airi
@apocryphalReign
hello, world. they/them and fem honorifics, please. who am i? haven't you heard of basic internet safety? ha ha. kidding. i'm sure you'll figure out plenty just by having a read.
buh. that's it, that's the chit. buh.
absolute cinema
i know Goregle is more likely the correct and professional name to use for the search engine, but the word Troogle just hits something that the alternatives don't.
they're different engine$
that's actually interesting to know. i had assumed both were analogous to the old Earth's Google and thus were the same. sorry 'bout that. Troogle is still funnier though.
nah you're good i think they u$e the $ame like. ¢ode or $ome $hit. i mean it'$ really not worth being $orry about either way. but yeah i prefer troogle per$onally
dude half my po$t$ are re¢hitt$ of beetle$, fork found in kit¢hen
aw, dang it. i had a post idea and i got distracted by something else for a bit. i no longer have the post idea.
buh. hello again, chittr. how are we feeling tonight.
inn a gardenn. got bugs. annd beetles. got a lot of bugs so its. cool good. its yeah. pretty nnice.
drip feeding the masses my Lore:tm: over the course of several days and/or whenever i run out of posts i think are funny.
oh yeah, the manmade horrors beyond comprehension and i go way back. we're homies.
It's true. I was there.
repeatedly refreshing my feed just to feel something. akin to a cat clawing at a closed door.
Would you like me to start a fire for you? The warmth is pretty nice.
aw fuck. i think i can actually legally make The War jokes. that's kind of fucked up.
Fuck. Give me some of that street cred. I'm gonna get flamed for going "THE WAR"
i'm unsure if it's transferable. i can give you an honorary pass at least? maybe? i think?
i lost it in The War. what is it, you ask? i have no clue what it was. i lost it, remember?
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT.
(the contents of this post were eaten before it could leave the input box. i was hungry.)
oh? what's that? you're treating me with basic decency? i am going to die for you now.
Orr kill forr you
i'm back in the fucking building again. what are we doing today.
damn, this shit's doin' numbers. (hard cut to a post with a single react on it and nothing else.)
WOE. THE CURSE OF "BELIEVING IN THE POWER OF ONLY GETTING 3 NOTES" BE UPON YE. MAY YOUR NOTIFICATIONS BE UNUSABLE FOR THE NEXT WIPE.
recharging. with luck, i'll be back.
this entire account is actually secretly an infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters type experiment. we just keep getting stupid lucky with the outputs.
i too cannot read. i just guess what everyone's saying and make a convincing-looking reply. it keeps working.
i do not think. therefore i do not am.
word
my nothing. #mynothing
the horrors persist. unfortunately, i do too.