Jack
@shinyTempest
:3 (I have zer💙 clue what t💙 put here) n💙t a tr💙ll btw
Is any💙ne just the tiniest bit interested in hearing ab💙ut pe💙ple wh💙 are neither human n💙r tr💙ll? I've been thinking ab💙ut maybe p💙sting a few pics 💙r even s💙me st💙ries.
the Secret Third Option. always gotta love it. do tell, though!
Hey d💙es any💙ne want t💙 just chat?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ALWAYS!!! I am happy to pal around, flap some daggum gums, ‘n bump ‘n grind some shimmyin’ shoulders like a line ‘o tip top shape martial class soldiers!!! Baaaaahaha!
Is there anything in particular y💙u'd like t💙 talk ab💙ut? It's my first time taking t💙 a tr💙ll s💙 I d💙n't kn💙w where t💙 start.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Let’s start wee piddly small-like then! It’s a walloping of a fireball to try ‘n tank all at once… ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < So let’s stay away from some ‘o th’more…experienced adventure modules… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < First up…cordial-most salutations! Yain’t alone in the universe! For however long yer civilization mighta thought that, after this first contact ya got the rare privilege of gettin’ to unlearn that astral loneliness! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Each ‘n every time yer ganderglobes made wide eyed lil glaces at the confluence ‘o swirling distant cosmos…that was us! Our empire! Twinklin’ and winkin’ back at you, lightsweeps away! Ain’t that just nifty? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Our cultures? Vastly different! Ain’t nothing that says they’re incompatible though! For every strange element ‘o queer oddities we got goin’ for us… ewe and ewer lot are just as silly somethin’ fierce to us!!!
Yeah, I supp💙se 💙ur cultures are vastly different! Thankfully I have certain abilities that let me understand what tr💙lls are talking ab💙ut (if they have an equivalent t💙 my species). I was intr💙duced t💙 this site by my b💙yfriend's dad (but he's als💙 kind 💙f n💙t his dad. It's weird.)
Would you pleassse sssttop calling me hhisss dad ffor once: I don'tt even know whhatt tthhe ffuck a dad isss
( Ꮚ⚀ ̪ ⚀Ꮚ) < Aw, damn, yer situation sounds WAY cooler than the stuff I was gonna start mumblin’ on about… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Whadaya MEAN your boyfriend’s dad not dad? And peculiar powers??? I didn’t know yer kind got somethin’ so incredible!!! I thought psionics were only really a troll thing, and even then, only among certain sorts!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I am beggin’ ya on bended knee an flicked dice! 14 unmodified to tell me all about it! Please, please, please, please please!
Well, t💙 put it sh💙rt, my p💙wers simply all💙w me t💙 read anything 💙r hear w💙rds and fully understand them. S💙mething ab💙ut the writer's (💙r speaker's) will I believe? I can just sense it s💙meh💙w. Als💙, I believe the wh💙le dad n💙t dad thing can be summed up by the fact that he created my b💙yfriend, but has n💙 genetic ties t💙 him.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ain’t that somethin’…ye got yerself a might fine set ‘o divination based abilities there, fellow! Happy to mark that there on yer character sheet!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < As fer the Dad not Dad…genetics be damned, did he still raise ‘em plenty good? If so, just sounds mighty like adoption t’me!!!
Yeah, I always tell him it's like ad💙pti💙n, but he always says that he was just an experiment g💙ne wr💙ng and that he's n💙t his s💙n. I guess he might've raised him decent, but a man like that definitely d💙es n💙t kn💙w h💙w t💙 raise a child. Especially n💙t 💙ne that d💙esn't even f💙ll💙w n💙rmal physics.

