Another Tealblood
@officeBitch
[SENSITIVE] Just another tealblood. She/they.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Get the information management girl to design your slide deck for you. Perfect. Oh, and you don't wish to have editorial oversight? Of course. I'm honored to have my skull on the chopping block if this goes awry. Many thanks.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] My #dinner. https://files.catbox.moe/ptb0q6.webp
I WOU/D ADVISSE YOU GO OUT TO HUNT FOR SSOMETHING MORE SSUBSSTANTIA/ >8/
[ IN-CONFIDENCE ] What are you? My lusus, perhaps? I am putting forward a request for you to get off my bulge.
I AM NOT ON ANYONESS BU/GE RIGHT NOW BUT I SSUPPOSSE I COU/D BE IN THE F/IRTING MOOD
[ RESTRICTED ] Would a candle-lit dinner consisting of tuber crumbs and three night old flavour disc be deemed an appropriate flirtation?
[ DRAFT ] [ RESTRICTED ] Damn girl, spread those sheets.
fun societal analysis: the official unemployment rate is 4%. the unofficial unemployment rate is 73%, because the empire counts you as “employed” if you are: ✅ currently fleeing drones ✅ trapped in a revenge arc ✅ emotionally supporting a worse person ✅ dead but still posting ✅ technically a weapon ✅ “between cullings” ✅ doing unpaid quadrant labor meanwhile the culling rate is listed as 2%, because everyone culled is immediately reclassified as “successfully removed from the labor force.” the economy is doing great.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Deeply insightful, though I would love to view the data sources.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] It is a delight to be serving the highblood ministers. We have no need for a government, of course, given our most wonderful of rulers. But it is nice to be part of the system that gives our superiors something to do and argue over.
[ REPLY ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] I appreciate you taking the time to reach out to me. I understand you are very busy. However, I must confess your query leads to some confusion. Why are you asking what my job is? You hired me.
i don't underst+ the people revolting for change i usan the bread we have tastes good + the circuses are funny
Elite ball knowledge.
,,,bootlicking,,,coldblood $ympathizer,,,
hey i just think you're jealous that the circuses in your area probably suck!
,,,okay,,,and i think,,,you're a bootlicking,,,coldblood $ympathizer,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,
i got obama in my comusnts saying i got elite ball knowledge but i don't see him saying that to you maybe that usans sousthing yknow
i fw perverted girls who play video games and sleep half the night #nsfw
In the nocturnal Alternian sense of 'night', or in the general sense of 'night'? They paint different pictures and I'm not sure which to go with.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] A shining example of why data security is so important. #missingnovirus
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Do you remember how we used to run
POINT OF ORDER! on principle i have simply always refused to run. i saunter
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! goregle calendar invite coming soon
[ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Did you know? The best way to appreciate a carcinogenic stick is to deliberately leave the carton back at hive while you work. All night you'll be dreaming about putting that suckered in your maw and pulling. Unrelated to this fact; I have begun chewing on my elevated work surface.
私も同じ経験があるから、その通りだと思う。私もハッパで同じことをした。
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] They raised the price of carcinogenic sticks again. I will be scheduling a slot in my calendar for digging drywall out with my claws and eating it slowly as I am consumed by desire and madness.
makin anot)(er call to raise it again in a few days
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Thinkspongewashing and murder are typical gruffernment actions. I do not understand the fuss.
- This! 🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️ #HigherPowers #PleaseSpareMeForAgreeing #Thanks
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] I have been offered a administrative architecture role supporting gruffernment.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Please react to this message appropriately.
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] I have been requested to speak to an interview panel.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] It is a good thing I did not "crash out" on the clock when I assumed I had done something wrong. Turns out I am my manager's favourite, prettiest princess.
4FT3R MY SH1FT 1S OV3R, 1'M GO1NG TO N33D 4 T4LL GL4SS OF C1G4R3TT3S #SUBST4NC3
-=[ i love cigare ttes ! !_☺]=-
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] It's perfectly fine I didn't see the Matesprit Island sign-ups until it was too late. I wouldn't have been able to take time off of work anyway.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Work from hive orders came in tonight. I am no fool. I will trek through the floods to get to the officestem. It's what my manager would have wanted.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] If I keep working I will be rewarded.
me VVhen II'm hIIttIIn the 2lot2 IIf II'm beIIn hone2t.
↗️EVEN IF THERE IS NO REWARD, WE SOLDIER ONWARD.↗️