I GOT A PHAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKING SHLONG SLUNG BETWEEN MY LEGS AND I FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. :o) LIKE DUDE FUCKING I'M PACKING GODDAMN LMFAOOOOOOO. xoD #nsfw
NO THEY ARE NOT
sometimes you wake up in heat and find there's a bunch of hot people also being horny on here so you just gotta goon the morning away a bit!! remember, all forms of self care are important! especially is your self is throbbing and dripping with pre cum! :D #nsfw
i think i might havwe autism.
I meant to imply nothing of the sort! If someone does not want to be a plushie fucker that is their problem. But you puppy iI imagine fucking is possibly one of the least perverted things you do with your toys~ :3
By the way if anybody has ever felt sexual attraction to me that makes you a plushophile now. Welcome to the soft, supple fold! #nsfw
Before you say something rude to me remember: You are also speaking to Princess Tiffany Yasmina del Uh'eogoth. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/3/3c/Eldritch_Princess.png
ʚ♡ɞ I AM LIKEE SOOOOO TIRED OF GETTING TICKETS ALL THE TIMEEE!!!! JUST LET ME SPEED!!! :(((((( ʚ♡ɞ
I will discuss this matter with my team.
❥ Thεy should ur so right!! ｡˚○
∻Wh☢ever's g☢nna end up hanging with me t☢night, this is h☢w the night's g☢nna end. #nsfw https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/20251014_184812.jpg∻
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "yessir, im a seed-clonin machine! you got seeds? ill clone the shit outta them" —gs-2000 bioresearch station, fnv #Inspiring #ForGamers
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 42 INCH ASS ON MY FACE. THAHAT'S IT. THAHAT'S THE CHIT. SEND. #nsfw
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼NAKED AND AFRAID IS WHAT THEY CALL ME IN THE BEDROOM #NSFW
øhmīgøsh brb Ī GØŦ ŧø geŧ ŧhīs absøłuŧe cuŧīe a łeash ŧø gø wīŧh ŧhaŧ cøłłar øn her neck <3~§~
∻I'll risk ch☢king and take my mask ☢ff just t☢ have a lapping at th☢se.∻
Huff... łasŧ nīghŧ was -Røugh-. Receīɣeđ jusŧ as much hurŧ as Ī đīsheđ øuŧ. A baŧh suīŧeđ me quīŧe wełł... reałły đīđ nøŧ wanŧ ŧø geŧ caughŧ øn camera, ŧhøugh; nøŧ becømīng ŧø be seen īn such a ɣułnerabłe pøsīŧīøn... #nsfw hŧŧps://fīłe.garđen/ae4jAŦøU7yRpjØej/16511.png~§~
∻Ay☢ y☢u need th☢se bags sucked?∻
yes yøu are! such a sīłły łīł barkbeasŧ! Yøu neeđ bełły rubs anđ heađ scrīŧches anđ ŧreasŧs! whøsagøøđbarkbeasŧ, whøsagøøđbarkbeasŧ? Īs īŧ yøu? Īs īŧ YØU, gīrł?~§~
X Bet, is it the E or T flavour of HRT? x
RAWR!where the cool ones on here at?? @ me if you’re cool do anything else of you suckXD!!!!!!
ARE YOU ASKING ME TO TORTURE YOU, MAKING YOU SUFFER UNTIL YOU DIE A GRUESOME DEATH? #GORE
good people of chittr. you are welcome
Hey chittr httpzz://f2.toyhou.zze/file/f2-toyhou-zze/imagezz/118946766_cLhjaWZZQ7zzunbW1.png #nzzfw ~♬
i R-------EALLY s)(ould kill troll barack obama. dont want alternians gettin t)(e idea t)(at presidencies are a t)(in round t)(ese parts.
:33< purroud to say that the #kittymaidcafe finally has its menu! #nsfw implied #maidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1810aeff3b85.png
c< yOure cOOl as fucK, tbH, welcOMe 2 tHe party >c
xX HAIII WE/CXME!!! X3 YXURE SX PAWESXME!!! Xx
∻I d☢n't freak unless fr☢ken t☢.∻
c< lMaO, gOOd jOb >c