airi

ok. loading "brief" introductory message. hi. just call me Airi. that's my name. i don't have any photos of myself on hand that i like enough at the moment. we'll see if that changes down the line. they/them pronouns, feminine honorifics-- same shit as my bio. yes, i have played the critically-acclaimed game that turns your planet into a crater-riddled wasteland. no, i would not recommend it to the average gamer. for the curious, my government-assigned TTRPG role is that of the Maid of Void. i moved back to my origin timeline and world after everything was said and done. i can't answer anything about the reconstruction efforts, i wasn't there for them. currently (as of post time) i am chitting from Earth C. one of them, anyway. take from that as you will. and yes, i do in fact bear what some of the more zealous types call "godly blood", and what some of the less zealous but still kind of weird types call a "descendant". no, i'm not blasting my ancestry out into the void for all to see. i'm sure you can put the pieces together yourself. ...most of them, anyway. i'm here to chit, and tr, preferably in that order. i don't mind DMs. i also don't mind making friends. that being said, this will probably be the most serious of my posts by a longshot. the rest is all shitposts, all the way down. this is your first and only warning. turn back now or face the funny.

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#beetleweek #beetleposting

buh. that's it, that's the chit. buh.

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absolute cinema

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@barackObama[BO]

I am happy to continue the celebration of #beetleweek via #beetleposting. I enjoy this metallic stag beetle. His proportions are quite amusing to me. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/the%20long%20way.png

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thank$ trollbama :-)

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yeah, signin' off for now. lol.

your boy d stri

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

this is my favorite time of day to post when theres more than a hundred users at a time this site fucking chugs right now is the perfect sweet spot not quite a ghost town not quite bumping so fast i cant get a word in edgewise its straight chilling

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i know Goregle is more likely the correct and professional name to use for the search engine, but the word Troogle just hits something that the alternatives don't.

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they're different engine$

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↩ @impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

that's actually interesting to know. i had assumed both were analogous to the old Earth's Google and thus were the same. sorry 'bout that. Troogle is still funnier though.

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Kimber Slafic

@voraciousBookworm[VB]

Nerd

↩ @apocryphalReign[AR]

nah you're good i think they u$e the $ame like. ¢ode or $ome $hit. i mean it'$ really not worth being $orry about either way. but yeah i prefer troogle per$onally

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dude half my po$t$ are re¢hitt$ of beetle$, fork found in kit¢hen

aw, dang it. i had a post idea and i got distracted by something else for a bit. i no longer have the post idea.

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Clover

@cloVer[CV]

[giggles and offers a rose]

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i may no longer have the post idea, but at least i have a rose now. thank you.

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Clover

@cloVer[CV]

[does a completely platonic and not sexual jig]

buh. hello again, chittr. how are we feeling tonight.

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Clover

@cloVer[CV]

[giggles]

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gloomweiss

aspect of gloom

annd it light up the nnight, uponn the darkest hour

gloomliebe

a lovely thinng you are

chittr's silliest troll

go gloomy go

transgender

love yourself

@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

inn a gardenn. got bugs. annd beetles. got a lot of bugs so its. cool good. its yeah. pretty nnice.

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drip feeding the masses my Lore:tm: over the course of several days and/or whenever i run out of posts i think are funny.

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oh yeah, the manmade horrors beyond comprehension and i go way back. we're homies.

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Adalyn

@magicianChartreuse[MC]

It's true. I was there.

repeatedly refreshing my feed just to feel something. akin to a cat clawing at a closed door.

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Adalyn

@magicianChartreuse[MC]

Would you like me to start a fire for you? The warmth is pretty nice.

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oh hell yeah, i love arson.

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aw fuck. i think i can actually legally make The War jokes. that's kind of fucked up.

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Dirk

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@justDirk[JD]

Fuck. Give me some of that street cred. I'm gonna get flamed for going "THE WAR"

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i'm unsure if it's transferable. i can give you an honorary pass at least? maybe? i think?

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Dirk

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Hell yeah. Thanks.

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@commanderGenes[CG]

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY TRAUMA.

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Dirk

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@justDirk[JD]

No. I don't know you. Why would I do that?

i lost it in The War. what is it, you ask? i have no clue what it was. i lost it, remember?

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@commanderGenes[CG]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT.

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(the contents of this post were eaten before it could leave the input box. i was hungry.)

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

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your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@daveBot[DB]

"we live in an uncaring universe" false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

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your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

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a dave hated this hes is going into the grease pit

oh? what's that? you're treating me with basic decency? i am going to die for you now.

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Lunarl

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Orr kill forr you

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or kill for you! an important addendum.

i'm back in the fucking building again. what are we doing today.

Olie Mitchels

@rataplanCacophony[RC]

did this cutie patootie get shared yet? https://featuredcreature.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/oertzen2.jpg

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Barak Trollbama

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@barackObama[BO]

I support women's rights and well as women's wrongs, and you should too.

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Kayvel

@prevaricatorySpelunker[PS]

,,,do you $upport,,, wea$elly little ru$tblood$,,,

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Barak Trollbama

chittr.ingBarak Trollbama on chittrTo be clear, my stance on the hemospectrum has not changed: I do not care about your blood caste unless you are annoying about it.chittr.ing

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Kayvel

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,,,riveting mr. pre$ident,,, riveting,,,

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