The Helpsman
@helpsMan
Happy to help | Also to bother my descendants.
had a great day at work; we got a lot done and were extra productiive. even knocked off a few thiing2 for twomorrow, thought that mean2 twomorrow ii'd have 2ome free tiime, and ii'll fiigure out what two fiill that tiime wiith later.
mAd rElAtAbLe. FoLkS Be sHaRiNg eVeRy sEcOnD Of tHeIr mOtHeRfUcKiN LiVeS On tHiS SiTe. YeAh, ThInK I SaW ThAt sHiT? tHaT NoRmAl? SeEmS LiKe sOmE FuCkInG PeRsOnAlItY ScRuBbInG To mE BuT I AiN'T BeFoRaN.
ii thiink everyone 2hould have a le22on on iinternet 2afety and the 2hariing of priivate iinformatiion and iimage2. ii make 2ure two have no dii2cerniible 2cenery and remove the metadata from my iimage2 before ii po2t them. aaand, ii won't 2peak on iit becau2e he'2 liikely not from here and ii'm not two 2ure how ii feel about iit.
... yEaH HuH. lOwBlOoDs rEaLlY Be lIvInG DiFfErEnT. wAs mOrE ThInKiN LiKe sAyIn sHiT AnD BeInG SuRpRiSeD OtHeR PeOpLe aRe nOsY Or bE KnOwInG ThEy mOtHeRfUcKiN BuSiNeSs. ThOuGhT YoU CoUlD PrOcEsS ShIt lIkE SuPeR QuIcK? sUrPrIsEd yOu dOn't kNoW It's fUcKeD Up, CaN SaY ThAt bRo.
iit'2 alway2 good two 2tay 2afe regardle22 of bloodcolor. anythiing could happen. but that two, ii prefer not haviing my bu2iine22 ea2iily acce22iible. ii can 2hare my work comfortably becau2e that ii2 a publiic job. ii do; they're ju2t not one of miine. ii don't know enough about theiir 2iituatiion. ii've opted two put tryiing two fiigure out what and why currently ii2 2omethiing two put on the back burner unle22 iit become2 relevant two me iin 2ome way ii can a22ii2t and/or help.
hIgHbLoOdS GoTtA OtHeR ShIt tO WoRrY BoUt, SpEaKiNg aS FuCkInG OnE N AlL. i sEe, DoN'T ReAlLy kNoW NoThIn aBoUt yOu bEsIdEs yOu lIkE HeLpIn aNd wOrKiN (o: AiN'T OnE A MiNe aNd i fEeL FuCkInG BaD BuT WhAtEvEr. NoT LiKe tHaT BaD, i aIn't gOnNa dO NoThIn bOuT It hOnK HoNk. RiGhT On mAn, ReAlLy hOw iT GoTtA Be. CaN'T FuCkInG CaRe bOuT EvErYoNe aN ThInG Fr.
faiir enough, ii don't exactly keep up wiith the hiighblood2 all that much. and that ii2 by de2iign; ii do not need people two know about me unle22 ii want them two. ye2, ii 2hare 2ome average concern, but out2iide of that iit'2 none of my bu2iine22 unle22 iit ii2 made my bu2iine22. ii have more tangiible people ii can concern my2elf wiith.
kInDa sAd bRo )O: tHoUgHt bEfOrUs wAs aLl aBoUt eQuAlItY Or wHaTeVeR? aIn't gOt nO HiGhBlOd qUaDmAtEs? TaKe iT YoU GoTtA WoRrY AbOuT MoRe wOrK FoLkS? cApToR'S ReAlLy jUsT HaTcHeD DiFfErEnT HuH. (O:
ii want two dii2clo2e my opiiniion, but ii have been repriimanded before for 2peakiing two robu2tly about certaiin twopiic2. however, iif we talk priivately, we can conver2e. ii do not, ii do not have any quadmate2 at all. ii'm the head of the help2men currently, and my job ii2 two make 2ure they're 2afe and taken care of whiile on the clock. 2o ye2. ha, well. ii thiink ii'm a tad biit of a hard worker.
tHeY DoN'T ChEcK Ya'lLs dM'S ToO? bUt sUrE MaN, mInEs aLwAyS OpEn DaMn mAn yEr bUmMiNg mE OuT No bOdY WaS HaTcHeD To bE AlOnE DuDe, SaId tHaT ShIt iN TrOlL OnE PiEcE. YeA MaN, yOu wOrKiN WaY ToO HaRd, ShIt eVeN I GoT A BeTtA BaLaNcE Of tHaT ShIt aNd i bE KiLlIn fOlKs aN EnJoY ThAt sHiT.
ju2t my publiic po2t2. dm2 have a biit more encryptiion for priivacy. ah, well. ii've been two bu2y two focu2 on tho2e 2ort2 of thiing2, been pretty goal-oriiented. hm. ii have day2 off; twomorrow ii2 one of tho2e 2uch day2. ii have mandated tiime two take care of my need2 and my2elf. ii've been twold ii work two much.
con2iideriing drug2.
// He will keep this up, so please drop it! I'm dyslexic ooc and would much prefer to be dmed about typos!
ii'm goiing two 2tart tweakiing on my day off.
iim heariing my name what2 up ii2 there poliiciing that need2 two be done or
I CAN R-ESCU-----E YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ii promii2e ii don't need re2cuiing; ii had a momentary lap2e iin judgement. 2hepard con2tern ha2 done wonder2 for me and beforan 2ociiety.
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// I'll be real, I have no idea why Mituna would have beef with Helpsman; my fella has neutral feelings on Mituna. Eye for an eye kinda guy. I'll think about it. A lot of his ire is really just @ The Imposter. Edit: not saying I have an issue with it; I have not expanded his relationship with mituna as a whole quite yet.
(( oh I can answer that, his just messing around and saying shit.))
(( faiir faiir! 2tiill make2 me humor iit ya know. ii've only worked on hii2 relatiion2hiip wiith the other ance2twor2 two a degree but not the fiir2t tiime a miituna ha2 had a "fuck you" type attiitude twoward2 hiim!
(( LMAOOO that’s so fair. I do love your Helpsman btw. Sorry for the surprise lmaooo, his really just here for a good time, being an issue sometimes falls into that.))
(( i'm flattered!!! He's so... full of help and [redacted]! THANK YOU hehe. Naw, you're good! It's funny, Helpy here is still a captor and a sollux so he just "Fine, yeah I'LL PUNCH YOU."
well, you knew ii wa2 talkiing about you. the other per2on, who fuckiing know2.
iit ii2 a miiracle ii diid 2urviive gettiing blown up, by the way. iit wa2n't heaviily dii2clo2ed duriing my recovery periiod, and now that ii'm better, ii don't need two talk about iit. thankfully, iit wa2 mo2tly cru2hiing and le22 burniing, 2o my iinjuriie2 are not a2 notiiceable cau2e of iit.
happy priide month, human2. we don't really have that on beforu2, or the 2ame general gender beliief2 or 2tructure2 found on earth, but a happy priide month from the help2men crew of beforu2.
ii have a mandatwory day off, 2o ii'm here two miingle and po22iibly giive you 2hiingle2.
ii promii2e there are good po2t2 on my account. there'2 a 2elfiie! that ii2n't about [redacted] ii promii2e.
thii2 ii2 how ii felt after returniing two work after gettiing exploded http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/2a08a6bdd6a7.png
can c0nfirm except the mouth is 0n wrong.
ii maiintaiin and power thiing2 ba2iically, ii maiintaiin a lot of beforu2 2y2tem2.
// I totally forgot that Helpsman would have MAD beef with Imposter. CAUSE HE DIED.
// yeah i was kinda confused when he followed him but then i was like "oh it must be because he would want to make sure he doesnt do something stupid any more."
(( Yeah, it totally slipped my mind! But yeah, Helpsman following to keep an eye on him is probably true. LOL
// i mean thats why i would follow someone i hated. either that or sometimes theres a part of you who will hope they will change. meh just some things to ponder on lol
// I think helps is like, semi like "Get better" but also, he's very much a hater, so he probably is just not really forgiving or forgetting.
// totally understand. i mean my version is still alive at the moment so even worse because he hasnt died. and theres so many who have because of him.
the omniipotent beiing2 are gettiing freaky on my po2t. #2ugge2tiive
a liittle dii2appoiinted that 2he diidn't 2ee.
w̳h̳y̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳d̳r̳a̳s̳t̳i̳c̳?̳
a̳ ̳t̳o̳u̳c̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳p̳r̳o̳p̳o̳s̳i̳t̳i̳o̳n̳.̳ ̳t̳e̳l̳l̳ ̳m̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳.̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳f̳a̳c̳t̳.̳ ̳r̳e̳a̳c̳h̳ ̳o̳u̳t̳.̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳t̳h̳o̳s̳e̳ ̳p̳r̳e̳t̳t̳y̳ ̳l̳i̳t̳t̳l̳e̳ ̳g̳l̳o̳v̳e̳d̳ ̳h̳a̳n̳d̳s̳.̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳b̳e̳ ̳s̳c̳a̳r̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳o̳n̳l̳y̳.̳ t͎h͎e͎ ͎d͎a͎r͎k͎.͎
thii2 ii2 the only piicture ii have of my 2elf from work. fiigured ii'd 2hare iit. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/3ecc305671eb.png
Looking good!!! I just LOV-E seaing my )(elpsmen )(ard at work!
2orry for the concern. ii wanted two talk about ciity functiion2 and over2tepped. you forget the2e thiing2 when you proce22 iinformatiion quiickly.
T)(at's okay, guppy, we all make mistakes! T)(is is w)(y t)(e Beforan -Empire closely monitors its )(elpsmen's online presence! We just want to keep all you little fis)( safe! 38)
nothiing, nothiing, don't worry about iit. over2tepped 2omethiing.
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usually these fylters aren't very good at catching metaphor! try that?
that'2 makiing me feel 2ome kiind of way. po2iitiive or negatiive, ha2 yet two be 2een.