๐๐๐๐PROMS U WONT BE MAD?๐๐๐๐๐
@theMenace
๐ซถโจโฐ๐๐ซถ do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! ๐ซถโจ๐โฐ๐ ๐๐๐ THE ๐ GAVEL ๐ HAS ๐ DROPPED ๐ AND ๐ THE ๐ WINNER ๐ IS ๐ YOU!!!!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ซตโจ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)โจ๐ซต ๐ค๐ I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! ๐โฐโจ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! ๐ซถ๐โฐ๐ ๐โจ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) โจ๐ ๐๐ some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little โจfiscal maintenanceโจ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! ๐ ๐ โ ๏ธ๐ BUT BESTIE!!!!!! ๐โ ๏ธ ๐ซถ๐assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! ๐๐ซถ ๐โจ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! โจ๐ ๐๐ซต do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) ๐ซต๐ *หขแตแตแต แตแตสณแตหข แตโฟแต แถแตโฟแตแถฆแตแถฆแตโฟหข แตแตสธ แตแตแตหกสธ ๐ข๐ this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! ๐ข๐ ๐โฐ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES โฐ๐ ๐ซถโจ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! โจ๐ซถ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ซต FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...๐ซต ๐๐ enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! ๐๐ #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lightsโจ๐๐โฐ๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐๐๐ and to think i just got through praising you for reading...so close! as mentioned above, theyre his days. time since acquiring. a lil running counter on the needles themselves independent of outside progression... ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ผ๐ช think of it like the tiny crystal doodads that oscillate to keep most fancy shmancy elite watches working!!!! it keeps track of time since acquiring the wand...not the surrounding mechanism. he could go back in time right now ten thousand years...the wands (and corresponding app) will still track miles wracked up! ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฎ๐ค better analogy: like a scuttlebuggy!!!! a tamper proof odometer! โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐ ๐ i am NEVER unarmed damara ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ but i would be less concerned about who isnt armed ๐๐๐ โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ and more about who is ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ his designs for the needle are worth much more to me than forty eight timely consecutive payments ever will be ๐๐ ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Ah my apologies. I've just gotten done writing one of the tomes, I am a little "scatter panned" I believe the saying is.
In that case my offer stands, I'll give you double his bid. One payment.
๐๐๐ double his payment is ๐ช๐ช๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฎ๐ค exactly the same bid ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ชโ i would have to refund 24K, torch my credibility, and accept exactly the same amount of the principle loan ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ youll understand if this isnt a particularly compelling offer yes? when i value relations and intentions over raw $$$ # amount ๐ฅฐ๐ ๐ฅฐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
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iintere2tiing! ii wa2n't expectiing two be tagged iin a po2t at all. ii don't know who lord calii b ii2 or "handmaiid" but that remiind2 me of 2omeone. well, thank2 for keepiing me 2omewhat iin the loop. ii'm grateful two be iincluded. iit'2 niice two 2ee 2uch a productiive and energetiic per2onaliity!
@veritysGleam COME COLLECT YOUR BUG IN A CUP. BEFORE I STOMP IT TO DEATH BENEATH MY MAIDLY FLATS.
C__ming b__ck t__ this, __ctu__lly! This is interesting! Pretty gre__t t__ le__rn. Th__nks :)
SOMETIMES LIFE FEELS LIKE I AM PLAYING SOLO QuEuE WITH THE GOOFIEST GIBBERING JACKASSES TO EVER HOLD DOWN A LANE. BuT BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL. FLAMING IN THE CHAT. INSuLTS TO MANY A BLOODLINE. AND SERIOuS. STOMACH uNSETTLING FuCKING HAND HOLDING. WE PERSIST. WE PERSPIRE. AND WE PERSERVERE OVER ALL THAT THREATENS uS. BY BACKDOORING THE ENEMY NEXuS.
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Youโre sweaty? Over vidya games?
I AM SWEATY OVER LIFE. YOu SPEEDREADING METHODICALLY uNPRINCIPLED DIPSHIT. LOOK AT YOu. SKIPPING THROuGH WORDS LIKE A FRILLY LITTLE FuCKHEAD IN AN OPEN FIELD. STOPPING TO SMELL THE ROSES. AND FALTERING TO KEEP ON KEEPING ON WHEN YOu REALIZE. uPROOTING ONE SuCH. WOuLD TAKE MORE WRIST STRENGTH THAN YOuR FLAPPY. ENDLESSLY OMNIDIRECTIONALLY FLAILING. STRENGTH CHALLENGED PAPIER-MรCHร HANDS. CAN MuSTER uP. ALWAYS EAGER FOR EXPERIENCES. YOu NEVER LET YOuRSELF ENCOuNTER. THE VIDYA. IS A METAPHOR. IT IS NOT A REAL VIDYA. WHEN I PLAY VIDEO GAMES. I BARELY HAVE TO CONCENTRATE. MY REFLEXES ARE PERFECT. MY TIMING IS IMPOSSIBLY GOOD. AND MY KDA. IS MASSACRE WORTHY. THE ANNOuNCER LADY VOICE ALWAYS SAYS SO.
"iim goiing two rat"
I missed you too, Caliborn :)
My Maids have unionized. This is, naturally, an outcome I anticipated. The bargaining unit presently consists of: 1 Goldblood, 11 sweeps, male. 1 Rustblood, 1e+100 sweeps, female. 1 Rustblood, 12 sweeps, female. 1 Human, 1e+100 years, female. 1 Hemospectrum-Anonymous troll, 3612 sweeps, male. 1 Human, 14 sweeps. 1 Rustblood, 20 sweeps. 1 Fuchsiablood, 1000 sweeps. 1 Limeblood, 35 sweeps. Some others as well. Their demands include โreasonable working hours,โ โadvance notice before ominous assignments,โ โa grievance procedure,โ and, most insultingly, โthe right to know what is going on.โ I have informed their representative that I am already the foremost authority on what is going on. Negotiations have stalled.
THE uNION *WAS* MY IDEA. PRECISELY FOR THE EXACT REASONS YOu ARE DESCRIBING. SOME MEN ARE BORN GREAT. SOME MEN HAVE GREATNESS THRuST uPON THEM. EVEN FEWER HAVE GREATNESS THRuST INSIDE OF THEM. THE LEAST OF WHICH. ARE WOMEN. OF WHICH WE HAVE VERY FEW. THE FEMME OF OuR FAIR FELT FOLK. HAVE BEEN NEEDING A VOICE. SO I CAN YELL OVER IT COLLECTIVELY. RATHER THAN INDIVIDuALLY. NO ONE ASKS TO BE A WOMAN. BECAuSE WHAT MAN WOuLD WILLFuLLY GRANT SuCH A REQuEST. WOMEN CHOOSE TO BE WOMEN BY THEIR OWN VOLITION. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. I FORESAW THE ENSuING CONFLICT TO COME. AND WELCOME IT AS READILY AS MY ENTRuSTED JAWBROKEN JAWBREAKER HEAD. WHO STANDS AGHAST AT THE VIOLENT PROCEEDINGS ONGOING. THE PRIVATE MILITIAS. THE ANGRY SHOuTING MATCHES. THE TENDER JuICY OOZING SLuRPFuLS OF BLOOD INKING CONTRACT AFTER CONTRACT. I SuPPORT THE uNION EFFORT. THE uNIONIZING. I AM APATHETIC ENTIRELY TOWARDS THE uNION ITSELF. uLTIMATELY. IT IS BENEATH ME. STOOP AS LOW AS YOu LIKE. OR HOLD YOuR HEAD HIGH. IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE ON MY RuNG OF THE CORPORATE LADDER INTO THE IMMORTAL HEAVENS.
heya big boss is it cool if we union bust for a bit? i can even run with those funny scissors you gave me through the picket line if it helps!!
THIS LITERALLY DOES NOT REQuIRE MY APPROVAL. YOu LOVABLE LITTLE BITCH SCAMP YOu. RuN AS FAST AS YOu CAN. DO TRICKS DOWN THE BANNISTERS. CuT CuRTAINS TO SMITHEREENS. DO YOu KNOW WHAT THE *INDEPENDENT* PART OF INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR REFERS TO? FREEDOM. FREEDOM TO DO AS I TELL YOu. BuT FREEDOM ALL THE SAME.
YOuR ORDERS ARE SIMPLE. MEDIATE. I REALIZE THIS CONFLICT WOuLD END INSTANTLY WITH POWERS SuCH AS YOuRS. IN FACT. THE VERY ONES THAT I GAVE YOu COuLD CONFER AN EARDRuM BEATING WAR STAMPEDE THAT WOuLD ERADICATE ALL OTHERS. LEAVING YOu STANDING TALL AND ALONE BESIDE ME IN THE WAKE OF ALL THAT CARRION CARNAGE AND MEASY RuIN. BORING. EFFORTLESS. SO PREDICTABLE. INSTEAD. YOu ARE TO OBSTRuCT BOTH. I WANT THIS PROTRACTED BATTLE TO REQuIRE COMPROMISE ON BOTH ENDS. ARE WE CLEAR? NO DECISIVE VICTORIES. LOSSES ON ALL SIDES. SACRIFICE. IS MIRTH GIVEN PALPABLE FuCKING FORM. MAKE PEACE WITH LESS. SO YOu ARE FORCED TO MAKE uSE OF MORE. ME. JuST NOW. HONKMEN.
hahh OF COURSE MY MOST WONDERFUL MOTHERFUCKING LORD! A DIRECT ORDER FROM YOU IS MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY TREASURE, THAN ANY BEAUTIFUL VISTA OR EVEN THE GRANDEST JUJU i will do my very motherfuckin' best to make sure AIN'T NO ONE EVER WINS :o) No one but you, my Lord.
WHAT HAPPENED TO DON'T WORRY GIRL I GOT YOU.
that ain't change, my bestest bitch just means i ain't gon' make it easy for you or them. HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
THE BOND BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN IS WEAKENED BY NIGHTFALL. AND THERE IS NO NIGHT THAT FALLS HARDER THAN ONE IN WHICH I DRAW BLOOD-THIRSTING BREATH. AND SEEK THE EMNITY OF OTHERS. IN AMOROuSLY ADVERSARIAL HATRED. ANGST. AND PROLONGED ANIMOSITY. TRuLY. I AM ALMOST DISAPPOINTED YOu HAD NOT BEGuN YOuR SCAB SABOTAGING SOONER. I SAT THROuGH AN ENTIRE FuCKING POWERPOINT SIDESHOW FREAK EXPLANATION ON GROuP DENTAL PLANS. I DONโT EVEN WANT NEW TEETH.
A WISE ANSWER ON ALL SIDES. CHARITABLY CAPRICIOuS AS ALWAYS. A TRuE MIRACuLT WORKER THAT STANDS OuT AMONG THE SELFISH SELF-SABOTAGING SORTS. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. IT IS MERELY REFRESHING TO SEE SOMEONE INTERESTED IN SETTLING SCORES NO ONE IS KEEPING. TRuE MuRDEROuS INITIATIVE.
your words are like SWEETEST MOTHERFUCKING ICHOR to my auricular sponge clots
๐๐๐ the best thing you can do with your money, is spend it ๐๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ the second best thing you can do with your money, is make more of it than god, so when you spend it, you can afford to do whatever the fuck you want without becoming a brokie bitch too small to have your face and triple initials in lights ๐๐ซ๐ #Chairministrangling #Advertantalizing #MoneyAdvice #MakesAdSense #AdDorable #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #HateABoss #ButWhateverYouDo #RechittABoss ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
oh hey roewzi
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im screaming lmao
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Need to talk to you about your reยขent firing, $oon.
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๐ chattt. YOU ARE SUCH A BAD BITTTCH OMGGGGG. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ rwar. เฉญ
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๐ chattt. YESSSSS GIRL!!!! #CUTTTEAF rwar. เฉญ
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โโฝ 95 notifications, this is what I get for being nosey โพโ
โโฝ 96..... โพโ
Oh, oh he is still there, oh dear.
WHO IS STILL THERE??? STOP VAGUE POSTING!!!!
shhh!!! He'll notice be quiet!!
I AM BEING QUIET!!! THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!!
Well please make it even insidier!!
@CEOCHARMS @LUCKYCHARMS @YELLOWJACKET @CHARMHER
WHAT!!! NONONONONONONO
โโฝ MY NOTIFICATIONS WILL DIE!!! โพโ
๐๐คโทโฐ omg bestie were you feeling a pinch left out? ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐๐ shoulda SAID SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
OH FUCK CHARMS GETTING ME
โwho the fuKK is charms?โ
โฆ finally back frOm wOrk! wHere i may Have lOst my Hat, my marbles, and pOssibly One sHOe! but! i gained tHree new enemies, glitter in my cervices and a suspiciOus amOunt Of cake~! โฃ
๐ค๐ซณ๐ thinking of accessorizing a touch future bestieeee? ๐๐คน๐ ๐๐๐ as someone fluent in ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ณ๐ซ, eeeeeeeveryone's getup could use an accent, just fyi, it is SO in season...hehehehe~!๐๐๐ ๐๐ซต๐ซต you gggggggggggooooooootta let me have a piddly widdle bit of input, just for funsies!!! promie you won't regret it!!!! ๐ซต๐ซต๐ #Chairministrangling #Networking #ImpromptuInterviewForTheRestOfYourLife #TouchUpAndThenSome #LetMeGetMyHandsOnAHat #ToppestOfTopHats #ALLtheBellsAndWhistles #JesterGestures #AndPossiblyOneShoe #MaybeTwoX2 #APairOfPairs #FunnyBusinessONLY ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐ค๐ ass fat, lips real ๐๐ค๐ฐ ๐๐๐ purse full, big bills ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐โจ bitch, i'm a big deal โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ legs, legs, face, eyes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ thin waist, thick thighs ๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฐ you, me, you wish ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐โจ new phone, who this? โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค pussy puss, puss, give them cunt, cunt, cunt, bitch ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐ mama, yes, god, then you pop that tongue, bitch ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐โจ this whole club is my runway, run, bitch โจ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ y'all five, four, three, twos, i'm a one, bitch ๐๐ค๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ girl, what did that girl just say, girl? ๐โจ๐ ๐๐๐ ooh, girl, i don't dance, i ๐ work ๐ (work) ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ค๐ i don't play, i โจ slay โจ (slay) ๐๐ค๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ i don't walk, i ๐ strut, strut, strut ๐ and then sashay (okay) โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ but i don't work for free (no) ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐โจ so make it rain on me (me) โจ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค and i might let you see ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ what you gonna let them see? ๐๐๐ ๐ โจ๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ nails, hair, hips, heels โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ head, shoulders, knees, toes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ don't know these hoes ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ face, lips, eyes, nose ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ camera, click, we pose โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค beat mug, limp wrists ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ v.i.p list ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ wave, wave, blow a kiss ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค i'm that bitch, sis ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ left, right, left, right, left with a spin, bitch ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ where's my sash and crown? 'cause i win, bitch ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i'm so fab, i'm gone with the wind, bitch ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ y'all six, seven, eight, nines, i'm a ten, bitch โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค girl, what did that girl just say, girl? ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ ooh, girl, i don't dance, i ๐ work ๐ (work) ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i don't play, i โจ slay โจ (slay) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค i don't walk, i ๐ strut, strut, strut ๐ and then sashay (okay) ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ but i don't work for free (no) ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ so make it rain on me (me) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ and i might let you see โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค what you gonna let them see? ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ nails, hair, hips, heels โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ okay dolls, y'all know what time it is, come on ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ everybody on the floor, everybody on the floor ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now i want you to stretch out those arms, stretch out those legs ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ stretch out that wrist, stretch out that weave ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ i don't want to see you dance ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i want to see you work, come on ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ drop for me, drop for me, drop โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ pose for me, pose for me, pose โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค say girl for me, girl for me, girl ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl (yes honey!) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ now ๐ snap ๐ for me, snap for me, snap โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค snap for me, snap for me, snap ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ snap for me, snap for me, snap ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ snap for me, snap for me, snap (oh-ho-ho-ho, snap, crackle, pop, bitch) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ give trade for me, trade for me, trade โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (oohhh) ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ shade for me, shade for me, shade (girl) ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (i heard) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ shade for me, shade for me, shade (she said) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ now, fan for me, fan for me, fan โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ that's all โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ๐ค๐๐ #Chairministrangling #Animation #WandUse #HandMadeInTheShade #Nails #Hair #Hips #Heels #Ass #Fat #Lips #Real #Purse #Full #Big #Bills #Bitch #Ima #Big #Deal #Legs #Legs #Face #Eyes #Thin #Waist #Thick #Thighs #You #me #you #wish #new #phone #who #this #lyricposting #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediATEaBoss #IDontPlayISlay #IDontWalkIStrutStrutStrutAndThenSashay #TradeForMe #TradeForMeTradeForMe #MakeItRainForMe #AndIMightLetYouSee ๐ข CHARMS is A BIG DEAL.
my head hurts
โโฝ Oh goodness! Congrats to you and your... promotion? โพโ
โโฝ It's always a shock whenever he does that. #vaguepost โพโ
โโฝ It's happening again...!! โพโ
#WORKPOSTING. #RISEANDGRIND. #ANDGNASH. #ANDKILL. #ANDMAIM. #ANDTORMENT.
fuck this image is peak
oh this is awesome you really said it demoNess of aNcieNt times.
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Would. Next question, your honor.
ghoogh.
hiii HIIIII hellooooo hiiii
Y.oยฐu are very pretty
ThahaT WIll n3v3r n(o)T b3 mIlDly T3rrIfyIng Wh3h3n ChaharmS D(o)3S ThahaT. ๐ฌ
๐คญ๐ซขwhen charms does what, dollface?๐ซข๐คญ ๐๐๐ when i hand it to you? but i gotta!!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ขโญ CHARMS is ON LIVE APPLAUSE.
๐๐๐you just let me know if it ever gets to be too much, okay? ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐i will drop it like an undervalued contract with a month to month storage ree increase without an estoppel promise, bestieeee ๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ON TOP OF MANDATORY SENSITIVITY TRAINING.
Y(o)u'r3 fIn3, IT'S juST Sh(o)ckIng 3v3ry TIm3 hahahaha.
WHaat haappened, if I maay aaskk?
(o)h R(o)3WzI ChaharmS (ab(o)v3) juST lIk3D my p(o)ST... a l(o)T?
OH. I aapologise, I might be stupid. I thought you were taalkking aabout chaarms aas in inaanimaate objects
L(O)L y3ah n(o) Th3h3 p3rS(o)n. (O)r a P3rS(o)n (ab(o)v3)
Th3h3 laT3r r3p(o)ST! I'v3 b33n D(o)Ing lIl chIbIS f(o)r p3(o)pl3; S(o)m3 W3r3 f(o)r fr33, S(o)m3 paID f(o)r, buT If any(o)n3 IS InT3r3ST3D In Th3h3Ir (o)Wn, Th3h3 3mb3D W(o)n'T Sh(o)W up, S(o) IT'S unD3r Th3h3 unquIrk. ClIck UnquIrk f(o)r m(o)r3 Inf(o) Th(o)ugh :o)
These are lovely.
Thahank y(o)u!! If y(o)u can'T aff(o)rD (o)n3/WanT (o)n3 3v3nTually I plan T(o) D(o) m(o)r3 fr33bI3S laT3r.
Some have taken notice that the Felt has acquired a new member. I use the word โmemberโ generously. Roewzi Charms has not been appointed, inducted, assigned a number, or given a purpose, but has nevertheless attached himself to our organization with the confidence of a decorative seal upon an impressive envelope. He claims not to have read its contents, yet we will determine the truth of that, wonโt we? He advertises our personnel, manufactures their insignias, and invokes our names with such relentless enthusiasm that correcting the misconception would be considerably more difficult than simply allowing it to become true. Fortunately, his peculiarities are largely productive, and as a result, I have opted not to remove him from the roster of authorities with whom I pursue our greater ambitions. His innumerable qualities and metaphorically innumerable hands remain both of interest and of use. His attention is exacting beneath all of that noise. His capacity to make himself indispensable borders on admirable. Welcome, Mr. Charms. May your stay be comfortable and your loyalty unwavering.
How fascinating. A creature possessed of so many hands, and not one of them capable of concealing what passes through his heart. You mistake this small indulgence as a full fledged adoption of your personality into my fold. A common enough error. One may appreciate the craftsmanship of a particularly energetic songbird without extending to it a deed to the aviary. Your enthusiasm has, however, accomplished something rather uncommon. It has rendered itself useful without first requiring instruction. As for your apparent collapse, I would advise against falling. The floor has an unfortunate habit of bruising the like of your particularly delicate physical form. Should you insist regardless, I suspect Mrs. (Formerly) Cumjar would indeed be delighted to catch whatever pieces remain. You flatter me extravagantly. It is wasted effort. Marble neither blushes nor softens beneath praise. Still... There is a peculiar charm in watching an individual throw himself so enthusiastically into the machinery without once asking what the machine produces. Do continue. I find myself... curious how long you can maintain such momentum before inevitability discovers you.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. DON'T CALL HIM THAT.
๐ซถ oh? ๐ซถ ๐ซตdont suppose you want me calling him what YOU do, do you?๐ซต ๐ฉ that wouldnt be very appropriate either!!!! oh nooo! ๐ฉ #Chairministrangling #GrindsettingExpectations #Ah #Damara #HeardOfYou ๐ด CHARMS is DO NOT DISTURBED.
@imJunior BANISH ACCOUNT. AND KILL USER IN REAL LIFE.
๐ฉ๐ซถ ignore the sobby cinder from hella, juju sweetheart @imJunior ๐ซถ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ shes lashing out because shes REALLY used to getting her way and isnt sure how to deal with the feelings of that not really panning out (for her) ๐๐ฉ ๐คgotta hand it to her... i thought any new lows would be down on her knees ๐ ๐ซถbut i guess theres always a deeper middle ground for some people๐ซถ #Chairministrangling #Siiiiiiiiiiigh #ThereIsAlwaysOne ๐ด CHARMS is STILL ON WILL NOT BE DISTURBED.
JUNIOR LIKES ME BETTER. MUCH LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I COULD MENTION.
Damara, Roewzi, I am sure we can find a civil and mutual accommodation. Perhaps you two should speak in my study rather than a public forum.
I DON'T WANT TO BE CIVIL. I WANT YOU TO STOP HIRING EVERY SKIRT YOU SEE.
Hmm... #juniorisnotauthorizedtokill #but #juniorcandebadge #whichislikedeath #forsome
CAN YOU STRIP THAT PISSBLOODED WHORE BARE. AND ALL HER LITTLE SOCK PUPPETS TOO. AND THROW HER IN THE MUD. AND STEP ON HER A FEW TIMES. AND THEN I WILL DO THE KILLING PART. ONEGAI. FOR ME. MY SWEET LITTLE TAMAGOTCHI TOMODACHI.
I STAY WINNING. FOREVER AND ETERNALLY. FOR THANKS TO THE OUR PERFECT LORD OF TIME CALIBORN I HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH A MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME UNIQUE PERSONAL BADGE NEXT TO MY NAME. ALONGSIDE A BRAND NEW NEAT TITLE GIFTED ALONGSIDE IT: THE VOIDNOIR. ISNT THAT FUN HEEHAAHOOHOO! STARE AND WEEP, SIMPLISTIC IMBECILES! TRULY, ONLY THOSE WHO STAND IN THE CORRECT SIDE OF HISTORY SHALL REAP ALL REWARDS. HEEHOOHOOHAAHAA!
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO ๐๐โจ ๐ซถonly this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping๐ซถ ๐คim only ๐ค like an ๐ค itty bitty ๐ค smidgen even ๐ค responsible ๐ค for this ๐ค ๐ซต compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy ๐ซต โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธone more time for the back โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it first because your arm is coming off with the same ease he snags that fuckin sugary goodness ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ please give a sugar sprinkled applause ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐คก๐ฆทto the dental damnation himself๐ฆท๐คก๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐ฉธ๐ฆท๐the pregnant pause impregnator, the sweet scarfing sugar squanderer๐ฆท๐๐ฉธ ๐ซด๐ซดwithout any further fangirly fanfare its THE SWEETROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!๐ซด๐ซด ๐๐๐ you suuuuuure? im basically asking you to siiiit on me ๐๐๐ ๐คlike ๐ค if ๐ค i ๐ค were ๐ค this ๐ค big ๐ค ๐ซต compared to ur 'jigglemeat' as its been called๐ซต ๐ค here is to hoping more of you are next in the comms list๐ค #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Psh #IgetPaidToHumbleMyself #AndStillBeInChargeOfPromo #CallThat #Micro #Management #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #KaineTouthe #TheSweetrot ๐ก๐ชฅ CHARMS is BUSY. BRUSHING TWICE NIGHTLY.
PRAISE
H3H3h3h3, Thahank y(o)u, I am V3RY h(o)n(o)r3D f(o)r Th3h3 TITl3. bIg D33p m(o)Th3h3rfuckIng b(o)W.
:o)!!!!
Why did you tag the felt in this?