Another Tealblood
@officeBitch
[SENSITIVE] Just another tealblood. She/they.
[ IMPORTANT ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] If you are going to pump your bulge in working hours, please ensure you are doing it during your break. #nsfw
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] This business strategy makes no sense. It's perfect.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Get the information management girl to design your slide deck for you. Perfect. Oh, and you don't wish to have editorial oversight? Of course. I'm honored to have my skull on the chopping block if this goes awry. Many thanks.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] My #dinner. https://files.catbox.moe/ptb0q6.webp
I WOU/D ADVISSE YOU GO OUT TO HUNT FOR SSOMETHING MORE SSUBSSTANTIA/ >8/
[ IN-CONFIDENCE ] What are you? My lusus, perhaps? I am putting forward a request for you to get off my bulge.
I AM NOT ON ANYONESS BU/GE RIGHT NOW BUT I SSUPPOSSE I COU/D BE IN THE F/IRTING MOOD
[ RESTRICTED ] Would a candle-lit dinner consisting of tuber crumbs and three night old flavour disc be deemed an appropriate flirtation?
[ DRAFT ] [ RESTRICTED ] Damn girl, spread those sheets.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] It is a delight to be serving the highblood ministers. We have no need for a government, of course, given our most wonderful of rulers. But it is nice to be part of the system that gives our superiors something to do and argue over.
[ REPLY ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] I appreciate you taking the time to reach out to me. I understand you are very busy. However, I must confess your query leads to some confusion. Why are you asking what my job is? You hired me.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] A shining example of why data security is so important. #missingnovirus
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Do you remember how we used to run
POINT OF ORDER! on principle i have simply always refused to run. i saunter
[ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Did you know? The best way to appreciate a carcinogenic stick is to deliberately leave the carton back at hive while you work. All night you'll be dreaming about putting that suckered in your maw and pulling. Unrelated to this fact; I have begun chewing on my elevated work surface.
私も同じ経験があるから、その通りだと思う。私もハッパで同じことをした。
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] They raised the price of carcinogenic sticks again. I will be scheduling a slot in my calendar for digging drywall out with my claws and eating it slowly as I am consumed by desire and madness.
makin anot)(er call to raise it again in a few days
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Thinkspongewashing and murder are typical gruffernment actions. I do not understand the fuss.
- This! 🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️ #HigherPowers #PleaseSpareMeForAgreeing #Thanks
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] I have been offered a administrative architecture role supporting gruffernment.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Please react to this message appropriately.
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] I have been requested to speak to an interview panel.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] It is a good thing I did not "crash out" on the clock when I assumed I had done something wrong. Turns out I am my manager's favourite, prettiest princess.
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] It's perfectly fine I didn't see the Matesprit Island sign-ups until it was too late. I wouldn't have been able to take time off of work anyway.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Work from hive orders came in tonight. I am no fool. I will trek through the floods to get to the officestem. It's what my manager would have wanted.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] If I keep working I will be rewarded.
me VVhen II'm hIIttIIn the 2lot2 IIf II'm beIIn hone2t.
↗️EVEN IF THERE IS NO REWARD, WE SOLDIER ONWARD.↗️
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] I am all put of carcinogenic sticks and I must remain chained to the workstation for another several hours. They never said getting a potential promotion was easy.
"= chains can be used. to strangle yourself. if getting out of them is too hard, and the job. is too fucking awful. ="
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] I could never cull myself at work. That's for quitters.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] If I ever get my claws on the troll actively trying to shove modern Microscoff products down my ignoranceshaft.