Lizizizizizizi
@stupidBarkbeast
i'm liek if a barkbeazt wuz a girl Lizizi Vilkas - she/they/ puppygirl pervert i bark when pretty gurlz tell me 2 ˚ ⋅૮₍ › ˕ ‹ ₎ა ⋅˚⋅ dm'z r opennnn i'm juzt abzent minded
⋆˚🐾˖°re: the delivizcerator zitch i ran and barked and zavaged 2 cloze 2 the zun nd now i have 0% energy and it zux!!! i'm liek totez weak and feeble and helplezz and probably couldn't even ztop zomebody from catching n taming me rn which would be zo zuckz #penzive°˖🐾˚⋆
∻I guess s☢me☢ne d☢esn't want t☢ g☢ f☢r a walk.∻
⋆˚🐾˖°!!!!! i mean liek fuck i'm alwayz down for a walk no matter how wrecked i am it'z liek bazic enrichment°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°i made one pozt n went to go bark at the delivizcerator nd i come back 2 everyone bouncin on it. peace and love on planet alternia #nzfw #bouncingonit°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°bouncin on it in a way that iz rezpectful n polite #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
🌊 Hell yeah br🫧 wwe respect c🫧nsent in this 🫧cean🏄
⋆˚🐾˖°even woofgirlz can be moogirlz zometimez. az a treat. #implicationz°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°ztraight up barkin on that thang #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°gotta zpook it and rile it up before going in for the kill or zmth idk the metaphor'z gettin away from me°˖🐾˚⋆
i like the creativity! the throbbing can be like it's shaking in fear of the dangerous barkbeast!
⋆˚🐾˖°they call it zhe/her cuz i. i'm. cauze i'm wanna zhee/her bulge #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
dOo yOou think just because yOoure a pOoOoch it makes this lOoOok any less pathetic.
⋆˚🐾˖°even fated enemiez can agree on the thingz that truly matter #deep°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°the bezt part abt having a bloodfeud with delivizceratorz iz they occazionally drop a package n i get to zwipe that zhit 4 free the worzt part iz evil newzpaper attack :{°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°oouaaghhh they zhould pay me money 4 being a cute beaztie and a hot girl°˖🐾˚⋆
We don't live in the sort of society where your merits decide your cut, unluckily.
True. Which is why the only correct option is to kill your boss nd become the new boss, the #girlboss.
⋆˚🐾˖°i mean i wouldn't mind bein paid in hornrubz and leazhtugz but thoze don't get me food yknw°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°i have GOOOOOOOT to get my bulge zucked zavage ztyle #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
awww sīłły łīŧŧłe barkbeasŧ jusŧ sayīn whaŧs øn ŧheīr mīnđ?~ søøø cuuuŧe <3~§~
⋆˚🐾˖°UHM uhh yeah i juzt kinda zay ztuff i yap without thinkin a bunch who haz time to worry bout it y'know°˖🐾˚⋆
awww đøn'ŧ wørry sīłły. łøøkīng aŧ yøu ŧhere's prøbabły nøŧ much gøīng øn īn ŧhaŧ łīł ŧhīnkpan anyway, huh? Jusŧ keep yappīn' away cuŧīe <3~§~
⋆˚🐾˖°hahahaaaahhh i mean yea i'm juzt a zilly barkbeazt goin woofwoofwoof n all that (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)°˖🐾˚⋆
yes yøu are! such a sīłły łīł barkbeasŧ! Yøu neeđ bełły rubs anđ heađ scrīŧches anđ ŧreasŧs! whøsagøøđbarkbeasŧ, whøsagøøđbarkbeasŧ? Īs īŧ yøu? Īs īŧ YØU, gīrł?~§~
⋆˚🐾˖°yeah?? yez?? pleaze?? I@M a good barkbeazt! mee! WOOF!!!!°˖🐾˚⋆
øhmīgøsh brb Ī GØŦ ŧø geŧ ŧhīs absøłuŧe cuŧīe a łeash ŧø gø wīŧh ŧhaŧ cøłłar øn her neck <3~§~
⋆˚🐾˖°HIIIIIIII mai namez lizi i'm a puppygirl barkbeazt lozerfailure my pan doeznt work rite but thaz okay!! my fav thingz in teh worl are zonic the quillbeazt, kingdom heartz n zpadez, troll invader zim, n loud aggrezzive break/zpeedcore!!! kinda fricken joblezz atm LULZ i'm zorta livin off zcrapz liek a true alley mutt but i wanna be a bloodhound w my clicker trained, zcent tracking, natural weaponz zkillz! or barring military zhit i liek makin art n ztreamin ztuff (i kinda juzt wanna get called a good girl but that doezn't pay da billz (unlezz??)) i might look cute but i'm viciouz!! i rip n tear!! i'm powooful zo don't fuk w/ me jk jk i will fold the zecond a pretty girl tellz me to (my quadrantz r open >w<) uhhhhhh i'm bad at deez SO azk if u got queztionz!! #photo #intro [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/WOOF.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
xX HAIII WE/CXME!!! X3 YXURE SX PAWESXME!!! Xx
c< yOure cOOl as fucK, tbH, welcOMe 2 tHe party >c
<<"t-thank you... i, um... s-sorry if this is too far, but you look like you'd be really great to cuddle with...">>
((belated OOC intro: Hi I have a few goobers on here now. I'm chill and cringemaxxing on Lizi for fun. As a treat. She's desperate for attention and affection, and has little to no verbal filter. She's a horndog. Extremely dog-brained if it wasn't obvious enough she would literally love to just be a pet - lowblood or highblood, doesn't matter to her. Be nice. Be mean. Be horny. Be funny. She likes talking about nerd shit and her hyperfixations. She likes it when girls bully her. She likes it when she's treated like a dumb mutt and demeaned. She's a trashy gamer and a little bit of a brat but she folds easily. General warning for insatiable #nsfw hornyposting and probably also #substances. ))
⋆˚🐾˖°2 da trollz in my phone re the barkbeazt zituation: i lived biiiiiiiitch°˖🐾˚⋆