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Hello, dear readers. I am happy to announce my recent headshots have come in. To any excited fans or preying tabloid eyes, please be sure to use this approved image of yours truly from now on. Thank you. https://i.ibb.co/kVq58MtJ/IMG-8776.jpg
Hm. I’m getting word from my social media manager that something happened to how that image is rendering. Perhaps I fudged the file while I was attempting to upload it. Something about a black blur obscuring me? It’s no matter, I will try again with a colored photo this time. https://i.ibb.co/spqt27p1/IMG-8775.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/76rFdJY4/IMG-5964.jpg Feel free to tag yourself below. #Slumber
My first act as Secretary of Degeneracy as designated by President @barackObama is giving you this #yuripost #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7341/sample_4041d9814a85ae59131b87cc0bb996f6.jpg?8381108
being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is
im tired of all this meat posting!!!! candy be upon ye!!! #candyposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/308b677855ca.jpg
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I would win against any version of that delusional harpy.
Who, in your opinion, is the best fraggle, and why is it Wembley?
I AM GOING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY I SAW ON MY FEED. #VAGUEPOSTING I AM REALLY ENJOYING MY MEAL RIGHT NOW! SEND POST.
Typing with wet nails, very very dangerous #Iamin #Danger
no because real ;-;
KUDOS! ❤︎
yeah #lovethefatgirls
fat girl sneed.
You're going to fuck the Wicked Pimp of the West? #Yourbullet #ENTERING #ThePimp? #Nsfw
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the wicked pimp of the west approaches your town sheriff what the fuck are you going to do
Gasp. Whatever happened to death of the author? #Scandalous #Notvery.... #Degenerousofyou
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
You just don't understand. Sad! #LaCroix #IDrinkitbecauseItHurts #Masochist #Nsfw #PainSeekingBehavior #TheCarbonationStings
u fuys get 1 (one) hornt up post from me let me in dem clown seadweller n bronze totties #nsfw
Lawyer
I feel sticky and wrong. I have learned my lesson.
u rly got me good nanna
Just put some cream in @totesGruesome and @flightyBroad faces! Hoo hoo hoo! That's what you get for being a meanie
Taking many notes. #Pissgate #Rollingaroundinmycasket #Intrigued
look within and contemplate whether youre a sheep or a wolf in the wake of all this #trailblazing #ceobusinessmindset
concept: laying on the ground post-brawl as you try to come to your senses, your vision blurry and body in agony looking up as the reason for your pain pants tiredly and drops their weapon to the ground, using their boot to tap roughly at your inner thighs to spread your legs "...did you fucking piss yourself, y/n?" they laugh, the bottom of their boot pressing down into your warm crotch (tags: Reader/Rival, unmentioned quad, unmentioned charms, vague pitchfic, #pissgate, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, trending topics, boots, archive rating: E)
https://i.postimg.cc/63bYRwKH/IMG-0173.png #lindsaylohan #aesthetic
https://i.postimg.cc/020Zdp9K/IMG-0178.jpg #lindsaylohan #aesthetic
"piss" this "incest" that >>hen are >>e gonna talk about feet #nsf>> #nsf>>e
How do I like this chitt three separate times?
IN DA MOOD 4 SUM COTT0N CANDIEEEEEEE 😍😍💙💖🥶💗💗
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
thanks baby rose for the reminder
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thr mobile site is havging a fucking storoke rn
#nonepizzaleftbeef https://i.redd.it/hepvjugmv05b1.png
None pizza, left beef?
I disappeared into the ether last night. This is primarily due to the fact that I attempted to watch "The Incubus (2010)" and I fell into a deep, deep slumber, as if I had pricked my finger upon a spindle. I was impossible to wake. It was almost as if Raphael had reaped my thanergy through the mother-fucking screen. Consider this my review. #3.5/5
#Now(Re)Reading #Incest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/735e71d43594.jpeg
Lordy lord lord... No, please do not mistake me. These were all facets of the movie that I enjoyed thoroughly. I found Walter and Johnny to be the most captivating characters on screen for the majority of the movie. Also, Bianca was DRESSED DOWN the entire time. Unfortunately, Marnie fell a little bit flat for me but I believe that is within the spirit of the Self-Insert nature that comes with these Twilight rip-offs.
Beating off two fellas at once is no small feat! Your flowers are well deserved compadre.
A few minutes later the Pony Pals were in Dr. Crandal’s examining room. He put the cat on the examining table and [readied his holy water and crucifix.] “I’ve never seen [the film Titanic],” Dr. Crandal said. “But I can tell you [Leonardo DiCaprio] lived outdoors all his life. [Leo] doesn’t have any scars and has eaten well. He’s also been altered. [Claire Danes] definitely [had chemistry with him in Romeo + Juliet].” Dr. Crandal listened to the cat’s heart and lungs with his stethoscope. “[This cat has no heartbeat. It is not of this world]” he said. He handed the cat back to Anna. “I’m going to [sacrifice some goats to him, because I am fucking terrified. This is such a bullshit animal.”] He opened a drawer and took out a [rusty music box.] Anna held the cat while Dr. Crandal gave the [windup key to his daughter. “It’s finally time for you to take this, Pam. You’ll know when and how to use it. I’m sorry that this burden is now yours.”] “We’re going to make posters about the cat,” Anna told him. “[This fucking thing is distracting us from our horse-related shit, so unless someone claims him, we’ll have to take matters into our own hands.”] “Good idea,” said Dr. Crandal. “He can sleep in the kennel tonight. I have [an enema scheduled soon. Goodbye.”] “Thanks, Dr. Crandal,” [Pawnee whispered huskily.] The Pony Pals said [a word so foul that I cannot bear to reprint it] to Dr. Cran- #DetectivePony
~~i think that's called borderline personality disorder~~
You are Mike TeaVee in the taffy-puller, I am when Mike Teavee gets very small and rests in the palm of his mother's hand. #WeAreBothMikeTeaVee #Freak
Hello, Mr. Voorhees. Big fan.
The majority of my dreams would have me publically executed à la the French Revolution. #ModestDersite
going to costco again anyone need anything
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
forhot sayin im available 4 dinnr vaguely sounds liek i am dinner.
// To whoever's making this site, can you make it so quirks dont fuck with links?
Could fuck up a rotisserie chicken right now.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/8w9ks2.png that scene was terrible but he was lowk hittin that shit. #succession #ltotheog ]
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/8eea59888e1d6b047732217cc0f9f6e8a38ebeec.jpg #nsfw Posting this solely for the purpose stated on my previous chitt. Also, new little number that I bought. Thoughts?
Chapter 1 A Visitor Anna Harley came out her back door and ran across the backyard. There were two ponies in the paddock behind Anna’s house and yard. “Hey, ponies,” Anna called out. “We’re going for a trail ride[,” as she prepared the noose adroitly.] Anna’s pony, Acorn, was standing in the pony shed. The other pony, [Lil’ Sebastian], belonged to Anna’s next-door neighbor and Pony Pal, [The City of Pawnee, Indiana.] [Lil Seb] came over to Anna, but Acorn stayed in the shed. Anna thought that Acorn was trying to hide from her. He liked to play [I’m Scared Shitless of my Master.] #DetectivePony
It has come to my attention that the Lalondes are partaking in something deemed “Evil Surgery.” To counteract this, I have proposed “Good Surgery.”
thank you so much im havign trouble seeing through my tears thank you
You have more than earned this.
ah... this... this is a dream come true i never thought i would be recognized for such a high honor trollbama-sama sir
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
Need a troll to weigh in, is it easy to fry your hair with bleach? #IamAlbino #FourQuadrants?!?!?!!?
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
I apologize for just seeing this. Please always feel free to reach out, I am always available for my dear constituents.
Beefing with my chick when I'm in jail.
I think I hear it too.
that one's such a mood! these POSERS just don't get it.
Oh my. You are so well read. Everyone within a 100 mile radius will be so impressed. I think I hear the ladies swooning.
#NowReading: https://i.postimg.cc/d0j9wSFR/99838307-58C3-4A02-9836-2CA852BD08A2.jpg @archiveAddict May be interested.
Why must the walls break down and bleed when you doth not give the requested sacrifice.
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Nothing like the beautiful, mild, lovely #RedAndPurple.
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Hot puppet babes in your area but when are they in mine.
some of yall have the worst color combinations i have ever seen in my life
that means she bad lol
not if the literal guy from the franchise picks it up and continues it Sweet Sbro and Hella Jef: The Mpvoie coming soon
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/9a/20/0a/9a200a260a222ec19610871d39c698f1.jpg mood
No you're stuck here with me #NoChildren #Handinunlovablehand #Incest
Remind him of our prior engagement for me. #HeOwesMe #ManyBoondollars
You can't post anymore because of #TheImplication. You can't speak to anyone because of #TheImplication. I so much as open my mouth and #TheImplication is subsequently #Implied. #Folgers
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#seed #hand #implication #wtfdude
#NowPlaying #Nettles Not even trying to have a good day. https://open.spotify.com/track/3xoM5gZ2RVQqLkjqEgrJ4x?si=jS4C0gJAQdq2AIdgNH-mhQ
@peaNut What's your stance on this? I'm intrigued.
The truest tome ever spoken from thy lips. Raspberry is simply the #BestJam in existence.
Imbecile. Your grammatical error disgusts me. #Incest
Phenomenal, outstanding work. I am aside myself with the sickest giddy, I'm going to have a fucking fit.
Are you still considered a MILF if you're estranged from your children? Asking for a distant relative.
1M BOR3D BOUNC1NG 4 B4LL 4G41NST 4 W4LL 4ND C4TCH1NG 1T
im gonna go sleep @geromy @sweetBro
um well im glad we get to see your juices!!
bored feel like doing some EVIL SURGERY
its evil because i dont have a medical license
The #ModestDersite does not discuss her bust size.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
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Real shit.
nothing wrong with abortion kill that baby pro choice
zak bagans should really speak on abortion and if he thinks fetuses turn into spirits of residual energy from the terrible thing that happened to them
THREE TO THE ONE TO THE ONE TO THE THREE BABY BACK UP, COME UP HERE WITH ME
why is everyone seven feet tall im starting to feel like this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGUFF5kWAAAIP76.jpg
this would have saved her soul
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
All of my Chitterlings are ranked A. As in Amazed at your Astonishing Assesment of Asthetics. A+, even.
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
I C an error.
@broSprite captured my gorgeous likeness perfectly i know
I am experimentally testing an especially irksome bug with the block feature on this website. It may mean nothing. Could be third-eye opening for others. We’ll see. #White-Hat-Hexing #WitchChittr #Occultism
Please note that the current timeline has adjusted and now instead of a Revolutionary War Battlefield we are inside a hospital, and I am dressed the fuck down in a Candy Striper outfit, ready to inject you with #ForeignSubstances to cure you of your #Sepsis... you shall survive, because medical care has significantly advanced in the past 12 seconds. #AndthenIgiveyou #Anevilkiss #Incest #OnyourNotEvilHead
I'm going to have to do #EvilSurgery on you Mother, in order to cure your #EvilSepsis. Please lie on the cold gurney.
im not making a bio post you can #gettoknowme #hmu
we gettin to over 50 (trillion) followers baby thats what i like to see https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png
#viagra #viagra #viagra #prozac #nicotinelosenge #viagra #caffienepill
I gasp, sputter, claw my (Glossy black perfect manicured) way back up to the very top of the deep, cavernous pit filled with malignant foul black, inky water in order to share this with you all, and then I am subsequently pulled back under by an unknown force, disappearing once more. #Incest #NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/5jLMFDMUkGpzIgPF2sxWkB?si=GSuU6UtcT6CrZE04cDWTZQ
benzo addiction reportedly "good asf for you" by doctors in this newly published article #substance
#vyvanse pog
#genius #wordplay #technology
#estradiol #dailyvitamin
Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater
theres something so tantalizing about when your partner stretches their arms up above their head and it pulls their shirt up that little bit like damn what you doin out here with this absolutely delectable bit of tummy bro. makes me wanna kiss it
finally free from the dark wizards evil ass dungeon guys i can say with certainty being polymorphed into a frog is kind of serene because in that small frame of time i dont give a single fuck about anything except fly
feel like shit but its time to #getthatworm #myworms
little caesars and tap water
JUST A LITTLE LOOK AT THE GAGGLE OF BITCHES, DESPERATELY VYING FOR MY ATTENTION IN PRIVATE MESSAGES. EVEN ON CHITR. BITCHES AND HOES CANNOT RESIST THE ALLURE OF A TRUE ALPHA. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/80EF4BFEDBF5.PNG
sipfucking this dr pepper #nsfw
Are you looking for an assistant? #EvilSurgery
D --> The topic of surgery has been broached so I am obligated to ask if anyone needs anything done, I have %perience
what's the deal with surgery at the moment? goddamn.
Good morning. Everything bagel and coffee save me. Save me everything bagel and coffee
#SexyEvilSurgery
I will attack you and attack you when you least expect it #BeVeryAfraid #EvilSurgery #Incest
I ALSO LOVE SCARY WOMEN.
i need to get sillier. everyone does!
The winning move is, ostensibly, to mimic the peculiar mating habits of the hammer in a pneumatic nail gun and tenderly mislaid human flesh. #Incest #Albeit #Implied
Suppressing the people's opinions regarding #LittleCaesars
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ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
So you told all of Chittr, fucking fantastic. #Thesevereimplications #Ofredandpurple
thanks bro but it wasnt about you #roselalondepayattentiontomeplease
#CaliginousIntentions
why block me when you can hatefuck me #nsfw #iknowyouwantme
Oh, fuck. You're right. #Incest #HowcouldIforget
i see purple and red you better tag this as incest #incest
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General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
To those asking #sphereswhere ? Spheres here. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1105/bb94333e77cc0f387bc0d04c456a182f3bc0ca5a.jpg?1105259 #nsfw And with that, we'll call it a night. I bid everybody a good rest.
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
#straightteeth #cheeseshredder
You know, I worked at a Little Caesars once. They do not adequately sanitize their cookware. Or the entire interior of the kitchen. There was mold, slime and mushrooms growing on their make line.
YOUR3 1N H1S DMS 4ND 1M THROW1NG MY PUB3S 4T H1S F4C3
TH4NK YOU FOR POST1NG TH1S BR4V3 CONF3SS1ON
do you think they'll ever reboot squiddles back up??? i miss it SOOOO much!!! im pretty sure i even have all of their old merch :P
Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses, yearning for freedom. May my forgiveness empty your cup. #GodlyDuties #TaxWriteoff
We need to operate now. It is urgent.
We will need you in the operating room.
I was told to rescind my last post. Apologies to all familial relations, I have reflected on my discomforting #incestuous actions. I will do better. I will be #normal. Who has a spare kidney?
Evil operations are on hold, my brother invited me to Minecraft. To the nether, my #KulTT.
tell th em to yse the goodstuff to knock out ol meemaw
I would rather choke on my own blood and perish than do something as disgusting as that. #Wewillsimplysewthemshut #EvilSurgery
Y34H 4LR1GHT GO 4H34D TH3N
I have to make a living, Strider. You are my pet project my #FavoritePatient. #EvilIncestSurgery
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
WELL WELL WELL. @TWINARMAGGETFUCKED HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/662143B06B9F.PNG
Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!
Going for a walk. Anything could happen. #NSFW #NSFWE #Implied #Agrexophilia #Intercourse #Outercourse #Outerspacecourse #Heavy-Petting #Petplay #Dubcon #Incest #Fluff #Angst #PWP #Domestic-Fluff #Hurt-Comfort #First-Time #Last-Time #Creampies #Alternate-Universe #Modern-AU #Medieval-AU #One-Night-Stand #Established-Relationship #Oral-Sex #Anal-Sex #Anal-Crushing #Facesitting #Facefucking #Blow-Jobs #BBWS #Rimming #Dirty-Talk #BDSM #Dominance/Submission #Spanking #Gore #Snuff #Murder #Entrapment #Bondage #Unbalanced-Power-Dynamics #Praise-Kink #Humiliation-Kink #Pain-Kink #Masochism #Sadism #Aftercare #Safewords #Subspace #Dominant-Character #Submissive-Character #DDLG #ABO #MMLG #MLG #MILFs #Switching #Top-Character #Bottom-Character #Versatile-Character #Masturbation #Mutual-Masturbation #Cooperative-Masturbation #Competitive-Masturbation #Fingering #Sex-Toys #Voyeurism #Exhibitionism #Threesome-F/M/M #Threesome-M/M/F #Threesome-F/F/F #Polyamory #Slow-Burn #Teratophilia #Coulrophilia #Amaurophilia #Autagonistophilia #Alvinolagnia #Chremastistophilia #Claustrophilia #Cryophilia #Dacnophilia #Dendrophilia #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Ecdysiophilia #Morphophilia #Odaxelagnia #Xenophilia
Everybody seems quite hopeless. This must be an excellent omen.
I CANNOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PLOT OF TSUKIHIME WITHOUT GIVING AWAY MAJOR STORY SPOILERS BUT I SUSPECT THAT YOU WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
I'm starting to think perhaps you are the one with the Evil Surgery Fetish. #incest #nsfw #Hewantsmyevilsurgery
Hello, Chittr. Hopefully this will be a pleasant experience, yet I yield minimal hope in that outcome.
I am down to hit anyone anywhere anytime! come at me you coward! #nsfw
FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, YOU SHOULD READ TSUKIHIME.
#FeelingLimited #FeelingConstrained #FeelingLabeled #FeelingThatSubtletyIsALostArt
he lemme hit bc im super desperate an also im hiz biggest fan and i asked super duper nicely and my ass is fat #nsfw
Shawty let me hit because of The Skull. #nsfw #theskull
gulp... ive written a chitfic for every site update so far it havent i 0_0" ( tags: Site/User, taggingplay, #incest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, achive rating: E )
switch it to specific one callout ur blogs deactive your likes in my sights, got my tail waggin ecstatic disappear, leave em missin posters, it is tragic leavin flowers on your grave like this shit was the attic
Hello world. Hello blondes. Hello new blondes that I am meeting now.
I'm doing it #incestuously #incest #Folgers
D --> In the mansion and I'm chilling with Jack D --> No occular globes his gaze is pitch black D --> The pair of b100 bros watching candle cove D --> Slam poetry will bring these pastas back #scary #bars
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Supporting your rap career. #incest
rose lalonde hot makeouts #incest #joining_the_war_on_incest_on_the_side_of_incest
Ahem. Hm. She in my cest until I #incest.
New to this site. #FeelingUnrelated #FeelingLikeAnOnlyChild #FeelingThatIHaveNoFamilyRelations
You do not want to hear my opinions on the current drama.
Nobody wants #EvilSurgery anymore due to the #incest implications. Strider you'll have to take your rotten, fetid tonsils elsewhere. #Subtletyisdead
who's inc3st and why do3s 3<3ryon3 s33m to b3 so angry at h3r? #inc3st
Was Zeus not married to Hera? Rhea to Cronus? Are we to tag #incest every time the Greek Pantheon is alluded to within a dialectic commentary? We are literally thousands of years old, Ancient Gods. Needless to say, the power Dirk has over all of you is vast.
I cannot believe #incestous thoughts are being publicly disclosed. What in the #incest state is happening? I will protect my sister-mother-wife from such taboo at all costs.
I did not have sexual relations with that peanut.
Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
My little Peanut is not only a comedian but a well respected teacher! They've truly come a long way in the last twenty-four hours, it brings tears to this proud mother's eyes! #MomLife #ProudMom
Im really missing grannys wisdom right now... her sage words such as "stop talking like a marble mouth!" and "rub some dirt in it!" and "jake you are the most special boy!"
The concept of a quote rechitt. #horror
"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw
JAKE MADE EAT A BUG JANE MADE ME TANK A BOMB ROX MADE ME BUY A DRUG DIRK MADE FLY TO GUAM #ROBOCONFESSION
I do not trust chefs with their big hats. There is no way to tell if they are getting Ratatouilled. And if that is the case, the rat, not the man, deserves my respect.
Strider you are tarnishing my reputation as a medical professional. #NOTafetish #ModestDersite
help me the evil surgeon is taking me in for observation soon ill emerge with my fingers grafted onto my elbows or some horrific shit shes going to get the fucking handsaw out save me save me before its too late aaaaaa
sometimes girls have to talk about evil surgery!!
In my defense I was provoked. #NurseLucafont #YouareneededintheOR
L4LOND3 MOM3NT
Really disingenuous that nobody is talking about the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary.
Just read this post! One question, if you'll permit. What would you say possessed you to draft this?
#NewProfilePic Em8racing the look........
potion seller.. i am going into battle and i need only your strongest potions!!!!
My ultimate social dividends. Behold the new badge.
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Headache. #EvilSurgeonSabbatical #Iamnicenow
does anyone know what leprechauns feel like to touch and if theyre warm and if they smell a certain way and if theres an extra sensitive spot on them somewhere (tags: research, writing research, alien anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
An easy mistake to make, unfortunately.
They should make you read this when you register for the site.
YOU W1SH STR1D3R
i stay thriving
i always knew they were fucking in meet the fockers #nsfw
Love wins! ❤️
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
https://i.postimg.cc/Bb9qhNbV/courtney-love-hole.gif #aesthetic
My brave knight.
After heeding the counsel of external advisors (@tentacleTherapist#7214), I have decided to refrain from taking pills or swords from faulty paternal figures. This shall come to pass, even if there are simpler methods to resolve temporary pain. Goodnight.
SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
Romeo and Juliet review incoming, my words are tainted with Influence.
((Looking for not twink kat nsfw is impossible and its rude too thank you for listening to my Ted talk #nsfwart
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A gentleman.
Nevermind. Hate it.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fbdc6f70b5b.png
So many Roxies. More than I ever thought I'd be able to talk to.
Thank you, my Daves. Please keep it coming. I will continue to tag some additional Daves I am aware of. @turntechGirlhead @turntechGodhead#1609 @turntechGodhead#3328 @turntechGodhead#5047 @turntechGodhead#6490
I did not want to do this, but unfortunately I am being left with no choice. I must use all means at my disposal, thus I call forth my ultimate weapon. I have been threatened, and my Presidency has been put under attack. Go, my Daves. I am henceforth issuing an emergent Presidential pardon for one hour, this is now a judgement free zone; outfreak him, my Daves. This includes you, @turntechGoghead https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.15.54%E2%80%AFPM.png
There are three brothers, you're not wrong. #Infidelity #JohnWinchester #AdamForgotten #TheBrothersWinchester
see this is why i can always count on you my strongest timebrother
collect MY pages, whiteboi
i don't think i'm hench material!
Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
if y0u aren't mutuals with the rankmaid 0n chittr y0u might as well give up 0n life.
You take me for a fool? #Imontheroof
This is where I am currently posting from by the way, but I may go on Sabbatical. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b023e8ca722d.jpeg
Nurse, he's out again.
Ethel Cain? He must be one of the good ones. #Meninist
I'll be wearing gloves, I'm an #EvilProfessional
I've been too busy to Chitt. #IGoOutside. #I'veBeenOffForMaybeThreeHours. #Withdrawals.
ill tak u out 2 wnedys
Https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/47/3ce089792aa96bf18da1e5cc8d9df87ac3f8d0d4.png they Say Porn Fries Brains Right! That Can't Be True! blue Lady! #nsfw #bluelady
I'm not your wife I'm your surgeon. #EvilSurgeon #HRViolation #HIPAA #PatientPrivacy
Lie down Mr. Strider, I need to do evil surgery on you, for evil reasons and purposes. #EvilSurgery
Pushing Morphine now, say goodnight, sweet prince. #MaybeForever
#holdinghandswhilewegetourevilsurgeries
#rechitt
#MedicalMalpractice #HostileHospital
#nefariousnurse #wrongdoses #lethalmistake
#EvilSurgeon #APhDInHorribleness
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
YOU'R3 W3LCOM3
Scalpel please, Normal Dave? If we move fast enough, we may be able to intubate before the crike is required. #ChestTubeSTAT
B1T3S YOU
Doctor, we need you here stat! This patient has a O2 reading of 84, put him on a cold, metal gurney immediately! #Cyanotic #BlueDave #CrikeHim #EvilSurgeon
i be laughin seen ppl with the lil symbols they had on they shirts when we were like 13-16 as pfps like dayum keepin the brand is tough work
SOMEONE POSTED THEIR ASSHOLE ON DAY ONE.
"The gurney is too cold," "The smell of antiseptic makes me nauseous," All you do is complain about Evil Surgeon, it's unsightly. If you wanted to play Evil Dungeon instead, you could of just said so. #MyEvilDungeon #Rattlethebarsofyourcage
Good boy.
You don't tell her that, you say "Okay Rose."
there's n0thing h0es l0ve m0re than h0ping i get hit by a car.
this chittr shit is easy.
I cannot participate in alternate discourse. Those that are beneath me have been absorbed into the monolith. Congratulations to the survivors.
Egoist.
He's Dave...
Thank you, Mr. Strider. That is lovely to hear.
tearing my own heart out and beating it into a bloody pulp right now
yoni imagery possession #nsfw
where the FUCK is my pr team
Ily mom
literally these assholes have a whole ass truck meant to smash garbage into it and theyre like um no you have to make an appointment for me to pick this up even though im standing right in front of it and i can lift it and put it in the back right now
and toast
4W4K3 4ND 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 TH4T 3V3RYON3 3LS3S PROBL3M
When your time is near, remember your sins. Remember the harm you have wrought.
I am positively certain you will have a fatal accident in your future. You have been warned.
Getting a large shipment of Labubu's for my daughter, that's what kids these days like right now... right?
#WindsorKnot.
I tagged you, fucking drama queen. #Thesuitmakeshimmean #DramaKingSuit
AWWWW
#Wearingthesuit. #Rockingthesuit. #You'rebothsocuteImightperish.
Yes, I found him photographing #Roadkill.
He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
ill come clean it
pissing in the shower is #natural idgaf #nsfw
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
Always a shame to see a good bro fail to practice the philanthropic values they preach. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f41a3ab89f34.png
this wont work on me again dude im turntechgirlhead
Gadzooks! a *lady*!!!!! forgive my intrusions as i hardly wish to aggrieve!!! instead don your *ornate fan* and *floral hat* with most alacrity
Trollpel Roan after culling young fan, "Fuccck Them Kids." - @tmzOfficial Reports. https://i.postimg.cc/1t24WvPy/E3967FDB-FE66-46F2-A86C-22BCAE5B3C2B.jpg
THANK you.
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
You Can Take the Strider Out of Hollywood, But You Can't Take the Hollywood Out of the Strider! #DStrider seen partying hard in NYC! Check the site for more!
lets just say pretty talks and some of yalls mugs are dead silent
Love can bloom, even on the battlefield. Also hate can bloom on the battlefield. And moirailship can bloom on the battlefield. Not sure about the clubs one, though. Not sure what the deal is with that.
Disgusting swill. #BoycottPervertBeverages
I'm turning into a pillar of salt after that sick #Pwn, you've eviscerated me. #Familyguydeathpose
So good you had to post your fucking murder on the feed for everyone to see my torn corpse and point and laugh? #WarSpoils #LetHektorbeburied
Start chest compressions and push 20ccs of Epinephrine we're not losing him! #Gotosleeplittlebirdy
Wholeheartedly agree, Might even tap the block just for the trangression against my sensitive purple eyes. #Albino
if the color you picked out on purpose to have all your fucking text in requires me to tap at my screen just to see it like im pecking at a game of solitaire on my iphone 8 as a cancer riddled reality warped dementia patient just know im not fucking reading that shit #imnotreadingallthat
at what point is it time to send your old man to a home #advice #adviceseeker #lmk #opinionswanted
As soon as possible. #FreeYourself #SendhimtotheOldPervertsHome
I’m leaking one of your offshore bank accounts to family court.
It sounds like you're taking my style? Are you jacking my style? Are you jacking me right now? Jacking me clean off? What is your problem, man.
“aw look how much smaller your bulge is compared to mine” (tags: bulge humiliation, imagine a cute girl saying this to you, f/f, m/m, any quadrant, #nsfw, size difference, archive rating: E)
Rechitt.
i thought everyone saying "rechit" were just spelling wretched weird. im so dumb.
dont sell yourself short dude #gethard
#wearingthesuithardasdiamonds #gohardplayhardbehard #moron
#Classy. #Asexlessbeing. #Zeroappealordesire.
Oh! An expedition of sorts, then? #GERD #ScandinavianSwimmerOverdose
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
jarvis, drip my shi out
Sometimes it's a sister. Or an old woman. Or a young woman. #Hegetsabitcontroversialwithit.
#NowReading: Haruki Murakami's Killing Commendatore. This book follows a middle aged artist finding a new life after an unexpected divorce. While staying in a famous (but now demented) artist's home, he begins to experience both the supernatural and the mysterious while working on a new neighbor's portrait. I will update my full review after completing the book.
ikr that nobel peace prize is coming in the mail any day now
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
AND orange fanta
He absolutely is, you're right.
#nowplaying The Decemberists - Here I Dreamt I was an Architect https://open.spotify.com/track/1UyYuaCxOF4ilkRDZ74nJW?si=049192c4f688455b
I am a necromancer.
Some of you should remain weak. #BringBackShame #PublicShamingisaCivicDuty
omigosh i was wondering when the chess ppl (/, affectionate) were gonna show up n now look whos there!!! #godblessthemailservice
It Means She Has Less Silk In Her Loom Bladder Now
The presence of shame indicates the existence of weakness. Strive to eliminate weakness. #KluTTWisdom #DailySeerTips
My fellow Alternians, rest assured, I have been informed that the CDC was able to vaccinate the Amporas. While the blowgun was difficult to aim underwater, my elite team of scientists were able to get them.
YOU S41D 4 H1NT NOT 4N 4NSW3R >:/
someone on the street just called me joey "walk em down" claire.
WORDL3 1740 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Messaging death threats used to mean something. We used to be a society.
You can tell that in "So Appalled", the RZA did think shit was fucking ridiculous
I look to Chittr. I look away from Chittr. It is for the best. #AvertThyGaze
The pages turn of their own accord. Chanting surrounds the scene, the lights grow bright, the humming reaches a screeching cacophony. There is no release. There is no break. It continues as though one is stuck to the altar, sick electricity locking them in place. It may never ease. #Currentlystudying. #Memorizingoutloud. #Bored.
Don't we all. #Wishing. #Unsatisfied. #Itisneverenough.
aint nearly enough im jonesin over here
nepeta is my dawg
#AlbinoJuice
It was nice knowing you, dearest brother. Hope you've hidden things in your apartment well enough.
girl to girl you are outta this world
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to the tune of earthquake by tyler the creator "cause you make my balls quake" #nsfw
https://99gifshop.neocities.org/items/7/magic.gif
send michelle my salutations
I too am married!
theyre talking about topping and bottoming on my post! my post! i couldnt have done it without you all. i just wanted to thank everyone from the bottom of my kokoro before i pass out from blood loss again. (tags: selfcest, wow the amporas sure are nice, boiling cabbage, #nsfw, kyaaa, #gore in the form of nosebleed, archive rating: E)
> g0dspeed s0ld1er
#myfort posting again but i really gotta just get a slumber party going. get my friends together, let them pick the movies!
h3yyyy!! dr3w mys3lf. hop3 you guys l1k3 1t. >8] #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/5f14080d503c.png
Couldn't say such a horrific statement as I am a lady. #ModestDersite
You're so brave, speak your truth!
#FeminismWins
The cyclical nature, the ouroboros of the House of Strilonde. #Cyclical #Herewegoagain
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
heavy is the pocket bitch
I'm delighted to see such a positive response from my loyal fans. You may ask, "When are they gonna open up that door?" and well! It's always open! You can always join us, the Harbingers of Doom!
And they will surely all be albino. #GeneticWin
the hair atop her mound flutters like grass in the wind #nsfw
Since before you needed to blow into a little device to start the car.
You get front seat for being such a good sport :)
my "friends" don't understand me. sometimes i feel like i'm talking to a vwall. i can't evwen talk to them about chuck berry cause they'll be like "not nowv, you handsome bastard, can't you see i'm vwatching narusasu amvws." then they'll teach me a newv pronoun nobody uses except for twvo people on roarddit. but, vwhatevwer, i gotta be chill vwith it all. y'knowv? like i gotta be.
Not gonna lie got ate up chat. Begrudgingly ending the #StriLalondeFeud #StriLalondePeaceTreaty
#Pleaseno #Daddyhelpme #Divorcecourt #CallMaury
https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/01530.png Attention all Harbingers of Doom! The alpocalypse must be delayed by just a couple of cycles. But trust me, once you get a look at all this stuff, you'll really get why we're doing it, and trust me! You'll all be paid your dues.
We must keep control of the Iron Throne.
u dont deserve this...... BREAK THE CYCLE
fire and blood!
I was about to call you out but no, Targaryen is self-aware enough for me to not have to.
What is your favorite kind of public infrastructure?
Aesthetic posting.
#nowwatching nothing #fuckall
Look hw sweat omg lil babby Rosie!!!!111!!1!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/jcmspHr.jpeg
Im starting to think i might be in association with a few nutcases.
#thisistheway
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i practice modesty unlike these other tramps
This technically counts as one, you are aware?
I have changed into something more comfortable. Do not fret, my #KulTT. The course stands true, you will weather this storm.
We know, Dave. We know.
Tied tight and neat, just how we like it. #FuckthebarbaricProspitians
derse wins yet again couldnt have said it better
Modest Dersite>Perverted Prospitian. #DerseFTW.
anyway goodnight gorgeous gorgeous ladies and to the rest of ya bye or whatever
This is a very funny thread. You all are very amusing.
Excellent post, that earned a chuckle out of me!
[1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: SOM3ON3 ON TOP OF 4 L4DD3R, 1N 4 SHOPP1NG TROLL3Y, S33M1NGLY GO1NG 4T H1GH SP33D] #NSFW
Then stop trying to connect with women. Try to connect with men instead.
i think the reason i havve such a difficult time connectin wwith girls is cause ill try to encourage a convversation about the scholastics an shell just be like sorry wwhat did you say im wwatchin ai fruit cheat on each other
Went fishing with the boys this weekend. https://i.imgur.com/dXXjpGH.png #nsfw #smuppets
.o°kay .o°ld image and I d.o° n.o°t entirely like sh.o°wing myself fbut I saw animal tallk s.o° I figured maybe my lusus c.o°uld be sh.o°wn she is my .o°riginal inspirati.o°n f.o°r my business minded .o°utl°o.o°k https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/0508ed4924fb.webp
cant wait to see who shows up to ultimate pedophile challenge where all of them get obliterated by a gigantic hammer
im saying
F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 V3RY BLURRY 1M4G3 W1TH 4 V4GU3LY TROLL SH4P3D BLOB 1N TH3 M1DDL3. TH3 COLOURS 1ND1C4T3 TH3Y'R3 W34R1NG SOM3TH1NG R3D 4ND T34L]
#Ihithim
Hold my Diet Dr. Pepper. #Ivehad45oztoday
the secret is that you have an egg in it and youre hiding baby ass me in there
My hair is big because it holds secrets ;)!
Haha! Either way, hello baby!!!
It's okay!!! Don't worry and things will work out just fine!
I am catching some shuteye and I say a quick bedside prayer to whichever deity of yore can ensure you're all fully dressed by sunup. Also, do not text your exes.
https://i.postimg.cc/7hx3wKXT/chithub.png yo what fucking site did i just click on
My follower base grows! Hello everyone!
never been beTTTTer, TThank2 4 a2kiing
https://i.postimg.cc/rwzD1BKD/cht.png Newly arising Troll social-media platform "Chittr" has been on a hotstreak when it comes to titties. Users of the site seem to have a higher libido than the average troll.
#Ikeepitsafe #Intheobsidianstone #Inmynecklace #Horcrux #Youwillneverdie
'Twas a walk in the part when the subject is such a looker, happy to dabble in the dark art of photography for you. #FYI #Stoleyoursoul #WhenItookthephoto #CutenessAggression
shout out to the marvelous ms rose lalonde for taking this bangin pic of me it aint easy lookin this breezy @tentacletherapist#2339 https://i.ibb.co/sd7b2dtf/untitled-artwork.jpg
not to be gross but considering she can see by licking stuff i think she's probably having a better time than you!
haha! never!
Incredible tastes, Ms. Lalonde.
oops am i in trouble for my girl blunt #drugs #soz #yacops
#Feminist #SusanSontag #ImWithHer #bellhooks #GirlPower
It's sad isn't it?
chin up bro we cant all be the pinnacle of human perfection
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
chittring babe im not making that many requests i need you to work with me a little ok
Her scream was so fucking loud.
I can announce that I'm starting to write my first novel; A work of fiction loosely based on real events. "Stabbed" (preliminary title, subject to change) — An epic murder mystery about a girl whose mother is senselessly stabbed to death.
https://i.imgur.com/2BD85sv.jpeg
Fascinating. I wish to put you under a microscope.
I too am pro s)(ips! Do you want to know w)(at my favorite kind of s)(ips are? 38)
Proship? Yeah I am. How else am I to cross the canal.
I nearly died.
It wasn't a secret. I've been yolked out of my mind for years. That's your mistake for being inattentive.
catgirl 2 catgurl communicashon catgirl 2 catgurl... conversashon
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you need to god tier someone in a pinch, beat them to death with their own quest bed! #gore #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
im absolutkely goated https://i.pinimg.com/736x/80/28/85/8028853e7469e07e65a1dc4be8c17b67.jpg
4T L34ST W3 KNOW TH3YR3 P4RTY ROCK1NG 1N TH3 H1V3 TON1GHT
Bud light? I didn’t realize you were that gay.
#Peepingtomsanonymous
◥▶◀◤ —> I am observing quite a bit of potty mouthing going on here ◥▶◀◤ —> Ne%t time you think about dancing your hooves across the keyboard to deliver whatever udderly f▒▓▒ing ridiculous post you have thought up, ask yourself this question: ◥▶◀◤ —> If I was 80% radder and way more hot to trot with my epic language skillz and verbal horsehockey, would I really need to be deploying such foal language?
Pay off my student loans.
Thank you Troll Emnim, but I don't need fuel for this fire. It's blazing.
Soon. Watch this space.
Thank you to the talented @hatsuneMiku for agreeing to work with me to promote our beloved #ComplacencyoftheLearned. Follow her to see an upcoming CalmasisXMiku collab.
We should get myself in the top 100, or not idc *ollie's out* YEAH!!
Yk women are pretty rad YEAH!!
#Orphancore #Lucky #VFD #Miserable
i think i count :p
You're creepy, in general.
Get help. #Rehab #DrLangdonisfiiiinethough #DermabondBestColor
Old codger ahead. #ThePitt #GrandpaTakesaSeat
Tell Dr. Robby I say hi.
I am tony the fucking hawk, give me likes YEAH!!
My dream vehicle? Sprinter van, some foam mats on the ground. Able to take it far into the woods. I'm a bit of a camper at heart.
Cat destroyed a stack of papers. LMS if I should have it put down.
In nomine patri et filli et spiritus sancti, may Fuckedupmovies dot com live forevermore.
https://i.postimg.cc/MGLzZ1vx/IMG-5839.jpg #inspirational
Sabbatical canceled. I must overtake the bird. Join me in my quest and drop a #like or #follow and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower.
Much love and many blessings to all my lotus flowers out there. We have achieved greatness. Now we must stop least the wax melt off our wings and doom me to be smote by our gracious CEO. Also I change my mind, I don’t wish to torture the orange one. I like her. Mission accomplished. Fall back, if you please. https://i.ibb.co/KxRM24pZ/IMG-2140.jpg
Black Majiks of the Womanly variety.
Apologies for anyone trying to get a hold of me at this time. Because of the PvP my notifications are shot to shit.
i'll put it on my watch list.
I've lost most of you, due to the nature of the notifications center. Read Complacency of the Learned by R. Lalonde. Or if you MUST, reply to this and it shall be much easier to recommend you something worthwhile. #ChittrFumble #Bombarded #Goodreads
Unfollowed.
That doesn't change the crime. Theft is when you covertly place the food in my purse, Strider.
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/appreciation-v0-t7xbt2cax0rg1.gif i feel so flattered that people like me enough to make a whole community about me! gif made by lovely u/t4n3l1
"Cheeseburger in Paradise! Heaven on Earth, with an onion slice. Not too particular, not too precise: I'm just a Cheeseburger in Paradise!"
#Youarealoneinthis #Itisaterriblethingtolearn #Asachildthatoneisabeing #Separatefromalltheworld
#Sameattic #Samenystagmus #DietDrPepper
#Justice4Mickey #Butnotthatone
I challenge you to listen to the unbridled lyricism of Jimmy Buffett's Cheeseburger in Paradise, and not come to the conclusion the song is a thing of beauty that has remained underrated for way too long.
I'm letting the 33oz of Diet Dr. Pepper take me.
the ♯blackmold is here to ♯help you the ♯blackmold is there to make you ♯feelgood
Similarly afflicted. #Rechit #TarHair #FranciscoGoya #ChickenandDonuts #MickeyMouse
⟅ where the FAT CHICKS at??? clowny want HONK HONK!!! ⟆
TH3S3 W1NGB34STS 4R3 P1SS1NG M3 OFF 1M TH3 OR1G1N4L T3R3Z1
GU3SS WHO JUST GOT V3R1F13D >:]]] H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1446124032796790784/1486101990957256846/1M4G3.PNG?3X=69C447D5&1S=69C2F655&HM=9C5CC0C9343F65711D29034502405477035DF34B3F3B147F5534FF1B232DB3B5&
more like a pile up of 240 cars backflipping their way into a bonfire
my kultsc0re increases with every banger chitt i make but it d0esn't translate t0 new f0ll0wers. #humiliating
Oh, I'll remove my interactions. Wouldn't want to hurt your brand.
join chittr they said itll make you approachable to the fans they said i blink and theres a femboy slave trade havin a party next door while my ass is gettin canceled for appreciating #gender #nsfwe #makeitmakesense
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All the rich white folk will argue, but only one will triumph and win the prize of Daddy's Love. ]
NoW all the rich White folk are going to arguue... and Whoever Wins is going to get a kiss from daddy !
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and so it is written that my first born bb will be named MOCALI FLASKE in honor of my sick new roxy badge
WHOLE GD NAME AS THEIR FIRST FUCKIN NAME BABY!!!!! #RoxyReal
So avant-garde. #Indieartist #Hipster #Chittedbeforeitwascool #Verifiedregardless #Banksy
Above it all as always. Some of us have books to sell.
#Liar. #Probablycryingintoapillow. #Desperateforattention.
there 2hould be an exten2iion for hiidiing 2eadweller po2t2.
So how has your day been internet?
#nowplaying: Taps.
https://i.postimg.cc/0NNxxzQs/euphorias2.png New poster for ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3. Releasing April 12 on THBO.
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/imagee2aa00d7f25f1366.png GuESS FuCKING WHO. HINT. IT IS ME. #GORE #IS NO REASON NOT TO CLICK #GOOD NEAR HALF TO DEATH ON THIS #FOR YOuR FUCKING LIFE EVEN #YOu TWERPASS FuCKING GOONS
0k well i'm the 0ne with a verified badge and y0u aren't, s0 if y0u're fine with being a naked unverified imp0st0r karkat then d0n't take my advice. that's fine.
aint what the critics are sayin babe #pretensionmakesforbadtaste
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
That's just something I told you so you can tell the IRS.
It is a mirage, John. Shadows on the wall of Plato's Cave, it means absolutely nothing.
Verified now. #Howboldonegetswhenoneissureofbeingloved.
CAN DENY. DECONFIRM. MYTH. SuMMARILY CuNTBuSTED. OH GOD. IT'S LEAKING EVERYWHERE. WHAT HAVE YOu FuCKING DONE. YOu DIMWIT. YOu ACTuALLY THOuGHT. YOu COuLD JuST. GO ON THE INTERNET. AND TELL BLATANTLY BALD FACED LIES. WITHOuT CONSuLTING ME? ARE YOu FuCKING DENSE? I COuLD HAVE BACKED uP. YOuR PRETEND MAKE BELIEVE LITTLE LA LA LAND STORY. BuT NOW. I AM THE PARTY POOPER. THE ONE WHO SHITS. THE ABSOLuTE. STARK MAD RAVING LuNATIC BOSS. WHO TELLS YOu TO STAY AFTER HOuRS. AND WEEKENDS. AND HOLIDAYS. FOR SOME MEANINGLESS. NuMBER GO uP. PROGRESS INDICATOR. THAT EVEN I DON'T CARE ABOuT. EXCLuDING ME. FROM YOuR BITS. IS NOT FuN. DO YOu WANT TO BE BuTTERED? BISCuIT? BECAuSE THIS IS NOT BuTTER uPPABLE BEHAVIOR. CONSIDER YOuR LARD CONFISCATED. uNTIL YOu THINK. REALLY HARD. ABOuT WHAT YOu HAVE DONE.
We need to focus your addiction. Have you looked at a puppet, perhaps Gonzo or Kermit?
My websites are legitimate businesses.
#chittraddictVerified
guys i thnk my squire is tryign to make me evil
Emperor’s New Badge = Equipped.
Initiate Get Badge protocol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e1e90902e91.PNG
asking for it
One day you will lose your eyes whilst wearing a toga.
#Rechit. Revolutionary #EvocativeofaParticularTimeandSpace #Effervescent #Topical
#rechit
@freudianSlip cameo crossover? Happy day.
Will be closely following your music careers. #bigfan #ofthemusicprobably
this is so sad
Divorce is just an effective way to let off some steam when the world feels pitted against you. #winemomsanon #godforbidwomendoanything
Follow me if you need any of the following: -Dating tips -Life advice -Parenting guidance -A link to a YouTube video of bees buzzing for 10 hours -Mobie recommendations I want you to be a better you for me for you and yourself. Follow me. Follow me. You can follow me. I'll be so, so proud of you.
You love to gulp.
need a fat girl in my lap right n0w tbh.
#Collaboration? #TwinCollab #MicrocelebTwins
Boys, boys, there are enough bangs to go around. Wait.
#nowplaying String Quartet No. 12 in F Major by Antonin Dvořák on my violin #Myviolin #Classical #Classy #Sophisticatedwoman
We approached them with nothing but RESPECT. Vriska was so sweet and willing. the big headed bitch on the right had the craziest attitude. And she grasping onto Vriska like someone was tryna snatch her. Girl relax. and bitch you're not even fitted. like yk your new show just came out, you're trending, your dad was just in court. don't walk around soho looking this crazy. trench coat buttoned to the TOP and these ballerina ass slippers. what's going on? idk is she was coked out or what ???? #substance https://i.postimg.cc/wMMSZ5yc/IMG-0051.jpg
Rough one, Strider.
I don't know that I implied my own restriction simply based on what "bitches be like," but thank you!
Rechit.
https://www.osha.gov/form/osha7
#neverstopchitting
Pages in the woods, The mansion entices all, Will you answer him?
I see the vision.
Ominous statement.
dude i dont wanna fucking hear it man
i took your mom to a lush and i bought the whole store for her
Sorry. I’m workshopping.
Complacency of the Lawyers.
Earth C was a mistake. We will do better next time. #OnwardsandUpwards
Hack the CCTV for content. Ideally, for car crash complications. If you don't, you're a fed.
DID IT GET GREY FOR EVERYONE ELSE? OR JUST ME? ITS SCARY
H3LL Y3S 1T DO3S
That would have excited me years ago. Unfortunately it’s just par for the course at this point in my beloathed pitiful life as public enemy #2.
As aesthetically pleasing as a tall, decorative swirl of hearty buttercream looks atop a cupcake, several considerations are at play. Is the crumb of the cake substantial enough that the cupcake itself isn't top-heavy? You cannot simply rely on a foil liner to prevent the little dolt from flopping over. When you take a bite into dense frosting, you will find yourself underwhelmed by the base sponge. The whole experience is ruined!!! The simple truth of the matter is that you NEED a denser, richer cake base for tall frosting-toppers for both weight distribution and a cohesive textural experience. And if we're getting extremely controversial today, some of you are getting a little too gung-ho and WAY overfrosting your cupcakes. You can overfrost a cake for aesthetic purposes because you eat the slice with a fork, and can portion out your sponge-to-filling-to-frosting ratio with each bite. It is amateurish, but it's less of a hate crime. But when you are unwrapping a cupcake, and the swirl atop is plumb tall as your dadgum nose, HOW are you supposed to eat it? If you need a fork to attack what is meant to be a simple handheld treat, you have failed in its assembly and should be ashamed. Ok, my receptionist is telling me not to use the word ashamed. You have failed in its assembly and... I am very disappointed in you.
>:O H1 D4V3!!!
WH4TS UP CH1TTR!!!!!! 1M F1N4LLY H3R3!!!
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BZZT. Wrong answer, Mr. Strider. You can't psychological torture she who is immune to your rankling.
SORRY. I READ THE PART ABOUT THE TITS GIRL. BEING CONFINED IN A BOX. AND HAD TO SPEND SEVERAL HOURS OUTSIDE OF TIME. THOROUGHLY HANDLING AN URGENT PERSONAL MATTER. I FORGOT ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT. CAN YOU DO THE BEGGING AGAIN. IN A MORE MEMORABLE WAY. AND THIS TIME. I WILL CERTAINLY RESIST MY BASE URGES.
My, what dire stakes. Someone get this wayward youth to an orphanage, stat.
you heard him, don't ask this dave! he's already clocked out!
_ hoes be so fine and then want me to meet their ugly ass lusus and then act surprised when i ' m turned off chill baby i ' m still cleaning your moms slime off my prong_
the team has decided to bring "fun little items" to trade at the upcoming con. despite my best efforts, i am still considered "part of the team" and they insist i participate. i have already scribbled over all my household garbage and cleared the shelves of every thrift store in a 20 mile radius. i would rather die than give away anything of actual value. against my better judgement i am opening the floor to community suggestions
been really into fat milkmaids lately theres just somethin satisfyin about a wwatchin a robust brick shithouse of a wwoman carryin buckets a milk up a knoll evven better if she has an unplucked unibroww like yes you fat peasant bitch wwork those shoulders do your job wwell an your ovverlord wwill provvide you wwith all the pheasant an porridge your greasy little pusher desires
I LIKE RUBBING MY BELLY.
BREAKING NEWS. I'M GETTING WORD NOW. THAT THEY'RE LETTING ME OUT OF THE BOX. TO FURTHER TERRORIZE YOUR GARBAGE PLANET. I HAVE ALREADY BEGUN TO MAKE IT WORSE. WITH MY CORROSIVE PRESENCE.
Is our disdain towards Troll genitalia xenophobic? Or a testament to the puritan nature of our society? Food for thought. #SexualPhilosphy #FreetheBulge #NSFW
A refreshing sasparilla if you wouldnt much mind!
As part of the requirements in the Administrative Leaders of Kingdoms Act, laid out in clause 295, subsection 19; clause 301, subsection 31; and clause 616, subsection 3. I must announce my intention to run as a candidate in the upcoming election for presidency of Earth C before applying to do so. I shall not need to stand down from my position as one of Administrative Leaders of the Carapace Kingdom, unless I were to win presidency, so local matters should still be sent my way for the foreseeable future.
No worries, young man. I always make sure to send my boy to the park before indulging in any shelled proclivities.
Ah, they have the finest roasted peanut provisions that I am quite fond of. I will reimburse you in full for any additional groceries you acquire, in solidarity for all who enjoy a good nut every now and then.
snausages :)
Bleach, duct tape and garbage bags.
Scandinavian Swimmers.
I was browsing the platform "Reddit" when I found some post about me in "r/Nannaspritefuckers" Honestly I feel quite flattered Hoo hoo hoo!
@yourMomma [YM] liked my chit
Mysterious* My wisdom will guide you to the correct dosage. #VioletVictory
Ah it seems like perhaps I have downloaded the wrong application. Is anyone able to perhaps guide me to the proper forums for polite gentleman under 40 with an aptitude for business?
In a matter of days, we will descend into tribalism. Which pill will you take? #VioletDominance
o thats right
i like obscene troll women thats my fucking problem man
*CHITTR **CHITTR ***CHITTR I MEANT TO TYPE CHITTR
hey peebrain can u teleport
I personally prefer her earlier works, Her debut, self-titled album is grittier, less manufactured.
Remember how we used to play.
yo momma got two of em
#Nowplaying - with myself
#itprobablyfeelsgoodasfucktopeeinthesensorydeprivationtank #youfeelnothingthensuddenlyawarmthembracesyou #andthenitslikeyoisthisgodwrappingmeinhislovingembrace #nsfw
#nowplaying nothing - fuckall
My apologies I didn't realize Jeremiah fucking Terminator Leroy was a part of the Classical Canon. I'll redact my previous statement. I know how very serious you are about your raccoon penises.
They call me four eyes not for my specs but for the four eyes ive put on the smacktalking evildoers trying to rile up my pals. If any bro (new OR old) should fall on rough times i can be called upon in similar fashion to defend your honor. They will be swiftly dispatched. *Unholsters my pistols*
No, you're closer to an Aristophanes. If I'm being gracious.