@pretensiveUndercarriage — #sponsored
WHORES, RELIGIOUS FANATICS, AND DOPAMINEMAXXERS! ME AND MY SPONSOR HAVE CONCOCTED A LIMITED TIME PRODUCT FOR MY FANS AND (MOSTLY) HATERS ALIKE!! DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY CURRENTLY OWN MY LIKENESS AND PHYSIOLOGY, THEY HAVE CREATED A SILICONE COPY OF ME THAT YOU CAN BUY AND DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO!! WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE!! oh my cod i cant do this anymore what the fuck is wrong with me why didnt i read the full contract please just if you want to support me financially USE CODE "SEVERALTHOUSANDBOONDOLLARSINDEBT" AT CHECKOUT AND BUY THIS HORRIFYING THING FROM BULGEWRINGERS.GRUB TO GIVE ME 0.2% OF THE PROFIT...Read more
Me and mySponsor (BULGEWRINGERS™) have been collaboratin' (oneSidedly without my full awareness) on a NEW PRODUCT that will be released for a LIMITED TIME PERIOD laterTonight! I really fuckin' don't like it but you will! You are not physically capable of regretting these purchases! #nsfw #sponsored #bulgewringers
HEDONISTS, BAD BITCHES, AND TRAITORISTS! DO YOU WANT TO TREAT YOU AND QUAD'S BULGES WELL THIS WEEKEND?? HEAD ON DOWN TO BULGEWRINGERS.GRUB FOR THEIR LIMITED-TIME SITEWIDE SALE ON SELECT PRODUCTS!! USE CODE "DEBTREDEMPTION" FOR EVEN FURTHER SAVINGS AT CHECKOUT!! PLEASE DO SO BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL GET 0.07% OF THE TOTAL PROFIT, IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT AN UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS VIOLET GIRL PLEASE USE THE CODE!! YOU ARE NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF REGRETTING THESE PURCHASES!! #nsfw #sponsored #bulgewringers https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/BULGEWRINGERS%20HELL%20YEAH.png
