♣ mediated by @officeBitch
(Good I like when teal bloods get all up in my business~)<
me VVhen II'm hIIttIIn the 2lot2 IIf II'm beIIn hone2t.
Im good, I dont fw that 2hit 3ith3r.
That2 why I go to th3 bar and g3t blitz3d and fight p3opl3 #2ub2tanc3 #viol3nc3?
yeah man of course. my job is literally finding vulnerabilities in ppls systems, so i get it, we gotta keep our digital footprint light
- ANNOUNCING: Fromm the business-mminded mminds of THE @pickleInspector and mmyself (mme) ... a REVOLUTIONARY REBRAND. I KNOW you have problemms. And those problemms require the mmust helpful, hands-on solutions. We can and will help. - HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: "A Helpful Handy for your Pickle!" Because we aren't letting go of your Pickle until we've thoroughly Handled it!
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! *only* if you were an email
WH4TS UP CH1TTR!!!!!! 1M F1N4LLY H3R3!!!
ANYBODY SEEN MY SECRETARY NATASHA? SHE'S AN OLIVE BLOOD AND VERY GOOD FOR HER CASTE
「 Maybe I shouldn't have let this letter sit on my desk for the last three nights. Apparently there was a data breach and I was in it. What the fuck are these services even for? ⥮
ʚ♡ɞ LIKE UHMMMM!!! I likee just totally hit someone with my car LOLZ!!! #Textinganddriving!!!!!