♦ pitied by @apocryphalReign
[runs away but falls on my ass almost immediately like a dumbass]
There are some problems in life that magic space games don't solve. Like this boiler that keeps fucking breaking down. I just want hot water, that's not a difficult ask of you, man.
Fucking swordbots. #Vagueposting.
:33 < kssh... ;43 _ hopitall...
why are there females outthide. do i have to talk to them
It's posting about Jake o'clock.
the allegationth that i dont shower are NOT TRUE. i dont know where trolls are getting this from
i accidentally clicked on eridan's profile without realising and for a minute there i thought my whole feed was nothing but eridan posts. the horrors i live through in day to day life would kill a god
<body> ** somehow hit some fuck ass combination of keys and launched thirty six instances of heavily modded minecraft simultaneously. my pc fans started screaming and the temperature in my room spiked by like ten degrees before i shut it all down. </body>
Bruhhhhh pl3a23 I wanna p3t it 2o bad... It look2 2o comfy..
It’s Sad When Someone You Know Becomes Someone You Knew.
Hey Chittr. Haven't had much time for being on here. Surely I didn't miss much.
Update, I think my sister hid my arm. This sucks.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow. Why can't I just be a cute little housewife? Sigh... #fuckwork #yearning
((Aka not doing great but deltarune's got me feeling better))
I'm going to bash my head against the wall. #violence
Oh, God. It's yearning hours again. Fuck me.
my head hurts
i actually have no idea how to engage with anyone here. i am so late everyone is already macking on each other and i do not know how i can participate without feeling like i am barging in...
he with all serious asked if donkey kong was from transformers
they ain't letting me kill sora's transphobic parents wtf
I NEED TO HAVE MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS CHECKED BEFORE I START COMMENTING. #ICANTFUCKINGREAD
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How do the lot of you grapple with the idea of paradox space? I know it comes easy for a good chunk of ‘y… but i find it hard to not think about it. So many different worlds out there… don’t know what’s worse, the concept there’s another me out there or there isn’t one at all. ]
maybe i ought to interact more on here * bht i feel like it's generally a bad idea on account of the toll it'll inevitably have on my emotional and mental health *|
Yep! Nothing out of the ordinary here! ereh fo twoem teg <33: Hm? No no I didn't hear anything! #aprilnormalday
Gee you folks seem so... riled up and well... I WOULD LOVE NYATHING MORE THAN TO JOIN MEW I'm more of an abstinence for life kinda guy! HA HA! #aprilnormalday #nsfw ish
Using an emoji makes me feel like I just got burned.
Oh, right, I forgot about what today is. Well. Shit. None of this prevents me from having to take my T shot and I think that’s kind of fucked up.
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
Goddamnit I’m just going to be “gay” all day aren’t I.
It was lonely, but god, it was mine.
And the hurricanes. The place started leaking more as I got older. I’m lucky it lasted as long as it did as-is. He didn’t think of everything, but god, he tried. I know he did.
I remember laying awake around midday, trying to reach that point between awake and asleep before the heat would peak and it would be too dangerous to do all that much. Listening to the seagulls above and the water below.
The sound of a beach just isn’t the same.
MY FUCKING SAUCE
FUCK I DROPPED MY BREADSTICKS
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... Feel light-headed. ]
I DONT WANT TO GO TO BED BUT I KINDA HAVE TO :/
have one or two subluxated ribs better livechit this shit hopital
:33< i should purrobably do something today :33< meowby draw something :33< purrhaps sit on the floor and withpurr away who knows
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I ♫ SPENT ♫ TOO LONG VAGUEPOSTING ♫ ON CHITTR AND NOW MY ♫ SCRAMBLED EGGS ♪ ARE COLD ♫ 😭 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
when i was 13 i made the last lolcat in human history & for 5 seconds it was sooooo fuckin sick before i realized
I think too much of my tragic backstory is already out there for me to get away with that kind of gatekeeping, sadly.
the world moves too fast for nesben. nesben fell asleep next to nesbens new pet ice cube and then nesben woke up and it was gone. what the fuck
The endless pasta at Olive Lawnring does, in fact, have an end. #FalseAdvertising
:33< urgh i only slept fur 6 hours i f33l meowspurrable >:((
Thometimeth I'm like 'no worrieth' but in my head there are actually many many worrieth
If any tealblΩΩds (Ωr any trΩll qualified tΩ advise Ωn this) cΩuld give me sΩme pΩinters Ωn hΩw tΩ acquire a restraining Ωrder, I wΩuld very much appreciate it.
currently seeking out hugs :(
aint got money for that.
SNEEZE.
mods ignored my verification request they hate my ass.
owiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #PAIN #OUCHIE #LIFEISPAIN
Okay. I gotta crash or something. Starting to remember that I have disabilities again.
One of my earbuds keeps not charging. How am I to do my bedtime routine in these conditions. Jfc.
>>| .ok some trolls .are really weird today. .if your moriail, the .emotional support friend who .is to help you with your .unstable .aggressive .instincts, starts to kiss right .onto your lips, then this .is no longer .a pale romance. .it's .a blatant flushed .engagement!
SOMEONE PICK ME UP IM SCARED.
Your3 out h3r3 lifting w3ight2, im out h3r3 trapp3d und3r a 5 ton w3ight bar. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3 #fuck #2tuck #oop2i3
can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg
Had to walk outside barefoot to find this DoorDash but we prevail.
Believe you me it was an unexpected surprise for me as well. I completely fat fingered the photograph selection and chose the wrong thing... i promise if i could represent myself with something a friggin SMIDGE more wholesome i would!!!!
Feeling egotistical today.
Dagnabbit!!! I cant get this goddamn hornswoggled friggin profile pic to crop right!!!!!
can we pretend that pain in the body is like shooting stars i could really use an advil right now
PEANUTS ARE EVIL EVERY TIME I EAT ONE MY THROAT SWELLS UP AND I FALL ASLEEP THEN WAKE UP 3 HOURS LATER IN SITCHES ROOM AVOID THEM!
THANK GOD GIRLS ARENT REAL