Aleata Delelo
@unreservedParadigm
<body> ** she/her. watch the fuck out before i crash your roblox server. </body>
<body> ** time for my seasonal respiteblock cleaning. </body>
<body> ** just had thunder roll through my hivestem so strong that a stack of empty cans tipped over. unless that was just an attempt by the imperial cucks to bomb my place again. </body>
<body> ** obviously i have my cupe, but does anyone else keep a loungeslab around just to spice things up and microdose the nightmares? </body>
<body> ** you wish. you fucking wish you were me. ((art by my gf)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/246e0b1fd853.png </body>
IDK IF THATS A WISH I'D MAKE WHEN I COULD WISH FOR BREAD
SSR, most impressive inXeeX! / One of my compatriots plays that game too, I think. \
<body> ** i am not fucking weird for using retro computer hardware. BIOTECH HUSKTOPS ARE THE LOGICAL ENDPOINT OF PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE. i am sick and tired of spineless consumerpilled cucks trying to act all cute about my "ancestor ass set up" while posting off a device that's going to literally rot within a few sweeps. fuck biotech i crave the stability and purity of metal and silicon. </body>
<body> ** what fucking hour is it and i'm already seeing straight up spheres and bulge on my timeline? gooner website for real. anyways i just pulled mysterious heroine xx alter's beach version and she looks so fire. #nsfw </body>
<body> ** passive income is being the pocket change "imperial requisition charge" on one hundred and eighteen chumps' accounts. </body>
<body> ** are you a chud? because you look like a chud. </body>
<body> ** i don't believe half of the people posting pick up lines on my tl right now have ever known the touch of a woman. </body>
I THINK ITS MORE OF A BIT IF ANYTHING.
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<body> ** they could call air strikes on my communal hivestem from the imperial command ship itself and i still wouldn't be paying taxes. </body>
<body> ** you people are barkbeasts. i will rechit all the same. </body>
<body> ** the only trolls who have threatened my life more than the empire for hacking into their shit are the bastard dogs at nintendo. </body>
<body> ** if you boil cheetos in just the right way they kind of become shitty noodles. ask me how i know. </body>
X I don’t need to, I can imagine we found out the same way. x
^i'm not going to stop you im just going to hope and pray for it to come to pass>
<body> ** i boiled cheetos in just the right way to make shitty noodles. </body>
<body> ** trade secret. this might be too powerful of a technique to share. </body>
<body> ** there is no such thing as good posture. there is only optimal posture for what you're doing. so you keep your straight back and set shoulders for walking in fucking parades or whatever, and you leave me alone when i hunch over at my desk. </body>
<body> ** ordering melons to some guy's house via mechanical drone delivery. told them in the instructions to just trickshot the things into the window. </body>
WHAT AND JUST LET THE MELONS FLOW IN CONSTANTLY? WITH THE RATE THEIR GOING AT IM NOT GONNA HAVE ENOUGH SPACE FOR ALL OF THIS FRUIT.
<body> ** some trolls are drinking rainwater and cheeto dust to get by. and you're complaining about free, fresh, succulent melons. </body>
I CAN JUST ASK FOR A SLICE OF THE MELON FROM SOMEONE ELSE ITS NOT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT.
<body> ** you're too reasonable for this to be fun. i'm gonna send melons to someone else after the next five orders go through. </body>
YOUR TALKING TO I THINK.. ONE OF THE MORE REASONABLE OF MY CASTE CONSIDERING I WENT THROUGH THE SHIT.
<body> ** found a cute starter hive on this minecraft server. wood walls, cobblestone roof, the works. there's even a little melon garden out front. sign says "pletai's house :)". should i blow it up or lavacast it. </body>
<body> ** lowkey. if i'm being real at this late hour. just ripped a fart so loud it sounded like a lawnringmower backfiring in my communal hivestem. </body>
<body> ** putting him in the database of every college and university as an alumni so they ask him for donations too. </body>
<body> ** signing this guy up for military recruitment drives. have fun getting called to the threshecutioner squad every quarter sweep. </body>
