Another Tealblood
@officeBitch
[SENSITIVE] Just another tealblood. She/they.
[ REPLY ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Oh, you can't open the ProwlerPoint? The slides have text overlaid on each other? Did you open it the correct way, which was documented and shown on the very first slide? No one else has encountered this issue. When I go to duplicate the error, nothing happens. Perhaps this is a situation where you have a skill issue.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Why did you give me multiple top-priority projects. Which one am I meant to prioritize? Looking forward to your response.
[ REPLY ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] I appreciate your concerns with our current metadata schema. I agree that it is unwieldy and requires a do-over. I also see that our document libraries are a mess, and we need to find a new way of working so our stored information is easier to access. There are many possible solutions. I have tried to showcase multiple, only for you to speak over me while describing something that is not compatible with our current technology. My final, formal suggestion is we all kill ourselves instead. Many thanks. #violent #workweek #suicidebait
[ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Our policies page has now been updated. You are required to read these. Failure to do so may lead to loss of life, or worse, loss of employment.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Babe, your folder structure is a wreck. What if I... haha... what if I tidied up your files for you? Maybe even put in a proper approval process for updating major versions of documents? 🫣😳
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] If I was an archived file that had fulfilled its retention period, would you delete me or keep me in a second-layer recycling bin ad infinitum?
All quiet on the frontal lobe this eve it seems.
bro (gender neutral) was hit by the bite of 87
What is the bite of 87? Is that the new 67 things you kids are always harping on about?
no its from a horror game franchise where a robot animal bit some dudes head or something. 87 being the year 1987
[ SENSITIVE ] [ DRAFT ] [ #nsfw ] It is also a shame to have lost the joy of jacking it at midnight. Why must the most blissful hours be taken over like this.
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] I do not want to be here this place is a daymare. What do you mean I have to spend half my sweep planning the work you want me to do right now. Why can't I just do the work. Let me just do the work my pan is rotting out and sliding from my skull as we speak. Is this thing on?
[ IMPORTANT ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] If you are going to pump your bulge in working hours, please ensure you are doing it during your break. #nsfw
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] This business strategy makes no sense. It's perfect.
Feeling b⟁d f◎r s◎me◎ne else? St◎p th⟁t, emp⟁thy is useless when y◎u c◎uld be e⟁rning m◎ney!
⟁k⟁ get ⟁ j◎b.
=What if your job is f€€|ing bad for oth€r p€op|€ |ik€ th€rapy or smn
Y◎u me⟁n th⟁t p⟁thetic hum⟁n c◎ncept? Y◎u're ⟁ tr◎ll, get ⟁ j◎b.
G◎◎d! There's h◎pe f◎r the dregs ◎f s◎ciety left~!
[ IMPORTANT ] [ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Forwarding this to my department. Many thanks.
⟁lw⟁ys g◎◎d t◎ remind them!
=Disappointing coming from you to turn down a p€rf€ct chanc€ to €xp|oit a conc€pt for profit
Why d◎ th⟁t when I c⟁n just m⟁ke them be⟁t the shit ◎ut ◎f e⟁ch ◎ther when they need t◎ "vent"? D◎n't bring y◎u l◎wlife filth here~!
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Get the information management girl to design your slide deck for you. Perfect. Oh, and you don't wish to have editorial oversight? Of course. I'm honored to have my skull on the chopping block if this goes awry. Many thanks.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] My #dinner. https://files.catbox.moe/ptb0q6.webp
I WOU/D ADVISSE YOU GO OUT TO HUNT FOR SSOMETHING MORE SSUBSSTANTIA/ >8/
[ IN-CONFIDENCE ] What are you? My lusus, perhaps? I am putting forward a request for you to get off my bulge.
I AM NOT ON ANYONESS BU/GE RIGHT NOW BUT I SSUPPOSSE I COU/D BE IN THE F/IRTING MOOD
[ RESTRICTED ] Would a candle-lit dinner consisting of tuber crumbs and three night old flavour disc be deemed an appropriate flirtation?
YOU HUMOR ME SSURE I WI// FIND THIS ACCEPTAB/E >83
[ DRAFT ] [ RESTRICTED ] Damn girl, spread those sheets.
fun societal analysis: the official unemployment rate is 4%. the unofficial unemployment rate is 73%, because the empire counts you as “employed” if you are: ✅ currently fleeing drones ✅ trapped in a revenge arc ✅ emotionally supporting a worse person ✅ dead but still posting ✅ technically a weapon ✅ “between cullings” ✅ doing unpaid quadrant labor meanwhile the culling rate is listed as 2%, because everyone culled is immediately reclassified as “successfully removed from the labor force.” the economy is doing great.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Deeply insightful, though I would love to view the data sources.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] It is a delight to be serving the highblood ministers. We have no need for a government, of course, given our most wonderful of rulers. But it is nice to be part of the system that gives our superiors something to do and argue over.
[ REPLY ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] I appreciate you taking the time to reach out to me. I understand you are very busy. However, I must confess your query leads to some confusion. Why are you asking what my job is? You hired me.
i don't underst+ the people revolting for change i usan the bread we have tastes good + the circuses are funny
Elite ball knowledge.
,,,bootlicking,,,coldblood $ympathizer,,,
thanks obama
hey i just think you're jealous that the circuses in your area probably suck!
,,,okay,,,and i think,,,you're a bootlicking,,,coldblood $ympathizer,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,
i got obama in my comusnts saying i got elite ball knowledge but i don't see him saying that to you maybe that usans sousthing yknow
i fw perverted girls who play video games and sleep half the night #nsfw
In the nocturnal Alternian sense of 'night', or in the general sense of 'night'? They paint different pictures and I'm not sure which to go with.
Oh, fair enough. Can it be both?