← @apocryphalReign

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I don't want to go to work tomorrow. Why can't I just be a cute little housewife? Sigh... #fuckwork #yearning

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((Aka not doing great but deltarune's got me feeling better))

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MARRIAGE????

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I'm going to bash my head against the wall. #violence

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I hatE my LIfE and I want to dIE

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Oh, God. It's yearning hours again. Fuck me.

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my head hurts

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i actually have no idea how to engage with anyone here. i am so late everyone is already macking on each other and i do not know how i can participate without feeling like i am barging in...

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WHo ELSE IS HAVING A GooD DAY? NoT ME FoR CERTAIN. CRANE CoLLAPSED oVER THE NEWEST HIVE-ToWER AND WE HAVE To START THE WHoLE BLoCK oVER!! AGH!!

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he with all serious asked if donkey kong was from transformers

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Oh... I have... I think I have found another purpose. #millerverse #noir #nsfw

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they ain't letting me kill sora's transphobic parents wtf

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rEVErsE #cw-sELf-harm whErE I hIt my hEad agaInst thE waLL tIL my hEadachE Is gonE

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I NEED TO HAVE MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS CHECKED BEFORE I START COMMENTING. #ICANTFUCKINGREAD

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How do the lot of you grapple with the idea of paradox space? I know it comes easy for a good chunk of ‘y… but i find it hard to not think about it. So many different worlds out there… don’t know what’s worse, the concept there’s another me out there or there isn’t one at all. ]

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maybe i ought to interact more on here * bht i feel like it's generally a bad idea on account of the toll it'll inevitably have on my emotional and mental health *|

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Yep! Nothing out of the ordinary here! ereh fo twoem teg <33: Hm? No no I didn't hear anything! #aprilnormalday

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Gee you folks seem so... riled up and well... I WOULD LOVE NYATHING MORE THAN TO JOIN MEW I'm more of an abstinence for life kinda guy! HA HA! #aprilnormalday #nsfw ish

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Using an emoji makes me feel like I just got burned.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Oh, right, I forgot about what today is. Well. Shit. None of this prevents me from having to take my T shot and I think that’s kind of fucked up.

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:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Goddamnit I’m just going to be “gay” all day aren’t I.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

It was lonely, but god, it was mine.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

And the hurricanes. The place started leaking more as I got older. I’m lucky it lasted as long as it did as-is. He didn’t think of everything, but god, he tried. I know he did.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I remember laying awake around midday, trying to reach that point between awake and asleep before the heat would peak and it would be too dangerous to do all that much. Listening to the seagulls above and the water below.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

The sound of a beach just isn’t the same.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

MY FUCKING SAUCE

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

FUCK I DROPPED MY BREADSTICKS

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... Feel light-headed. ]

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I DONT WANT TO GO TO BED BUT I KINDA HAVE TO :/

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My tummy hurts. :(

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@turntechGodheaded[TG]

have one or two subluxated ribs better livechit this shit hopital

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:33< i should purrobably do something today :33< meowby draw something :33< purrhaps sit on the floor and withpurr away who knows

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Chittng my pants rn.

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𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I ♫ SPENT ♫ TOO LONG VAGUEPOSTING ♫ ON CHITTR AND NOW MY ♫ SCRAMBLED EGGS ♪ ARE COLD ♫ 😭 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

when i was 13 i made the last lolcat in human history & for 5 seconds it was sooooo fuckin sick before i realized

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I think too much of my tragic backstory is already out there for me to get away with that kind of gatekeeping, sadly.

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@nesbenNesben[NN]

the world moves too fast for nesben. nesben fell asleep next to nesbens new pet ice cube and then nesben woke up and it was gone. what the fuck

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@taxCollector[TC]

The endless pasta at Olive Lawnring does, in fact, have an end. #FalseAdvertising

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:33< urgh i only slept fur 6 hours i f33l meowspurrable >:((

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Thometimeth I'm like 'no worrieth' but in my head there are actually many many worrieth

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If any tealblΩΩds (Ωr any trΩll qualified tΩ advise Ωn this) cΩuld give me sΩme pΩinters Ωn hΩw tΩ acquire a restraining Ωrder, I wΩuld very much appreciate it.

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

currently seeking out hugs :(

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Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

aint got money for that.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SNEEZE.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

mods ignored my verification request they hate my ass.

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owiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #PAIN #OUCHIE #LIFEISPAIN

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Okay. I gotta crash or something. Starting to remember that I have disabilities again.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

One of my earbuds keeps not charging. How am I to do my bedtime routine in these conditions. Jfc.

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| .ok some trolls .are really weird today. .if your moriail, the .emotional support friend who .is to help you with your .unstable .aggressive .instincts, starts to kiss right .onto your lips, then this .is no longer .a pale romance. .it's .a blatant flushed .engagement!

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SOMEONE PICK ME UP IM SCARED.

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NOT EVEN BIDDING?!

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Your3 out h3r3 lifting w3ight2, im out h3r3 trapp3d und3r a 5 ton w3ight bar. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3 #fuck #2tuck #oop2i3

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg

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Had to walk outside barefoot to find this DoorDash but we prevail.

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Believe you me it was an unexpected surprise for me as well. I completely fat fingered the photograph selection and chose the wrong thing... i promise if i could represent myself with something a friggin SMIDGE more wholesome i would!!!!

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Feeling egotistical today.

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Dagnabbit!!! I cant get this goddamn hornswoggled friggin profile pic to crop right!!!!!

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can we pretend that pain in the body is like shooting stars i could really use an advil right now

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PEANUTS ARE EVIL EVERY TIME I EAT ONE MY THROAT SWELLS UP AND I FALL ASLEEP THEN WAKE UP 3 HOURS LATER IN SITCHES ROOM AVOID THEM!

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THANK GOD GIRLS ARENT REAL

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