
airi
@apocryphalReign
hello, world. they/them and fem honorifics, please. who am i? haven't you heard of basic internet safety? ha ha. kidding. i'm sure you'll figure out plenty just by having a read.
buh. that's it, that's the chit. buh.
i know Goregle is more likely the correct and professional name to use for the search engine, but the word Troogle just hits something that the alternatives don't.
aw, dang it. i had a post idea and i got distracted by something else for a bit. i no longer have the post idea.
buh. hello again, chittr. how are we feeling tonight.
drip feeding the masses my Lore:tm: over the course of several days and/or whenever i run out of posts i think are funny.
oh yeah, the manmade horrors beyond comprehension and i go way back. we're homies.
repeatedly refreshing my feed just to feel something. akin to a cat clawing at a closed door.
aw fuck. i think i can actually legally make The War jokes. that's kind of fucked up.
i lost it in The War. what is it, you ask? i have no clue what it was. i lost it, remember?
(the contents of this post were eaten before it could leave the input box. i was hungry.)
oh? what's that? you're treating me with basic decency? i am going to die for you now.
damn, this shit's doin' numbers. (hard cut to a post with a single react on it and nothing else.)
recharging. with luck, i'll be back.
this entire account is actually secretly an infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters type experiment. we just keep getting stupid lucky with the outputs.
i do not think. therefore i do not am.
my nothing. #mynothing
the horrors persist. unfortunately, i do too.








