dave
@turntechGodhead
my lymphnodes are not swollen
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
#fatgirlskissing
@bubbleblower
i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed
I would like to challenge LDR to a duel. #Hater
I would win against any version of that delusional harpy.
#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou
You're just laying it all out tonight, aren't you?
yeah #lovethefatgirls
longest yeah boyyyyyy ever
no because real ;-;
KUDOS! ❤︎
Needed For What?
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
#trouble #fuckkkk
You’re trembling, I see. But there’s no need—I just wanted specify I do not have a drinking problem, I have a drinking hobby. #substances #subjectivity #glasshalfempty #becauseIdrankit
#sigh #youreright lets throw some #gin back like our #bitchmom always would
man youve shat out a whole lot of soppy diarrheal bullcrap over the years but this particular turd takes the cake i cant even fucking laugh youll pay for what youve done to my homegirls bangs oh yes youll fuckin pay
(im laughing my fucking ass off #haha #haha #ha)
[slides a $20] keep the heat up
No!!
what the fuck give me my fucking twenty back jesus christ you give these vultures a tiny little millimeter and they take a thousand miles
concept: laying on the ground post-brawl as you try to come to your senses, your vision blurry and body in agony looking up as the reason for your pain pants tiredly and drops their weapon to the ground, using their boot to tap roughly at your inner thighs to spread your legs "...did you fucking piss yourself, y/n?" they laugh, the bottom of their boot pressing down into your warm crotch (tags: Reader/Rival, #rankworks, unmentioned quad, unmentioned charms, vague pitchfic, #pissgate, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, trending topics, boots, archive rating: E)
THE FEED MIGHT GO FAST, BUT YOU WORK FASTER
:o)
rankmaid this will be the first time i say this ever in a platonic non-quadrant sense, but i fucking love you.
i love u based rankmade
lⓘsten just because ⓘm a yell໑wbl໑໑d d໑esn't mean-
ah... i could not have written this without you the father of #pissegate 0///v///0 #nsfw #nsfwe
#incest #piss #pisscest
How do I like this chitt three separate times?
look like i got put through #thetaffypuller #miketvcore
Are you feeling overwhelmingly tall today? #Freak
You are Mike TeaVee in the taffy-puller, I am when Mike Teavee gets very small and rests in the palm of his mother's hand. #WeAreBothMikeTeaVee #Freak
It has come to my attention that the Lalondes are partaking in something deemed “Evil Surgery.” To counteract this, I have proposed “Good Surgery.”
incredible policy here
messed up to be undermining women like this
The Lalondes will also be in charge of “Good Surgery.”
ok good but i hope they arent stopping evil surgery anytime soon
That is entirely their own decision. I try not to involve myself in women’s business.
I am assuming the "Good Surgery" will not infringe upon any #EvilSurgery that is performed? Otherwise, this is a blatant disrespect to my #FirstAmendmentRights
Thank you, Mr. President.
Thank you Mr. Trollbama Ego sum ira Domini.
Of course. I am merely giving the option. The Lalondes are entirely in their own rights to deny any “Good Surgery” requested.
troll brad mondo after he tells you to part your hair into four quadrants https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a27f92ea7123.png
Need a troll to weigh in, is it easy to fry your hair with bleach? #IamAlbino #FourQuadrants?!?!?!!?
#nowreading #performative #male #sensitive #johnlennon #wheredotheducksgo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cbacc3fd8a6f.webp
I absolutely despised that book. Happy readings.
yeah its no surprise you wouldnt understand the complexities of #manpain
Oh my. You are so well read. Everyone within a 100 mile radius will be so impressed. I think I hear the ladies swooning.
that one's such a mood! these POSERS just don't get it.
I think I hear it too.
just saw a #babybunny outside #lifeaffirming moment will never go on this website again #outsideonly #beautifuloutside
world is beautiful (sometimes)
No you're stuck here with me #NoChildren #Handinunlovablehand #Incest
#nochildren #becauseitwouldnotbegeneticallyadvisabletoprocreate #incest #ourincestbabies
#Abbey #Mitski #Incest
its great being the #real dave #normal #welladjusted #smoothpeanutbutter
#imhungry
#seed #hand #implication #wtfdude
No, keep going. #TheImplications.
bored feel like doing some EVIL SURGERY
hell yeah lets go
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
Phenomenal, outstanding work. I am aside myself with the sickest giddy, I'm going to have a fucking fit.
Imbecile. Your grammatical error disgusts me. #Incest
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
its evil because i dont have a medical license
rose must be a pretty good muse huh? :p
yes she gets my creative juices flowing #incest #juices #thajuice
dr who fans grab your sonic screwdrivers dave strider grab your ritalin or #vyvanse
#vyvanse pog
wheres obama #ineedtolibout
I apologize for just seeing this. Please always feel free to reach out, I am always available for my dear constituents.
everyone quick take your #pills #ritalin
(( genuinely reminded me ooc to take my meds
thanks for the reminder! #estradiol #progesterone #spironolactone #pantoprazole
#ibugprofen
yeah i got em #imnotlistingthatshit #theressofuckingmany #testosterone tho
#viagra #viagra #viagra #prozac #nicotinelosenge #viagra #caffienepill
#isurvived the #rosedraughtof2026 #smothermeinroses
little caesars and tap water
re fuckin chitt brother
