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hahaha... bark... aM i doing this right... 😎
i should get one of those giant hampster balls.. figure out what life is like on the other side.
neW profile picture... check it out... or dont... the choice is yours hahaaahaha... cool... 😎 https://iMages.squidge.org/iMages/2026/04/29/JAMES-BUFFETT.png 😎
how was i supposed to know that having a huge cock that i talk about constantly and labelling myself as a breeder would result in people want to fuck??? >:O
>[Literally how are we meant to not be on that thing?]<
i am sad to announce that my hips have been broke into a trillion pieces after the unforeseen increase of people "bouncing on it" #nsfw
∻I guess s☢me☢ne d☢esn't want t☢ g☢ f☢r a walk.∻
just for the record i would have played wolves with you
Scream-building eXercises today. I'm going to be walking over our employees' fronds with my heels. #Girlboss #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
B0uncing 0n it in a th0ughtful and pensive way #nsfw
ohhhhh i get it >X3 bouncing on it until we both question who is bouncing on what #nsfw?
bounCin' on it in a way that 6ets me to my next delivery point faster. Cus it's ridin' a hoofbeast y'know?
id bark so loud if i got a flavour disc right now >X3
🌊 Hell yeah br🫧 wwe respect c🫧nsent in this 🫧cean🏄
doing things a girl does when she's in the mood for doing things
I think im a littl3 uptown funk3d up
i like the creativity! the throbbing can be like it's shaking in fear of the dangerous barkbeast!
Hooooray foor rumblespheres and unnecessary vioolence <3
that was kind of a roundabout way of sayin' "show me your bul6e in my private messa6es" to literally everyone ever. i shouldn't be postin' while i'm so tired. but uhhh also do totally do that pleeeeeeeease~ >/◡/o #nsfw
well here 6oes, intro post! howdy stran6ers, friends, and anyone else lookin' at this! my name is Curree erzhix! i'm 11 sweeps old, i'm a rustblood fella (he/him) and i'm a mailman operatin' outta south-side out6lut! while i'm teChniCally workin' for an imperial serviCe, it's also my hobby - if i have the time, i'll run deliveries even when i'm well outside've my workin' hours! i take my Commitment to proteCtin' the paCka6es and letters in my Care to the absolute max. alternia's a dan6erous plaCe after all, 6otta be ready for anythin' out here. bandits, beasts, botaniCal ni6htmares, that's why i'm never takin' a delivery without my trusty ol' six-shooter, yeehaw! but the most fun part of it for me is that i 6et to travel all over! while i mostly like to travel by foot, i ride hoofbeast-baCk on my lusus on them lon6er journeys. i love bein' outdoors, seein' the stars, feelin' the wind... havin' my job as a Courier just means i 6et to enjoy all that and have a purpose for doin' it! mi6ht've notiCed i 6ot somethin' of an old-timey vibe 6oin' on, and i'll admit it plain as a Clear ni6ht: i'm real inspired by tales of them ol' moobeast wran6lin' types of folk! y'Can probably see what i mean, provided the piCture below works! if y'wanna 6et somethin' delivered off-hours, if y'wanna meet up, or heCk even if ya just wanna jaw at me for a while, my direCt messa6es are always open to anyone! just know that i don't deliver after sun-up unless it's somethin' real important. think that's about all i need t'Cover with this here post! thanks for readin' all this and enjoy this piCture o' me! it really Cau6ht my best side, don'tCha think? https://file.6arden/aejCy5pyajbfonwa/Curreeerzhix.pn6
bark!! yeah i think i'm hot on its tail right now!! i should have it any second......
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that'd almost be as bad as if i found a cute, fluffy puppy girl in the woods!!
touch yourselves to me more, it's cute. ::::) #nsfw
I THINK IF YOU ASSUME THAT I LIKE PURRBEASTS BECAUSE MY NAME PHONETICALLY CONTAINS THE WORD 'CAT', YOU'RE OPERATING ON SOME CRAZY FUCKING ASSUMPTIONS. BARKBEASTS ARE BETTER- SORRY.
∻What's g☢☢ning? I'm a hands-☢n visual learner btw #nsfw∻
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES WHEN IT GETS REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING EARLY, AND I'VE STAYED UP TOO DAMN DEEP INTO THE DAY, I START GETTING ALL UP IN MY FEELS AND SHIT. START FEELING THE GUILT AND REMORSE AND PAIN CLAWING AT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING NECK LIKE A BANSHEE DIGGING BARBED-WIRE INTO MY JUGGALO JUGULAR. BREAK OUT IN A MUTHAHAFUCKING COLDSWEAT REMEMBERING WHAHAT THEY DID TO ME. THEN I REMEMBER THAHAT I GOT A PHAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKING SHLONG SLUNG BETWEEN MY LEGS AND I FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. :o) LIKE DUDE FUCKING I'M PACKING GODDAMN LMFAOOOOOOO. xoD #nsfw
NO THEY ARE NOT
sometimes you wake up in heat and find there's a bunch of hot people also being horny on here so you just gotta goon the morning away a bit!! remember, all forms of self care are important! especially is your self is throbbing and dripping with pre cum! :D #nsfw
i think i might havwe autism.
I meant to imply nothing of the sort! If someone does not want to be a plushie fucker that is their problem. But you puppy iI imagine fucking is possibly one of the least perverted things you do with your toys~ :3
By the way if anybody has ever felt sexual attraction to me that makes you a plushophile now. Welcome to the soft, supple fold! #nsfw
Before you say something rude to me remember: You are also speaking to Princess Tiffany Yasmina del Uh'eogoth. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/3/3c/Eldritch_Princess.png
ʚ♡ɞ I AM LIKEE SOOOOO TIRED OF GETTING TICKETS ALL THE TIMEEE!!!! JUST LET ME SPEED!!! :(((((( ʚ♡ɞ
I will discuss this matter with my team.
man =w=hat if lava =w=as =w=hite... it'd be cum... it'd be semen... #darkHumor #NSF=w=
∻Wh☢ever's g☢nna end up hanging with me t☢night, this is h☢w the night's g☢nna end. #nsfw https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/20251014_184812.jpg∻
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "yessir, im a seed-clonin machine! you got seeds? ill clone the shit outta them" —gs-2000 bioresearch station, fnv #Inspiring #ForGamers
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 42 INCH ASS ON MY FACE. THAHAT'S IT. THAHAT'S THE CHIT. SEND. #nsfw
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼NAKED AND AFRAID IS WHAT THEY CALL ME IN THE BEDROOM #NSFW
øhmīgøsh brb Ī GØŦ ŧø geŧ ŧhīs absøłuŧe cuŧīe a łeash ŧø gø wīŧh ŧhaŧ cøłłar øn her neck <3~§~
∻I'll risk ch☢king and take my mask ☢ff just t☢ have a lapping at th☢se.∻
Huff... łasŧ nīghŧ was -Røugh-. Receīɣeđ jusŧ as much hurŧ as Ī đīsheđ øuŧ. A baŧh suīŧeđ me quīŧe wełł... reałły đīđ nøŧ wanŧ ŧø geŧ caughŧ øn camera, ŧhøugh; nøŧ becømīng ŧø be seen īn such a ɣułnerabłe pøsīŧīøn... #nsfw hŧŧps://fīłe.garđen/ae4jAŦøU7yRpjØej/16511.png~§~
yes yøu are! such a sīłły łīł barkbeasŧ! Yøu neeđ bełły rubs anđ heađ scrīŧches anđ ŧreasŧs! whøsagøøđbarkbeasŧ, whøsagøøđbarkbeasŧ? Īs īŧ yøu? Īs īŧ YØU, gīrł?~§~
X Bet, is it the E or T flavour of HRT? x
RAWR!where the cool ones on here at?? @ me if you’re cool do anything else of you suckXD!!!!!!
ARE YOU ASKING ME TO TORTURE YOU, MAKING YOU SUFFER UNTIL YOU DIE A GRUESOME DEATH? #GORE
good people of chittr. you are welcome
Hey chittr httpzz://f2.toyhou.zze/file/f2-toyhou-zze/imagezz/118946766_cLhjaWZZQ7zzunbW1.png #nzzfw ~♬
i R-------EALLY s)(ould kill troll barack obama. dont want alternians gettin t)(e idea t)(at presidencies are a t)(in round t)(ese parts.
:33< purroud to say that the #kittymaidcafe finally has its menu! #nsfw implied #maidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1810aeff3b85.png
c< yOure cOOl as fucK, tbH, welcOMe 2 tHe party >c
xX HAIII WE/CXME!!! X3 YXURE SX PAWESXME!!! Xx