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@pretensiveUndercarriage — #nsfw

ohYeah I forgot to mention this yesternight, but I don't think bulgewringers ever actually took me off the partnership?? Someone used the checkout code and I still got the money?? So I guess if you wanna help with the cripplingDebt there's an option #nsfw even though the post itself isn't really nsfw

Kult: +19
Total: 19

Now that the sponsorshipEra of myLife is over forNow, I'm reflectin' on it and why did they make my actual size the "miniscule" option that was veryRude. The whole "scannin' my entire body and mind" thing was also messedUp but like they had no reason for the miniscule thing that was just for the love of the game #nsfw

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Update: Me and the siliconePleasuretoyCopy of myself (siliclone???) put aside our differences and now we're friends :-) #cw-blood and #nsfw I guess https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/BESTIES.png

Kult: +41
Total: 41

Update: Apparently they're just gonna keep makin' those things evenThough they don't sponsor me anymore??? Also they've sentOne to cullMeForMyInsolence. Does anyone have anyAdvice on how I survive this?? #nsfw I guess

Kult: +2
Total: 2

WHORES, RELIGIOUS FANATICS, AND DOPAMINEMAXXERS! ME AND MY SPONSOR HAVE CONCOCTED A LIMITED TIME PRODUCT FOR MY FANS AND (MOSTLY) HATERS ALIKE!! DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY CURRENTLY OWN MY LIKENESS AND PHYSIOLOGY, THEY HAVE CREATED A SILICONE COPY OF ME THAT YOU CAN BUY AND DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO!! WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE!! oh my cod i cant do this anymore what the fuck is wrong with me why didnt i read the full contract please just if you want to support me financially USE CODE "SEVERALTHOUSANDBOONDOLLARSINDEBT" AT CHECKOUT AND BUY THIS HORRIFYING THING FROM BULGEWRINGERS.GRUB TO GIVE ME 0.2% OF THE PROFIT...Read more

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

Me and mySponsor (BULGEWRINGERS™) have been collaboratin' (oneSidedly without my full awareness) on a NEW PRODUCT that will be released for a LIMITED TIME PERIOD laterTonight! I really fuckin' don't like it but you will! You are not physically capable of regretting these purchases! #nsfw #sponsored #bulgewringers

HEDONISTS, BAD BITCHES, AND TRAITORISTS! DO YOU WANT TO TREAT YOU AND QUAD'S BULGES WELL THIS WEEKEND?? HEAD ON DOWN TO BULGEWRINGERS.GRUB FOR THEIR LIMITED-TIME SITEWIDE SALE ON SELECT PRODUCTS!! USE CODE "DEBTREDEMPTION" FOR EVEN FURTHER SAVINGS AT CHECKOUT!! PLEASE DO SO BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL GET 0.07% OF THE TOTAL PROFIT, IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT AN UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS VIOLET GIRL PLEASE USE THE CODE!! YOU ARE NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF REGRETTING THESE PURCHASES!! #nsfw #sponsored #bulgewringers https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/BULGEWRINGERS%20HELL%20YEAH.png

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

CurrentlyConsiderin' contactin' one of those pleasuretoy companies for a sponsorship I need the money, I have more than one organization actively threatenin' to hook up my seedflaps to a scuttlebuggy battery #nsfw

Kult: +9
Total: 9

that last post was bad im sorry please do not host a group pailing in my name ive never even been to one #nsfw #orgyweek

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TheNight I join thisSite is theNight everyone decides to start organizin' groupPailings! Guess myPresence makes y'all feel a certain way :-) #nsfw #orgyweek