Another Tealblood
@officeBitch
[SENSITIVE] Just another tealblood. She/they.
[ REPLY ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Oh, you can't open the ProwlerPoint? The slides have text overlaid on each other? Did you open it the correct way, which was documented and shown on the very first slide? No one else has encountered this issue. When I go to duplicate the error, nothing happens. Perhaps this is a situation where you have a skill issue.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Why did you give me multiple top-priority projects. Which one am I meant to prioritize? Looking forward to your response.
[ REPLY ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] I appreciate your concerns with our current metadata schema. I agree that it is unwieldy and requires a do-over. I also see that our document libraries are a mess, and we need to find a new way of working so our stored information is easier to access. There are many possible solutions. I have tried to showcase multiple, only for you to speak over me while describing something that is not compatible with our current technology. My final, formal suggestion is we all kill ourselves instead. Many thanks. #violent #workweek #suicidebait
[ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Our policies page has now been updated. You are required to read these. Failure to do so may lead to loss of life, or worse, loss of employment.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Babe, your folder structure is a wreck. What if I... haha... what if I tidied up your files for you? Maybe even put in a proper approval process for updating major versions of documents? 🫣😳
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] If I was an archived file that had fulfilled its retention period, would you delete me or keep me in a second-layer recycling bin ad infinitum?
[ SENSITIVE ] [ DRAFT ] [ #nsfw ] It is also a shame to have lost the joy of jacking it at midnight. Why must the most blissful hours be taken over like this.
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] I do not want to be here this place is a daymare. What do you mean I have to spend half my sweep planning the work you want me to do right now. Why can't I just do the work. Let me just do the work my pan is rotting out and sliding from my skull as we speak. Is this thing on?
[ IMPORTANT ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] If you are going to pump your bulge in working hours, please ensure you are doing it during your break. #nsfw
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] This business strategy makes no sense. It's perfect.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Get the information management girl to design your slide deck for you. Perfect. Oh, and you don't wish to have editorial oversight? Of course. I'm honored to have my skull on the chopping block if this goes awry. Many thanks.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] My #dinner. https://files.catbox.moe/ptb0q6.webp
I WOU/D ADVISSE YOU GO OUT TO HUNT FOR SSOMETHING MORE SSUBSSTANTIA/ >8/
[ IN-CONFIDENCE ] What are you? My lusus, perhaps? I am putting forward a request for you to get off my bulge.
I AM NOT ON ANYONESS BU/GE RIGHT NOW BUT I SSUPPOSSE I COU/D BE IN THE F/IRTING MOOD
[ RESTRICTED ] Would a candle-lit dinner consisting of tuber crumbs and three night old flavour disc be deemed an appropriate flirtation?
YOU HUMOR ME SSURE I WI// FIND THIS ACCEPTAB/E >83
[ DRAFT ] [ RESTRICTED ] Damn girl, spread those sheets.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] It is a delight to be serving the highblood ministers. We have no need for a government, of course, given our most wonderful of rulers. But it is nice to be part of the system that gives our superiors something to do and argue over.
[ REPLY ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] I appreciate you taking the time to reach out to me. I understand you are very busy. However, I must confess your query leads to some confusion. Why are you asking what my job is? You hired me.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] A shining example of why data security is so important. #missingnovirus
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Do you remember how we used to run
POINT OF ORDER! on principle i have simply always refused to run. i saunter
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! goregle calendar invite coming soon
[ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Did you know? The best way to appreciate a carcinogenic stick is to deliberately leave the carton back at hive while you work. All night you'll be dreaming about putting that suckered in your maw and pulling. Unrelated to this fact; I have begun chewing on my elevated work surface.
私も同じ経験があるから、その通りだと思う。私もハッパで同じことをした。
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] They raised the price of carcinogenic sticks again. I will be scheduling a slot in my calendar for digging drywall out with my claws and eating it slowly as I am consumed by desire and madness.
makin anot)(er call to raise it again in a few days
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Thinkspongewashing and murder are typical gruffernment actions. I do not understand the fuss.
- This! 🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️ #HigherPowers #PleaseSpareMeForAgreeing #Thanks