Lizizizizizizi
@stupidBarkbeast
i'm liek if a barkbeazt wuz a girl Lizizi Vilkas - she/they/ puppygirl pervert i bark when pretty gurlz tell me 2 ˚ ⋅૮₍ › ˕ ‹ ₎ა ⋅˚⋅ dm'z r opennnn i'm juzt abzent minded
0h, right. lest i forget the humpday m0tivation f0r the ladies as well: https://64.media.tumblr.com/06ee81a7fbc83f851431dc2185dc6014/5f26258efd21db25-6c/s1280x1920/f5d54bd32a49dda79e03324477f2cfc74d42c8a2.jpg
neW profile picture... check it out... or dont... the choice is yours hahaaahaha... cool... 😎 https://iMages.squidge.org/iMages/2026/04/29/JAMES-BUFFETT.png 😎
i am sad to announce that my hips have been broke into a trillion pieces after the unforeseen increase of people "bouncing on it" #nsfw
⋆˚🐾˖°re: the delivizcerator zitch i ran and barked and zavaged 2 cloze 2 the zun nd now i have 0% energy and it zux!!! i'm liek totez weak and feeble and helplezz and probably couldn't even ztop zomebody from catching n taming me rn which would be zo zuckz #penzive°˖🐾˚⋆
∻I guess s☢me☢ne d☢esn't want t☢ g☢ f☢r a walk.∻
⋆˚🐾˖°!!!!! i mean liek fuck i'm alwayz down for a walk no matter how wrecked i am it'z liek bazic enrichment°˖🐾˚⋆
bounCin' on it in a way that 6ets me to my next delivery point faster. Cus it's ridin' a hoofbeast y'know?
Scream-building eXercises today. I'm going to be walking over our employees' fronds with my heels. #Girlboss #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
are any of yall doing tricks on it though
⋆˚🐾˖°doin a kickflip on it but completely biffing the landing°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°bouncin on it in a way that iz rezpectful n polite #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°even woofgirlz can be moogirlz zometimez. az a treat. #implicationz°˖🐾˚⋆
doing things a girl does when she's in the mood for doing things
⋆˚🐾˖°#juztgirlthingz°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°ztraight up barkin on that thang #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°gotta zpook it and rile it up before going in for the kill or zmth idk the metaphor'z gettin away from me°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°they call it zhe/her cuz i. i'm. cauze i'm wanna zhee/her bulge #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
dOo yOou think just because yOoure a pOoOoch it makes this lOoOok any less pathetic.
⋆˚🐾˖°even fated enemiez can agree on the thingz that truly matter #deep°˖🐾˚⋆
...evenin'. sorry 'bout my last posts there. if it's any Consolation, i ain't a Cute enou6h fella for anyone to have followed throu6h so uh... yeah! s'for6et all about it!
⋆˚🐾˖°i will do my part n follow thru o7°˖🐾˚⋆
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my rifle's broken so today i'm hunting with the classic bow and arrow!! so watch out if you see me in the forest
⋆˚🐾˖°ohhhh jeeze i zure hope i don't get purzued and hunted by pretty barkbeazt girlz that'd be the worzt°˖🐾˚⋆
that'd almost be as bad as if i found a cute, fluffy puppy girl in the woods!!
⋆˚🐾˖°gozh yea imagine that!! u could probably do whatever you want to her liek collar her n train her and get an obedient hunting dog companion that followz ur every command or zmth°˖🐾˚⋆
yeah i know right?!!?? like i'd walk her around when we i went out and pet her a bunch.... scary stuff
⋆˚🐾˖°hahaaa yeaaa. zuper zcary. anything could happen. zhe could totally juzt end up a domezticated houzepet doing trickz for zcritchez n hornrubz i mean earrubz n everyone talkz down to her liek zhe'z juzt a dumb, zilly pup n ztuff not that i'd know what that'z liek haha WOOF.°˖🐾˚⋆
yeaaahhh that's exactly what i was thinki- hey what did you just say at the end there?
⋆˚🐾˖°uh. uhm. uh. itz nothin don't worry bout it thatz juzt my typing quirk or zmth it happenz zometimez it definitely doeznt mean anything WOOFWUFF°˖🐾˚⋆
oh okay if you say s- bark!!!! grrrr there it is again! i hear a dog somewhere!!
⋆˚🐾˖°haha well liek uh y'know liek good luck with finding her i mean it zhould be pretty ez for you to hunt i mean pounce i mean track herrrrrRUFF!!°˖🐾˚⋆