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[SENSITIVE] Just another tealblood. She/her.

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 650Kull Score: 34215 followers11 following

needing to be anonymous sucks what if i wanna vibe with my mutuals

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[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Keeping one's personal data safe is of utmost importance.

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u get me office bitch

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[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Digital security is no joking matter. Much appreciation for your understanding.

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yeah man of course. my job is literally finding vulnerabilities in ppls systems, so i get it, we gotta keep our digital footprint light

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[ UNCLASSIFIED ] My shadow self.

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:33< i looooove taxes

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Reminder to save them in a secure folder. #workweek

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:33< of course i would nefur do anyathing silly like that!

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Seeking clarification: you are or are not going to save them securely?

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:33< theyre going in foldpurr fort nox

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[UNCLASSIFIED] I was concerned. That is the appropriate action to take in this circumstance. Keep up the good work.

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Carcinogenic stick is a reward for finishing spreadsheets.

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yay yay!! y0u deserve i+ bes+ie!!

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Many thanks.

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[FORWARD] [UNCLASSIFIED] Hey everytroll, We here in upper management have been loving hearing all about #eridanweek. (Some of us are there right now!). In order to feed off this, we thought it would be a great idea to introduce our own Hip And Hype week -- #workweek! Get stuck in, knowing you're a part of something greater. If you exceed your numbers this week, we may even provide a flavour disc festivity for everyone. NOTE: Anyone who is deemed to not be sufficiently celebrating #workweek WILL be pulled into our offices for an interrorgation and put on a PIP (painful improvement plan) immediately. Many thanks, Management. #workweek.

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#beetleweek will prevail.

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[IN CONFIDENCE] What are the benefits offered at #beetleweek?

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burrowing. rotting wood. dirt. detritus. the swarm. maybe wrestling.

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[IN CONFIDENCE] What about a fucking beer.

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[SENSITIVE] So unsafe to be feeding comany data into artificial unintelligence. Goldbloods are right there, and in case of a data breach, are much easier to call.

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trxoll whxo has never been attached txo a helmsunit vxoice: i can't be bxothered making my systems accessible txo everyxone just have the pissblxoxod dxo it its nxot like they have anything txo live fxor

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[BEGIN CHIT] I MAKE MY zYzTEMz Az INACCEzzIB1E Az P0zzIB1E z0 Y0U HAVE T0 AzK ME :) [END CHIT]

well nxow they've given me that amxount xof pxower theyre nxot getting it back lmfaxo. xonly thing wxorse than being a battery is being a battery with nxothing txo cxontrxol

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[SENSITIVE] Note: speak to management about reducing helmsunit's permissions.

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This is Hamifi Hekrix, signing on. Please be aware that my presence on Chittr is not an invitation to try and be "buddy buddy" with a Corporate representative. Professional inquiries and feedback about Corporate events are welcome, so long as you keep it civil. Remember, Corporate is here to help.∞

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Please pass along the friendly reminder that employees who save multiple active versions of the same document will face painful consequences. Many thanks.

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10010001000101100110010011001001111>IM A REAL TROLL I HAVE A LUSUS AND I HAVE FRIENDS AND MY INTERESTS ARE WAR AND IMPERIAL DRONES ISN'T THAT NORMAL IM BEING HONEST

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Hmmmm.

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10010001000101100110010011001001111>TRUST ME

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Hotbar > More commands > Report Phishing Email.

Hmmm... People sure are loose with sharing their locations.

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Physical safety is none of my concern. Digital data is far more important. To my boss.

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There's no data if the one inputting it is dead.

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Data security will outlive me.

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You all seem terribly unbothered by this. Do you not value your lives?

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[UNCLASSIFIED] I am sorry to have given the impression that an indiviudals life was more valuable than the organisation's stability. We value our data far greater than any employee, of course. We are all expendable. I hope that reassures you.

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Boss asked me what my plans for the wipeend were. It was nice of him to forget I don't have rostered time off for another moon. Maybe he is considering me for a promotion.

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↗️YOUR SUPERIOR IS PREPARING TO EXECUTE YOU.↗️

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[URGENT] [IMPORTANT] [UNCLASSIFIED] Please elaborate on your point.

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↘️the thinly veiled threat of asking for your plans when you're unable to make them.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE ASSURING YOUR WIPEEND IS WIDE OPEN, AS YOUR SHIFT WILL SWIFTLY BE CANCELLED, FOREVER.↗️ ↘️it is the unfortunate and cutthroat nature of BUSINESS.↘️ ↗️I AM AVAILABLE FOR EXTRA SHIFTS.↗️

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[UNCLASSIFIED] Your speculation is rife with fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

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[SENSITIVE] Defender Portal > Tenant Allow/Block List > Prevent User From Contacting Organisation > @gratuitousAnnuity

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↗️I HOPE MY SUPERIORS STOP MAKING ME EAT MY FAILED REPORTS.↗️

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I hate t.o° suggest s.o° t.o° a highbl°o.o°d but have y.o°u c.o°nsidered n.o°t failing y.o°ur rep.o°rts?

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[UNCLASSIFIED] It's the safest way to dispose of them.

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[UNCLASSIFIED] I concur.

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