Another Tealblood
@officeBitch
[SENSITIVE] Just another tealblood. She/her.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Nothing better than emails on a weekend. #workweek
[UNCLASSIFIED] Another 5 decatick lunch break well spent. #carcinogenicstick
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
[|||] it's caaaaaalled self-employment, look it up~ plus nobody's called about a out-of-control lusus in a couple of days
If this statement doesn't apply to you, then you're free to ignore it. If you felt the need to defend yourself, then perhaps that reflects more on how you feel about your current state of "self-employment" than my chit.∞
[|||] honestly i just want more money lmao i'm just doing some hangover whining~
Apply for more stable employment and don't drink on weekdays.∞
[|||] you're funny, who wouldn't drink hanging out at #eridanweek??? definitely ain't going back there again though lmao
...god i wish. ~~0o
i have no desire to provide additionall anglles of documentation of mysellf to the imperiall pigs
[UNCLASSIFIED] Packing down your elevated surface at the end of the work night is a part of your hours.
w0ah mama!! +ha+ prin+ is fine as hell!!
[UNCLASSIFIED] Carcinogenic stick is a reward for finishing spreadsheets.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Sometimes a lunch is the oatslop you forgot to eat for breakfast. #workweek
[FORWARD] [UNCLASSIFIED] Hey everytroll, We here in upper management have been loving hearing all about #eridanweek. (Some of us are there right now!). In order to feed off this, we thought it would be a great idea to introduce our own Hip And Hype week -- #workweek! Get stuck in, knowing you're a part of something greater. If you exceed your numbers this week, we may even provide a flavour disc festivity for everyone. NOTE: Anyone who is deemed to not be sufficiently celebrating #workweek WILL be pulled into our offices for an interrorgation and put on a PIP (painful improvement plan) immediately. Many thanks, Management. #workweek.
[SENSITIVE] So unsafe to be feeding comany data into artificial unintelligence. Goldbloods are right there, and in case of a data breach, are much easier to call.
trxoll whxo has never been attached txo a helmsunit vxoice: i can't be bxothered making my systems accessible txo everyxone just have the pissblxoxod dxo it its nxot like they have anything txo live fxor
dxo i need txo wipe yxour ass after yxou use the lxoad gaper txoxo lmfaxo just learn hxow txo xoperate yxour xown fucking systems
well nxow they've given me that amxount xof pxower theyre nxot getting it back lmfaxo. xonly thing wxorse than being a battery is being a battery with nxothing txo cxontrxol
[IN CONFIDENCE] Previous manager was culled tonight. Naturally, the winner has taken their place. She does not know what my role entails, nor what my team does. I am wary about shifting priorities.
[IN CONFIDENCE] Yellowblood asshole won't give me permissions to update the Metadata term set. Need to investigate cull-and-replace options.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Watched a scuttlebuggy scramble with a long string of load gaper sheet attached to its prongs.
[UNCLASSIFIED] No music playing in the office. May as well end it all now.
[IN CONFIDENCE] The siren song of sopor calls to me. But data won't secure itself.
[REPLY ALL] [IN CONFIDENCE] I am aware one of you has been leaving whimsynotes in my inbox. I am impressed by their anonymity. So, like. Haha. Which one of you is trying to request me to be their fool?
[UNCLASSIFIED] Seeking suggestions on what else to add to an overday grub smoothie. Thanks in advance.
i heard spina{h is good and you won't even taste the iron and other nutrients for energy that it'll give you. {heap as hell too.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Another night, another caegar.
"= you get caegars for free? ="
[UNCLASSIFIED] Boss asked me what my plans for the wipeend were. It was nice of him to forget I don't have rostered time off for another moon. Maybe he is considering me for a promotion.
↗️YOUR SUPERIOR IS PREPARING TO EXECUTE YOU.↗️
[URGENT] [IMPORTANT] [UNCLASSIFIED] Please elaborate on your point.
↘️the thinly veiled threat of asking for your plans when you're unable to make them.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE ASSURING YOUR WIPEEND IS WIDE OPEN, AS YOUR SHIFT WILL SWIFTLY BE CANCELLED, FOREVER.↗️ ↘️it is the unfortunate and cutthroat nature of BUSINESS.↘️ ↗️I AM AVAILABLE FOR EXTRA SHIFTS.↗️
[UNCLASSIFIED] Your speculation is rife with fear, uncertainty, and doubt.
[SENSITIVE] Defender Portal > Tenant Allow/Block List > Prevent User From Contacting Organisation > @gratuitousAnnuity
[IN CONFIDENCE] Documents > Pictures > Personal > Restricted Access > Screenshots of censored rumblespheres. #nsfw
[UNCLASSIFIED] Working hard, or hardly providing any worth for our wondrous Empire, haha?
RE: GREAT POST! #rechitt lol