dave
@turntechGodhead
my lymphnodes are not swollen
oh my fucking god someone take this kid away from me before i beat his ass he needs to sleep
#leavebabyinasafespace #donotshakebaby #drowsybutawake #ferber
i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed
I would like to challenge LDR to a duel. #Hater
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nobody has ever talked about the top fragger x bottom fragger dynamic #nsfw
i thought you were talking about fucking fraggles #fragglerock
#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou
fat girl sneed.
You're just laying it all out tonight, aren't you?
yeah #lovethefatgirls
its anorexic girl summer
hell no its big fat girl summer #ilovebigfatgirls
the wicked pimp of the west approaches your town sheriff what the fuck are you going to do
whip out my big old pistol #phallicsymbolism
careful itll fall off
i have to step in here to say sometimes i piss in the birdbath
my eyes are burning tag your #PISS
"piss" this "incest" that >>hen are >>e gonna talk about feet #nsf>> #nsf>>e
right now go for it
ddo you think his suit smells good (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, newcomer on the timeline, well dressed, archive rating: T)
it probably smells like fucking ozone and cigar smoke #nasty
I disappeared into the ether last night. This is primarily due to the fact that I attempted to watch "The Incubus (2010)" and I fell into a deep, deep slumber, as if I had pricked my finger upon a spindle. I was impossible to wake. It was almost as if Raphael had reaped my thanergy through the mother-fucking screen. Consider this my review. #3.5/5
#andiwastheretoo #incest
Was your thanergy similarly drained? I think not. Raphael chose me through the screen. #Incest
no i was amped as hell after i saw that shit #staysexyraphael
some dude walked in and asked for a pizza with literally no cheese and no sauce. told his ass to go to panara if he wants dry crusty bread.
did he want any beef on it
None pizza, left beef?
its time to drink #dietcoke