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calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
alright, looks like activwity is up enough for round 3 of the great #cronusbabeoff! remember to use the tag if you discuss it, though i dont think ivwe seen too many people vwhining about it so far. first match is a fun one. jade harley wversus meenah peixes! in another life they battled, in this one, theyre babing off! #nsfvw jades got the furry crovwd on lockdowvn, as vwell as... eh, people of other specific tastes. and transformativwe stuff too? if youvwe got a vweird kink, shes your gal! i find they tend to be curwvier, often tall, ready to put you in the dirt if she aint laying dowvn ass up begging for it doggystyle. shes absolutely gorgeous, and has really earned the spot of top seed. meenah, meenah, meenah. shes our rep for the skinny gals. maybe the pear shaped ones too. usually has a fat ass, in my experience. shes got great hair, a pretty face, just the right sorta tude to get you going... shes my personal vwhite wvhale. i aint quite sure vwhos gonna come out on top here. i knovw vwho im hoping for, anywvays. let the wvoting begin! <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for jade
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
I’m not gonna cry 8ecause I’m too 8usy gam8ling like hell online, 8ut like, I have strong positive feelings towards my lover regardless. ::::)
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
I am *very* pleased to announce I've stumbled upon several deposits of iron. The most noble metal, of course, as its the one my sign represents. I shall use this to fashion greater tools, and further my adventure. I am very, very happy with this development. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f307b14a1ed0.PNG
I seem to have broken into some kind of cave system. I can hear noises rattling in there, but I will brave the darkness and come out on top. As always. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1de57bf33235.PNG
Rich I may be, but others around me are not. Both in money and in time.
Light has come to my domain. Likely once I've built my castle I'll make this hovel into some kind of quarry. I'll never plenty of stone and such, after all... #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e7276950cb0.PNG
My nemesis has been slain. Now onto that 'torch' suggestion. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4eeb7c01510.PNG
Ok. Smile.
In an attempt to brave the horrors of the night time such as groaning green men and rattling piles of bones, I have erected a temporary shelter. Now, you may be saying "Calder. This looks like shit" And yes. You would be correct. However, the Bizkantine empire was not erected in a day and I will need the materials gathered in here to build my castle anyway. This project seems it will be a long term endeavor. Please continue to lend me your support. Thank you. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0e93bedf89a.PNG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d76a94864b90.PNG
wait a second... *llooks clloser at your pfp* something seems off here...