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ain’t that the truth!!! https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2074.jpeg
Fun Zelda Fact: This one is rather straightforward, but the fairy siblings' names in Majora's Mask - Tatl and Tael - come together to form the word "tattletale". Funny, considering they tattle on the Skull Kid to you. In the Ocarina of Time, Navi's name likewise comes from "navigation". ▼
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I can’t st/)p l/)sing while #gambling there’s n/) blackjack and h/)/)kers when y/)u die, i need t/) l/)ck in #nsfw
A decent haul for today, I believe. I will play more another time. Now, I have meetings I must attend. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f0f7be886e.PNG
I fell down a large hole which I'm not entirely sure how I'll get out of, but I did find what I now know is diamonds- *very* interesting. It seems I can craft tools from this. Very, very nice. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40c2d3947a4.PNG
Even placing blocks made noise. Why is it getting dark. My vision. #CalderPlaysMinecraft
As I walked past it, that thing with the flagellum *chirped*. Something is listening for my footsteps. I must tread carefully... #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9387c9cee4.PNG
It truly is like a blight...Something about this unnerves me greatly. But I must press on. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2db53f5badd.PNG
What on Repiton is *that*? It's...glowing and shimmering in the darkness. It looks like a blight. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ed7341dc68b.PNG
the machine was rigged! i said that in the p/)st. it had t/) /)f been. i d/)n’t l/)se that much!
Au revoir, ugly. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724cad35b44.png
Back at it once more. I intend to see today how deep this world truly goes. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/286a19c7ca99.PNG
I have discovered a new type of stone called 'Deepslate' by digging quite far down. It is a pleasing darker grey than the regular stone, and the noise it makes when broken is equally pleasing. This is so far my favourite block. #CalderPlaysMinecraft
Ah, good. Something to cast this awful rock into. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35a1cc4bd6cc.PNG
Gold, I presume? An utterly worthless metal, but at the very least it looks nice. I shall pick up just a bit of it, I believe. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1dd6c1f26cc.PNG
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
I am *very* pleased to announce I've stumbled upon several deposits of iron. The most noble metal, of course, as its the one my sign represents. I shall use this to fashion greater tools, and further my adventure. I am very, very happy with this development. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f307b14a1ed0.PNG
I seem to have broken into some kind of cave system. I can hear noises rattling in there, but I will brave the darkness and come out on top. As always. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1de57bf33235.PNG
Rich I may be, but others around me are not. Both in money and in time.
Light has come to my domain. Likely once I've built my castle I'll make this hovel into some kind of quarry. I'll never plenty of stone and such, after all... #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e7276950cb0.PNG
My nemesis has been slain. Now onto that 'torch' suggestion. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4eeb7c01510.PNG
Ok. Smile.
In an attempt to brave the horrors of the night time such as groaning green men and rattling piles of bones, I have erected a temporary shelter. Now, you may be saying "Calder. This looks like shit" And yes. You would be correct. However, the Bizkantine empire was not erected in a day and I will need the materials gathered in here to build my castle anyway. This project seems it will be a long term endeavor. Please continue to lend me your support. Thank you. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0e93bedf89a.PNG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d76a94864b90.PNG
Night appears to be falling. And if feral creatures such as the ones that slew me before are able to appear in the daytime, I dread to think what may crop up at night. I may have to build shelter faster than I thought. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f5bfa9788cf.PNG
...I am taking a break within which I will eat. I must reflect on this betrayal. And also recover my composure from having 'died' within the game.
IT EXPLODED I'VE BEEN LED ASTRAY NOW THERE IS A GROANING MAN??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e10da8c4584.PNG
I believe this to be one of the creatures I was forewarned of. Never fear, I shall punch it until it is duly executed by my deft hand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/580e18506b69.PNG
This recipe book is proving quite useful in my endeavors. I do wonder, however, who put it together. Perhaps it was myself before I chose to go on this expedition into the unknown wilderness. Yes, I like that explanation. Truly, Twelve Star Men are always prepared. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/480d0488412a.PNG
I have ascended to the top of this hill to take stock of the world around me. This is a land of bounty and freedom, as I seem to be the only sentient lifeform here. This is just fine by me. I believe I will build a castle of some form. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/227f3463be36.PNG
Assaulting this tree has yielded me with 'wood' as a resource. I enjoy this- using violence as a means to progress forward. It mirrors the evolution of our kind, even if the method is quite inelegant. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9e1204df720.PNG
I have found myself in a dense, forested hillside. I imagine the top of this area may be a good place within which to build my first settlement. This is, admittedly, quite exciting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ebd40b14a71.PNG
This seems as good a 'seed' as any. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/839d51b2301e.PNG
At the recommendation of @unreservedParadigm I am going to be checking out the block video game 'Minecraft'. Now, I'm not much of a 'gamer' myself, but the premise sold to me was quite enticing.
im cooked they found my real roblox i gotta burn it all down my cringy old email is attached to it they are gonna sign me up for military emails pls
wait a second... *llooks clloser at your pfp* something seems off here...
stEalIng and pAwnIng shit is way mOrE fun AnywAy this shit is bOrIng
gAmblIng UpdatE. its all gOnE.
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